Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,162,650 members, 7,851,205 topics. Date: Wednesday, 05 June 2024 at 03:06 PM

UltraLeslie1's Posts

Nairaland Forum / UltraLeslie1's Profile / UltraLeslie1's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 10 pages)

Religion / Re: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by UltraLeslie1: 7:18pm On Apr 05, 2017
joseph1832:
I stopped wondering why a person will sell his pride for 5K. Imagine, it's not even up to the amount spent drinking and eating peppersoup the first time we met. grin Talkless of the one spent when I, you, FTBOY and Obontami hung out at E-74. Neither is it up to the amount spent when I, you and Obontami met at Laparias Hotel.

Men bro, we spend cash! I wonder why a failed, depraved melanin metamorphose un-intelligent marooned Romance section most disgraced all timer sold his soul for something that little?

To think the runs-girls/ashawos in Nairaland collect 2 to 4 times that sum per night and they've not been disgraced and grossly embarrassed they way he is. grin cheesy grin cheesy

Brother, only on the internet does a toad boasts to have wings.

Before the embarrassing revelation his scamming penchants, he's been posing as NL's biggest and baddest guy who travels to Dubai routinely

1 Like 1 Share

Religion / Re: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by UltraLeslie1: 6:15pm On Apr 05, 2017
joseph1832:
I bet the guy doesn't have any use for women who can't buy him recharge cards and give him 5K. grin
Hahahaha, no 5k no deal. And when there's a promise of 5k reward , betrayal ensues
Religion / Re: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by UltraLeslie1: 3:45pm On Apr 05, 2017
joseph1832:
LMAO! Didn't know she communicated with the melanin depraved boy outside NL. grin
The fastly-appraoching-menopause hoe sent her pics and bio data to an albino scammer who couldn't even pay his own internet subscription. cheesy

And when the albino found out he was dealing with a penny-pincher of a sadistic culture-less slut, he offloaded her like northerners offload rotting tomatoes grin

2 Likes 1 Share

Religion / Re: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by UltraLeslie1: 10:23pm On Apr 02, 2017
daretodiffer:
Me looking for suitors from the pool of idiots you are always trying too hard to impressshocked


Please kill me firstsad
But you were desperate enough to send your pics and bio to a broke Nairaland albino who in turn betrayed you and leaked your ugly, hijab-enveloped pics to all of romaceland.

Poor you. Your life is so pathetic you vent your frustrations in your diary and fume over nl monikers.

Even nairaland broke vagabonds rejected you like a leprosy-sufferer.

please, doveda,aka daretodiffer, dare2differ, audrea,kikelomo, moroundutu et al , stop stalking fun-lovings girls here.

just learn to keep your frustrations to yourself.

8 Likes 4 Shares

Romance / Re: Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Working Out With His 16 Months Old Daughter Gym by UltraLeslie1: 12:31pm On Apr 02, 2017
Benita27:
Can't you get the audio?. grin
I never liked audio books. You are limited to the interpretation of the audio presenter.

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Dygeasy,tosyne2much,,mzmycoli We want Miss Nairaland To Commence by UltraLeslie1: 12:28pm On Apr 02, 2017
professorfal:

No lezz it will impair the enthusiasm. The monetary prize attracts not only contestants but as well as managers because of tendency of sharing the cash amongst participants. moreover the cash can be disposed on anything and acquire immediate needs unlike gift prizes with precise use.

no competition with no constraint.


You have a point. I just realised the cash debacle last year was only one isolated incident grin

2 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Working Out With His 16 Months Old Daughter Gym by UltraLeslie1: 11:43am On Apr 02, 2017
Benita27:
Did you check the book out?.
Regrettably only the audio version.
Romance / Re: Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Working Out With His 16 Months Old Daughter Gym by UltraLeslie1: 10:32am On Apr 02, 2017
Benita27:
LMAO, please do, do have a nice day. grin
You too, pretty.
Romance / Re: Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Working Out With His 16 Months Old Daughter Gym by UltraLeslie1: 10:26am On Apr 02, 2017
Benita27:
Please, don't spoil me. Today is Sunday. grin
Ok, let me keep your Sabbath holy and aim to soak your panties by Monday. wink
Romance / Re: Dygeasy,tosyne2much,,mzmycoli We want Miss Nairaland To Commence by UltraLeslie1: 10:24am On Apr 02, 2017
Saintsammurai:
I can't wait to campaign against your contestant again...
its going to be fun blooded as usual...
cc postmann..
cheesy grin
Hahahaha, I won't be having a direct contestant ever again. I will only be routing for contestants in order of affiliation, body-accentuation, acquaintances and loyalty.

3 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Working Out With His 16 Months Old Daughter Gym by UltraLeslie1: 10:10am On Apr 02, 2017
Benita27:
All right, goodnight. kiss
It's good morning! Was drunk as a lord last night and slept with hardest stiffy ever grin
Romance / Re: Dygeasy,tosyne2much,,mzmycoli We want Miss Nairaland To Commence by UltraLeslie1: 10:03am On Apr 02, 2017
Rukkydelta:

Ok
I'm sure they won't get even 5k this time around
Recession is real
Lolz. Except the organisers will do well to remove monetary prize and, instead, hand out gift prizes to mitigate the mudslinging and win-at-all-cost attitude we saw last season.

The beauty competition is fun especially the interview and questionnaire parts. The campaigns are horrible with opposition looking to besmear one another...

1 Like

Romance / Re: Dygeasy,tosyne2much,,mzmycoli We want Miss Nairaland To Commence by UltraLeslie1: 9:56am On Apr 02, 2017
Niyuu:


Are you ever gonna let it go?
I have not the faintest idea what your talking about.

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Working Out With His 16 Months Old Daughter Gym by UltraLeslie1: 11:07pm On Apr 01, 2017
Benita27:
It's not an E-novel. You must have read it. "The Oath" by Frank Peretti.
Oh, I haven't. Maybe I should look for the e-version to download.

1 Like

Romance / Re: Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Working Out With His 16 Months Old Daughter Gym by UltraLeslie1: 10:57pm On Apr 01, 2017
Benita27:
I'll be going offline shortly. Just stayed up to finish a novel have been battling with for 2weeks now. Slow reader!. grin

How're you?.
On my way home from a neighbourhood bar. Is that an E-novel in your mobile?

What's the tittle?

1 Like

Romance / Re: Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Working Out With His 16 Months Old Daughter Gym by UltraLeslie1: 10:45pm On Apr 01, 2017
Benita27:
The good thing is: he doesn't belittle others. While his crime here is: he shows off a lot with the little he has. grin

Air force1, no hard feelings please, I'm just stating the obvious. grin
Hahahaha. I find it harmlessly entertaining all the same.

You're up late. Tomorrow is for church.

2 Likes

Romance / Re: Dygeasy,tosyne2much,,mzmycoli We want Miss Nairaland To Commence by UltraLeslie1: 10:42pm On Apr 01, 2017
Rukkydelta:

Why do you quote me when you have nothing to say? undecided
Go back and read. I said a million words with just two digits.
Romance / Re: Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Working Out With His 16 Months Old Daughter Gym by UltraLeslie1: 10:18pm On Apr 01, 2017
Benita27:
unfortunately you have same mentality. Showing use screen shoots of yourself and your half bottles of champagne when you're not yet a millionaire, then I wonder what you'd do when you hit the million jackpot?. grin
Looooooooooolz. Benita, at least he talks about himself unlike other spotlight-huggers who try to belittle others to get attention.

4 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: Dygeasy,tosyne2much,,mzmycoli We want Miss Nairaland To Commence by UltraLeslie1: 9:23pm On Apr 01, 2017
Rukkydelta:
Mr/Miss Nl that makes nairalanders to threaten each other,become enemies
Some can even kill themselves all because of 50k 5k
Well our government is to be blame
Cos poverty is the root of all evil

1 Like 1 Share

Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan's WAEC & GCE Results Shared By Reno Omokri (Photo) by UltraLeslie1: 9:10pm On Apr 01, 2017
bionixs:
oga SHOTUP! I say SHOTUP. If he hasnt it ,same you will be up here heating it up like Dino's. I can see Nigerians always like to have things to talk about
Are you a chronic sufferer of analphabetism or you're just good at acting the part ?

What's so hard to understand academic scores has nothing to do with leadership?
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan's WAEC & GCE Results Shared By Reno Omokri (Photo) by UltraLeslie1: 8:49pm On Apr 01, 2017
Ajasco222:


Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/04/see-goodluck-jonathans-waec-result.html

See his tweet here: https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/848233042141249536


More cluelessness on display. What's the correlation between academic results and leadership skills?

Was it not same President that made the famous dumb statement: " America will know" when asked about stolen money from his own bank?

Was it not same cluelessness that made the former President mandated drivers to renew their driver's licence even when majority drivers had the previous licence still running, having not expired?

Was it not same President that lost control of his adminstration to His wife, Desiani, Odua, Ete and co?

Only in Nigeria do we value paper academics

1 Like

Crime / Re: How To Report Any Form Of Police Brutality In Nigeria (Photo) by UltraLeslie1: 8:14pm On Apr 01, 2017
postmann:


The problem with those complaint lines is they are not regional or zonal. They're central and as such would be very ineffective when a complaint comes from Delta state and who is receiving the complaint is in Abuja.

Moreover, the Nigerian police needs to work on their image and public trust. It has been free-falling over the years.

NB: you have some urgent message to pick up via voice call! Make it by 7:30 pm
The central unit of command is just one amongst a billion problems bedevilling the Nigeria police force.

To begin with, the Police in Nigeria is fundamentally corrupt at an institutional level.

And it is peopled by stark illiterates who don't know anything about the law they are meant to enforce. There's a lack of transparency, respect for citizens and central command passive nod to corruption and extortion.
Crime / Re: How To Report Any Form Of Police Brutality In Nigeria (Photo) by UltraLeslie1: 3:45pm On Apr 01, 2017
stane007:
Fello Nigerians, you can now report any form of police brutality to the Nigeria Police Force Public Complaint Rapid Response Unit via:

TT: @PoliceNG_PCRRU
Whatsapp/SMS - 08057000003
Call - 08057000001 or 08057000002
The BBM Pin is 58A2B5DE

Their quick response will put a smile on your face.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/guys-heres-how-you-can-report-any-form.html

Another hypocritical gesture from the Nigeria police force that lacks sincerity.

Same way they boldly inscribe " BAIL IS FREE" on the walls of all police stations across the country, while collecting bail money from innocent Nigerians that committed no offence.

2 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: Twitter User Apologizes To Girl Who Refunded His Date Money, Sends Back The 5k by UltraLeslie1: 12:18pm On Apr 01, 2017
Acetyl:
Don't you think this is too weighty?But going through her posts make me conclude that she deserves more, I mean more...
She makes it a habit of taking people's posts personal, attacking anyone who differs from her.

She's a sadistic lovelorn woman trying to live her wild fantasies on nairaland by claiming to be lawyer, psychologist and logician graduate at same time.

2 Likes

Romance / Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by UltraLeslie1: 6:18pm On Mar 31, 2017
postmann:


By formal you mean earning a degree in political related field of study, like you.

Please! Proud and arrogant lezz, there are people all over the world who have contributed immensly to the socio-political advancement of their people and humanity in general who never received your 'formal' knowledge of international politics, rather their works make up the studies that are passed down to you and others who earned a degree in political related discipline.

tongue tongue tongue
Geopolitics is a matter devoid of national emotions. It is the assessment of a country's diplomatic, economic and military influence around the world.

It doesn't allow for the domestic trivialities of home issues to weigh in. For instance: Japan has socio-economic advancement, higher standard of living, democracy, rule of law, educational standard and technological advancement than China, but China has greater and have more geopolitical muscle than Japan.


Head to the ballot box to change domestic politics .

Geopolitics is for international muscles.
Romance / Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by UltraLeslie1: 5:43pm On Mar 31, 2017
postmann:


You're trying to push me with this your point of assessment...
You don't have formal knowledge of international politics
Romance / Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by UltraLeslie1: 4:37pm On Mar 31, 2017
postmann:


My patriotic zeal is stronger than the fear of your expletives. I would have dared you.

-But why is the fulani-herdsmen rampage an unsolved issue
-why is power generation and distribution so unreliable
-why is the quality of our healthcare system and delivery so shameful
-why do we have arguably the worst police force in the world
-what is the Nigerian army doing on our roads in places where there is relative peace?


It cost nothing for any state that have suffered continued fulani herdsmen attacks to ban nomadic cow grazing and implement a fixed grazing system where herdsmen can be easily tracked.


But no, no state governor can do that. No state legislature can take the initiative. From Benue to Ondo, from Enugu to Delta, the leaders mind their pocket first before the integrity of the land borders of their forefathers.

Make I stop here cos I no wan wash this country for public, esp before the eyes of our jealous enemies.





***MODIFIED
We dont need any federal laws to allocate lands in our states to fulani herdsmen. That plan was simply a stratagem by Buhari and his fulani advisers to steal fertile land from the south for their ever-primitive herdsmen.

That would have given the fulanis a permanent hold on the so called grazing lands.

Those are domestic issues, Mr postpunk. Countries aren't measured by domestic issues. If they are, Gabon and Mauritius will be Africa's greatest countries, while Luxembourg and Switzerland will be the world's greatest countries.

When we bring two countries side by side, we are talking about their international power, economic strength, military projection, sphere of influence and hegemonic capabilities.

It is called geopolitics!

1 Like

Romance / Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by UltraLeslie1: 3:04pm On Mar 31, 2017
postmann:


My response to this would sound very unpatriotic.
Ah kill you
Romance / Re: Twitter User Apologizes To Girl Who Refunded His Date Money, Sends Back The 5k by UltraLeslie1: 3:01pm On Mar 31, 2017
daretodiffer:
All those degrees and big vocabulary with great job to show for it . Life must be really tough for you. Get a job, then a wife..Basu get a life before talking to me about my lifesmiley. Cos at the end of the day, with my wrinkles and all, my quality and standard of living are still going be far above yours.

Ciao!



You never fail to impress. Considering how you were kicked out of lanĂ­cky's comapaign team even when you offered your service for free.

I mean you were valued less than a bucket full of goat urine. Then you made a career of haunting pretty, intelligent girls in Nairaland who are getting more attention than you can ever generate.

I mean what offence did your parents commit for nature to reward you with an uncommon ugliness, and with bad manners as bonus.

I bet an ovarian scan will reveal you're already having ovarian failure, aka premature menopause.

But humanity should celebrate--they must, for nature has taken it upon itself to scan out humans unfit for reproduction. That's something our government have so far failed to do.

Consider donating yourself as a guinea pig for the research of schizophrenia-induced premature aging. That's the only way your birth won't be a waste.

Or, you can always add value to your unproductive life by writing a will instructing your parents to bury you without a coffin so your rotting corpse can be used as manure to grow rice in Nigeria, that we may stop the importation of rubber rice.

Until you find your purpose of birth, think of me as...

Your truth-pointer

3 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by UltraLeslie1: 2:48pm On Mar 31, 2017
postmann:


Surprises me how you wage successful wars in the name of Nigeria - she is very hard to defend giving the lack of common sense of our leaders.
It is very easy to defend Nigeria against Ghana grin grin grin

Come to think of it, if there's a way to pause time so Nigeria remains in a fixed state, Ghana will still not be up to parity after 50 years when the time ban would have elapsed.
Romance / Re: Twitter User Apologizes To Girl Who Refunded His Date Money, Sends Back The 5k by UltraLeslie1: 2:17pm On Mar 31, 2017
daretodiffer:
Bleh! Miss little perfect that always attract perfect guys! Wonder how you have been with guys instead of a guy with all the questionnaires and great hunch undecided


What do you call the one or two meetings you have? .....Date(s)!!!


You don't have a fvcking good reason to insult the babe other than wanting to appear saintly.

Bitter Kekelumo, alias Moroduton, NL's oldest Agbaya grin

I thought bagging a law degree will ease up your frustrations, abi na degree in psychology or Logistics.

Anyways, learn to interact in a ladylike fashion, your bitterness is overshadowing each thread you visit. And you don't help matters by not staying to the topic theme.

Change what isn't working well in your life, either the dick or the religion. The wrinkles in your face are furrowing deeper and deeper dragging your biological clock brutally to its last tick.

4 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by UltraLeslie1: 2:06pm On Mar 31, 2017
postmann:


I trailed the blood-path that led to the abattoir where you slaughtered a Ghananian.
Hehehehe! Na antispam bot save am.

I used reciprikal to make snacks of the other Ghanaian grin

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 10 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 57
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.