₦airaland Forum

Treasuredlove:
lol, yes I am

I thought as much. I happen to b ur follower nd I c virtually all ur posts. You're such a wife material. Op u r enjoying ur matrimony sha?

joykelex:
wat de f**k is dis? back den in US dia is notin like dis

mstchewwww. Abeg u don reach Ghana (to say d least) before?
dey there dey form for yourself....like I care

yomzzy:
I can't eat this.. Op enjoy urself tho

why now? It's delicous...o lah lah..

Edible is actually an understatement (litote) to qualify this animal. Go ahead nd eat it; ate it before nd it ws quite good.

Weldone, EFCC.
I hope all we've been hearing lately is not a mere media hype....pls go after the big thieves, too; d major culprits in looting. Justice delayed is justice denied. All those that their cases r pending, probe deeply nd do justice to all.

Treasuredlove:
Have you tried singing to your baby when spoon feeding him? Dont rush him, take your time feeding him. Play games with him, do a mummy dance with his spoon if you can, talk to him e.g you can say something like " you know you are a big boy now, so you have to eat like a big boy"
Patience is key. Dont be embarrased dear, all babies have their own wahala. "Whispering* and if all the above fails, put bitterleaf in his feeding bottle teat

you're so womanly!
You're married, right?

kilokeys:
insult upon injury.. ( go test for staphylococcus)..

u sef.. carry pant? for why?

r u a microbiologist?

GooseBaba:
Na who send am..!! Besides I find all this demonic things with human blood sacrifice disgusting..

God(the father) sent Him!

GooseBaba:
Again, stop adding to the story. He simply died for HIS sins and you were not there..

He HAD NO SINS. HE DIED FOR OUR SINS; INCLUDING YOURS. GOD SAYS NO SINNER WILL GO UNPUNISHED BUT CHRIST'S BLOOD HAS REMITTED ALL (ONLY IF WE COME ON THE PLATFORM OF JESUS CHRIST). JESUS IS THE ONLY BEING TO HAVE COME DOWN TO EARTH AND HAD NO RECORD OF SIN(s).

marshalcarter:
That annoyin moment when u're watchin film with a friend and gistin with him@once for hours....not knowin he's long gone(sleep)...









Guilty of no 12 wella-waz makin nyt call...not knowin I've been talkin to maself for hours

ur phone doesn't give sound to signify dt a call hs bn dropped? #puzzled!

GooseBaba:
Aunty mi, i find your write up and concepts of the bible god a tad bit dubious. If he had done all and given us everything we need. Why then do christain worship him every Fridays, Saturday or Sunday depending on the denomination. Why should christains be a true representation of him if indeed he is the creator of everything, who is he competing with.? Why do you need to give him praise and glorify his name. What is the need for salvation.. ?

According to, your concepts of your christain god. What do christains get when they pray and worship him if they could just do it by themselves. It's either you're ashamed of your god, hence your depiction of the bible god as a deistic diety..

I wonder if u sleep at all. I'm afraid this antagonism spirit wld av influenced ur BP nd sm oda areas of ur life..... Whether u like/believe or not, the truth remains the truth.

GooseBaba:
Story, story... Story..! The living can never bow before the dead..

All your miserable god has going for him is claims and accusations made by his miserable followers like your self.

Now tell me who is in darkness... He who has a personal relationship with a dead man, or he who seeks to know thy self..

GOD IS NOT DEAD!
JESUS IS ALIVE!
JESUS IS LORD!
Do I hear you say Amen?!

I know that with God, all things are possible but I essentially doubt the authenticity of this story. Does that make d story untrue? Capital no! It could be true!

amokeme:
our graduates

#issokay!

amokeme:
kings and queens in Hebron Lets know ourselves, gist about life(in school) and "interesting" things about school. and the frustrations too (well, I was really frustrated today )
also funny meme abt the happenings in covenant university (well only students will understand these ones)

feran14
DangotePikin
DonDraper
KingEbukasBlog
rayhnabs
claudia001

The land is GREEN..............

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color] @topic, who are d eagles that are also welcome?

Holatunde007:
What's ur opinion?

the guy could be diabetic, who knows?

timilehin007:
who's she and am sure you don't expect this your dry thread to make FP..

#baba, now that it has made FP?

Treasuredlove:
Multi tasking

how do u mean? Pls do shed more light...

AyoTizzy:
lolz...i don't think soldiers are that daft to beat innocent ppl..morova d third guy won't be alive afta dat much strokes..

They (soldiers) wldn't want to biliv they'r unaware of d curfew. Meanwhile, remember dis is a joke...

GooseBaba:
See this ediot.... Na movie you take dey learn.. God is definitely not dead.. But the bible god is absolutely dead, that's why he needs you to speak on his behalf..

Meanwhile, after watching the movie, did you bother to actually think for yourself.. The irony of delusion.. One who believes a man died for sins 2000 yrs before he was conceived uses the word brainwashed... we do live in a sick world afterall...

The fact that I tell u abt God doesn't mean He is dead. Oh! You expect Him to come and talk to you one-on-one? Wc god does that (that's f they exist anyways)? Can u for once think straight and stop sentiment frm beclouding ur sense of reasoning? You only hear what u want to hear...

GooseBaba:
See this ediot.... Na movie you take dey learn.. God is definitely not dead.. But the bible god is absolutely dead, that's why he needs you to speak on his behalf..

Meanwhile, after watching the movie, did you bother to actually think for yourself.. The irony of delusion.. One who believes a man died for sins 2000 yrs before he was conceived uses the word brainwashed... we do live in a sick world afterall...

Why d foul word now? You won't stop being funny to me wt this ur misplaced priority of wrong enthusiasm/optimism. Mind you, not all movies are mere figments of imagination. Sm are true-life story wyl sm r made to reveal d truth or correct sm misinformation or misconception. So, tell me why I can't learn frm good movies.....about the death and resurrection of Jesus, physical minds cannot understand the mystery. Give ur heart to Christ befre it is too late. By d way, I used 2 think u'r an atheist....

GooseBaba:
I said it..!!!! The biblical god too like prick business.. Imagine his followers asking such question.. ..

Guy try think am....kneeling to pray is not pleasing enough, rolling on the floor to receive blessings from him is not, lying and making claims on his behalf is not pleasing enough.fasting and praying is not pleasing enough, As long as one does not squeeze his OWN genitals, or personally make her honey pot drip. Then the good lord can be pleased..

You and your god are perverts... Wetin consign bible god with how I manage my iron.. So bible god is telling me that after 3 hot rounds with my lovely wife and I still have 2 more rounds to go, and the wifey says honey, toto don tire for today.. Then I grab my ky jelly, tell the wifey to simply massage her nipples gently while I stroke my general to orgasmic explosion all over her succulent skin... Then abrahamics perverts like you will call it a sin, and a killer of infants and non virgins will find it not pleasing to his holy killer instinct..

Guy when next you kneel to pray, tell your god to try stroking his covk and stop suvking it.... He needs a wife for that...

May the good Lord have mercy on you. Meanwhile, u may see ds movie titled 'God is not dead' and get the shocker of your life. You are still a learner, brainwashed by....well, pls try nd c d movie. SHALOM!!!

GooseBaba:
LMAO...!!! .....calm down, no go get high BP for god,...make i know talk too much you fit see am as god testing your faith..

Meanwhile, for your information. I'm a deist guided by the teachings of my ancestors. I'm not anti god, I'm anti deliberate mumurism. You're here talking about a dead man that could not save himself from 3 nails as your lord and saviour. You're calling on the name of someone else's ancestors to save you From himself..

I do not believe in god, "I know God" (my mother, my father) for the one that fed and sheltered me i know. The one that lay claims in a book I do not know. The one that orders the killings of infants, rape of women and bloodshed i do not know.

Therefore, when such claims are presented, it is my duty to expose the rubbish for what it is... Now, the next time you see jesus tell him to go fuvk himself..

How perverse! Where and when did He order the rape of women? I pity u, u knw nothing.....

GooseBaba:
Gbam..!! I don even forget that one...

Ultimate001.. You sure say no be homo you dey worship so..?! That lord your god is very very mysterious... Odikwa prick things..!

Ultimate001. At some point you would have to reason like a normal human being..

you diverged! Well, I do that always. My God is not a figment of imagination. You know nothing! If u claim to be an atheist, I'm sorry to announce 2 u dt u r actually nt one. You're more of an anti-God somebody because u knw fully well that God exisits, maybe u r jst skeptical oabout His nature/ personality. Well, keep entertaining me as I kip praying for u ofr there's a way that seems so right in d sight of man but the end thereof is destruction. Meanwhile, the Grace of God has appeared for the salvation of ALL men (of wc u r one). It is God's will that you be saved. My prayer for u tonight is dt u will nt b destroyed IN JESUS NAME. Sleep tight.

GooseBaba:
Why are you preaching.. you are practically saying the same thing but with church mind..

The "babble god" is clearly not reasonable, I cannot come close to comprehend his magnificent actions. That's why I agree with you that his ways can never be measured nor comprehended.

So when I say he must be suvking his own covk in heaven, fingerings sleeping virgins and doing all manner of freaky things with his Nutt sack you MUST agree, because we both agree that we cannot comprehend his ways. And in your own words he is unreasonable..So what are you TALKING "

in d 'unreasonable' part, I told u I only quoted someone and I stated the perspective from which d person spoke. Well, abt the mysteriousness of God, y dn't u for once, think otherwise? Are there no other things to do other than all those dirty indulgence u stated? Common! If that's wat u do at ur will or in ur privacy, God doesn't and will never do them. HE IS HOLY BEYOND DOUBTS. SINCEELY SPEAKING, YOU NEED JESUS, BRO. MAY GOD HELP YOU!

onetrack:
You've explained perfectly why I'm an atheist. Thank you!

it's nice meeting you.

I'm afraid the list is incomplete since motorola blade is not included....

GooseBaba:
Ultimately you have to put your church mind aside and put on your thinking mind. Think about it, he loves the world so much that he has his special people "jews" and you a bonified blacky a gentile... But wait..!!! He thought about it and made you whole by human sacrifice.. Hmm

Also, he loves the world so much that he made a covenant with his alleged creation by asking them to do something with their blockus... Circumstition things...

But wait...! He works in mysterious ways that his ways are not our way, therefore we can never comprehend him... Hmmm, then I assert that the "good lord" svcks his own covk... Wait.!!! before you take emotions reply... Think am, the guy does not act according to our so called acceptable behaviors.. Therefore, my imagination is suppose to fill in the gaps..

Think am..!! He Allegedly loves the world that he gives us life for a span of 100years if you are lucky.. However, if you fail to believe and glorify him you get punished for eternity..

This his love is detrimental to ones common sense.. Ohh, wait. I forgot we're not suppose to think, we're to have faith, form mugu so we can be rewarded in the afterlife..

He loves the world so much that he sat down getting high on very good weed, that's why he is called the "most high. Think am..!! who else would sit down and let other Gods take His customers, only for him to inspire a book and start provoking that he is a jealous god and no one should worship any other gods "BEFORE " him..

as logical as ur submissions may be, it's not the truth. Smone said nd I quote, "God is not reasonable; u cannot comprehend Him wt ur human reasoning and neither can u reason Him out". God is way superior to us! Our greatest measure of wisdom is as a great folly to Him. There are many things u may not have answers to; they r called mystery and we hope that everyone gets answers to them wen we see God (if one makes Heaven anyways). What has been revealed to us by God is ours while the other things blong to HIM (Deuteronomy 26: 26). God is God, not because we call Him God but because HE IS GOD INDEED. He does not need the approval of any man to gain that title. He was existing when nothing existed, He is exisiting when everythingis existing and He will keep on existing even when no other thing exists--AMEN!

GooseBaba:
......that he only exists in the pages of a book..

..he loves the world so much that his inspired words can be manipulated by illiterates and con men...

And those who believes in him MUST lay claims, make excuses for him and ultimately embrace ignorance /self loathing as a path to righteousness.

...he loves the world so much that he had to spiritually impregnate a sleeping virgin with his godly strokes..

...he loves the world so much that he plays gibiti with human sacrifice. His son whom he supposed to receive as a sacrifice is seated on his right side in heaven . Biblical 419..

He loves the world so much that he blames his alleged creation for their shortcomings..

He loves the world so much that he commits genocide to correct his mistakes, but his mistakes still continues..

He loves the world so much that he refuses to get a wife, did I hear heavenly masturbation...!!

truth be told, u need an overhaul...