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Literature › Re: The Brand Of Cain (A Complete Novel) by UjSizzle(f): 1:34pm On Nov 08, 2012
Mehn, i have got a whole book of new words now smiley. I'll try speaking without contractions; oh i just did it again grin.

Update quickly.
I'm with the other guy on the title issue. I like 'the brand of Cain' better. It's apt n catchy smiley
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 12:59pm On Nov 08, 2012
*cough cough*
I'll watch this shizzle from afar.

@Scopy. U are such a chicken grin.

Sup Vee
Romance › Re: Guys : Can U Date Someone Without Physical Assets by UjSizzle(f): 12:21pm On Nov 08, 2012
*yawnz*
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 4:16pm On Nov 07, 2012
Mynd pls have mercy, Scopy just wet his pants.
Romance › Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by UjSizzle(f): 4:10pm On Nov 07, 2012
Hahahahaha wicked guy.
Jokes Etc › Re: Just For Fun; Name Your Penis After A Movie by UjSizzle(f): 3:55pm On Nov 07, 2012
Conan the barbarian?
Jokes Etc › Re: Hot Topic . . Please Discuss by UjSizzle(f): 3:51pm On Nov 07, 2012
Little girls wear pink shorts. Buy one, sew a shoulder pad to the crotch and voila u've got urself another boxers smiley. You can thank me later
Romance › Re: Please Leave Her For Me by UjSizzle(f): 3:34pm On Nov 07, 2012
Crown Prince: You might be the lady in contention.
Dreamers inc.
Family › Re: Village Born And Town Born, Who Is Smarter? by UjSizzle(f): 3:31pm On Nov 07, 2012
I suppose you were bred in the village OP.


Towners are usually brilliant.
villagers are smart.
Family › Re: Why Do Poor People Give Birth To Multiple Children? by UjSizzle(f): 3:27pm On Nov 07, 2012
Having constant sex is like a getaway from their poverty stricken lives, about the only thing they've got in common with the rich folks smiley. I think Thomas Malthus had something to say about this...Google him.
Family › Re: Letz Chit Chat by UjSizzle(f): 3:24pm On Nov 07, 2012
MRbrownJAY: but sadly many are too hungry to turn down a free meal, and will instead lead this person on, for as much meals as they can get.
Awoof things.

@Coogar. I hope she reads this. Badt guy grin
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:22pm On Nov 07, 2012
@Cuddlemii. So sorry i didn't reply your mail. Yahoo's all messed up.
Romance › Re: Guys : Can U Date Someone Without Physical Assets by UjSizzle(f): 3:18pm On Nov 07, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Do you have physical assets?[/quote]are you hitting on me?
Romance › Re: Please Leave Her For Me by UjSizzle(f): 3:17pm On Nov 07, 2012
^^ lmao
Romance › Re: How To Leave A Positive/Lasting First Impression by UjSizzle(f): 3:15pm On Nov 07, 2012
decode55: All these ones Ω̴̩̩̩̥o dey work for naija girls o! You can even fart, scratch Ūя̲̅ armpits anyhow etc as long as Ūя̲̅ pocket is loaded ni! That way, you'll make a very long lasting first impression!
i wonder what kind of person you are to attract girls like that.
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Look Forward To In A Pub? by UjSizzle(f): 3:09pm On Nov 07, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]How often does that happen?[/quote]99.9% of the time grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Said Am Too Poor-money Ritual As Solution? by UjSizzle(f): 3:07pm On Nov 07, 2012
When did stewpid become the new IT
Romance › Re: Singles And About To Wed E- Conference 1.0 by UjSizzle(f): 3:02pm On Nov 07, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]She is referring to you jorh. Have I been kissing?[/quote]you've been writing poems *whistles*
Romance › Re: Guys : Can U Date Someone Without Physical Assets by UjSizzle(f): 3:00pm On Nov 07, 2012
I don't date girls
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Look Forward To In A Pub? by UjSizzle(f): 2:56pm On Nov 07, 2012
Good music and handsome guys falling over themselves to buy me drinks grin.
Romance › Re: Please Leave Her For Me by UjSizzle(f): 2:51pm On Nov 07, 2012
Kill Sexkillz grin
Romance › Re: Singles And About To Wed E- Conference 1.0 by UjSizzle(f): 2:48pm On Nov 07, 2012
Womanizers too mush for dis place. I never see
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 2:47pm On Nov 07, 2012
@Scopy one would think your with your constant 'looking' you'd have gotten inspiration.

@Mynd, who una dey fight for?


Where's Vee btw?
Romance › Re: Why Do You Ladies Greet Or Call Ladies "Sweet Heart/words" Are You All Lesbians? by UjSizzle(f): 2:42pm On Nov 07, 2012
tintingz: calling your female fwends by pet name doesnt do anything with calling her sweetie, sugar, honeygal etc BTW what pet name do you call them??
sweety, honey, sugar, pumpkin, munchkins, love, cup cake, honeybun....should i go on?
Literature › Re: The Brand Of Cain (A Complete Novel) by UjSizzle(f): 2:37pm On Nov 07, 2012
Abby's character is infectious and Richard's a pretty weird fellow-i like him.

Update quickly Larry.
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by UjSizzle(f): 1:59pm On Nov 07, 2012
Why should u forget about him?
Romance › Re: Why Do You Ladies Greet Or Call Ladies "Sweet Heart/words" Are You All Lesbians? by UjSizzle(f): 11:55am On Nov 07, 2012
I call most of my friends-male n female- by pet names, does that make me bisexual?

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