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Christianity EtcRe: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by Ultimate001: 12:10pm On Apr 18, 2015
GooseBaba:
There's no monopoly in hoping.... Carry on.! grin
Alright, sir.
PoliticsRe: Defection: Supreme Court Order Ondo House Of Rep To Vacate Sit. by Ultimate001: 3:30pm On Apr 17, 2015
xamuel17:
i wan shave today, my bush dey scratch me
tell that to whosoever cares to hear! In anoda news, u r a sharp contrast to ur name. The good news however, is that you can be better....
Christianity EtcRe: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by Ultimate001: 10:23pm On Apr 16, 2015
GooseBaba:
Keyword... "Story " when was the last time you saw a ressurection... Who did you know physically that went to greater glory and came back with evidence.. Abegiii.. Waka make i see road..
comical. Will not lose hope on you...
Christianity EtcRe: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by Ultimate001: 8:02am On Apr 16, 2015
GooseBaba:
Kindly, tell me the belief that you know I believe in, or are you just regurgitating rubbish for your god..? Meanwhile, we can see whose beliefs has led to their destruction.

Look at Kenya bible belivers slaughtered like chickens their god was on a coffee break. Bible belivers up northern Nigeria slaughtered and displaced. Again their beliefs led to their destruction. Their god still MIA..

I hope when boko haram comes knocking on your door, do not ask your god why he has forsaken you. Even your savior ask the same question, common three nails naim finish am.. Now who is on the path of destruction.. grin
don't even go along that line.
Unbelievers and atheists like u also die but eternity is wat matters and dat's wen one can either live forever or perish. Remember ur soul does nt die! A greater Glory awaits anyone that finishes his life in Christ. That reminds me, abt the Jesus' story u made reference to, did He resurrect on the third day or not?
RomanceRe: How To Attract A Real Husband Material by Ultimate001: 12:03am On Apr 16, 2015
refreshrate:
Makes you duller than a brass knob, that one.
that's if d person is dull normally...u know?
Christianity EtcRe: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by Ultimate001: 12:01am On Apr 16, 2015
GooseBaba:
Take your yeye claim comot from here.. You made yourself an ambassador to an abstract thought through your personal convictions and you actually don't see the folly in your yarn..

The question was directed to your god, not to a clueless ambassador... I asked for answers not clue. So I suggest you zip it until Yaweh replies, because I'm suspecting jehovah does not know the answer too..!
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lolz...this is very comical! The most intriguing part of the whole thing is d fact that u r so sure that u av d right beliefs- "there is a way that seems so right in the sight of man but the end thereof (of it) is destruction". Well, I will not give up on you.....good night and sleep tight.
RomanceRe: How To Attract A Real Husband Material by Ultimate001: 10:58pm On Apr 15, 2015
LesbianBoy:
8. Dont use a car while you are single!!!


9. Don't live alone as a single lady


10. Stop watching african magic yoruba
why do u advise against watching African Magic?
Christianity EtcRe: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by Ultimate001: 8:09am On Apr 15, 2015
GooseBaba:
Since you talk to your god.. Tell him I don't need his love.. No be by force. Also, tell him to go love those that seek him. Abi him no dey use him omni omni skills.. Or just tell him to watch NTA news...

Meanwhile, your answer has nothing to do with the question I asked your god... Try again.!
Well, I'm His Ambassador and I just gave u an answer wc I would say is relevant. I hate to think that u want God Himself to come down to answer you. He sure won't. Assuming u av touch wt Him, He would av given u a clear nd perfect answer but I jst gave u a clue.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by Ultimate001: 7:19pm On Apr 14, 2015
GooseBaba:
You're one ultimate slowpoke..!! I asked your god a question and you called me ignorant. How personal can it get. Who abused who first.. Guy fuvk you, fuvk your christ And fuvk your blessings..!! cheesy
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That's okay by me. However the truth of the matter is GOD LOVES YOU- absence of evidence is not evidence of absence!
Coming back to ur questn, my God is omniscient; He knows everything. He knows wat lust is, He knows how it feels, not because He has indulged in lust before but because HE CREATED THE FEELING. I dn't knw if u see any sense in dis. I wish u well, bro.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by Ultimate001: 12:25am On Apr 14, 2015
GooseBaba:
You just made my azz cheeks yawn... Do me a favor kill yourself. At least you get to meet that shiiit head you call a god in no time.. You delusional basstard..!!! grin
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You are taking it too far and personal. This is common moral/ ethics which every individual nids so as to peacefully co-habit wt pple in d society. You av resorted to abuse now of which I cld also decide to get back at u and ds in d long run, cld lead to assault, thereby setting d society on fire. You see, you need God over your life! You've been informed, dn't say u were nt told. Please give your life to JESUS CHRIST and attend a bible-believing church. "Human wisdom is folly in God's sight''. God bless you!
Christianity EtcRe: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by Ultimate001: 11:49pm On Apr 12, 2015
GooseBaba:
When he visited Mary. Which position did he use..?
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What ignorant people do to harm themselves is very much. One just has to ignore your ignorance! The funniest thing is that you think u av d right believes. My prayer: may God forgive you and show you the mercy your life needs.
RomanceRe: Help: He Had Sex With A Widow Three Days After Her Husband's Death. by Ultimate001: 9:43am On Apr 03, 2015
softapple:
TO summarise it, "this woman has been trying to seduce my friend before the death of her husband, eventually when her husband died my friend went to console her three days after but the unthinkable happen, he was seduce by the woman in her room and he had sex with her, mind you it was rainy and people that came to console her have all left except the woman's younger sister who was sleeping in her room based on the heavy downpour. "are there any implications to a guy that had sex with a woman three days after her husband's death or does he need any spiritual cleansing? he is scared for his life but the widow in question is not a little bit scared at all, though she is still young and withouth a child, pls what should my friend do?
haba! But why r pple dis perverse?
Well, judging frm experience nd intuition, d woman is promiscous nd ur frnd isn't d only she seduced. She wld av seduced sm oda guys who would av sexed her. One of those myt av used sex charm (magun) on her so dt her husband would die after sexing her so dat they can nw enjoy their promiscuity wt her on a full scale. I'm afriad ur frnd may av bn impacted, also. Y cn't pple hold their substance for once, any REAL person shld control his feelings, choices, desires, urges, e.t.c nd not do d unplanned.
FamilyRe: Woman Caught By Her In-laws With Her Husband's Friend In A Hotel by Ultimate001: 8:26am On Mar 29, 2015
DesChyko:
If you mean to ask if I am righteous, No.
don't tell me u don't understand wat I mean.....have u ackowledged urself as a sinner, confessed them to God and confess that Jesus should take away ur sins and enter into ur heart to b ur Lord? Do u believe that He died and that God raised Him from the dead?
FamilyRe: Woman Caught By Her In-laws With Her Husband's Friend In A Hotel by Ultimate001: 4:32pm On Mar 27, 2015
DesChyko:
I don't get your drift.
simply put, are u born again?
FamilyRe: Woman Caught By Her In-laws With Her Husband's Friend In A Hotel by Ultimate001: 2:02pm On Mar 27, 2015
DesChyko:
Everybody carry phone for hand.
All they think of is 'evidence'!
Not a thought spared for shame..
Not a thought spared for family..
If it was always tit for tat, Jesus won't have died for us.
are you born again or all you have is just head knowledge of the concept of the death and ressurection of Christ?
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Guys Patronize Prostitutes by Ultimate001: 1:56pm On Mar 27, 2015
Rapmoney:
The following are some of the salient reasons why most Nigerian guys patronize call girls and runs girls grin:

1) Emotional weakness: Some guys are just so emotionally weak! They find it difficult to approach a woman and start a conversation with her or initiate friendship with her! You wouldn't need that to get down with a pros! Just call her and ask her 'how much u go collect for over-night'? grin

2) Fear of rejection: Some guys are so afraid of rejection. They feel if a woman rejects their proposal, the world would come to an end for them, so they indulge in oloshoristic activities because olosho nor dey reject u whether u fine or not...na ur money kill amcheesy. As for me, I don't give a fiok! If I approach a girl and she behaves strangely, I quickly dust my ass and move to the next grin...you either win or lose!

3) Inferiority complex: I detest guys who feel very inferior in the presence of women! Look, women are just humans! Whether she uses costly electronic gadgets or not, carries a Givenchy bag or not, she still goes to the loo to poo! grin. So what's the big deal? If you don't learn the habit oneeds and wants...be it busine
Stop eating your future!!!



Goodmorning everyone!
what do u mean by ''stop eating your future''? Pls shed more lyt, I want to learn.
EducationRe: Photos Of AAU Students Recieving Physics Lectures by Ultimate001: 2:54pm On Mar 06, 2015
AbuMikey:
You are even more Clueless. gringringrin
AAU is actually Ambrose Alli University. tongue

Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba is AAUA. wink
whatever! AAU is a state university, for all I care.....
Face the fact; see the silver lineing on a dark cloud rather than seeing the dark cloud on a silver lining
EducationRe: Photos Of AAU Students Recieving Physics Lectures by Ultimate001: 2:52pm On Mar 06, 2015
XketchDesigns:
Lemi guess, EDO state is not in nigeria. It's in Chad right?

Your daughter adopts a pet and doesn't feed it for 3 days, but because it's not your responsibility you will not say anything and just watch the pet die?
yet anoda clueless illustration!
There's wat we call autonomy!
Go read abt dat nd cm back to tell me wat u r able to derive. Nigeria has adopted a decentralized govt in wc every tier of govt has a role to play..
Christianity EtcRe: Modesty Of A Christian Sister by Ultimate001: 11:39am On Mar 05, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Pls does d bible condemns a christian sister that applies makeup on d face? I really want to know.
some things may not be stated emphatically in the bible but the standards are clearly stated. The bible says '' let not your adornment be outwardly......."
EducationRe: Photos Of AAU Students Recieving Physics Lectures by Ultimate001: 8:59am On Mar 05, 2015
XketchDesigns:
"I built 14 universities and almajiri schools"
GEJ till grin grin
you are too clueless. You shld knw that FG is only responsible for federal institutions. AAU (Adekunle Ajasin Univeristy), is a state schl wc must be funded by the state Government. Gullible pple wanting to blame Jonathan for every single thing. Nigerians, let us wake up and stop letting sentiment becloud our sense of reasoning....
PoliticsRe: Why Jonathan, PDP Are Angry With Jega – Punch Reveals by Ultimate001: 10:58am On Mar 04, 2015
agoadiv:
incase






If you like, angry with jega

You must reach otuoke dis march cheesy cheesy cheesy
yeah, sure. President Jonathan will surely reach Otuoke after the elections to go and celebrate his victory with his own people.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Wife, Dickson Pay Tribute To Deceased Bayelsa Female Politicians (Pix) by Ultimate001: 12:27am On Feb 26, 2015
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CrimeRe: This Is The New Way Of Robbing In Lagos by Ultimate001: 2:05pm On Feb 25, 2015
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u r a learner!
Welcome to our crib anyways.
FoodRe: A Nairalander (guy Man) Preparing Egwusi Soup This Evening. by Ultimate001: 12:47am On Feb 19, 2015
Enegod:
is there any other thing called fish except fish itself? grin Discuss exhaustively(1 mark)
well, many pple tend to use fish as d general name for food 'accesories'. Also, ur asking abt fish leaves me no other option dan to think u r jst after any accesory whatsoever. But wait, hw dare u ask for fish? U askt as though it must be there if d food must be complete/perfect...whereas, to me, chicken (as d case is) is much better, nutritive nd befitting compared to fish.
FoodRe: A Nairalander (guy Man) Preparing Egwusi Soup This Evening. by Ultimate001: 3:27pm On Feb 18, 2015
Enegod:
no fish in the soup huh huh
check d 3rd pix now or do u mean fish itself? If yes, must there be fish; is fish a must? Discuss (5mrks).
PoliticsRe: PDP Laments Obasanjo’s Exit, Says Ex-president Rejected Pleas by Ultimate001: 7:14pm On Feb 17, 2015
hotwax:
It is people giving him attention that knows who obasanjo is. Kids like you dont know OBJ is a political power that has his followers, in the military, Force and PDP.

A knowledgeable person will not talk like that.

Obasanjo understands the whole PDP rigging machinery...

Those guys panicking because of OBJ knows more than you kid,
whatever! Time will tell.....
PoliticsRe: ''i’ll Flee Nigeria If APC Wins'' — Bode George by Ultimate001: 11:28am On Feb 17, 2015
neutrotoba:
For wer bro cheesy, me wey I don dey since


GOODLUCK JONATHAN TILL 2019
#i wasted time: a stitch in tme saves nine, really.
PoliticsRe: PDP Laments Obasanjo’s Exit, Says Ex-president Rejected Pleas by Ultimate001:
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Modified: THIRD TO COMMENT__TTC
It's nice to feature on firstpage; coming up gradually...
Well, Obasanjo is on his own. It is u pple who give him much attention dt mk him feel important; to me, he's jst like any other human being. He stopt being really relevant long ago. He's always been put to shame (as in d case of Mimiko and Fayose) and so, Jonathan's re-election will not be an exception. Jonathan will surely win.
#GoodluckJonathantill2019!#
##APC shld be frst of all be and demonstrate d change they desire b4 preaching it##

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