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Music/Radio › Re: Life & Times Of Jim Reeves(August 20, 1923 – July 31, 1964); by ultimateprof: 8:33pm On Aug 18, 2024
If you know this man songs and you're yet to marry, I pity you! 🤣🤣
Family › Re: How Many Of Us Remember This Bed? by ultimateprof: 1:20pm On Aug 17, 2024
haphizz57:
You cant secretly make love to ur wife if u use dis kind of bed. Xpecially if u live in a single room apartment with grown up kids. E get one kind sound it use to make
You're a legend! 🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: Pretty Lady Cries After Boyfriend Gifted Her 2 Million Naira Wig (Photos) by ultimateprof: 6:57am On Aug 15, 2024
Do whatever makes you feel happy. Life no get part two. A moment of enjoyment on earth is far better than a promised heaven that we're not sure if.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Group Worries Over Idol Worship Among Igbo Youths by ultimateprof: 4:17pm On Aug 10, 2024
Tell them say, our eyes don clear. We're back to our root. Christianity na scam.
Education › Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Shocking Transformation Photos by ultimateprof: 4:47pm On Aug 09, 2024
This guy will vanish before 400L oh! 😂
Family › Re: How Bed Bugs Made Me Relocate: by ultimateprof: 4:32pm On Aug 05, 2024
Tombrown3:
Please try and remember the name and quote me.

I've never seen a bed bug in my entire life till I visit an aunt, the room they gave me to sleep was infested with bed bugs, for someone who has never seen a bed bug all his life, I didn't know what was biting me, I wake up with blood stains on the bed, few on the floor titles.

I wondered, abi I don dey menstruate as a man and I don't know? 😂

Omo, it was later I saw something crawling up on me after a bite, when I killed it, blood was everywhere and smelled horribly. I had to use Google to search the image and I got to know it was beg bug.

During the 2 months I spent there I was traumatized, there was nothing on earth I didn't do to get rid of those tiny demons. I swept and brought out very object in the room, sprayed insecticide of all kinds, places bed under the sun, washed and dried clothes, yet, at night I still get bitten😅

Sometimes I wake up at night and feel like crying.

When I left the house, It was just my laptop and the clothe I wore I left with.

I made sure the chances of transferring it to my own house was zero, like, like zero.

But guess what, 1 week in my house I saw a beg bug on the wall close to my bed😂

I was so terrified I almost go heart attack.

My luck was that, my bed was coverred with a nylon bed cover which makes it impossible for beg bug to penetrate.

I later got to know it was from my laptop it came from. Had to dismantle the laptop and saw dead bugs inside, the heat from the PC might have killed them while the one I saw escaped. I killed it and never saw it again in my house.


Dem no born me well to go that my aunt house again 🤣
Alright, I will try my best as soon as possible.
Family › Re: How Bed Bugs Made Me Relocate: by ultimateprof: 6:50pm On Aug 03, 2024
Tombrown3:
I'd rather have 2 snakes in my house than 1 single bed bug.

That thing never dies!!
You too funny 🤣

Actually, I used one capsule like that to get rid of them from my house last year. Someone recommended those capsules to me, but I have forgotten the name. Very small, I used to take two capsules every week and that was all. One funny thing is that those capsules are sold at where animal drugs are sold. I still have some in my possession, but I don't know the name again.
Politics › Re: First Lady Oluremi Tinubu Reveals The First Harvest From Her Aso Rock Garden by ultimateprof: 9:24am On Aug 01, 2024
Kingsmeal:
Shaking my head in disgust🤣

Some people will not die well and I think this woman will be one of them.

A very shameless family. I hope she planted weed too for the Drug dealer? F00ls oo
Politics › Re: Hardship: Protesters Block Major Road Leading To Abuja(video) by ultimateprof: 7:25pm On Jul 30, 2024
JoeEeL:
Lagos is north
Dey play!
Politics › Re: Hardship: Protesters Block Major Road Leading To Abuja(video) by ultimateprof: 8:23am On Jul 30, 2024
JoeEeL:
ABUJA IS NOT NORTH
Even Benue is North.
Politics › Re: Hardship: Protesters Block Major Road Leading To Abuja(video) by ultimateprof: 5:57pm On Jul 29, 2024
I love what I'm seeing here. If protest will start from the North, then others dey learn work.
Family › Re: Throwback: Do You Still Remember This Detergent? by ultimateprof: 5:53pm On Jul 29, 2024
I remembered it. I used it to beautify my white school uniform. I normally add some GV or Blue 🔵 and that's all.
Phones › Re: Massive Crowd At MTN Office Ikotun by ultimateprof: 12:35pm On Jul 29, 2024
Tinubu is not wise at all. He is over rated beyond his capacity.
Fashion › Re: Men Keeping Long Nails: I Dislike Seeing My Fellow Gender With This.... by ultimateprof: 6:22pm On Jul 13, 2024
Jeon:
I love long nails, and I also love men with long nails.
I like long breast and I also like women with long breast.
Politics › Re: FRSC Abolishes Patrol Points In Abia, Ebonyi, Enugu & Imo by ultimateprof: 12:34pm On Jun 22, 2024
FatimaAbubakar:
Better for them. Useless government criminals. They mount road blocks just to extort motorists. Most of them working in the east are posted from northern and western Nigeria. Criminals.
Hunger will finish those staff because they will not longer collect egunge from drivers. I'm happy!
Business › Re: Price Of Rams In 2024 In Osun (South West, Nigeria) by ultimateprof: 6:25pm On Jun 13, 2024
What do you mean? You mean that I can't get 30k ram?
Sports › Re: Leo Messi Has Launched His Own Hydration Drink Called Mas+ by ultimateprof: 7:00pm On Jun 04, 2024
Fatbam005:
Goat.. What a blessing to his generation
Messi is simply the best. I love everything about him.
Food › Re: Can You Buy This 20k Bread In This Present Economy? by ultimateprof: 8:07pm On May 28, 2024
tefishy:
cheesy
Even ewa agoyin will reject this bread
Don't take them serious, na prank abeg!
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Celebrates Son, Michael's Graduation From University by ultimateprof: 7:28pm On May 24, 2024
Congratulations to her. The only woman that is well behaved in Nollywood.
Pets › Re: Man Finds His Dog Hanging Dead (Video) by ultimateprof: 6:19pm On May 17, 2024
Elzazzi:
Someone did that to the dog. In America this man will be arrested for animal cruelty.
In Akwaibom, that man would have been arrested for wasting an abundant meal.
Romance › Re: 3 Ways To Know If A Girl's Waist Beads Is Not Ordinary - Lady by ultimateprof: 7:25pm On May 16, 2024
BareFacedLies:
Rubbish!

Do you know how many girls with waist beads that I have fuçked?

Yet I'm still standing grin
I believe you scarasis!
Romance › Re: “We Want To Marry Nigerians!” - Say Ugandans (vid) by ultimateprof: 7:19pm On May 16, 2024
This is a big surprise to oh.
Fashion › Re: Woman's Frightening Makeup Terrifies Bus Passengers by ultimateprof: 5:23pm On May 14, 2024
Zonefree:
Why is she looking like embalmed corpse? undecided
I comment my reserve.
Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu At Reception For Prince Harry And Meghan Markle by ultimateprof: 5:19pm On May 14, 2024
ddippset:
Ageless beauty!

Choi!!!
I wondered what killed Ojukwu? If my wife is as beautiful as this, I will refuse to die.
Travel › Re: Man Deported After Confessing His Immigration Status To UK Catholic Priest by ultimateprof: 4:56pm On Apr 08, 2024
Go and check very well, the man must be an animal.
Travel › Re: Maiduguri 45°c: Fire Service Sprays Cool Water To Mitigate The Harsh Weather by ultimateprof: 3:36pm On Apr 08, 2024
Amuluonyenaego:
I can remember those days in Maiduguri when we used a fresh egg to experiment on the heat to my greatest surprise, the heat got the egg done. Abeg they need the water spray.
Wonderful and woman beings are still residing over there including Niger Republic.
Politics › Re: Hajj: Five States With N383bn Debt Budget N9bn For Pilgrims by ultimateprof: 4:27pm On Apr 07, 2024
Beebah321:
Chai undecided
God, for my next life I no wan come Nigeria again
By now, I know that God is regretting why he created a country called Nigeria. Nigeria is a zoo!
Health › Re: John Tinniswood: Guinness World Records Names 111-Year-Old As Oldest Living Man by ultimateprof: 3:30am On Apr 07, 2024
opera1:
120 y year old dey Ekpoma - Edo state and Idanre - Ondo State.
Don't mind them. As I'm typing this message so, I'm 121 years old.
Crime › Re: N20,000 Per Beating: Dismissed Naval Officer Arrested (photo) by ultimateprof: 9:15pm On Apr 06, 2024
PointZerom:
grin

The corruption is this country has overwhelmed satan.
Devil still dey learn work for where we dey.
Health › Re: Muslim Women Exercising In Hijab In Saudi Arabia Gym by ultimateprof: 9:08pm On Apr 06, 2024
GanagiBitrus:
Some things don't just jell.

Imagine using chain on a goat & rope on a dog. grin
This is not normal.
Travel › Re: 10 Best Governed Countries In Africa According To World Economics by ultimateprof: 10:54am On Apr 06, 2024
This comparison is very perfect, for I know that Nigeria will never make it to top 36.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Township Hall Road, Igbaja Constructed By Kwara State Government by ultimateprof: 2:37pm On Apr 05, 2024
crestedaguiyi:
Them dye the road grin grin grin grin grin
They are not even ashamed.

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