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Mehn, i have got a whole book of new words now . I'll try speaking without contractions; oh i just did it again .Update quickly. I'm with the other guy on the title issue. I like 'the brand of Cain' better. It's apt n catchy ![]() |
*cough cough* I'll watch this shizzle from afar. @Scopy. U are such a chicken .Sup Vee |
*yawnz* |
Mynd pls have mercy, Scopy just wet his pants. |
Hahahahaha wicked guy. |
Conan the barbarian? |
Little girls wear pink shorts. Buy one, sew a shoulder pad to the crotch and voila u've got urself another boxers . You can thank me later |
Crown Prince: You might be the lady in contention.Dreamers inc. |
I suppose you were bred in the village OP. Towners are usually brilliant. villagers are smart. |
Having constant sex is like a getaway from their poverty stricken lives, about the only thing they've got in common with the rich folks . I think Thomas Malthus had something to say about this...Google him. |
MRbrownJAY: but sadly many are too hungry to turn down a free meal, and will instead lead this person on, for as much meals as they can get.Awoof things. @Coogar. I hope she reads this. Badt guy ![]() |
@Cuddlemii. So sorry i didn't reply your mail. Yahoo's all messed up. |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Do you have physical assets?[/quote]are you hitting on me? |
^^ lmao |
decode55: All these ones Ω̴̩̩̩̥o dey work for naija girls o! You can even fart, scratch Ūя̲̅ armpits anyhow etc as long as Ūя̲̅ pocket is loaded ni! That way, you'll make a very long lasting first impression!i wonder what kind of person you are to attract girls like that. |
[quote author=Mynd_44]How often does that happen?[/quote]99.9% of the time ![]() |
When did stewpid become the new IT |
[quote author=Mynd_44]She is referring to you jorh. Have I been kissing?[/quote]you've been writing poems *whistles* |
I don't date girls |
Good music and handsome guys falling over themselves to buy me drinks . |
Kill Sexkillz ![]() |
Womanizers too mush for dis place. I never see |
@Scopy one would think your with your constant 'looking' you'd have gotten inspiration. @Mynd, who una dey fight for? Where's Vee btw? |
tintingz: calling your female fwends by pet name doesnt do anything with calling her sweetie, sugar, honeygal etc BTW what pet name do you call them??sweety, honey, sugar, pumpkin, munchkins, love, cup cake, honeybun....should i go on? |
Abby's character is infectious and Richard's a pretty weird fellow-i like him. Update quickly Larry. |
Why should u forget about him? |
I call most of my friends-male n female- by pet names, does that make me bisexual? |
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. I'll try speaking without contractions; oh i just did it again
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