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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures And Stories Of The Victims Of The Orlando Mass Shooting by UltraSphinx(m): 12:41pm On Jun 18, 2016
hmmmn
Phones / Re: What Is Special About The Infinix Hot 3 ? by UltraSphinx(m): 12:09pm On Jun 18, 2016
phonedaddy:
I heard it is a great phone, yet to use it though, but this your black hand sha grin shocked
.. bros ... na black hand you call this one?
Politics / Re: Throwback Picture Of Ganduje And Kwankwaso Years Back In Kano by UltraSphinx(m): 11:19am On Jun 18, 2016
rrr
Romance / Re: What Is Usefulness Of Miss Nairaland? by UltraSphinx(m): 5:27am On Jun 18, 2016
Strahovski1:


If ivyy will give me BJ or give me part of the monies then yeah

Ivyy! Ivyy! Ivyy!
SMH... you are thinking of getting a BJ by 12:51am
no wonder Indians are so fond of rape.. undecided
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Guys Cannot Keep Their Mouth Shut After Getting Laid. by UltraSphinx(m): 10:32pm On Jun 17, 2016
modified: some girls do discuss their sexcapades too, I knew of this while I was in secondary school back then...
I'm quite guilty of this too a times to be candid but I always keep the "performer" anonymous in order to keep the "audience" on suspense and also for security reasons.. (some guys fit snatch your babe if u narrate the achievements in her "autobiography" ) cheesy cheesy

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Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Wins FA Cup With Arsenal Ladies by UltraSphinx(m): 1:06pm On May 15, 2016
tigar007:


You should have come to this world as bathroom slippers...
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Bros why u con take am personal? Na joke me just dey joke for here... I'm a huge fan of #MadeInNigeria celebrities
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Wins FA Cup With Arsenal Ladies by UltraSphinx(m): 10:42am On May 15, 2016
NA LIE JOR DEM NO deserve the title!! NA ojoro those girls do, dey don go open nyash for referee
Celebrities / Re: Comedienne Emmanuella Pictured With Alexx Ekubo & Others ( PHOTO) by UltraSphinx(m): 5:59pm On May 13, 2016
rheether:
And she doesn't even have breast grin
na wa.. which time dey born her wey she go get breast? If she don dey get booby by this tym, her own go pas cossy when she go mature
Celebrities / Re: Ten Most Influential Musicians In Nigeria 2016 by UltraSphinx(m): 5:49pm On May 13, 2016
CzarRex:
but guy go n download boom by major lazer ft wizkid and ty dolla .you will love WizKid's chorus on d song. too bad it wasn't a hit
which chart boom top? Who major lazer help?... Abi na boom go make dem nominate wizkid for spotify ranking
Celebrities / Re: Ten Most Influential Musicians In Nigeria 2016 by UltraSphinx(m): 4:46pm On May 12, 2016
I do think tiwa savage deserves a spot on that list or has the feud between she and her husband made her less influential over the past 12 months?...
And anyway, whats the hype about wixkid been featured in drake's song all about? I downloaded the song (one dance) last week expecting to hear the lovely voice of our own made-in-naija StarBoy taking the chorus as he always does whenevr he is featured here in naija, but rather i heard kyla taking the chorus... I almost lost hope thinking this was another jole after i didn't hear wizkid about 2mins into the track. Suddenly i heard an eerie sound like the bleating of the proverbial "lost sheep", i initially thought that was another DJ Maneuvre... E Pain Me As I See Say Na The Only Part Wey Drake Fit Manage Dash Wizkid Be Dat cry

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Politics / Re: Yakubu Gowon Helps His Wife With Her Necklace In Public by UltraSphinx(m): 10:01am On May 12, 2016
He treats his wife just the same waY he treated nigeria then..
Politics / Re: Yakubu Gowon Helps His Wife With Her Necklace In Public by UltraSphinx(m): 10:00am On May 12, 2016
He treats his wife just the same wat he treated nigeria then..
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Flaunts His London Bodyguard On Instagram by UltraSphinx(m): 4:20pm On May 09, 2016
ibkgab001:
M4 mAVIN

m4 mAdDnESs
Boda Olamide if you want beatings you can come and have iT GOD BLESS YOU grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Flaunts His London Bodyguard On Instagram by UltraSphinx(m): 4:16pm On May 09, 2016
kenonze:
Pls help that man.
He wants to suffocate
no be the bodyguard fault wey he swell like dat, don jazzy don load am enuff mess con troway face like say he no send anybodi.. And if the bodyguard complain don jazzy go sack am
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Flaunts His London Bodyguard On Instagram by UltraSphinx(m): 4:09pm On May 09, 2016
Dis one wey he pose like suicide bomber wey never reach him destination b4 bomb start countdown

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Culture / Re: Maiduguri Residents Jubilate Over First Rainfall by UltraSphinx(m): 1:39pm On May 08, 2016
queenoflafia:
That pic is not Maiduguri
that is quite obvious.. According to the news, the rain started around 4:30am and rained for an hour (making it end approximately 5:30am). At that time, the day wouldn't have been so bright as depicted in the picture and it will look quite absurd for a rational human being to come outside around 5:30am and started wriggling his butt in the rain

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Culture / Re: Maiduguri Residents Jubilate Over First Rainfall by UltraSphinx(m): 1:38pm On May 08, 2016
cheesy LEAVE AM MAKE PANT DEY WEAR AM
Culture / Re: Maiduguri Residents Jubilate Over First Rainfall by UltraSphinx(m): 1:33pm On May 08, 2016
They are hearing thunder not bombs for the first time in a while now
Jokes Etc / Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by UltraSphinx(m): 1:04pm On May 08, 2016
agbonkamen:
Una get mouth sha
hw we go do na? cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: A Poor Man And A Rich Man's Signature: Difference (picture).. by UltraSphinx(m): 9:08am On May 08, 2016
PoeticJazco:
Poor men always use force to do everything.
1.) A poor man signs check with so much power like some one drawing but a rich man just sign check with one or two dot.
2.) A poor man cries to God when praying but a rich man talks to God when praying.
3.) A poor man bleeps but a rich man makes love.
4.) A poor man goes on holiday but a rich man goes on vacation.

Add your own.

5.) the poor man gulps down palmwine from a jug, while the rich sips coffee from a mug
6.) the poor man has "low" sperm count, the rich has "high" blood pressure - basketmouth 2009
7.) the rich man will buy something and tell the seller to keep the change, but the poor man will buy something on credit and expect the seller to tell him to keep the change 8.) the rich man sees a cashew that has been half-eaten on the tree-top by a bird as unhealthy, but a poor man sees that same cashew as the sweetest variety....
I REST MY CASE

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Crime / Re: Bride Kidnapped Days After Surviving Acid Attack By Rejected Suitor (pic) by UltraSphinx(m): 8:34pm On May 07, 2016
na by force?

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Crime / Re: Man Dumps Human Head On The Road In Lagos (Pic) by UltraSphinx(m): 2:17pm On May 07, 2016
GloriaNinja:
Well.... since when did you became a scholar to understand and comprehend what personification means? gerrera here.
i don't mind becoming a sage inorder to understand you
Crime / Re: Ekpan Grammar School, Delta Fight After WAEC Exam : Photo + Video by UltraSphinx(m): 10:27am On May 07, 2016
Potential militants... In the next four years these same set of deliquents will make headlines again, these time it'll be about bombing a Shell BP off-shore oil rig.. All thanks to dokubo-asari and my democratic "government" you-know-who ekpemupolo
Romance / Re: Top 3 Most Handsome Nairalanders Of All Time!!!!! by UltraSphinx(m): 8:13pm On May 06, 2016
Suigeneris93:
What sort of fvckery is this undecided
hahaha e don pain am
Romance / Re: This Is What Love Looks Like(pics) by UltraSphinx(m): 8:07pm On May 06, 2016
Varagous:
more please... me like it
i knew you will like it... All those scenes you watch on telemundo and zeetv doesn't apply here in nollywood. Even rita dominic neva find that kind spouse

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Unveils Zero Hunger Initiative by UltraSphinx(m): 7:38pm On May 06, 2016
Blackberrybabes:
At this period of much hunger..this will come in handy, shey?
babe hw far na?... You wan collect FTC for thread wey u create again?
Science/Technology / Re: I Noticed A Star Constellation For The First Time by UltraSphinx(m): 7:08pm On May 06, 2016
taurus25:
actually i do see orion almost every night if the weather is clear enough....its probably the easiest constellation to spot because its visible from every part of the world. Your picture is actually not orion but one simple way to find orion is to look for the belt, i.e the three stars that are properly aligned. Star gazing is a very beautiful thing , i wish i had a telescope

Orion below
i previously thought it was orion but i later discovered that its an asterism called the big dipper... As for the hunter's belt, its one of the most common spectacles of the nightat my area but i never knew it to be orion the hunter
Crime / Re: Man Dumps Human Head On The Road In Lagos (Pic) by UltraSphinx(m): 5:37pm On May 06, 2016
GloriaNinja:
Well.... since when did you became a scholar to understand and comprehend what personification means? gerrera here.
i don't mind becoming a sage inorder to understand your ways
Crime / Re: Man Dumps Human Head On The Road In Lagos (Pic) by UltraSphinx(m): 4:06pm On May 06, 2016
GloriaNinja:
Well, if you have nothing reasonable to type, why don't you deactivate your account or amputate your fingers? it is becoming a nuisance to human-hood.
Really? I Never Knew You Were an Embodiment Of The Entire Human Race
Science/Technology / Re: I Noticed A Star Constellation For The First Time by UltraSphinx(m): 3:58pm On May 06, 2016
Was actually an asterism (part of a constellation) called the Big Dipper which is part of the star consteallation known according to many ancient civilizations as the Great Bear.. I Previously Thought That constellations could only be seen clearly from the far east and western asia (the levant) until yesterday. I kinda saw it upside down (it looked more like a chariot to me). The Sight Was Quite Fascinating.
Image Source: Wikipedia

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Science/Technology / I Noticed A Star Constellation For The First Time by UltraSphinx(m): 3:51pm On May 06, 2016
I have always viewed astrologer as some jobless men gazing blankly into the outer space trying to catch a glimpse of a flying comet and immediately attach to such phenomenon a prophecy of imminent doom instigated by a malevolent deity. Not until yesterday did i get an insight into the beauty and fascination of star-gazing.
Last night about 9:00pm i was busy with some paperwork out in the open and in the process, subconsciously raised my head skywards. My sight was greeted with the view of a somewhat familiar arrangement of bright stars. Due to my peripheral knowledge of zodiacs, i jumped into conclusion that the constellation before me was orion (which is probably not even among the zodiac constellations) *smiles* i even tagged it the name orion the plough (absolutely wrong: orion the hunter was different from what i saw last night). Since i was so uncertain about my judgements on this my discovery cheesy , i did some online research and soon found out that the group of stars i saw beforE me here in NigerIA

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