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Yur dudes are waiting bruh. Bring it on

Damn!!! Now that I need my system like no other thing, its giving me issues... Wole up this morning, ignored my phone to play some gospel songs as usual on my Note Book system befor leaving for church. Few mints lerra it popped a battery warning 11% remaining.. I was like.. HuH!!! So this shit hasn't been chraging all night. Started battling with the power pack, it connects and disconnects, decided to take it to church so when I'm working on the projector system I work on mine too... Charge e no gree charge, oya boot na e no gree boot.. I was furious till I lost focus and the pastor gave a scripture verse and I wasn't concentrating... I spoke in tongues on my system praying that ntn happens to it.. After the service I fixed the charger and it strated charging, few mints lerra NT charging. I tried booting buh no way, I watched left and right no one was watching and I stroke the the system hardly 4 times angrily and the blue light came up I said to it, "u for no start na, I for smash u for this floor now.. Mumu system" the thing went off again.. Got home and started again for where? E no grEe.. I went to look for new power pack, for where? Where u wan c am buy on a Sunday in pH... I no go ogbunabali sha.. I carried the system drag the keyboard nack am nack am.. Finaly called my engr... I day bring my note for u tomorow make u buy am for scrap, just gimme my memory. I'm willing to sell at 30k if u wanna buy.. I got it for 163k 3 months ago.. I hate frustration in my life.. Contact me if u fit fix am, I no dey market o, I just want a new one maybe... Well, I had to go to the cinema to calm my nervs... Writing ryt from here.. I fit change mind o lol,.. Well hpy Sunday toyal.. This is my first post in over 2months now if not more than.

Bookmarkd... I go use am twist my next gf's brain

Epatty:
My parents have always wanted us to marry our tribe and not like we are in our state that I can say to get them will be possible. I have met with several men but didn't go into a relationship with them because they are not my tribe. The ones that are my tribe are so annoying and wayward. Now, there is this guy I have known for 4yrs as a friend, he have been so good to me but a barber and also in his final year, he is my tribe but I have not paid attention to him all this while upon he loves me. Am now in love with him but he's a barber and am scared if loving him and going into a relationship with him is a nice idea or should I still wait a little more?

Damn ubare so annoying...binshort UB are a big fool for even telling us this useless story in the first place

This guy wey day post this shit no get sence stall.... U no just know what to write and person wet forward am to front-page set I no know wetin to tell am. E concyn una sha...
If u love person or u have developed any form of feelings for her u wouldn't have uselessly allowed her into that room in the first place.
My suggestion.
1. Get out of here
2. Don't u ever tell us such nonsence
3. Go get liver and stop talking poo.
Agine! U know her parents and they know u too but u allowed their daughter to sleep with a married man. Thunder fire that ure useless brain wet u take day think.

I wished I had the opportunities to extort money from my parents. when I feel like doing that, I remember say no b only me dem day pay school fees for....
even at that my pa go Don already tell me say na 2k I day send for us, u know say others gas get dem own na... when! I go fill like say I wan die.

I had to start learning to do small phone business. I go buy some kind dirty phone for market for that kind 1k I go buy case for am change am make am look neat then sell it for 2k5 as I sell am I rush enter town go first buy carton of indomie take day sustain body...

before I even enter school the nysc thing Don day irritate me. so as I day do am an so so vex vex I do till I finish color. 2011 till now man pikin just day waka the whole country. well, I no fit shout sha... God hold my back this year, I must blow.. as I day tpe @his thing now ma sef na church I still day... so those wey see money chop so they get to, una doh o.

I no day advice my younger one for this kind matter na.....as him no blind him go know what's up. well, issoryt. na 2016 we day she....

poor man na Im day too bargain for market. rich man no get that kind time. na to package am make him day mavit shape shape...

Trunaijian:
Its not flimsy. Your friend isn't comfortable with her personality then why marry her? She is not going to change and isnt willing to give it a try. He had better look for someone who he is comfortable with. Believe me, I speak from experience.

gbam!!!

OK I'm coming lemme first read,, I will now know what to say.

Kinkale:
Abeg nairalanders see what i saw today at Port Hacourt o.. e dun bad like this??

as me with my babe dey return from somewhere... she enter one house like that as I just wan wee... na him I come see the this poster... I just laugh ... well, I just talk for my mind say people still day primitive for this exposed world still. I just tire.. pH sha... end time church...

Shalomdee:
Brethren, by the revelation of God I received a vision some few months back that Christ returned and only one man made it, I asked God why HE didn't take me and He told me it was because I was filthy and had to sanctify myself, in reality and in the dream I had plaited wool on my hair and in the dream I knew it was because of it. Those putting on tatoos, make-up, artificial hair, bleaching cream, jewelries, e.t.c, beware of those things because they are sinful.

Please we have no time till Christ's return, do not reject His truth. If you haven't yet given your life to Christ, please do now. Invite Jesus to your heart and ask Him to forgive you and make you born again.

I sense strongly that five years is all we have left, the tribulation of the saints will occur before His Second Coming, Tim LaHaye's Left Behind doctrine is not at all correct.

Read 1Tess 5:1-28

God bless.

so have u loosed the wool hair?? u Mumu eh... u son reach your own heaven already na!

brainbucks:
Last Days

what direction is the wind blowing? ha!!!! this kind flag eh!! end time!!

viickerz:
u think like a fish
what happened to simplicity and humility?

Mumu!!! u day think? heeedhiyourt!! what he did was practical stupidity.. wetin u know

Sveen:
Apart from the sex aspect, none of the other stuffs can happen in Unilorin.

unilorin for Nigeria abi the one wey day for Tokyo??

ChuzzysBlog:
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so how them wan take cut am

Wandeabbas:
That's ridiculous na haba. Child seats in cars are for babies anyway

bros u believe am??

They (Chinedu and Osita) had to alight from the car, show their Nigerian passports to the policemen before they actually believed that they are adults with the physical frame of a child.





lies!!!! the police them blind them no see the hair wen them carry?? abi them dumb and deaf!!!

He was charged to court on Tuesday by the EFCC for allegedly swallowing $115,000 to avoid declaring it to officials of the Nigeria Customs Service at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in Lagos.

choooiii!!! this people una can sabi lie. swallow paper money gan!! may the gods forgive u with that spirit of lies. Amen!!

xxxtedyxxx:
He ended up blocking me immediately..lols. The guy na funny werey.

make I do am my own too@@@

sinaj:
to ur first question Sir... I will not nd cannot be penniless in diz Life. My being in skul is not goin to b for granted. hence, m not jumping to any proposal of a man coz of money.


to ya second quest., My dream in life ix NOT to marry a wealthy man, but rather to make a name for my self!

nd m pretty sure m not d only gurl with diz kinda goal Sir.

u guyz should modify dat mindset of gurls being after your money plzzzz!

THANKS!

close your trash bin!!!

sinaj:
If u will readily give ur sister away to a wealthy devil,
xori to dissapoint u man, my family aint like dat

beside what will I need his money for when I will happily earn mine.

dont think errione think like you do, coz iz not every gurl dat money moves like a monkey okay!

seems you don't even tell yourself the truth..... or I simply put "you don't understand simple English" go back to school or better still ask God for an understanding mind.

wet in b her job before? no b cook and make kids

ProphetUdeme:
EXACTLY.... especially those young teenagers from 16 - 22 years. The matured ones always act responsible enough.

:
a woman i s always a woman..... weds teenager, adolescent or adult..... they are all irritating...

ziryboy:
You are the most useless and idiot I have ever seen. SLS that was accuse by your useless jonathan of financial recklessness should be investigate by Buhari? The Jonathan that accuse him that he is suspended till after the investigation of which there is noting against SLS that is why we didn't here anything whether SLS is guilty or not. I know you an ibo man, that is how you useless Ibos talk, support useless things and devalue good things. The south south shall always take par forever, you can never rule this country forever, useless set of people

For uir pidgin mind now, u don insult the Igbo guys...... Wher are u from??

fhranciz:
Op, I am just looking at my hand wishing I could slap some sense into u..

Who ever believes this shit has 2 naira brain

Don't mind him.... The mumu just want attention and some of his mumu olleaaques are givin it to him.... The story no even make sence for once sef!! Mtcheeew!!

Keneking:
1. Stop being arrogant...to Nigerians and the media
2. Grow new talents no more Mikel, Enyeama etc
3. Win the next African Nations Cup
4. Grow talents that can secure a world cup space for Nigeria
5. There is no Jonathan to run to this time around, so i expect him to work with the Sports Ministry.

6. Win the world cup.

Keneking:
1. Stop being arrogant...to Nigerians and the media
2. Grow new talents no more Mikel, Enyeama etc
3. Win the next African Nations Cup
4. Grow talents that can secure a world cup space for Nigeria
5. There is no Jonathan to run to this time around, so i expect him to work with the Sports Ministry.

6. Win the world cup.

I am nat a fan of nigeria's football... So I can only advice people who are to take what they see as expectations. Oluwa bless Arsenal.

kliq:
Reading restores parity....game on

Alexis have ciu buran Ubansu again.