₦airaland Forum

donodion:
Happy birthday bro

Thank you. It's been a long while brother.

McBrooklyn:
Happy belated birthday, Bro... God bless your new age...


Sorry for the late wishes, too busy lately to tour the nooks and crannies of the romance section...

Thank you, brother and amen to your prayers for me.

I did notice you haven't been on here frequently. Wishing you a fulfilling week ahead.

AHCB:
Who tha hell is Joe? Abeg park well!

5 guests peeping through the curtains of this thread!

You know who they are?

The troublemakers. And alternate masters!

Draei:

#TBH, i missed a real bloody e-fight, been a while.

Nl mods need a crash course on people management!

There's supposed to be lax law governing e-fights here and in political section.

Romance and politics are animated topics in real life; senators the world over let thier fists go when points couldn't go through. Lovers undertake dangerous measures to get attention.

Romanceland and political session are no different from what obtains out there in the real world.

Seun should relax the law a bit in both sections for some bare knuckles.

The steam has to find a way through.

Draei:

Indirect jabs.? Naa, that's sissy.
You got an ish with anyone, come out clean
and i might just stage a ring you know.

Pure e-brawling died when cowards masquerading as warlords have mods in thier followership

They hit the report button harder than Anthony Joshua knocked Klitschko.

Failed generation from failed homes and failed schools with no moral teaching.

9jayes:
how do i master this? any other position i can last forever but doggy it takes less than 5 minutes before i pour everything i have it happens on every gal I fvck.

Try doing half penetration and avoid slamming your pelvis to the ass-cheek.

Also stop looking at the rhythmic vibrations of the ass when you slam 'em.

Marinee:
Okay..I will.
Thank you.

Don't expect to go dancing; none of those songs, except Afire Love, is dance-inducing.

They are romantic and soul-pleasing. If you can't find them to download, give me a buzz on the other side, l will send them over.

Marinee:
Oh really?
Perhaps, I will listen to some of his works.
Care to recommend any?

1) "The A Team" that one is very deep.

2) "Little Bird"
3)" Give me love"

4) 'Small Bump"

5) "Afire Love"

6) "Even My Dad Does Sometimes"

Start with those

Marinee:
I'm not romantic keh?
I'm romantic jhurr, I just like rough play sometimes..like a bit of B& D..S&M

I have never listened to Edsheeran tho but TheWeeknd is cool,and Jon bellion too

Ed sheeran is better than Bellion. Although bellion has good metaphors and symbolisms, Ed sheeran is just all weather and is one of thr best song writers currently.

Marinee:
Hiannn...you aff started again,1832.
Iyamm going..byebye

Meanwhile..uncle Leslie,Berra reply me on whatsapp

Now i know. Soft beauty!

Marinee:
Haha..you can't recognise me under my veil
This is nice

I bet even UltraLeslie1 doesn't.

I can't. But your perfume draws a lingering remembrance of a dark room and drawn curtains.

Have we made love, once even?

MDCCCXXXII:
Well, I don't wanna stress myself, especially when I know at the end I won't get to bury my penis_ inside the smooth passage of your vagina.

MDCCCXXXII:
Ah! My brother from another mother. Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you, but the slippery walls of a well wet and tight vagina did.

Cash incentive or not. These creeps who self style themselves with Latin phrases their stone filled brain can never comprehend are losers! Nothing more, nothing less!.

Imagine a bunch of morons who congregate to find solace in each others arms, after being disgraced and embarrassed numbers without times. What manner of value Could they possibly add to their life, and others?

Hope you noticed our mullato deactivated all his account after his rancid shenanigans was put in front of him to smell for once in his online miserable lying, begging life.

Indeed it is a sad reality the extent folks would go for an online pageantry that holds less value than a used beer cork.

To be perceived as King in Nairaland when in reality one is just a tad higher than a street bum is the height of self-delusion.

Some people have mastered the art of murdering their own conscience to the degree they believe even their own lies.

I have built my future outside the walls of Nairaland, and I'm just passing through.

Others are digging their own foundation right in Nairaland, 30 feet deep with 30 alternate handles.

We shall leave and he and his seed shall inherit Nairaland.

Virtual wealth on the screen that can't be felt like MMM mavro!!!

MDCCCXXXII:
Of course, we know them. The ones who claim to be mullato and the ones who claim to have been to Dubai, when in actual fact, they can't even buy a bus ticket to go and see their online girlfriend in Lagos.

Fancy how the group of society's rejects have been staying away from trolling all this while, even when provoked? I know, as I know you know, it's because of something.

They are cleverly staying away from controversy just to be on the good books of romancelanders in preparation for Miss Nairaland.

All thier alternates they use in trolling and setting folks up by pretending to be another person have all been retired.

I hope there won't be cash incentives this time around.

Romanceland may not survive it.

MDCCCXXXII:
The girl's will most definitely open their vaginas for you to decimate, while the boys, will fan you while you decimate the vaginas of their female counterpart. With mute envy, of course.

Hahahaha! Hilarious! I have met a few here, those ones who have nothing to hide, not the double-dealing lots whose real existence sharply contrast what they depict here.

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Lol and we choose both. If you guys get your hopes too high, you might as well lose the copa de rey. [/color]

Hehehehe. Don't make me laugh Harder than my stomach can stomach

It's a double for Barca. Let's bet.

MDCCCXXXII:
And mute observers who grew greener than Master Yoda and more Yellow than the Sun.

Lolz! Never knew nl meant the world to some. If my life on a virtual platform will make them as green as April's offerings, what happens when they meet me in person?

No felicitations were offered but they were gatecrashers.

Lsofdk:
[color=teal] Back to sender [/color]

Hahahahaha! You better make a choice between la liga and Europe.

FTBOY:
very tough at home.

Then let them pull the stopper on Madrid's wings.

FTBOY:
so...apart from celta vigo, the outstanding, which other tough opponent does madrid have?

Is celta Vigo tough? I don't agree.

postmann:
Ah! I missed the party! Happy birthday to lezz!

Happy birthday to you too!

FTBOY:
i really don't want to discuss barcelona's fate as regards the la liga this season. the loss against malaga still leaves a sore in my heart...and the remaining matches are won't be easy pass for us because we're facing tougher opponents than real madrid. my prayer is that madrid loses at least one match and increase our chance of lifting the trophy.

Barca will ride the waves, you'll see.

Madrid is over-fixated with European glory at the moment.

dollyjoy:
Happy birthday Lezzlie. Wishing you all the best in life.

Age with grace!

More than just the lure of your boobs, you're May born like me so the attraction is celestial.

I'm coming to celebrate properly.

OfficialNNB:
Nigerian gay activist, Bisi Alimi, has written an epistle telling Nigerians that it is not their responsibility to take care of their parents, neither is it the right of their parents. According to him, a child owes his/her parent nothing, as he/she never begged them to have sex.

He went further to disclose that a child, is not an old age pension scheme. He went further to tell Nigerians not to succumb to emotional blackmail from their parents, or they will milk them dry.

Here's what he wrote;

"Nigerians, doomed financial vicious circle is when your parents brought you up so you can be their cow to milk, while you look forward to doing same to your children.
I understand that the system is bleeped, pension money is being embezzled by stupid greedy politicians, the same ones you worship and bow to, and there is no guarantee for old age, but Bleep, the system won't fix itself. If you don't resist, you will be consumed.


The idea that it is the responsibility of the struggling young to take care of the struggling old is a myth sold to you by the corrupt politicians who have stolen the resources of your commonwealth.


Remember, one rich man among 100 poor men will eventually end up being poor.
You only have two commitments in life; yourself and your children and that's until they are old enough to be kicked out of the house.

You do not, I repeat, you do not owe your parents any pay back unless you are still living with them, which means get the Bleep out or start paying rent and bills.

Remember, you didn't beg them to have sex, they wanted to have children, it's their choice, you should not be their old age pension scheme.
Only do it if you can and have the resources to, but even with that, know the limit or they will emotionally blackmail you and milk you dry."

gay man trying to justify his chosen path of damnation.

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Happy birthday to this Intelligent friend and brother. One of the few friendly and open guys on this forum, slayer of dimwits and backstabbers … like him or not, you can't help being awed by his intellectual abilities… A toast to long life and prosperity [/color]

Thank, you, my friend and brother.

You have been an inspiration in many ways you dare not imagine.

Softorgasm:
The night that messi lost at the world cup final is the night i felt the real definition of what it means to be completely heartbroken...

I cried and i wished i was dreaming..
All the sadness I've ever felt in my life are as a result of Barcelona ( if we loss important match) and Argentina..

Though my love for Barcelona grow stronger..

About juventus and Madrid.. remember that any team that removes Barcelona has 99% chance of lifting the trophy, its now the tradition of uefa..
so juventus will defeat Madrid ..

So be it! I don't want Madrid doing the retaking that cup.

True fans are known in defeat, never in success.

Mimzyy:
Where's our cake na

Tarry a month, flaming beauty. I have plans for Lagos

Softorgasm:
yeah exactly, I'm 100% sure that the league is ours and Argentina will make it to Russia 2018...

If there is one wish i want to see manifest in reality is for Argentina to win next year world cup in Russia..

I will dance naked and thank heaven like David in the Bible because my love for messi and Barcelona is divine.

Twice I have been heartbroken when Messi-led Argentina reached the Copa America and World cup finals and failed to win it. His legend would have eclipsed that of Pele and maradona.

What's your take on Real Madrid vs Juventus?

rosieluv:
hbd lezz

Thanks, dear.