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Asuokaa:
many nigerian youths r guilty of this...they will be like we both payed the same tfair

Mumu, no wonder u no pass WaEc @ 1 seating. Na the nswer to the question be that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xz5UhiY3JA

Him mumu o... That message na for piple wey sabi read only abi? Him for use gwarri and hausa write join na. As far as am concerned, nno messaage has been passed.

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I did that back in the university, I bought phones from some students @ cheper rate or phones that got lil problems, I fix them, change them to new cases and they look very Muhch attractive and I resell for some 2k worth of profit. Lol I wount forget this was my advert.
FOR UR 2nd NeW phones, check or call McDonalds @ B2 or 08036256514 u need to see how business move. I missed those days. I waas still very young then though.

koyyess:
Rapists usually consider the dressing of any lady before making a move. Trouser is a major turn off to them because it does not give them the advantage of an easy/quick 'access'. I advise ladies of this era to wear decent trousers more - the world is moving faster,so move at the same pace with it.

Thaat ur advice na complete fake. Rapist no rape woman na because him never wan rape am. If he wants to really, put on Tampolin him go access u.

Preshochyx:
That gown @ ur dp tho. *closes eyes*sexy*

They find it easy not to wash the jaen.

zeb04:
Trousers makes you comfortable.

skirt makes me feel like I just tied my legs with ropes.I am a natural fast worker.

Skirts are for girly girls.

Like those girls wey dey sell salt for bYepaass abi? I site u.

ebenezer4o2:
That's why u're always free 2 add urs or criticise as the case may be.

That guy no sabi anything. Leav am

Himm try na... If dem release am make him conttinue.

nwaanambra1:
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU DIEING OR LIVING SHA! BUT YOU SAID MARCH-AURY SO NA YOU GET MORTUARY ME I SAY #MARCH4BUHARI AND NA ME GET THAT ONE!


WHATEVER A MAN ASKS FOR IS WHAT HE SHALL GET!


SHIKINA!

MEANWHILE, ABEG STOP MENTIONING ME - I HAVE NO CONNECTION TO PDP-MARCHTUARY!

u arte a bush gay hops u know vat

Tolzeal:
Yeepe... Which kind thunder be that ?? What brand of modem is that...

Na port harcourt raiining season thunger o.... Na Etisalat modem o.

Please he'll me solve my modem problem

zyzxx:
have u tested d modem else where?

Yea buh its nat workingg

have u tested d modem else where?










Yea... I have buh t isn't sstill working

have u tested d modem else where?













Yess.. I have buh it isn't working.










Yea... I have buh t isn't sstill working

have u tested d modem else where?












Yea... I have buh t isn't sstill working

Pls guys, my own problem is my modem.. It was fixed to my pc and tthunder striked, both the system and the modem stopped functioning.. I need the moddem more than the system. Plls CA my modem be fixed? Help me pls... Its my firsst tiime here

irokop:
Are you alright? Hahahahahaha hohohoh papa papa comma.

I day llaf ur Laf

5- DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S WIVESOR HUSBANDS

Scientists are of the opinion that one may never wake up again; and if this happens DISGRACE AWAITS, as no one will like to be picked up dead, by loved ones from such a place to the‪#‎Morgue‬!............



Contact me, II myt b of help. Thanks

;DWhy would a reasonable woman do that?



Mee I wonder o...
Na whites fit do tha wan sha.. 9ja woman no go ever try am instead she put ***BURA DIE*** lol[/color

MuguliciousMUGU:
JONATHAN till 2019
He deserves this opportunity to make Nigeria a developed Nation

Do u think nigeria can be developed

Yea..... Am so loving this. I just got mine ;DYea..... Am so loving this. I just got mine

YungwizzzyPt7:
President Goodluck Jonathan will be honouring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of The Federal Republic). Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to English Language in Nigeria. Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has affected a lot of lives positively with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows.

This according to Mr. President has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Example of her speeches include:

* Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
* My husband and Sambo IS good people.
* I rather KILL myself than to commit SUICIDE.
* My fellow widows.
* I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
* My husband is the best couple on earth.
* The doctors are responding to treatment.
* For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God. *Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood stil lives on.
* Na only you waka come?
* Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! diaris God o...

Please support and honour our first lady by sharing to all

Signed
Yungwizzzy
Head of committee

And yhu think its the best thing to say of that woman?