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Nairalanders, I received an invitation from this company.
Does anybody know about this company or if they are scammers. Here is their invitation:
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[b]With reference to your application with us, as screened and evaluated by us over your submitted resume/CV, LASMO OIL UK is pleased to offer you a provisional appointment as a PROJECT SUPERVISOR. We are desirous of having you work with us after this assessment by us, as we see your skills as value addition to our company and our clients respectively.

It is expected that you join us as early as possible but not later than one (1) Month, beyond which the offer would be in abeyance, until a new date may be considered by us. On acceptance of this Appointment you are to submit the following referenced documents to us via email and also be present with the below requirements on your Visa interview date:

1. Six (6) Passport Sized photographs.
2. Your Signed copy of the Work contract agreement Paper as attached.
3. British Work Clearance Permit Paper.
4. Federal Police Character Report (FPCR)
5. Health/Fitness Report/Paper.

This Offer of Expatriate Work contract is contingent upon the fulfillment of all the above referenced engagement provisions within the time frame allotted to it.

Kindly, acknowledge the receipt of this offer and if acceptable to your expectation, sign the agreement copy as a token of your acceptance and return same to us within two days of acceptance.
Please note that you have to provide a scanned copy of your National Identity Card or RELEVANT PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT, A FEDERAL POLICE CHARACTER REPORT along with the copy of your BRITISH WORK CLEARANCE PERMIT PAPER, which you are to procure from the companies soliciting law firm in your local country (CROWN CHAMBERS) a subsidiary of BARNEY IMMIGRATION SOLICITORS United Kingdom before your VISA interview date, if you do not already have the documents as specified.

Below is the contact information of the Attorney that you are to contact immediately to obtain a valid BRITISH WORK CLEARANCE PERMIT PAPER AND FEDERAL POLICE CHARACTER REPORT.

CROWN CHAMBERS
Contact Name: Barr. Jude O. Nwachukwu (Esq.) LL.B,B.L (Nigeria)
Designation: Legal Practitioner & Immigration Attorney
Telephone: +234-817-972-9620, +234-810-779-0150.
Email: barrr.jnwachukwu@mail.com
Address: Calabar; 86, Atekong Drive,
Calabar, Cross River State.

27 Ali Akilu Road,
Investment House (1st Floor),
Kaduna, Kaduna State
Nigeria.

VENUE OF INTERVIEW:

British High Commission (Management and Visa Sections)
Address: Chancery Building 19 Torren Close
Off Mississippi Street,
Off Shehu Shagari Way (North)
Maitama Abuja.

Date of interview is on Monday the 8th of July, 2013.

Time, 11am.

For further clarification regarding your appointment with us, kindly contact the Human Resource Manager's office through.

Lasmo Oil Human Resources Department.
101 Bishopsgate
London
Greater London
United Kingdom
Tel: +44-703-1920-640, +44-703-1998-947

Regards,
Engr. Dean Sinclair
H.R.D Manager
Tel:+447031998947.

Please where can I get apple cedar vinegar in Port Harcourt.

Has anybody confirmed that this recruitment fairs is real bc they are demanding for N3000 registration to be paid into their bank account. Who has attended this fair before. it will be taking place in Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt on 12th, 22nd and 26th March 2013.

A 3 Bedroom bungalow with 3 toilets and a detached 1 bedroom flat all inside one compound is up for sale at Lugbe, Abuja Municipal. The building with a fenced wall is in a serene environment and at city view.
For details contact: Chika on 08033091325,Nkiru 08033153947.

Hello everyone,
Happy new year to you. Please can anybody send the magi e-book to me. My email address: dorisuju@yahoo.com
Thanks in advance.

Amaka1, thanks a lot for helping to bring our hubbies back home. Please can you send Magi cook book to me as well. My email is dorisuju@yahoo.com
God bless you richly.

All-Swag,
Can the car go for 1.5m, I am very much interested, at least ladies first.

Regards.

Fashionng, sorry for the delayed response, is it still available? Please email the details to my email dorisuju@yahoo.com

Thnx

Please can you inbox me with the details, I'm interested in clothings and shoes, dorisuju@yahoo.com

I'm interested, please can you email me the details if it is still open. Email dorisuju@yahoo.com

@Poster,
Is the car still available for sale, I am interested.
Please reply as soon as possible.

Umu oma, mma mma nu oooo

Ihe okwu a bu Precious putara bu "Opuruiche"

Igbo oga diri unu mma ooo.

fashiong,
sorry, I am just seeing your response. my email address is dorisuju@yahoo.com

Am interested, I live in Port Harcourt.
Please contact me.

clem2love:
how do i register?

The exam will be on 5th December 2009 from 8am to 5pm.

To register, just type ans SMS- NETS First name Last name email address (type it with a space in between) and send to 35350. After 24 hours of sending the text, log on to www.netsnigeria.org
At the top left hand side type your email address in the space provided and click submit, a form will come up that will enable you to fill in your information and select the course and centre of your wish. Submit the form and your exam number will be sent to you. Cheers

This is indeed an exciting script a must read!

, Enjoy it


Did you hear about the man who was looking for a job overseas? He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill. Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla .

They led him to the cage; he took a position at the back of the cage and pretended to sleep. But after a while, he got tired of sitting so he walked around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises. The people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump around, they would clap and cheer and throw him peanuts. And the man loved peanuts .
So he jumped around some more and tried climbing a tree. That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They threw more peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung from one side of the cage to the other. The people loved it and threw more peanuts. "Wow! This is great," he thought. He swung higher and the crowd grew bigger. He continued to swing on the vine, getting higher and higher and then all Last, all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up and out of the cage, landing in the lion's cage that was next door. He panicked.

There was a huge lion not twenty feet away, and it looked very hungry. So the man in the gorilla suit started jumping up and down, screaming and yelling, "Help, help! Get me out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a man in a gorilla suit! HELP! "

The lion quickly pounced on the man, held him down and said, EMEKA NO FEAR NA ME CHIJIOKE "be quiet! You're going to make both of us lose our jobs"

Be cheerful and let’s face this job squarely!!!!!!!!!!!!


, Imagin wetin our brothers dey suffer in the name of traveling abroad. chei!!!

Can anybody in the house hint me on the job description/duties of Manager Onsite monitoring.
Please respond as soon as possible because I am schedule for interview on Wednesday.

Thanks for your help.

Hello Tossynkenny,
Please forward GMAT to my email dorisuju@yahoo.com

Thanks alot.

jodeci:
This guy is a big idiot and bloody scammer,when did u become panocean? guys dont mind the stupid God forsaken animal,those are the adverts placed by Pan ocean oil cooperation on their website.The idiot just copied the adverts and added his e-mail address so that he can gather CVs for his wicked schemes.

confirm at http://www.panoceanoilnigeria.com/careers/

Jodeci, you are wonderful. Somebody like you should be given a moderator of this forum because a lot of ignorant job seekers are falling victim to people like Rogo or whatever he calls himself. He is a militant to this forum.
House continue to expose them.

jodeci:
Rogue,what makes HUET,SAS,PSS,DSS etc professional certified courses? is HUET a course?.Guys if you are interested and u have some change to spare,come to Tolman offshore training centre,plot 78 trans amadi industrial layout and u will be certified for HUET and SAS for less than a 100k,however,they are not qualifications to getting a job,the company that you work for usually organises such trainings to enable you board helicopter and work offshore.

House, Jodeci is right in his suggestions. I work in an oil company and these certifications mentioned here supports whatever training you have been given. Most of us have these certificates because of the kind of job we do. I advise anybody that needs a job to undergo trainings like HSE from Institute of safety professional, MCSE, Networking, database training, ASNT, LEEA (for lifting equipment inspection), Crane operation, purchasing course and so on. All these courses together with your degree can earn you a good job in oil companies and others.

Please the people that use this forum as a means of duping people should be banned. They know that so many people are in need of job and daily bread, they think they can use this medium to dupe them.
House beware.

hackney:
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's a beautiful thing.

To God be the Glory my sister. The Lord has done a good thing and it is marvelous in our sight.
Congratulations.

[url]My maternnity leave was a whole year and i was paid 6 months full salary,3 months half salary and nothing for the remaining 3 months,so for this reason i resumed back to work after 9 months maternity.When i resumed back to work,i had to change my working contract to flexible hours becos paying for child minder is very expensive in london.

lemonpluss, I hope u can help me secure a job in London bc from your response one has enough time with the new baby.
1. my coy gives 3 months maternity leave with full salary, on resumption u close 3 hrs before time four three months. To me it is not enough because if you are on baby friendly, you are forced to stop at 3 months. People suggest expressing breast milk for the baby but with the nature of electricity in Nigeria, it is not workable.

mohawkchic,

Thanks for your pic.

House, more pictures please.

Am always loyal.

The House am loyal,
Who knows the latest maternity wears, please post pictures.

Thnx

Does anybody in the house knows the latest design for maternity wears. Please post pictures. Thanks

HOW TO PREPARE SOYA BEAN

Ingredients/tools:
1. One big custard rubber of soya bean seed.
2. manual/hand blender

Method:
Buy about one big custard measure of soya bean seed. Pick it one at a time to remove the sand.
After picking, put a frying pan on fire, pour the soya beans inside and keep stiring it with a wooden spoon or spoon until it starts drying like roasted groundnut and colour changes to a bit brownish.
Once you can peel the roasted back like ground nut, it is ok.
Pour into a tray to cool.

Pour into a manual blender (adjust the blender so that it will be loose) and gently blend to remove the hard skin.
Winow (blow with a tray or hand fan) the soya bean with the skin to remove the skin.

Tighten the blender and blend until the soya bean is well blended (that is when it become powdered).

Your soya bean is ready.

Pour into a tight covered container and label with the date of production.