firstking01:
HBD bro....but i see no need for the hyping as i deem it unnecessary.

Thank you, bro.

MDCCCXXXII:
Em, go slow on her, will you?

I have missed her--every bit of her.

MDCCCXXXII:
To think I was planning on paying you a surprise visit today, not knowing it's your birthday? Wow!.

Surely, the gods have blessed this today.

Ishilove, Oya come show Lezz some of those ample.. you know na.

you would have been as drunk as a lord and as touchy as a sailor.

I'm turning my blood to alcohol tonight.

SecondEva:


Bring cake for us to eat o

let us drink. I do not want sugar pastries to alter your shape that makes a goddess doubt her immortality.

But I love your mind and eyes way above your physical alignment.

You remind me of forever.

It didn't lodge in my memory, mine
This day I broke forth into earth's vine
In you I find so many fears I have missed
Mine own denizen , my heart hers to fix


I will wait
With my sleight
To swing you
All the way through

Love you immeasurably!

vuc1:

Not true bro.Life has three important events 1- Birth 2- Marriage and 3- Death. It's the undeniable truth.When no.2 hits you you'll understand better. Though not done no.2 yet but it's very necessary. About being backwards globally I don't agree with you too.We have all it takes to be better than anyone else globally but... our over sabi too much.Africans are not inferior we're unique people.

There's a difference between inferior and backward! Africans have all the potentials to be economic, technological, political, and social developmental leader in the committee of nations but they are ranked bottom last in the global index.

Marriage meanwhile is important and serve as a bedrock for societal development but it has its place and we, especially Nigerians prioritise marriage above other aspects of life to a sickening degree.

Most youth are so pressured by the societal demand for marriage they waste their reproductive energy and resources rushing into marriage just to assuage their peerage and have society say well-done.

Phoney pastors and prophets trick young girls into false suitors and marriages fleecing of thier cash and humanity.

Fabulocity:
Well you don't see me splashing my pics all over romance land do ya?

You've been peacocking with another woman's picture as your DP.

Show respect for those bold enough to step out of the anonymity of the cyber world and put a face to their E-lives!

Fabulocity:
I can only recognize princeakin who TF are the rest ?!

You're equally unknown too!

Africans prioritise religion, marriage and traditions above personal development, science and technology, education and entrepreneurship that's why we're at the back of the queue globally.

Being single or married is just a small dot in the ocean of life.

Sierusvirus:
6 PROBLEMS WITH DATING BROKE GIRLS

There’s little worse than dating a girl who’s broke. Dating a broke girl is like keeping a Redbox rental too long, eventually you will pay way too much for that shit! I don’t care how sexy a girl is, you have to remember there is no machine in the gym that makes your wallet bigger. The bad news is there is an epidemic of girls so broke they couldn’t pay attention, but they have on designer purses and shoes. I would rather give a bum on an off-ramp my money. At least he will work for food! If you’re going to still date that refugee from a job fair, you will need to know the pitfalls. So, here you go.

1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.

Why the f**k are broke girls so worried about how their hair looks? What is she getting ready for; the miss unemployed pageant? Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only $6.00 worth of Chucky Cheese tokens in that muthafucka. Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get shit done.

2. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.

I’m sorry, but your broke ass is standing by the bar like an alcoholic Tiny Tim saying “Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse? Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like crows at the park waiting on free food. Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other bums, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with.

3. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.

She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant, but she has no idea what a W-2 form is. Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new iPhone or the new iPad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an iJob?” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the iPhone and the iPad. Too bad Apple doesn’t make an iBus Pass. I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me her ring tone was the theme song from Good Times.

4. Broke girls LOVE social media.

She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds. Broke girls will comment on every single photo, link, article and fan page in creation. Broke girls will literally narrate their entire day through Facebook as if they are some kind of superhero. Some girls may be wondering, “Do I post things that make me look broke?” Here are a few questions to ask yourself to find out if you post like a broke girl on social media:

Have you ever taken a pic of your food at a restaurant?

Doing this makes you look like a homeless person so happy they got a hot meal that they needed proof.

Have you ever posted a status about what you should wear?

Nobody, I repeat, nobody gives half a rat’s ass crack about what you wear to your non-job-related task for the day.

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself holding money or you got from sleeping with men?

This is the broke girl I.D badge. No one wants to see your unemployment check money in all fives and singles fanned out with the caption “Hustler” written on the pic. You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview.

5. Broke girls know everyone’s personal business.

When you don’t have a job, it’s easy to stay up to date on all current random ass, unimportant bullshit. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a shit about. Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job fair is being held.

6. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.

I once had a broke girl give me a hand written card for my birthday. The card would have been fine if we were dating in the 3rd grade, but we were 27 years old, so that broke shit is not cool. Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift. Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls put on lingerie and stroll in the bedroom, umm how exactly is this a gift? I’m pretty sure under that lingerie I’ll find the same titties from yesterday. If that’s ok to do, then I’ll go get that bracelet I bought you last year, I’ll wrap it in new wrapping paper, and there you go, it’s a new gift now.

And remember, her booty may bounce, but so do her checks.

The problem with plagiarised articles like this is that they are written by bitter guys who lost out in the dating game.https://www.google.com.ng/amp/brobible.com/life/article/dating-a-broke-girl/amp/

And guys who go about scrutinising the attitude of broke girls are equally broke guys looking for rich girls to feed on.

Men are biologically driven to take care of women no matter the swing of modern feminist apologists

Ishilove:

You keep switching usernames.

Ishilove:

Jeez. You have so many usernames

1) I am single so I don't need a bed for two.

2) I like soft mattresses. That feeling of embrace when you sink into it is off da shizzle

Cold embrace.

I offer warm flesh and rushing blood.

Soft mattress is an enemy of full penetration

Ishilove:

I should order my personal favourites for your personal use?

My mind isn't racing anywhere

Ok, let's start with the size of your bed; how big is it?

Ishilove:

Ordering them for...?

for my personal use of course

What's your mind racing to?

chinae:


http://www.environewsnigeria.com/government-demarcate-cattle-routes-nationwide/#

According to him, the new plans will prevent people, particularly farmers, from encroaching into stock routes, grazing areas and selling those areas that have been mapped out as graving reserves since 1962.

I find this utterly vexatious! Do people and farmers encroach on cattle routes or it's the other way around?

Now the Buhari administration is even worse than Jonathan's " corrupt" administration.

A devilish, dishonest and totally self-serving Government bent on protecting the interests of blood-thirsty-sipping Fulanis at the expense of every other Nigerian.

Tinubu must be feeling like Judas now selling his children for an imaginary power game.

Fool.

Enugu Assembly orders DISCO out of state over bills, epileptic supply
In Energy2 hours agoCassandra Adaze-Obi


Irked by what it called the outrageous billing and epileptic power supply, among other inhuman acts against electricity consumers in the state, the Enugu State House of Assembly on Friday asked the management of the Enugu Electricity Distribution Company (EEDC) to shut down its operations and vacate the state.
The lawmakers also asked electricity consumers in the state to stop further payment of over-bloated electricity bills, while asking that a state of emergency be declared in the activities of EEDC.
Other states in the south-east including Abia, Anambra, Enugu and Imo were also asked to take drastic action against the company by declaring state of emergency against them.
They also ordered the chairman of the company, Sir Emeka Ofor, and the managing director to appear before its six-man ad hoc committee to explain the company’s activities in the state.
This came as hundreds of electricity consumers in Enugu state early on Friday staged a protest to the House of Assembly over incessant power outage, outrageous billing, alarming tariff among other forms of alleged exploitative activities of the EEDC.
The protesters who displayed numerous placards with various inscriptions, had called on the lawmakers, to as a matter of urgency intervene on the issue while also demanding for the exit of the EEDC.
They claimed that the company since inception, had continued to make life unbearable for citizens of the state.
In adopting a five-point motion on matter of urgent important moved by Hon. Chinedu Nwamba representing Nsukka East State Constituency at a special sitting of the House, the lawmakers decried the activities of the Distribution Company, noting that rather than make lives meaningful for the people, it had continued to exploit the people.
The House urged the state government to liaise with the National Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC) to validate the quality of the new metres they are currently supplying the public to know if the setting was commensurate with the unit consumption.
They also lamented the discriminatory billing system against Enugu and other states in the south east, adding that while Distribution Companies in Abuja and Lagos were charging less and distributing power, the EEDC had continued to exploit the people with high bills without providing the needed power supply.
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Contributing to the motion, the Deputy Speaker, Hon. Donatus Uzogbado said the state was no longer ready to continue with EEDC adding “we have an endemic problem in our hands. The privatisation has become a bigger problem. We’ve entered a one-chance flying vehicle with an unknown destination. The billing system leaves a lot to be desired. I support the call for state of emergency, we don’t need EEDC any more here. I pass vote of no confidence on them”.
Speaking before setting up a six-man ad hoc committee to conduct public hearings in the three senatorial zones of the state, the Speaker, Edward Ubosi described the activities of EEDC as nothing short of “digital fraud”, adding that it had become so bad that electricity bill had become more than house rents.
The six-man ad hoc committee to conduct public hearing is headed by the Deputy Speaker, Uzogbado, with Honourables SKC Ude Okoye, Emeka Ogbuabor, Philip Nnamani, Chuka Eneh and Chinedu Nwamba.
Meanwhile, the spokesman for the protesters, Mr. Eze Ajuluchukwu, said we” are tired of this EDCC mess, and that is why we are calling on members of the Enugu state House of Assembly to rise up and do something about this ugly issue.
Eze, who described EDDC as an anti-human company, stressed that “we are giving them two options, it is either they give us electricity or they leave Enugu state.
The masses according to him, were being exploited on daily basis by EEDC, and by their actions, the company was sabotaging the economic growth of the state.
As at the time of filling this report, the protesters had occupied the Assembly complex, insisting that the State would no longer condone the activities of the EEDC.
The aggrieved electricity consumers equally asked the Federal Government to as a matter of urgency undertake a review of the privatization ‎of the power sector in Nigeria, as the EEDC lacked the capacity to manage electricity distribution in south- East Nigeria.
Some of the placards displayed by the protesters read thus: “EEDC stop defrauding us, pack your load and go” we are tired of irregular billing system”
“Our industries are folding on daily basis because of no power” we cannot take this anymore, Say no to EEDC”
“We can no longer stand and watch EEDC make us poor, they have forced many people out of their businesses” among other placards.

Ishilove:

Nope, blue and floral patterns are mine

U should be ordering those then.

aloeman15:
But do you see the vast difference between us and those 2 nations?
Devaluation favours their exports, meaning stronger currencies easily buy their goods.
But devaluation helps us cos we'll afford less imports.
A better way is to increase import duties across board, while giving tax rebates to manufacturers and tax holidays to new/small businesses.
Modified-
All the above is academic and wasted breath so long as power supply and refining are poor.

Yes, poor local currencies help Japanese and Chinese goods compete favourably against western goods at the international trade sphere.

Devaluation will kill us without any export machinery and manufacturing infrastructure in place. Nigeria is an import-dependent country and cannot afford to devaluation. We export nothing but oil.

Not even any domesticated international brand in Nigeria to produce locally to ease the strain of currency parity.

For us to be enjoy devaluation, we should be sorted out our refinery and power issue as well as production and local consumption.

ijustdey:









https://www.thecable.ng/imf-hints-fresh-devaluation-says-naira-overvalued

and what has IMF said of China and Japan who forever undervalue their currencies to get cheap and uncompetitive access into the international market?

IMF's fangs are only beared on African nations. Just another western tool for neocolonialism.

joseph1832:
He can only pose and lie his wits out. The girls he massage his ego about dating, he can't even buy a bus ticket to go see them, and the one who visited him once, he made it seem like she visited him like forever. What a loser!.

The dude is surrounded by lies. One would think lie was present in the labour room when his mother shat him into this world.

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if Nairaland, nope, Romance section is scrapped? Fancy the loser debating in Politics or Religion section? LMAO!.

He will turn the political section into idle chat room

obontami:
. Hahaha

She's scared of my erection