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Such a very cute man Rip gallant officer!

Noblechykk:
Time travel

He died at the initial rescue operation that was on 6th June even governor makinde has said it times without number or do you think the one of 5 days ago was the 1st rescue operations?and anyhow he died self you people should just wish him Rip at least he still died for his service to the nation he wasn't the one who founded Boko Haram or any terroristic bandits group.

And neither did he deserve to die for any useless selfish politician monsters they created!

It's Ekiti people (the masses there) I pity most even with the current waec fee the useless governor isn't paying for the public school students yet they have increased the fee to 50k and it's even the poor there that still voted for the governor most because of 10k.

so I ask what are the poor even benefitting from this government?yet if you tell them to decrease their birth rate they will start foaming in the mouth the poor deserves the government they have in nigeria!

delan40:
Try and install CCTV codedly without telling anyone, the thief might be someone close to you.

Install a cctv in a farm not fenced where aboki iron condemned are on the prowl?do you even think the thief won't also see the cctv?a chemist(pharmacy)store which also doubled as a mall was robbed in my former town of abode even one of the 2 cctv installed were carted away with large goods!

Maybe it was because the 2nd cctv where it was fixed wasn't visible to audience was why it wasn't stolen too.

Sagacity10:
It's around 145k - 180k max. Which state are you..? Kindly check solar stores around you.
Am I Ogun state if that's where u are

Don't even try installing a cctv camera in your farm a farm not in your own compound (place of abode and not fenced)? the thief will steal it and still steal your farm produce with it let aboki iron condemn touch it first

Try that syrup bottle filled with sand tied with red rope a nairalander mentioned in the first page and you can also use empty snail shells tied with red rope and palm oil sprinkled on them too

Do what that commenter on the first page wrote tie syrup bottles filled with sand with a red rope and also add palm oil on it the thief will avoid your farm thinking it's juju ciao!!

Osanoghodua1:
Some people don't know how to check chats and are not aggressive social media users. My wife may go 2 months without checking her chats. If someone loves you, they will check your chats at the end of the daily job. Mind you her job may be too demanding for social media responses.

no matter how demanding her job is after all when she gets home she will see the chats she could still reply in the evening time and what of weekends when she is at home?even when I was teaching in a private school with their tight schedule wasn't I still chatting and replying chats?thank God you said your wife don't reply chats that is your wife you can still see her everyday in your house and you know she isn't doing it on purpose but this guy hasn't been married to this girl and they don't live together so how do you want him to feel?

Chatting is even easier now what with the prediction or is it precition setting where before you even type a word finish your phone will suggest the final word for you what of voice note and watsapp voice calls? my man does voice notes and voice calls with me when he is so busy with his real estate job.

Funny enough if this guy is finally married he may not even chat with his wife for days because he knows they will always end up in the same space at the close of the day it's because they aren't yet together finally that's why I understand that feeling a person who loves and values you will always create time for communications!!

Goodmarlian:
I am just tired of this my girls approach towards our relationship,this girl is good ,well behaved and has a good job shes doing at hand but the problem I have with her is that she barely picks my calls or reply chats don't get me wrong we talk so very well offline we can gist for long and all that but we are no longer together forget it she will never reply my chats or calls
I have complained a lot about this to her she will apologize but still continue now I think it either she doesn't really like me as I think or she just want to weaponise communication I just want to continue with the relationship for fun while a find someone else who is ready and prioritizes me for marriage ,I see poor communication as a huge red flag .

If you just want to continue the relationship for fun while you find someone else who is ready and prioritizes you for marriage
then you don't need to seek for advice again nah just be rolling with her and leading her on until you find someone else if a man or a woman really values you he/she will always make time to chat with you no matter how tight their schedule is no job that can be busier than factory workers,bank workers ad private school teachers yet they still fund time to chat with their loved ones!

I even prefer chatting with someone than calls because during that calling time frame I may not have much to say.That girl has her main boyfriend you are just the side rooster me that I even love my guy to be chatting with me everytime even if she is mostly not online when you are on watsapp or Facebook still she will see your chats when she logs in and she can reply them.

QuinQQ:
How do you know when this factory closed?? My friend there are thousands of small and medium scale manufacturers that closed because of China



Because no matter how cheap you make it (ceramics in this case) they'll make it cheaper with their slave wages and currency manipulation!
Or they'll sell it for practically nothing (dumping) till the local competitor goes out of business!



Yeeees
China is a huge part of it. All the small and medium scale manufacturers have been forced to close

when china wasn't even producing anything and we were importing from Japan,Germany,the USSR, etc where they weren't using slave labours(sweat shops)slave wages were imported goods still not more cheaper than the nigerian made ones?Nigerians are naturally greedy opportunistic and are extortionist they over place price on goods imagine an Innoson car made and all the parts sourced locally still costlier than a Toyota car imported which is even more durable,last longing than Innoson whereas the toyota import duty,excise duty, tax duty have been paid on it before getting to nigeria yet still cheaper.

Locally made footwears are costlier than the imported ones be it imported from China,Dubai,Turkey,USA,Uk etc same with rice grown in Nigeria which is tasteless, not delicious and stony yet more costlier than an imported one every nigerian wants to outsmart,obtain and exploit each other be it the poor, wealthy,the manufacturer,the wholesalers and retailers they all the same very cruel yet we blame the government.

Go and see how the wholesalers and the retailers reap off the farmers e.g the corn sellers and garri producers that is why I laughed when the government said they want to ban the importation of solar panels and want it to be made in Nigeria let them do it if the common man will be able to afford it again!

Hungrychicken:
It’s the government’s fault 💯
If it was a functioning system, the people wouldn’t be search for illogical ways to make money and survive another day.

You can’t find the rich government folks falling for these type of scams, why is that?

In as much as I detest apc and our other crops of politicians policy of impoverishing the masses and the economic decline through inflation still I can tell the government has no hand in this because a country with a greedy people will exist even if their economy is booming even during president jonathan,and yar adua's tenure there was ponzi scheme which few of my friends fell for was the economy not better then?mmm crashed in mid 2016 buhari stringent measures of encumbering masses with hardship hadn't really taken root then self.

Even white people also fall for ponzi scheme read on opera mini news early this year where a Russian fraudster(ponzi operator)and his wife were murdered in a cave in Dubai they were on vacation and sight seeing can't really recall if they were murdered in the cave or their corpses were thrown in it only they were found there after searching for them for almost a week with their corpses decomposed because of Dubai immense heat and high humidity they had really scammed Americans, Russians,British and other many European people of their hard earned money and were ballers,kept creating different Ponzi schemes after another,were on the run as the Russian government even had a bounty on them it was like they sought refuge in Ukraine or Georgia I can't remember precisely now,owned yachts and fast luxurious cars from the fraud!!


If it's because of economic woes then Nigerians shouldn't even be investing in ponzi scheme since improverished people won't even have that kind of money to begin with is it people who live from pay check to pay check that will have 2.5 million to put in a ponzi scheme?so you see Nigerian are just greedy,not content with what they have and loves fast and easy money it's even the well to do that get scammed by the scheme!

Maybe na my stinginess no make me to dey fall for any ponzi scheme sha anything that involves me parting with my hard earned money first never will I do it even the 2 times I played baba ijebu betting game I only used 200 naira

But how do people relish consuming an animal who is neither a bird or a rat,who eats and defecates from this same organ(the mouth)I am sure that's why it harbours all the incurable diseases of this world it also transfer it's diseases to pigs because colonies of bats are always hovering around pig farms infact sars and corona virus were contracted by farmers from pig farms and slaughter houses in chin and hong Kong guess who was the primary host who infected the pig by dropping half eaten fruit for the pig?a bat I read the epidemic story right from the index case (the first human sufferer)also watched movies telling the stories e.g contagion

Bats need to go extinct what they do in the ecosystem snakes,iguanas,owls,hawks eagles,carrions also does it afterall dodo birds,saber toothed tigers,etc have been extinct for almost 400 years now and still the world is continuing

Moreover Asians and Africans should stop eating every disgusting animals that of china,Thailand,honkong can still be tolerated because they are overpopulated but what of Guinea and DRC own although if Nigeria don't curb their excessive and incessant birth rate every poor Nigerians will start consuming bat meats too which may further spread more deadly viral diseases Thailand even serves it as pepper soup meats in their restaurants!!

BRATISLAVA:
Ecosystem imbalance.

Otherwise you are right. Bats must be prehistoric. They have all manner of terrible diseases in their bodies that come from who knows where.

Africans should be educated against bat consumption. Chinese, too.

Even if bats aren't consumed at all they will still taransmit their incurable diseases to man because they leave quarterly eaten fruits left hanging on the trees which humans can pluck to eat and most of their half eaten fruits can be consumed by monkeys,pangolins,snakes and squirrels which men also eat so the viral diseases can jump species to these other mentioned animals to men.

I wonder if hiv wasn't first gotten from bats then transmitted to apes(chimpanzee)then transmitted to man because all the incurable, deadly viral diseases in these world bats are it's natural hosts and incubators and the diseases don't kill them so all bats in this world needs to be gotten rid of how I hate that creature!what is even it essence self? nobody should tell me they are part of the ecosystem and they get rid of rodents like rats ,mice etc because snakes,salamanders,owls and other birds of prey also does that!
and many past animals have been extinct and still the world is still continuing!

You need to see how many they are in oau(obafemi awolowo university) campus.

Kingrshd3:
We're can one get that ?

From attachments,weavon and make up sellers or hairdressers

buy colourless nail hardener (curtex) from people who sell make up and attachment be applying it on your fingers but tell them you want to buy curtex or paint for nails o if you call it nail hardener they will tell you they don't have.It hardens your nail so it will even make it harder to bite and your finger nails will taste bitter too!

That was the remedy my aunt used in stopping my cousin from biting his finger nails it shouldn't cost more than 450-500 naira.

How is that even possible? corn that is even a seasonal crop in Nigeria when it isn't even akara that can be fried all through the year.

Mrexcell:
Very good question the beneficiaries of appointments like these are still the ones that always claim that igbos hardly give political appointments to other tribes.

It's a federal government job he was just posted to Enugu though

TheStoriesOfMan:
"Similarly, you might have heard of rat droppings being ‘allowed’ in cereal and grain products. This rumor is unfortunately based on reality.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) does have established ‘defect action levels’ for contaminants like rodent filth, acknowledging that it is not possible to completely remove all natural defects during food production.

While any amount is unpleasant, the acceptable levels for rodent contamination (including feces) vary by food product. Here are a few examples:

Wheat —The FDA allows an average of up to 9 rodent poop pellets per kilogram (roughly 4 pellets per pound).

Coffee Beans — Coffee beans are allowed to contain up to 10 milligrams of animal poop per pound.

Other foods — The FDA’s Food Defect Levels Handbook referenced above outlines specific, low-level allowances for various foods to ensure they are, as much as possible, free from filth.

These standards are in place because low levels of these contaminants are considered unavoidable, even with good manufacturing practices. The levels are set based on what is practical, not necessarily because they are entirely harmless, but they are not generally considered a health hazard at these minimum, regulated amounts.

Coffee beans, in addition to allowable animal poop noted above, are permitted to contain “acceptable” amounts of rodent hairs and insect and mammalian feces in specified amounts.

You’ll find a long list of acceptable “defect levels” by scanning the FDA’s handbook."

https://www.sdstandardnow.com/home/eaten-any-mouse-excrement-lately-some-of-the-creepy-stuff-the-fda-allows-into-our-food

do those American manufacturers intentionally allow rat and other mammalian poops,hairs and insects into their food or it is accidental and an oversight?and here I was thinking whites are more cleaner and healthier than Africans what sort of wickedness is that? Nigerians adulterated goods producers still dey learn wickedness for where american producers dey

I once read somewhere 4 years ago that many canned and manufactured foods produced in china are heavily contaminated infact I read tofu,and mushrooms are soaked and cured with human poops in a laboratory with cauliflower and watercress grown with human poop even corned beef I read it was produced with human flesh from there I swore never to buy any edible products from china.

But bricklayers aren't poor anymore though the bricklayers I know here have all buipt houses whereas so many civil servants haven't though their money can't be compared to that of politics own

Amovingman:
Hope women on nairaland can follow your wife footsteps for their husband or boyfriend

can never even be in her shoes in the first place will never be with a man who keeps producing kids he can't cater for

You can't afford more than N300 akara yet you are breeding like rabbits for this tinubuconomy even very wealthy men don't have more than 3 kids don't go and do vasectomy and let your wife go for implant contraceptives it is free in general hospitals and health centers.

Thruth is bitter look at your phone's camera in 2026 very blurry aren't you fed up of poverty? imagine cursing your wife because of 300 akara and the woman even still even want to sleep with you? tufiakwa!! no go double your hustle!

Northsouth:
Before, na Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba

But now fulani from niger republic don take Hausa out of the equation.

I even like as Tinubu brought Hausa man to be vice president.
Because Dem don nearly wan commont Dem from equation before
But be that as it may
Igbo too deserves the presidency
But Nigeria is not one

And Nigerians en
Una get Fulani entering the country illegally from niger republic and causing banditary and terrorism problem for una, una no do illegal migrants must go

Na south Africa own Dem dey see

Ah no know when Nigerians go free from their nonsense and misplaced emotions

But anyway Tinubu no deserve reelection.
And Nigeria needs to disintegrate and divide into smaller Nations with speaking one language

shettima is not a hausa but a kanuri man

Thiefobi1:
My man, the account was set-up secretly four years into his eight years tenure.

Your point can only be valid if it was set-up before he ascend the governorship position.

Furthermore he invested state funds in his bank of interest, which is a criminal offense.


Obi is not a man of integrity.

I am a yoruba from ekiti state but even if obi truly looted anambra fund and invested it into pandora account and built hero beer which I doubted it he isn't worst and corrupt than tinubu or buhari who also looted and kept it in his son's and daughters accounts infact while buhari was a military head of state his son in-law looted his ministry fund, stashed it into a foreign account ,was caught yet he wasn't punished but fela who never looted but because he spent his dollars and pounds he made from his world tour was imprisoned for it because there was a decree made on austerity measures then.Funny there wasn't how fela could have changed the currency to naira then as he just got back from abroad and banks weren't doing that buhari as biased and flawed as he was then was still voted twice(8 years) as a civilian president.

Is it tinubu that isn't corrupt the crude oil refinery in malta who owns it?alpaha beta,eko Atlantic who owns?from which funds did he get the money to establish it ?so obi is as flawed as tinubu,buhari,obj and Jonathan were and yet they were given a chance to preside over nigeria why dont we also vote him(obi) in 2027 and if he doesn't perform to our expectation we can vote him out after 4 years I first heard of obi from a neighbourhood friend a guy in 2016 at ikole ekiti I do go to their office (ministry of community development) to peddle my goods he did his Nysc in Anambra state and he regaled me tales of obis frugality and management that he(obi) stopped convoys of cars moving with him everytime so there won't be wastage of funds on fuel same with when Obasanjo as the president then did state visit to akwa as he did to all the 36 state p.o refused lodging obj in an hotel and made him reside in the state government house for that 3 days visit that why should he waste meagre funds on hotel lodging when there are comfortable rooms in the government house with beddings? whereas other state governors bereft of prudent living and management would have blown the funds away on lodgings obj never even stayed for 3 days even as he proposed staying for 4 days before many tales of obi frugality i can't list here!

I doubted it at first then but he told me why should he lie? he served in akwa and this guy said this years back when obi never even thought of contesting for president that we could have said maybe the guy was just lying to sway voters opinion favourably for obi at least even with obj dubious ways he can vouch for obi with that and I am sure it was part of why he(obj) supported obi in 2022.I prefer a stingy president who will alleviate the masses burden,better the economy, provide security than a generous president that you claim like tinubu who will do the opposite afterall it isn't as if the generous tinubu has shared part of his looted funds with you and I it's only him and his family members and cronies that are eating everything!!

I am not for the president must come for my tribe but any tribe who can turn around Nigeria we should not make the peanut we receive now destroy our tomorrow trust me even if obi looted it will be a fraction of what buhari and tinubu is still looting today and even if you call obi biased and tribalistic do you know it isn't different from what tinubu is doing today?removing subsidy which is the only benefit the masses gets from the government with no means of cushioning the effects closure of the ogun,/Benin republic border and forcing us to eat stone rice and scarcity of other commodities when they aren't being manufactured in Nigeria at the moment


though tinubu can't be solely blamed for that because his state governors too are inept,corrupt and clueless but do you know if tinubu wasn't that inept himself he would have sanctioned the governors embezzling their state subsidy grants?it is just like a father who is a chain smoker also involved in doing all types of drugs(weeds,Arizona,skunk,cocaine, heroine etc)if he catches his son smoking just a stick of cigarette do you know he won't be able to chatise him seriously,loudly and publicly? e je ki a ronu oo.

doncartel:
There was a rumor that Atiku is also into this and gets many benefits from this practice

Same with that slapping senator Elisha/isyaku abboh I read he contracted hiv from the practice self and he is also from atiku home state

benardtotti:
This is why I said you are an olodo , no country in the world tries to end its informal sector , even china that your obi loves to pontificate about has 60% of its gdp tied to the informal small and medium business.

Haba ! The way you guys try to build castles in the air about industrialiation or diversifyg the economy is very amusing.

You guys lack pragmatism.

You have been calling commenters olodo here from the first page yet you haven't been banned yet I who didn't use any insultive words my comment was deleted and I was banned for a short while the mod should continue to be biased and how come you can't make a statement or reply without insults?

AMI3:
Do u know that in some culture if your inlaw offer u food and u reject it, it is a sign of disrespect?

How will u feel if your husband to be refused to eat ' iru' that spice that smell so bad or refuse to eat your food because you use broom to steer your soup and this is what your mummy thought you with.

People eat lizard, people eat snake and people eat dog all those animals are what other culture dislike.

My native food is pounded Yam,egusiand sorrel(isapa)that leaves used for zobo drink the yellow one stew but neither would we serve a would be in-law that on his/her first day of visit instead we will serve rice to be on the safer side and fish or beef as protein I don't think there is any Nigerian tribe that doesn't eat that since none of us married from outside the western tribe no need to fear using locust beans(iru)in stew or cooking ewedu

Even when my male cousin married from Ibadan Amala and ewedu wasn't served to him jollof rice was.dried edible worms/caterpillars gotten from tree bark amd grasshoppers are also eaten as delicacies in vegetable stew and isapa(hibiscus/sorrel)stew why didn't we serve our In-laws that?

wisdom is profitable to direction I don't eat tuwo masara I was served by my parents In-law I declined it because I had already eaten before I left home even if I hadn't I wouldn't have taken it because I wouldn't have been okay throughout that day and they were yorubas too

Chris225:
Omo 1 whole cow is expensive oo

If a cow will be slaughtered in a yoruba wedding the expenses will be shared between the 2 marriage intending in-laws although the groom will carry the larger Sharee except he wants to buy it alone of his free will and it will never be included in a bride's list even the goat is of the groom's will my sister has wedded and never was a goat included in her bride price same with my brother only my sister's husband chose to provide the goat himself that bride list is from a typical slef centered osun state family not representable of the whole Yoruba bride list or maybe it's because we are ekiti sub tribe sha.

A whole cow in this economy?and even crates of maltina,five alive etc na so hunger finish them reach?when my brother was doing his wedding in 2021 the brides family didn't even include basket of fruits and asked for cow fee but it was my parents who insisted on buying fruits and also contributing larger share of the cows fee that why will they want to go take a wife for their son and won't take fruits along? they(my parents) even wanted to buy the cow alone the brides family disagreed and it wasn't as if they were even wealthy.

People should place their selves on higher pedestals not debasing theirselves by potraying their lack and hunger!

yemmit90:
Lolz, so when you did your own, you and your people just carried battalion of guests go chop withiout dropping Kobo for bride family? We have done six weddings so far in recent time in my family, I also have so many people who has done wedding that I attended, and that is the same way all went through. The last one we did, bride father is even a rich person but the groom still gave cow, bought atires for bride parent and rented hall.

I've never seen where groom and his people will just take only dowry and bride items to weeding hall withiout contributing anything to the process on bride side.

The brides parents clothes will be bought by the bride alone or the expenses be shared by the 2 couples it won't fall on the groom alone no matter how poor the groom's parents are same with the cow but if the groom wishes to buy the cow alone he won't be disuaded.

So what will the brides family now spend on their daughter? when all the expenses are shouldered by the groom?that is exploitation, greed and lack of dignity on the bride's side of the family maybe you have been meeting greedy in-laws how are they now different from the eastern side we say their marriage is expensive even there the groom don't buy the cow and almost all the brides house hold utensils and requirements for marital life are purchased by the bride's family.

That's not a typical yoruba bride list what is maltina,five alive,coke, doing in eru iyawo?or na ebina I never chop family dem be? it's the brides family who will get that to entertain the groom's families and her guests.And that shouldn't be included in the bride price and items given to the husband to be!

Even the cow fee will be shared between the 2 families and if the husband's family is well to do he can shoulder the purchase of the cow alone but it will never be included in the brides lists when did osun sub tribe of yoruba start potraying hunger? imagine almost half of the items on the list are edibles my brother married in 2021 to an ilesa osun state girl and never was he asked to buy a goat nor a cattle.

My younger sister getting married in ekiti on december in bride's list there wasn't anywhere a goat,cattle,malt,soft drinks,five alive or chivita were included in it,Yes the groom's family is supplying the cow but no time or no where was he forced to shoulder the responsibility alone.