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So, where Abike come get her info from b4 dishing it out? Not only SSA on diaspora but notice me.

Wicked policy, God will never allow it to see d light of d day. Another Avenue for custom to impound vehicles for their selfish personal gain. Dis is another strategy for corruption. Hamid Ali has nothing to offer Nigeria.

Enuguboy4nsk:
men should avoid cow girl sex position..

what is cow girl sex position? ans:this is where a girl stays on top and pounces the man himself.




i have been hearing about penile fractures associated with position but i was opportune to see it life in our teaching hospital unth today!
infact i withdraw the samples for some tests the guy needs to do because we are preparing him for staged urethroplasty (urethral repair) for tomorrow.
The young man cant urinate again and on supra-pubic catheter(ie a catheter placed in his abdomen from the bladder to enable him pass urine).


According to him he was having sex with the girlfriend in cow girl position and the girl went off completely from the penis and wanted to bounce back but missed it and thereby fractured the penis.Of course the girl will find another man to ride.

A word is enough for the wise

and would it interest you to know that the repair of this young man's penis would be in stages and would cost him nothing less than 1million bill after all things.

play safe....your health as a man is more important than proving a point to any lady no matter what.

source: from my humble experience today

cc lalasticlala mynd44 rocktation

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Naijiant:
Onyeama today rebuked Abike Dabiri-Erewa in public. This is seriously embarrassing for the FG, shows they are disjointed and highlights that Dabiri-Erewa does not really have a proper job.
Details: http://www.naijiant.com/articles/foreign-minister-onyeama-slams-abike-dabiri-erewa-dont-speak-nigeria/

Abike should just resign honorably, she has no job to do. When she was the chairperson House Committee on Diaspora, she used to clash with Nnena Ukeje, "Chairperson House Committee on Foreign Affairs". Abike's post is simply a political reward

SBG04:
You're the one that is not making sense. If your car was smuggled across the border, you cheated the government of customs duties. Nobody is even arresting you for smuggling, they're saying give us our money and we'll forget that you smuggled the car and you're still here complaining.
Nonsense!!!

Ntoor

nwanna89:
Senior Special Assistant has a media aide too? Kai. Naija!

Why is Abike undertaking d work of ministry of foreign affairs? Her post is a waste of taxpayers money which is unnecessary. And she also has media aide who is also feeding from taxpayers money for issuing dat useless piece of crap. Is she d one to tell us when and when not to travel to US? SSA on diaspora my Ass.

MayhorE:
how come in d last pics that left change to right? something's fishy

Very observant, hw come?

Drtbcom:
This will be heart attack on Fayose , ipob and enemy of our dear country

Liberty Badmus is liar, d current President of EU parliament is Antonio Tajani from Italy elected 17 January 2017, is no longer Martin Schulz. Therefore, d picture above is fake. Do ur research b4 commenting.

Aufbauh:
Ekweremadu may be right, probably because the decampees have no opportunity to steal and keep for raining days like him and his dubious smart colleagues.

Guy u too funny, wat a wicked reply? I trust nairalanders for their counter attack. More power to ur elbow

Guyman02:
Not surprised!

Typical of Buhari

SexyNairalander:
booked

Buhari was saying it then to elicit public sympathy and with no hope for him becoming d president. Anyway, is easier saying than done.

auntysimbiat:
good

I will make one naira equal to one dollar. APC and Buhari 2015 campaign here we are.

nenergy:
https://corpr.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cropped-img_2516.jpg

Mammy Market according to Wiktionary is (chiefly in Nigeria) a market attached to a barracks where products for soldiers are sold. I heard "Mammy Market" for the first time during my 3 weeks NYSC Orientation experience. So i was excited to stumble on a material detailing the origin of "Mammy Market".

Enjoy!



Culled From: http://www.thejobseekerscreed.com/2017/01/the-origin-of-mammy-market.html

Wao! She will be remembered from generation to generation

Guy, just relax ur mind people have over sensationalize Sexual activities in NYSC orientation camp. Not all girls are harlot except for the ones that are materialistic and can easily be bought with a plate of food

sarrki:
No brother

GEJ is the worst on the entire planet

He's part of the mistake Nigeria ever made

As a deputy governor he was a disaster

As a governor he was an epidemic

As Vice President he was a damaged

As president he was a calamity

He's an epidemic to the global peace

In ur opinion sha

The scrambling for 2019 presidency has just begun. Two of u will never have a chance

For House of Reps to discuss MMM during plenary shows that the scheme is waxing stronger and has become a threat to SEC and other financial institutions. Any gang up against MMM, Holy Ghoooooooooooost fire fire them

Nicolars:
meanwhile
there is nothing scarier than using the toilet at ur crush's place and it refuses to flush, you will just be staring at the shit like pls go.... i am begging u in the name of God..pls go


NICO JOKES

Guy, 3 gbosa 4 u, u made me laugh like never b4. But in such case what will one do na?

APC used her like toilet tissue. After cutting a small portion of tissue and clean ur arse, what next? U dump it where it belong.

patriotic9jaboy:
Tinubu media wing is fighting back. If this will mark the end of APC so be it. This hardship they brought us into is avoidable if we had left GEJ in power

Zombies don't like to hear dis bro. During GEJ I d take 3 meal per day but now, i d struggle for one meal per day

bigtt76:
I think she erred here. Baba is 78 years or thereabout, you've lived with him just 27 years out of his life, you don't expect to know everybody he knows naaa. Besides that, must you know everyone to be appointed to government positions? All we need is someone who will deliver.

I hope this woman is not being used by disgruntled elements o!

Zombie

one senator from Yoruba speaking north central gave his legislative aide 5 slots to his 5 girl friends unknown to all d girls because he told them each privately that they should not be acting as if they have an affair to avoid suspicious in the office. They all keep to the rule, and the senator is feeling smart that his always on top of his game. Hit like if is he is smart and share for fool.

Depe:
Please, how will i know i have successfuly submited my application

I am experiencing d same problem too. I learnt if u are successful in submitting dey will send u ur civil service number and if anyone wants to runs it for u, is dat number dey will use. I don't understand d whole thing, Nigeria system is a mess. Nothing is straightforward

Nice pair of sneakers

Interesting! Things are getting messier for APC

Useless bills

Journey well and rest in perfect peace elder Maya, I enjoyed every roles u played in all ur movies. U will b greatly missed

ANNOY:
1) Political Science
2) Theatre Art
3) Fine art
4) Marketing
5) English studies
6) Religious studies
7) Zoology
Secretarial administration
9) Anatomy
10) Russian language
11) Add yours.

Obama (US) studied Poliical Science
GEJ (Nigeria) studied Zoology
Vladimir Putin (Russia) studied Russian Language, just to mention few

Cooked story

Emir Sanusi will never say a thing like dis to Buhari's govt, was he drunk? I don't believe it. Source pls