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CultureRe: Osun Kingmakers Reject Move To Dethrone Jailed Monarch, Oba Joseph Oloyede by ultimateprof: 4:57pm On Sep 10, 2025
For you to lead, you have to steal. You have to lead for you to steal.
PoliticsRe: INEC Finally Recognises David Mark’s ADC Leadership (Photo) by ultimateprof: 4:41pm On Sep 10, 2025
If Tinubu no win 2027 presidential election, I will leave this country.
TravelRe: The Japa Generation: Why 7 Out Of 10 Nigerian Youths Want To Relocate by ultimateprof: 4:38pm On Sep 10, 2025
If Tinubu see chance, walahi the BAT go Japa. Better days ahead!
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi Governor Rewards Man With ₦10m For Trekking From Lagos To Abakaliki by ultimateprof: 1:14pm On Sep 10, 2025
Congratulations to the best governor and to the nigga!
CultureRe: Tension In Osun As Royal Crown, Beads Disappear After Monarch’s US Jail Term by ultimateprof: 1:43pm On Sep 07, 2025
The Oba na thief, the person wey thief am na thief, so you people should look for a noble fellow and crown him.
BusinessRe: ₦1m Or This Shop: Which Would You Choose? (Photo) by ultimateprof: 1:20pm On Sep 07, 2025
The shop is far better for me than the 1M no matter the location.
TravelRe: Can She Relocate To Canada Or UK With 20million Naira? by ultimateprof: 9:16am On Sep 04, 2025
casualobserver:
if you have N20m you have no business relocating for financial reasons. find a business and turnover your money
With 20M, person no get business with japa. She lack good orientation.
RomanceRe: Did I Tell You To Train Me? — Lady Blasts Boyfriend On Sign-out Day by ultimateprof: 6:42am On Sep 04, 2025
I love Geh Geh, God bless Geh Geh Opue!
RomanceRe: What Do I Do In This Situation by ultimateprof: 8:35pm On Aug 29, 2025
Abeg, go and consult Geh Geh! 🤣
RomanceRe: These 4 Gehgeh Pieces of Advice Will Ruin Your Relationship by ultimateprof: 4:12pm On Aug 27, 2025
infohenry:
His opinion might come from his experience in life, your opinion is also based on your experience or assumptions, the truth is he is correct and you are also correct but for me I go for his advice.
Geh Geh na correct guy, I love him and I will support his teaching always.
FamilyRe: Men Over 30 Give Advice To Men In Their 20s by ultimateprof: 6:38pm On Aug 14, 2025
Eastcoastboy:
Why?
One of the reason why you should avoid any private salary job is because you hardly have time to think out of the box and once you are trapped in it as a married personal and bills start coming, its finished that's how you be till your dreams of a financial freedom will become a mirage. Salary is a medicine given to you to forget your dream.
FamilyRe: Men Over 30 Give Advice To Men In Their 20s by ultimateprof: 5:35pm On Aug 13, 2025
If possible, avoid any private salary job and if possible be a business owner.
RomanceRe: Drop A Female Lie That Women Think We Don't Know by ultimateprof: 7:03pm On Aug 10, 2025
I'm still a virgin.
PoliticsRe: MURIC Asks FG To Establish Shariah Courts In 36 States, Abuja by ultimateprof: 10:38pm On Aug 01, 2025
This people are mad oh!
Just imagine what this man is vomiting.
FoodRe: How Many Of You Remember These Biscuits? by ultimateprof: 7:48pm On Jul 20, 2025
shinaola21:
🌺

Omo things have changed in Nigeria,use to buy this biscuits for #5 naira but it looks like it has gone into extinction.i remember pressing that pepper snack till it becomes soft then I'll add little water into it and turn it together then begins to eat it 😂


Once upon a country!
If you ate any of these biscuits and you're not married yet, your case need Buhari's attention!
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Lost My Zeal For Attending Church by ultimateprof: 8:02pm On Jul 13, 2025
I will soon stop going to church self, very soon!
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Struggling 38 Year Old Woman? by ultimateprof: 6:20pm On Jul 05, 2025
Expired product. She may not consive oh! God's time is the best!
FoodRe: What's Your Eating Pattern? 0-0-1, 0-1-0, 1-1-0 Or 1-1-1? by ultimateprof: 8:00am On Jul 05, 2025
Apcshit:
My eating pattern since I get money na 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1
Leaving in the north, things are not difficult. I still eat 1-1-1-1 with snacks sometimes.
EducationRe: How Much Is ₦50,000 In 2008 Worth Today? by ultimateprof: 7:35am On Jul 02, 2025
SUPERPACK:
Since naira is not a stable currency we have do the calculation with the value of a stable currency against the naira which is dollar.

In 2008 the average naira to dollar exchange rate was #117 per dollar. #50000 divided by #117 per dollar = $427.

To get the new value we multiply $427 by the current dollar to naira rate of #1560 per dollar = #666,120.

So that #50,000 is worth about #666,000 in our today's economy.

Mynd44.
You're simply the best. This is exactly what I did when one of my neighbor showed interest in one of my property and the man started to complain that its wrong for me to use dollar to rate the value of my property.
PoliticsRe: Man Uses Oracle To Predict "Nigeria’s Next President" (Video) by ultimateprof: 7:53pm On Jul 01, 2025
No need to watch the video, na Tinubu go win next presidential election.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Lost Over 30 Generals In The 12-day War With Israel.(photo) by ultimateprof: 8:22pm On Jun 25, 2025
This is how an intelligent person supposed to fight his enemies. It will take Iran over 40 years before they can recover this great lost. God punish devil, Amen!
HealthRe: Bed Bug: How Do You Get Rid Of This Thing? by ultimateprof: 8:11pm On Jun 25, 2025
Love800:
These capsules you are talking about, how will it chase bedbugs away from your home after you have swallowed the capsule inside your body??
This is how it works. If you swallow the capsules, your blood becomes contaminated for the bedbugs, as soon as the bedbugs bites you they will become weak and you will be seen the bedbugs crawling on the floor and they will die on their own and all their eggs will be destroyed in your house. It works like magic. This capsules will eliminate them forever in your house and the capsules does not have side effects and pregnant women can use it as well.
HealthRe: Bed Bug: How Do You Get Rid Of This Thing? by ultimateprof: 6:26pm On Jun 23, 2025
obembet:
bedbugs is one of the fews things I hate to see or smell in the House. And one bad thing about it is that once they enter your house e go dey there dey deliver like the hebrew women.

How can you get ride of it

Source: obembet
I have created a topic about this on Nairaland before. Nevertheless, this is the YouTube link on what to do and in case you have any question feel free to contact me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sads7J0_6Mw?si=21TEIwWxAKECzree
EducationRe: Anambra School Defeats UK Schools To Emerge Champions Of UK-Nigeria Competition by ultimateprof: 3:02am On Jun 21, 2025
Depriest2020:
There's something really going on in Anambra education system that other states are yet to figure out. I just checked about ukwulu and it's just an unknown small town in Anambra state.

St. John Vianney Science College must be owned by a church. The church has not received their kudos for the great works they have done in Anambra schools.

Sometimes I wonder what all these schools here in Abuja that charges millions for school fees does, while cheap schools in Anambra takes all the accolades.
Kudos to the Church,
Kudos to Anambra state,
Kudos to Igbo race,
Kudos to Peter Obi's legacy.
Eday play, eday show!
God bless Nigeria!
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran’s Nuclear Scientists Reportedly Killed Simultaneously Using Special Weapon by ultimateprof: 2:44pm On Jun 20, 2025
Nwaikpe:
Comparing Israel with Iran is just like comparing a tiger with small serpents.
Israel goes to w a r with 80% brains, 15% w a r f a r e and 5% mouth.
The 5% mouth is just for warning their civilians and their e n e m i e s civilians.
Iran goes into b a t t l e with 90% mouth, 5% w a r f a r e and 5% brains.

I can prove this in a law court grin grin grin

Moreso, I want you to know this:
When hamas was d e c a p i t a t e d, they immediately responded with m i s s i l e s, some of which landed in Israel. Its W A R !
When hezbollah was d e c a p i t a t e d, they immediately responded with m i s s i l e s, some of which landed in Israel. Its W A R !
When Iran was d e c a p i t a t e d, they immediately responded with m i s s i l e s, some of which is landing in Israel. Its W A R!
There must be casualty.

But beyond all the cho cho cho of Nigerians that are trying to be more Iranians than Iranians, even they sef, deep within, know that Iran is gone!
grin grin grin grin


The next target for the West is Pakistan!
Believers can never allow unbelievers have such w e a p o n s.

In summary, let the people who serve the true G o d win. If it is those that serve the G o d of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, let them win. If it is those who who server the g o d of a stone, let them win.
After reading this your comment, I went back to check the writer and as soon as I observed that you're the one, my love for you now increased to 95%.
FamilyRe: My Wife Caught Me With PEP, She Is Threatening A Divorce by ultimateprof: 5:32pm On May 30, 2025
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Our forefathers are all crying non-stop in their graves because of what today's man has become just because of you.

How can a supposed dimkpa be this jittery just because his wife may find out that he has played okoso outside?
The rule book says that you should not cheat if you do not have the balls to cheat.

You shagged a lady with a condom, yet you still had to bother google because you fingered her as well. What will people like us who can't pour except we go raw then do, use ChatGPT?

Do not get me wrong, I will never try to endorse cheating because that will be overfloogging a dead horse. It is an accepted fact that 98% of all men with the means and the opportunity cheat.

So my anger with you here is not that you are remorseful about cheating, or paranoid about possibly being infected, but because you are terrified of your wife.

If you are this scared of your wife, she will be very justified if she leaves you; because remaining with a sissy is tantamount to same-sex marriage and women know this; that's why they'd always love bad boys unconditionally.

Your wife should be grateful to you for being considerate enough to treat your exposure first before whambamming her.

As a happily married, certified expert in cheating whose specialty is raw sex, I can authoritatively confirm to you that you have nothing to worry about.

To answer your final question, the only thing that can salvage this situation is professionally well-played mindgames.
Bring down hell and brimstone, question her trust for you and the future of your union since she now resorts to going through your pocket.

If you can not gaslight or turn the table on a woman, then you are not mature enough to be in a marriage.
The OP should turn the table around and claim that he is suspecting his wife of infidelity and that is why he is using the PEP. The guy no smart.
FamilyRe: My Wife Caught Me With PEP, She Is Threatening A Divorce by ultimateprof: 5:30pm On May 30, 2025
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

The OP should turn the table around and claim that he is suspecting his wife of infidelity and that is why he is using the PEP. The guy no smart.

Our forefathers are all crying non-stop in their graves because of what today's man has become just because of you.

How can a supposed dimkpa be this jittery just because his wife may find out that he has played okoso outside?
The rule book says that you should not cheat if you do not have the balls to cheat.

You shagged a lady with a condom, yet you still had to bother google because you fingered her as well. What will people like us who can't pour except we go raw then do, use ChatGPT?

Do not get me wrong, I will never try to endorse cheating because that will be overfloogging a dead horse. It is an accepted fact that 98% of all men with the means and the opportunity cheat.

So my anger with you here is not that you are remorseful about cheating, or paranoid about possibly being infected, but because you are terrified of your wife.

If you are this scared of your wife, she will be very justified if she leaves you; because remaining with a sissy is tantamount to same-sex marriage and women know this; that's why they'd always love bad boys unconditionally.

Your wife should be grateful to you for being considerate enough to treat your exposure first before whambamming her.

As a happily married, certified expert in cheating whose specialty is raw sex, I can authoritatively confirm to you that you have nothing to worry about.

To answer your final question, the only thing that can salvage this situation is professionally well-played mindgames.
Bring down hell and brimstone, question her trust for you and the future of your union since she now resorts to going through your pocket.

If you can not gaslight or turn the table on a woman, then you are not mature enough to be in a marriage.
CareerRe: This Is Not For Civil Servants: A Mockery Masquerading As Marketing by ultimateprof: 4:32pm On May 27, 2025
Lawalemi:
We are heading to a terrible route under APC
You never see something. I could remember when it was only those in teaching profession that are being mocked like this and what did the masses do? Nothing! Now, the shege banza done go round. Kikikikki....
HealthRe: Mortician Explains The Misconception About Knocking On A Morgue Before Opening by ultimateprof: 4:26pm On May 27, 2025
This is another billionaire business.
PoliticsRe: 2027: I Will Run On The Labour Party Platform – Peter Obi by ultimateprof: 11:24pm On May 24, 2025
Obi should know that is not yet time for him to be the president of this country.
FamilyRe: List Of Old English Names That Were Popular In Nigeria Before by ultimateprof: 11:09am On May 22, 2025
I can't name my children any English name.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Challenges Cubana Chief Priest To N100m Celebrity Boxing Match by ultimateprof: 7:04pm On May 18, 2025
brain54:
He said he made 70 million from akpi fight...

He just one cash out again. And this one go carry more publicity and cash o.

Inter weight division category. grin


But I no sure say cubana go last pass 2 minutes for this kind fight before gasping for air from his oversized tank lipsrsealed

Na expensive wine and whatnot he go just dey vomit.

Play play now portable go so dey compete with Joshua for boxing title!
Let Portable challenge Anthony Joshua first.

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