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NNPC is on God factor

Point to note the major player in the panelist is not d chief panelist but is d typist that guy input has along way to go

He can represent 70 as 7 with d excuse of typing error so we all should just b praying

ChasteGhuy:
You were caught off guard!

Just one lady

monlawal:
They were two ladies in the panel

Clean Development mechanism

Centre on reduction of carbon emission so as to control global warming

Stake holders are involved with this vision with NNPC including SPDC

TOSINIFE:
What's CDM?

I can say u belong to panel 33

D lady that ask u was on hijab

monlawal:
Mehn testimonies of some persons here is making it look like I performed poorly.
My interview was short, direct, full of smiles and laughs.
A panelist asked me to give an instance where I had to make a quick decision to a pressing issue. I went blank. I could not think of anything at that moment. I did not answer the question. I just kept quiet there for like 2 minutes. She decided to let other Panelists ask me their questions while I think

When I was done with them and it came back to her turn again, same question (no answer). I silently told myself (should I lie about an event). Then she ask if there was a time I did what I naturally won't do under normal circumstances. I said yes and she asked me to narrate it to them. What was the situation that led to that action.

Then they asked me to look around the office and assume it is mine. What should I do to avoid any hazardous incidence from occurring. I said we should be careful with electrical appliances and connections.

They really probed my CV sha. But I thank God.
Then contributions of NNPC to the economy of Nigeria.

On God, reading how composed some guys were during their interviews, I feel I was neither here nor there. But OLÚWA WA (GOD DEY)

I pray to God outside d tower that any question I don't know I should not b ask
I don't know anything about CDM


God connect me to my old corpse colleague He gave some hint n mention CDM

So I work on it using d internet

That was how God deliver me

This is a testimony

adamx23:
Seriously... It was the first time I was hearing of it..

This trend is hereby declared a NNPC Comedy related trend pending till when APL is release


Only those that yahoo boys have use their pant n boxer are free to talk about AB theory n 1% theory


Those in support say Hi

Nil is no allow
So those against u know were u belong is stated already

North I like una mind shall but I just dey look for any stubborn Fulani when go come like dis

NNPC for shut down for your sake

Some people no get fear were six person dey dem no ask u to sit you rush chair

Who use that person pant

If you are one of them like dis post if u were ask to sit before sitting quote

Those who. Are not in oil field will not understand people like me God just help me with d answer from above

ChasteGhuy:
Why?

Many Nairaland members we get the appointment letter those following this trend are 10 step ahead

I repeat sensitive information was share in this forum am positive that Appointment letter will flood us but when you get the appointment Letter don't ask how NNPC is going to pay us because is non of your business

Am saying this because a lot of us here will get the APL

Swargu:
Exactly how a prospective thread should look like, proud of you guys today.

Free zobo for local men and women with a touch of spirit/wine.

Nothing is wrong but I can tell if the panelist need your original they will request for it simple

Gbyms:
But I was think that the people that were there for ushering us to sit immediately we enter when they tell us to move to the front for the rearranging of our file.
I did not know how it became job of chief panelist. Hope I did not did anything wrong as I didn’t give in my original. Imagine if it has a marks

The photocopy was compare with the original by d chief panelist

Non of my photocopy is blur

Man gat to watch wit d other eye

Gbyms:
Maybe you were expected to remove it. Except where your photocopy was blurr

Oga na u Sabi

CSmooth:
The tenses here sha



quote author=Ukodo1123 post=80652294]The person that allocate me to my panels put my original document on top of my photocopy Copley with CV inside my NNPC file

So they collected it from me when I get there but after d interview they return d original back to me which was done by the chief panelist

That question concerning CDM was a dangerous question

The person that allocate me to my panels put my original document on top of my photocopy Copley with CV inside my NNPC file

So they collected it from me when I get there but after d interview they return d original back to me which was done by the chief panelist

Gbyms:
Sorry Sir, which original document. I thought our documents were filtered before entry to the panelist and all our originals were given to us.

I only had joke with one of the typist of d panel before entering for d interview that one was busy typing all through my interview session and after my interview we then enter another phase of joke before I left


Though God help me
When I was receiving my original document from d chief panelist I quickly stand up to received it from him
I don't care to know if it is against ethics of interview both my parent always teach me to stand up when receiving any item from an elderly person



I will not forget the last word from d chief panelist thank you for making my day
Though am not a comedian

bobowaja:
Exactly, simple questions are traps. Whenever I find myself in that kind of situations I make sure I am double certain of my options.

And again when people were talking about the nice nature of the interviewers, I just laugh.... Those people in nnpc are so smart, they use the homely attitudes to disarm the multitude and you will be saying nonsense with confidence while they cheer you on.

Well, I had a tough panel and I was humbled enough to allow them teach me what I don't know.

God is in control

Those northerner on native
What will b their score on dressing

Greatken007:
Not funny oooh,i have been in that shoe before, they respect you more if they know you don't know it but attempted the question.

Before the interview i made it clear here that NNPC can't never send you your score but if you are sharp enough you can decode it during your interview. Some situations will certainly give rise for them to revisit some persons CBT scores:Even in football best losers are considered.(I also advised on dressing,it was an avenue to score 10/10 , 2 mark is enough to knock some persons off)'(

Oga den go fear u

Beeam:
I am a pastor, I don't drink beer.

Only Heineken my friend!

Nairaland almost suffocate us with negative marking after the CBT

This is alert n non alert

Grace is what took me to d tower for interview not my score n same grace we take us to the tower for APL


Well see u at the Tower

My landlord was was doing same

No quarrel na

I just buy big padlock n inches


Na so I take settled d matta

Who b alertee

Bankalert:
From No. 5 above, i can deduce that you have been told by the "HR" that the alertees are the chosen ones for APL. ... This is because you have also been paid as you stated earlier and you were interviewed on Day 2 and you think spilling it out will affect your luck...i hope that "works out" for "you" though... Else it will just be sad.

Buhari is an anticorruption agent
He is the minister of petroleum
Mind u NNPC is an agency under the ministry of petroleum


So Senate n Rep are very careful not to offend baba

tayowiseone:
It is hoped that this recruitment will be concluded before the house of reps committees take off fully. The speaker has appointed committee chairmen today. I just pray it doesn't affect the process negatively

Jarus n mosgoon big boys when I grow up I would like to b like u

No wahala I concur

Trust4u1:
No how no how, blocking to chop ukodo must take place

Guy na steady breakfast b DAT we no dey run tea matter

But na field work I dey run acquisition of geophysical data I non no if I go dey office regularly

Trust4u1:
We go chop ukodo for towers together when we resume

Representing Warri
Oil City

Fredkio:
Representing Rivers state. Akukutoru LGA

Finally 500

We hail u too
From D Oil city

Fredkio:
South south peeps. I hail una o

Your guy loyal

Trust4u1:
My bro from the south south

We must get there

500