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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Electric Cars Driven For 5 Days Without Battery Running Down (vid,pix) by ultimateprof: 9:43pm On Sep 19
To be honest, I need one if only I will know the actual price.
Education / Re: Unspeakable Thing About Medical Schools In Nigeria by ultimateprof: 7:14pm On Sep 12
My ears don full for this country.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Charged For Operating ‘Illegal Crypto ATM Network’ In UK by ultimateprof: 1:58pm On Sep 11
I will love to appreciate his talent.
Autos / Re: Innoson Vehicles Produce Their First Electric Car. by ultimateprof: 1:45pm On Sep 11
This is highly recommend. I will like to know how much?
Politics / Re: 2027: LP Presidential Ticket No Longer Reserved For Peter Obi - Abure by ultimateprof: 8:38pm On Sep 10
[quote author=Offpoint1 post=131943676]Obidient ain't about party, it's about individual.

If Obi leaves LP today, we move along.

If the presidential ticket goes to another person other than Peter Obi, then the party will be dead.

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Politics / Re: Why Is Nigeria Paying More For Fuel, And What Are The Solutions? Reno Omokri by ultimateprof: 8:12pm On Sep 06
I know that this Reno will not die well and if he mistakenly die well, he will not sleep well.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Obi, Atiku Should Step Aside, We Need New Faces - Kenneth Okonkwo (vid) by ultimateprof: 3:40pm On Sep 04
He has a good point if only it is doable.
Romance / Re: Getting Married On A N30,000 Salary by ultimateprof: 3:33pm On Sep 04
seunoladele:


© Seun Oladele, 2O23; reposted, 2O24.
talktoseunoladele@gmail.com

Stop misleading people abeg 🙏
Politics / Re: Man Shows Off His Tattoo Of Nnamdi Kanu by ultimateprof: 7:13pm On Sep 02
gidgiddy:
Lovely!

My love for Ohamadike has no bound. I will raise some cash and tattoo his face likewise.
Food / Re: The Kind Of Neighbor Everybody Wants Right Now (pics) by ultimateprof: 3:41am On Sep 01
In as much as this act is good. Personally, I don't like free things. Someday, it used to back fire.

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Jokes Etc / Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by ultimateprof: 7:12pm On Aug 31
idahme:


If you know women you will understand it's not a win for the woman, she will soon be the mother inlaw to her ex husband and also the grand mother to her ex husband child grin, you aren't getting the picture clearly grin

You're a good analyst, but I refuse to comment on this post. I comment my reserve.

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Food / Re: Picture Of A Man Dressed Up With Tubers Of Yam by ultimateprof: 6:48pm On Aug 31
He looks like an animal.
Health / Re: Help!!! How Can I Get Rid Of Bedbugs??? by ultimateprof: 8:43pm On Aug 19
CalabarPikin:
Simple

Buy new clothes, keep them outside and take your bath and leave the ones you were wearing inside. Then come outside and burn down the house.
Good luck in your search for new accommodation

Are you sure that you are normal?
You funny oh🤣!

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Music/Radio / Re: Life & Times Of Jim Reeves(August 20, 1923 – July 31, 1964); by ultimateprof: 8:33pm On Aug 18
If you know this man songs and you're yet to marry, I pity you! 🤣🤣
Family / Re: How Many Of Us Remember This Bed? by ultimateprof: 1:20pm On Aug 17
haphizz57:
You cant secretly make love to ur wife if u use dis kind of bed. Xpecially if u live in a single room apartment with grown up kids. E get one kind sound it use to make

You're a legend! 🤣🤣🤣

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Romance / Re: Pretty Lady Cries After Boyfriend Gifted Her 2 Million Naira Wig (Photos) by ultimateprof: 6:57am On Aug 15
Do whatever makes you feel happy. Life no get part two. A moment of enjoyment on earth is far better than a promised heaven that we're not sure if.
Religion / Re: Christian Group Worries Over Idol Worship Among Igbo Youths by ultimateprof: 4:17pm On Aug 10
Tell them say, our eyes don clear. We're back to our root. Christianity na scam.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Shocking Transformation Photos by ultimateprof: 4:47pm On Aug 09
This guy will vanish before 400L oh! 😂
Family / Re: How Bed Bugs Made Me Relocate: by ultimateprof: 4:32pm On Aug 05
Tombrown3:


Please try and remember the name and quote me.

I've never seen a bed bug in my entire life till I visit an aunt, the room they gave me to sleep was infested with bed bugs, for someone who has never seen a bed bug all his life, I didn't know what was biting me, I wake up with blood stains on the bed, few on the floor titles.

I wondered, abi I don dey menstruate as a man and I don't know? 😂

Omo, it was later I saw something crawling up on me after a bite, when I killed it, blood was everywhere and smelled horribly. I had to use Google to search the image and I got to know it was beg bug.

During the 2 months I spent there I was traumatized, there was nothing on earth I didn't do to get rid of those tiny demons. I swept and brought out very object in the room, sprayed insecticide of all kinds, places bed under the sun, washed and dried clothes, yet, at night I still get bitten😅

Sometimes I wake up at night and feel like crying.

When I left the house, It was just my laptop and the clothe I wore I left with.

I made sure the chances of transferring it to my own house was zero, like, like zero.

But guess what, 1 week in my house I saw a beg bug on the wall close to my bed😂

I was so terrified I almost go heart attack.

My luck was that, my bed was coverred with a nylon bed cover which makes it impossible for beg bug to penetrate.

I later got to know it was from my laptop it came from. Had to dismantle the laptop and saw dead bugs inside, the heat from the PC might have killed them while the one I saw escaped. I killed it and never saw it again in my house.


Dem no born me well to go that my aunt house again 🤣

Alright, I will try my best as soon as possible.
Family / Re: How Bed Bugs Made Me Relocate: by ultimateprof: 6:50pm On Aug 03
Tombrown3:
I'd rather have 2 snakes in my house than 1 single bed bug.

That thing never dies!!

You too funny 🤣

Actually, I used one capsule like that to get rid of them from my house last year. Someone recommended those capsules to me, but I have forgotten the name. Very small, I used to take two capsules every week and that was all. One funny thing is that those capsules are sold at where animal drugs are sold. I still have some in my possession, but I don't know the name again.
Politics / Re: First Lady Oluremi Tinubu Reveals The First Harvest From Her Aso Rock Garden by ultimateprof: 9:24am On Aug 01
Kingsmeal:
Shaking my head in disgust🤣

Some people will not die well and I think this woman will be one of them.

A very shameless family. I hope she planted weed too for the Drug dealer? F00ls oo
Politics / Re: Hardship: Protesters Block Major Road Leading To Abuja(video) by ultimateprof: 7:25pm On Jul 30
JoeEeL:


Lagos is north

Dey play!
Politics / Re: Hardship: Protesters Block Major Road Leading To Abuja(video) by ultimateprof: 8:23am On Jul 30
JoeEeL:


ABUJA IS NOT NORTH

Even Benue is North.
Politics / Re: Hardship: Protesters Block Major Road Leading To Abuja(video) by ultimateprof: 5:57pm On Jul 29
I love what I'm seeing here. If protest will start from the North, then others dey learn work.

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Family / Re: Throwback: Do You Still Remember This Detergent? by ultimateprof: 5:53pm On Jul 29
I remembered it. I used it to beautify my white school uniform. I normally add some GV or Blue 🔵 and that's all.

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Phones / Re: Massive Crowd At MTN Office Ikotun by ultimateprof: 12:35pm On Jul 29
Tinubu is not wise at all. He is over rated beyond his capacity.
Fashion / Re: Men Keeping Long Nails: I Dislike Seeing My Fellow Gender With This.... by ultimateprof: 6:22pm On Jul 13
Jeon:
I love long nails, and I also love men with long nails.

I like long breast and I also like women with long breast.
Politics / Re: FRSC Abolishes Patrol Points In Abia, Ebonyi, Enugu & Imo by ultimateprof: 12:34pm On Jun 22
FatimaAbubakar:
Better for them. Useless government criminals. They mount road blocks just to extort motorists. Most of them working in the east are posted from northern and western Nigeria. Criminals.

Hunger will finish those staff because they will not longer collect egunge from drivers. I'm happy!

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Business / Re: Price Of Rams In 2024 In Osun (South West, Nigeria) by ultimateprof: 6:25pm On Jun 13
What do you mean? You mean that I can't get 30k ram?
Sports / Re: Leo Messi Has Launched His Own Hydration Drink Called Mas+ by ultimateprof: 7:00pm On Jun 04
Fatbam005:
Goat.. What a blessing to his generation

Messi is simply the best. I love everything about him.

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Food / Re: Can You Buy This 20k Bread In This Present Economy? by ultimateprof: 8:07pm On May 28
tefishy:
cheesy
Even ewa agoyin will reject this bread

Don't take them serious, na prank abeg!
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Celebrates Son, Michael's Graduation From University by ultimateprof: 7:28pm On May 24
Congratulations to her. The only woman that is well behaved in Nollywood.

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