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ProgrammingRe: Why PHP Should Not Be Your Primary Language by ukorsimplicity(m): 3:55pm On Jul 13, 2016
NigAmbassador:
Php is best used for little projects but when it comes to enterprise development, its dead meat. I am a C# coder....that's my bragging right
You are joking about " PHP is best used for little project"

PHP powers WordPress, Facebook and expression engine : hope you know this.

Have you seen what php 7 can do? Php7 addresses all this issued talk about here.
WebmastersRe: I Need Serious Help With XAMPP Please! by ukorsimplicity(m): 10:46pm On Jul 12, 2016
TK16:
I want to build an e-commerce website, and I wish to use joomla.

I downloaded the XAMPP and joomla 3.0.

The Apache won't run, please who can help
Please state the error message you are getting or upload a screenshot of where you are having problem.

1. Do you have skpe installed on your computer, skpe make use of the port reserve for Apache that is port 80

2. Stop all program using port 80

3. Or make apache run on another port.

These are the major problem that will make apache not to run on your local machine, i am typing from my phone so I can not give you an indept tutorial on how to do this but you can always ask Google on how to do any of the above stated solution.

If the problem presit you can uninstall xamp and try wamp. Hope this point you towards the right direction. Cheers.
ProgrammingRe: How I Created My Personal Website Ground Up by ukorsimplicity(m): 10:27pm On Jul 12, 2016
JoelAmawhe:
Can you explain further ?
The image at the end of your post. I will like to know how you did that.
ProgrammingRe: Categories Of Programmers (by Areas Of Expertise) by ukorsimplicity(m): 10:22pm On Jul 12, 2016
privatetisa:
ello.
Please, I need to build a mobile app that is capable of mining out a few information/data from a database of regularly updated numerical entries. The app does some random selections, generate some sets or lists or arrays as the case may be. It then does some intersections and some iterations and countings. And that's all.
It's indeed a very simple programme, an Android application.
Is there anyone inhere who can do this for me at a very minimal price? If there is such, please respond by quoting this message here. I'll then tell you how to contact me.
Thanks.
The problem you are trying to solve is not clear. Please clarify what your needs are.
ProgrammingRe: How I Created My Personal Website Ground Up by ukorsimplicity(m): 1:56am On Jul 12, 2016
Nice layout.
One question, how did you get that screen shoot? Would like to do something like that.
WebmastersRe: How Can I Host A Website. by ukorsimplicity(m): 3:27pm On Jul 11, 2016
elosonservices:
Please i will love to know how to host a website.
How to host wordpress website with a unique domain name.
Please what is the cost of domain name.
What is the cost of hosting.
Which is the best plan.
Thanks.
Hostgator has a very nice documentation and tutorials on how to host a website. They even provide you with a dummy account to learn and get familiarize with cPanel.

NameCheap ( http://namecheap.com ) also has have helpful documentation.

SIDE NOTE: learn to Google your problem, you will be surprise the number of developers who has same problem with you and how much nice resources you will get from website like stack overflow and other dedicated blog.

Cheers
WebmastersRe: Who Needs A Forum Script (nairaland Clone)? by ukorsimplicity(m): 3:09pm On Jul 11, 2016
kosytedy:
Hello, who needs a nice and fully functional Nairaland forum script. Checkout these sites www.ansugist.com or www.naijaport.com , contact me on 07061069134
The ads on the website are annoying, instead of you doing something better than nairaland, you copy both nairaland flaws.
The layout are too basic, have you heard of bootstrap, w3.CSS, materialise? What about tinyMce, textboxio etc.
What of technology like JavaScript?

Abeg lets be creative and stop this copy copy...
FamilyRe: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by ukorsimplicity(m): 2:08pm On Jul 11, 2016
yomi007k:
Op I think its gone be good 4 u.

D less sex a man has, d more productive he becomes.
Please, who told you this and how does sex affect the productivity of a man?
LiteratureRe: Throwback: Nigerian Literature Books We Used In Secondary School!!! by ukorsimplicity(m): 7:20am On Jul 05, 2016
OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Those books were the best, man! I learnt reading with Ralia, the sugar girl. Then after, I read every book I came across. I read the Dark Child by C. M Laye in primary school. King Solomon's Mines is one book I'll never forget. If there is anyway I'd get it, someone, please, tell me.

But all sha, I thank my mom. God bless her. She showed me all. Btw, I'm just 19. Not everyone of this generation isn't sound.
Now called "The African Child"
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Christianity EtcRe: Can I Listen To Secular Music/clubbing And Still Be A Devoted Christian? by ukorsimplicity(m): 9:05pm On Jun 20, 2016
Jonwesley:
What has songs of Solomon got to do with secular music. Don't get me misquoted, or read me out of context. So the fact that king Solomon had 1000 wives and 700 concubines is right for us to do? In this era of grace and life of Jesus as an example? No please.

Songs of Solomon was typically his life of romance in display and it's peculiar to him, not to be used as a pedestal for doing worldly things.
ok
Christianity EtcRe: Can I Listen To Secular Music/clubbing And Still Be A Devoted Christian? by ukorsimplicity(m): 2:42pm On Jun 19, 2016
Jonwesley:
I can't thank you enough for this piece. It's just the message for our time. Our children get carried away easily with these songs. You will be shocked that your daughter, a chorister in church marking her birthday, and her friends that come around, with her singing and dancing skelewu, davido, and others. I then ask, what's the difference between them. May God be God, and the Devil, the liar.
I hope one day, when your child ask you "if God does not like some music, why is there songs of Solomon in the Bible?"... you will have a good explanation for that child. #JustSaying
Christianity EtcRe: Can I Listen To Secular Music/clubbing And Still Be A Devoted Christian? by ukorsimplicity(m): 2:40pm On Jun 19, 2016
Jonwesley:
I can't thank you enough for this piece. It's just the message for our time. Our children get carried away easily with these songs. You will be shocked that your daughter, a chorister in church marking her birthday, and her friends that come around, with her singing and dancing skelewu, davido, and others. I then ask, what's the difference between them. May God be God, and the Devil, the liar.
I hope one day, when your child ask you "if God does not like some music, why is there songs of Solomon in the Bible?"... you will have a good explanation for that child. #JustSaying
Christianity EtcRe: Can I Listen To Secular Music/clubbing And Still Be A Devoted Christian? by ukorsimplicity(m): 2:34pm On Jun 19, 2016
salabscholar01:
God knows our hearts.... He sees our hearts. Music is a food for the soul... If worldly musics will take us to hell, everyone with good ears, with a good sound of communication is a victim of hell... We need not been extreme. Right now, as I write, my music is well amplified to the fullest...2Baba African Queen, booming... I serve God and I am always on his path. Don't quote me wrong please.
Thank you... personally I think God is not a fan of one genre of music or art, that is why we have psalms and songs of Solomon in the Bible...
WebmastersRe: School Website - Help by ukorsimplicity(m): 2:12pm On Jun 17, 2016
What programming language do you know..
What progress have you made?
Do you want some one to design this for you? If yes I can write a php class for you.
Please state your problem so I can help you.
WebmastersRe: PHP: How Do I Add Paragraph When I Make A Post Through Text Field by ukorsimplicity(m):
What you need is a WYSIWYG editors... you can checkout tinyMCE or textboxio ..

If TEXT EDITORS are overkill for your project, you can use the php nl2br() function ( http://php.net/nl2br ). like this

<?php

echo nl2br($_POST['textarea']);

?>
or you can use this code i borrowed from stack Over Flow ( http://stackoverflow.com/questions/4523961/paragraphs-in-textarea )

<?php

$textarea = $_POST['textarea'];

$newarr = explode("\n",$textarea);

foreach($newarr as $str) {

echo "<p>".$str."</p>";

}
?>
Happy coding...
WebmastersRe: This Two Forum Which Look More Matured And Better by ukorsimplicity(m): 2:45pm On May 04, 2016
The second one is better but they don't display well on mobile phones, and alot of your users will be coming via mobile phones
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons Why God Is Not Subject To His Own Laws ! by ukorsimplicity(m): 11:32am On Apr 17, 2016
Joshthefirst:
God is almighty and all-knowing.

You, in your limitations, questioning his acts, does not just paint you as presumptuous, but also paints you as foolish.

And for the benefit of those truly interested, humanity was in danger of extinction from corruption and violence, that's why God flooded the earth.

He was tackling an outbreak of corruption, he used the flood to wipe out the initial danger, and used Israel as his sword to wipe out the danger of Canaan and amalek, etc.

It is foolish of you to attack based on records of scripture and reject rebuttals of your attack from the same scriptural records because you reject the bible. Idiocy.


And if you think I take most of your childish wailings seriously, news flash, I don't. You don't really have well-thought out arguments in your armour, and you make up for your ingenuity with your loudness and trolling.

The only time I do good to reply you is mostly for the benefit of other's doubts. Or when you infuriate me exceedingly, or during early days when I didnt know you well enough to realize you were mostly a loud mouthed troll with pathetic arguments and a myriad of memes to make up for your lack of thoughtful arguments.
Just pointing out something, If He knows all, does that mean He knew man was going to fall and still permit it, Did He know that men where going to sin but still did not prevent it with all the power he had but still went ahead to flood the earth? ...
I know this does not relate to the topic, but am curious.
Car TalkRe: Test Your Driving Skills With This Puzzle by ukorsimplicity(m): 1:40pm On Apr 12, 2016
1 3 2 joooo
Car TalkRe: Test Your Driving Skills With This Puzzle by ukorsimplicity(m): 1:39pm On Apr 12, 2016
kaeforum:
1-3-2

always give way to traffic on your left. tongue
Finally, someone with sense...
Science/TechnologyNew Interface For Nairaland by ukorsimplicity(op): 8:02pm On Apr 05, 2015
Nairaland is more than 10 years old (correct me if am wrong) and i think its time for the administrators of this Forum to create new interface so as to increase user experience... It is a also a nice to sell this platform to the world.



It is hell for new bee on this site to create a new post... things like harsh tag and "@username" should also be functioning.. Is there anybody that feels this way too. #UpdateNairaland
PhonesRe: Reply To BB Users By Android Users by ukorsimplicity(op): 10:36pm On Oct 29, 2013
Mafia4life: My guy, e nor be like that. Those who knows the way can ping using free 5MB for 5 days ( using my sister as example). Simply use logic by firewalling all apps apart from BBM and few. That's one lovely thing about Android. Everything is possible.


I am sick of these kind of thread. Android users please show some nice attitude over this.
airtel bis work fine without changing or installing any third party app on ur fone
PhonesRe: Reply To BB Users By Android Users by ukorsimplicity(op): 10:33pm On Oct 29, 2013
olanre12: hi guy, i jst get techno D1 and i heard that i can use it to ping pls if you know where i can download the application or link
visit

www.bbm.com

or


https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bbm&IID=ng:mobi:bbm:home:Oct2013:hero:download-bbm-android
Education2014 Jambites Take Note by ukorsimplicity(op): 10:30pm On Oct 29, 2013
2014 Jambites think about this....2013 jambites were not given
admission because of low jamb score, those that were given
admission, have not resumed,and some are still waiting for 2nd
and 3rd list if they can find their names there, and now Jamb are
already selling more form for 2014 ' they will sell 2,000,000
forms and tell you they are only looking for 500,000 students for
admission! Now tell me WHICH OTHER MALPRACTICE IS WORSE
THAN THIS? it not all about the money it's the years you are
waisting ! ! ! He that has EAR let him hear..........
PhonesRe: Reply To BB Users By Android Users by ukorsimplicity(op): 10:22pm On Oct 29, 2013
Mafia4life: My guy, e nor be like that. Those who knows the way can ping using free 5MB for 5 days ( using my sister as example). Simply use logic by firewalling all apps apart from BBM and few. That's one lovely thing about Android. Everything is possible.


I am sick of these kind of thread. Android users please show some nice attitude over this.
we have been showing nice atitude over this, bu bb users are been immature over dis...

android users are just trying to make bb users see the good side of using android.
PhonesReply To BB Users By Android Users by ukorsimplicity(op): 11:19am On Oct 29, 2013
A lot of BB users are vexing that Android users can now ping.
They have no exclusive right again and its seriously paining
them.

I am sure you have seen the don't accept a pin that starts with
7..., now what about if we respond to them in kind. If you love
this response, PLEASE share it on your wall, send it as a
broadcast so that they all can know what's up.

BlackBerry users are like owners of an old broken toy. They are
too addicted to their toy and can't understand that the world has
moved on from just playing with toys to sophisticated things.

Even the owners of BlackBerry have acknowledged the toy is no
longer valuable dear Bb addict and they have made bbm for all.
That's what so many of you can't bear, no more exclusive
pinging. Lobatan.

If you can't play Temple Run, Candy Crush, Fruit Ninja etc and
you can't use your phone however you like apart from just
pinging, then you have been left behind.

Join the winning team and stop clinging on to your old toy dear
BB user

How many likes and shares will this get? Let's tell 'em.
PhonesRe: BBM for iPhone and Android is officially available by ukorsimplicity(m): 12:16am On Oct 23, 2013
SmartCount: Which one is d real one? B'cos I've checked and seen two different BBM Apps. Please someone should paste the link of the genuine BBM app for Android
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bbm&IID=ng:mobi:bbm:home:Oct2013:hero:download-bbm-android
PhonesRe: Infinix Diamond Android Smartphone by ukorsimplicity(m): 10:53pm On Oct 21, 2013
am a big fan of infinix... i love the comptition infinix is bringing into d android market....

:Dam a big fan of infinix... i love the comptition infinix is bringing into d android market....
EducationRe: Ebsu Strike by ukorsimplicity(m): 11:45am On Mar 25, 2013
It has not been called off

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