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PropertiesRe: See The House I Built For My Age Parents. by ultimateprof: 2:51pm On Dec 22, 2023
Nice2023:
I remembered when they both toiled to see me through this difficult world,especially my dad who made sure me and my two brothers attended University and graduated.

Today,I decided to build this house for them and to make their remaining years on earth a fulfilled one.

I feel like crying after viewing this post because this is the kind of thing that I want to do for my parents, but things are not going the way that I truly desired. For you to have done this, God bless you richly and I know that mine will materialize soon.

Below are the pictures.
CareerRe: I Received My First Salary Today (PHOTO) by ultimateprof: 11:41pm On Dec 05, 2023
This money is more than enough for an aboki to marry and if you are one, go ahead but if not, don't try it at all.
RomanceRe: What Is One Thing You Regret Doing This Year? by ultimateprof: 7:52am On Dec 02, 2023
I regretted my inability of not traveling out this country this year. Secondly, I regretted my inability of not taking good care of mother to the level of my satisfaction.
SportsRe: Man Rewarded With A Puppy As Man Of The Match In A Football Game In Plateau by ultimateprof: 6:57pm On Dec 01, 2023
Vote wisely, una no gree. Make una see the result now!
HealthRe: More Teaching Hospitals Risk Shutdown Over Exodus Of Medical Professionals by ultimateprof: 6:54pm On Dec 01, 2023
If I have an opportunity to depart from this country, I will do that without thinking twice. God punish the judiciary!
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger Republic Turns To A Mega Solar Power After Nigeria Cut Off Electricity by ultimateprof: 7:41pm On Nov 28, 2023
This is a good news!
FamilyRe: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by ultimateprof: 5:54pm On Nov 21, 2023
Carcholce:
Let me summarize it:

OP married his long time girlfriend and taught her how to fish, She started fishing and started being disrespectful and not submissive. The thing vex OP. OP that was once a church boy was forced to start doing hookup and bending doggy inside his car. The wife noticed but She nor send OP. After OP have had his fill of hookup, he came to his senses and gave his life to Christ. It was after his eyes has cleared that he realized his last born resembles his sisters in law last born.

Did the OPs wife mistakenly fell on her sisters bed and rode her brother in law till he came inside her? OP is confused. So am I.

The question OP is asking now is “Who get the pikin”
You're are simply the best. I loved the way you summarized it.
FamilyRe: How Will You Respond To This As A Nigerian Mother? by ultimateprof: 6:39pm On Nov 17, 2023
When did your teacher became an herbalist? Even Tinubu no dey ask for fuel subsidy again.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Goes To Bath With Huge Amount Of Money Sprayed On Him In Russia (Video) by ultimateprof: 6:28pm On Nov 13, 2023
Wetin him dey sing self?
PoliticsRe: Kogi Election: 3 Killed As Military Thwarts Ballot Box Snatching Attempt by ultimateprof: 5:21pm On Nov 11, 2023
alizma:
Gone too soon.
Nigerian population........ minus 3 idiots
Minus 3 unintelligent animals!
PhonesRe: MTN Apologises For Glitch, Customer's Debts To Be Restored. by ultimateprof: 2:57pm On Nov 11, 2023
Tinubu will not like this!
FamilyRe: HELP My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave by ultimateprof: 2:53pm On Nov 11, 2023
Lightieness:
Wetin women want sef?
I don't know! They are so annoying!
PoliticsRe: Technology Creating New Generations Of Illiterates In Nigeria – Wole Soyinka by ultimateprof: 2:49pm On Nov 11, 2023
Soyinka has done more worse things than any human being can expect!

The lecturers in the North are also doing more worst things in the name of helping their people by collecting money to clear their carry overs and increasing their CGP and as well as writing projects for them.
HealthRe: Lady Died During Sex Romp With Boyfriend Who Took Drugs In Kwara by ultimateprof: 8:22pm On Oct 31, 2023
I'm sure the girl is in heel fire now.
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court: Nigerians Are The Bigger Losers, Not Me – Atiku by ultimateprof: 12:51pm On Oct 30, 2023
Truly, Nigerians are the biggest loser!
FamilyRe: As A Man 5 important Reasons Why you Should Reconsider Marriage by ultimateprof: 11:39pm On Oct 27, 2023
Dogalmighty17:
This is the most stupid thread in the history of niaraland.
This is the most interesting write up in the history of Nairaland.
FamilyRe: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by ultimateprof: 4:15pm On Oct 17, 2023
When boys and girls were holy.
PoliticsRe: Enact Law That Will Force Civil Servant To Marry More Wives - Sheikh Aminu Baba by ultimateprof: 5:06am On Oct 17, 2023
Otu, rarara ka this people ma, nothing more!
CrimeRe: Police Avert Theft Of Train Coaches In Maiduguri by ultimateprof: 7:45pm On Oct 14, 2023
Kharol1234:
Na that big thing them steal? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂
How them take move am
This news sounds like fake because no further details was disclosed by the writer. I'm aware that NRC are moving those coaches to Jos and the first badge has arrived Jos already.

PoliticsRe: If Obi Had Won Nigeria Muslims May Faced What Gaza Is Currently Facing - Omokri by ultimateprof: 8:22pm On Oct 12, 2023
Reno should be arrested now?
Car TalkRe: Are Manual Cars Faster Than Automatic Transmission Cars? by ultimateprof: 6:44pm On Oct 04, 2023
Brendaniel:
No, The major difference is take off, why do you think police and most transport drivers use manual, because you can get to your highest gear within a shorter distance than auto.

If a police man is driving an automatic and is chasing a thief using manual and they have to make so many turns from street to street, the police might never catch the thief, but if they enter a free expressway over a long distance without any stops then the possibility becomes higher for the police, because they will both exhaust their maximum gears.

Now this is where engine power will begin to really talk but most thieves prefer manual same with police....
Are you a thief? Just asking for a friend oh! 🤣
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Creates Office For His Wife At The National Assembly - Sahara Reporters by ultimateprof: 8:40am On Oct 02, 2023
" what money can not do more money can do"
Akpabio.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Not A Magician, Says Wife by ultimateprof: 8:34am On Oct 02, 2023
Tinubu has been over hyped. The man is not intelligent. Buhari is more skillful than him.
PoliticsRe: Independence Day: Price Of Commodity In October 2022 Vs October 2023 by ultimateprof: 5:03pm On Oct 01, 2023
Obaofaba:
It's expected.

Only few countries in the world if any at all, didn't experienced inflation.

Nigeria wouldn't be an exception.

Besides, even the president acknowledged this in his Nationwide address.

The only reason this is a news to us is because it affects us.

What we should be doing right now is to build for the future because we've already eaten off what we had yesteryears.
You're an idiot.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Wanted Kingpin, Intercepts London-Bound Shipment by ultimateprof: 4:56pm On Oct 01, 2023
Government should do well by introducing death penalty to all these nonsense.
EducationRe: Do Foreigners Come To Nigeria Universities To Study Like Nigerian Do? by ultimateprof: 7:48pm On Sep 27, 2023
Even devil will not like to school in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Our Ancestors Built This Wall 600 Years Ago. Today We Would Pay CHINA To Do It. by ultimateprof: 11:19am On Sep 22, 2023
If its now APC would have embezzled the funds meant for this project.
PoliticsRe: I Am A Lion, I Will Send Yahaya Bello To The Zoo Where He Lives - Dino Melaye by ultimateprof: 10:57am On Sep 18, 2023
Drama!
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Celebrates His 48th Birthday Today by ultimateprof: 10:52am On Sep 18, 2023
Happy birthday to you senior manchi maximum sallama for you.
CrimeRe: I Was Raped 400 Times By My Coach - Angelique Cauchy by ultimateprof: 1:42pm On Sep 16, 2023
emmabest2000:
Rape ?
400 times ?
This is same way our politicians have been raping our economy and...

Lai Muhammed.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Orders Oyo Traditional Rulers To Stand Up And Greet Him by ultimateprof: 11:08pm On Sep 15, 2023
This is the real jagaban, the other one dey learn work.
PhonesRe: Apple Launches iPhone 15 Pro And iPhone 15 Pro Max (Features & Prices) by ultimateprof: 2:20am On Sep 13, 2023
The phone is cheap. If I go buy Infinix for over 209k then I think I can go for this.

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