Aderola15:


Yeah.

Hmn, your friend seems a bit reserved. But I like her body constitution. Nature over nurture.

She makes the pyramids of Egypt pale in significance.

That waist will anchor me through life's rough path.

Softorgasm:
yeah I'm very sure..
He was ban for four matches after he was accused of cursing the assistant referee in their match against Chile...

haters of Barcelona push for his ban but FIFA committee overturn the ban.

Great news then. FIFA had to tread with caution. Great news and horror show for Madrid boys.

The legend continues. Fighting La liga to the finish line.

Aderola15:


Hahahaha

Something killed the cat...

Let it remain dead.

My curiosity is stirred towards whom your DP portrays.

Is that you?

Jacksparr0w127:
Happy birthday

Thanks, Jack.

Smellymouth:
Birthday wishes Lezz..May all your dreams and wishes come true. ...

Wishing you a day that is as special in every way as you are...

Thank you, man of patience and self-restraint!

Laveda:


Okay, I'm here for now.

Let's make it worth every second; I have missed you.

Aderola15:
You share the same birthday with my mum.


Happy birthday Egbon Lezz, bigger you I pray.

I'm genuinely curious about you.

Laveda:


Been around Lezz..

You're welcome.

But I have been looking even with a laveda blinders on.

Softorgasm:
Lionel messi's four match ban for his national team has been dropped..
huray!!!!!!!!
this is the best news I've heard today, right now I'm playing Barcelona's team song in my phone..

Are you sure about the reddened part? Too drunk to navigate Google.

18million:
what did English ever do to you?

9pm mr 40 9pm

My replies to your posts are like autographs you show around to your dad for your family safe-keeping

9pm tonight will end like all your false attempt to be an E-warrior!

But you don't mind! Anything to put you in the limelight is welcomed, even it it meant exposing your nudes!

18million:
how does it feel being childless

Futureless and lost at 42

Guy ur life just waste for nairaland

Hope say no be this kind fake 20k bundle u wan use flex

Thread loading for u tonight by 9pm dont be late worwor

Even in my own birthday, you decided to stoop so low to smear me. But i like it. Because it proves all your claims of just having fun in Nairaland were lies.

You are truly hurting and bitter from all the mud of embarrassment i soaked you in.

Was I responsible for the death of #MNGA?

Did i have a hand in your millionaire claim disgrace?

Was I a partaker in the stillbirth of your Mr. Nairaland quest?

Did I dig the grave of your failed attempts to be another Mr. Corck?

Judefcc, everything you ever tried to establish on nairaland ended in a disgraceful flameout!

Learn to live with your hereditary limitation. Greatness off NL or on it is farther from you as the stars are from the earth.

If you couldn't Photoshop a bank statement properly or write 18 million accurately, then anyone who replies you here is just looking for a quick way to exhaust his data subscription before it expires!

I'm just trying to say, you're a butthurt cry little baby, who ran out of stupid threads to create.

Laveda:


Happy birthday, Lezz.

Live on!

pretty laveda, where've you been? Thanks a zillion!

firstking01:
Ok, my flight it's in the next one hour time.

Let me know when you're within, bro.

TSOM:
Happy birthday, Lezz. Wishing you the best of what life has got to offer.

Hopefully Madrid loses, Barcelona wins just to put the icing on the cake.

Kay, mine , NL's very finest, my own reason for tarrying here when it was dry and choking with mundanity. Thank you.

Let Real Madrid be over fixated on the champions league to their undoing in La Liga.

firstking01:
Where in enugu?, 9mile??

Nza street. After Toscana

Azerbella:
Wooow
Happy birthday to one of my favourite persons on NL.
I wish you long life and immense prosperity.

Keep Slaying

Azerbella , thank you, I like the sound of your moniker and the swing of your DP.

Remind me about you

Softorgasm:
Happy birthday sir lezz..
I wish you longest life and prosperity, life filled with the ever alluring scent of a woman, laying on your bed every morning and evening..(i can relate to the feeling and its cool)
more oil to your intelligence and more money in your bank account..

My Nairaland funniest temptation Amen to those lovely wishes!

And thank you, bro.

FTBOY:
tamuno! una still dey celebrate birthday?

happy birthday to you, lezz, bro...LLNP!

surest way to celebrate a day like this..

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5261758_giffym_jpeg56abacf10539961d296eaf7ddbbba45c

Ftbaba! The quiet prince! One love, brother.

SecondEva:
serious something.

Let the party begin

Let the crowd dance, babe. You and I will do it slow.

Let me look into your eyes under the kaleidoscopic dancing lights and my birthday would have been perfected!

tosyne2much:
Happy Birthday egbon Lezz... I wish you greatness in all your endeavours

Cheers!

Tosynebaba! I great your gentility and tenacity and thank you incalculably for remembering me today.

handsam:


On the 26th!

All May born I have encountered are birthed with a rare virtue of humanity and you have reaffirmed this observation.

I was drawn to you by your intelligence and literary aptitude....but now, today, I knew we were spirit beings mandated on same time-realm to deliver excellence for the teachings amongst earthlings that men are gods.

SecondEva:
vein in organ kwa

Yes, you have given me the most violent organ projection ever, accompanied with the noblest of intentions.

You're worth all my lives of reincarnation!

firstking01:
I'm no kidding bro, if you are serious i 'll board the next available flight...ph to lag is 45mins flight, so??

In Enugu at the moment. So you're closer than 45 minutes.

handsam:


Good to see we share the same month.

You fucking May-born too?

Creamish:
Happy birthday deary. May God bless you with a long successful happy life. TGIF!!!!

Baby of destiny! Earth's own princess.

Let us thank God for me; for all my love and hate, flaws and perfection.

And thank God for you; for making you the reflection of miracle.

Lots of love.

handsam:
Happy birthday bro! Wishing you the best in life.

Legends are truly born in May!

My friend and brother, thank you abundantly. Warm felicitations gladden even the heart of Beelzebub!

Thanks , bro

professorfal:


HBD old man

Thanks, man.

firstking01:
Where you dey take us to??

To liquor's dome for those within friendly proximity.

For those in NL, deep into my thought process.

MDCCCXXXII:
I'm inspired. What inspires more than the thought of bedding a well carved and curved female, one who is wonderfully and carefully made by the most high. I sigh...

I still believe the female body is the greatest architectural feat ever undertaken.

I find solace deep within the warm, slippery canal of a woman than in any 5 star hotel.

Draei:

HPβ man.

Ah! My brother from a distance! Thank you.

MDCCCXXXII:
I know just how you feel. Lol

you can't guess.

Memory of her hurts.

The veins in my organ are strong enough to play an opera. And my heart does 250 b/minute.

She's mightily important.

MDCCCXXXII:
Aye! Plans have changed, but today:

I'll slay a dame in your name
Taint her with my flame
Have her moan my name
In appreciation of the flame
That is your name!


Selah!.

Dame!

Comrade, you make literary spontaneity so natural.