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PoliticsRe: Osaki Diri Electrocuted While Answering Call With His Charging Phone (Pictures) by Umar1968: 12:18pm On Oct 16, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
I can bet my balls it is one of those dump shit transsion phone

I can bet my balls iPhone and Samsung won't do that
Those sagging balls?
TravelRe: Sevis Fee Increased From $200 To $350, SEVP Annouces Changes To Program Fees by Umar1968: 11:42am On Oct 11, 2021
Good day Walspring, I had seen a lot of references to you regarding SEVIS Fees payment, Please how can I directly get across to you, I need to make a SEVIS payment. Thanks. @Umar1968
CrimeRe: Delta: Gunmen Assassinate Man In His Car In Broad Daylight (Disturbing Photos) by Umar1968: 3:37pm On Feb 01, 2021
hardcore007:
This level of insecurity in naija is something else
Or do you mean level of insecurity in north?
RomanceRe: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Umar1968: 3:25pm On Feb 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....
Men and pussy.....may his soul rest in peace
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son.....
The body of a woman is like
heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul And purgatory for the wallet ..
I thought he was done..then he called me again son....
Four things destroy a man easily...they are
1) greed
2) Pride
3)anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX

And remember son....when you banging a girl ...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop....
Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...
You grandfather would have been speaking out of experience! And he was a real niggerr!
CelebritiesRe: Larry King Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by Umar1968: 6:56pm On Jan 23, 2021
kolafolabi:
R.I.P Larry.
He came, he saw and he conquered.
And conquered by the claws of the ultimate conquerer!
CareerRe: Which Course Is More Lucrative To Study In Nigeria? by Umar1968: 6:37pm On Jan 20, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Computer science anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

You can be a programmer...

If programming nor work
Then bombing will be easy for you... or you can do the two simultaneously or rather concurrently
That is my programming room....first picture
And the second picture is my satum( inner room where you bomb and huzzle)
I only use my MacBook pro for bombing...
N Damn Niggar, Yahoo Yahoo on my mind. Lols
ProgrammingRe: Why People Always Think Those That Make Use Of Laptop Are Into Fraud? by Umar1968: 9:50pm On Jan 18, 2021
studentofTruth:
It's always painful seeing one's reputation dragged in the mud. I'm sure you won't like to be tagged an armed robber in your community. It doesn't take much for a lot people to believe it, and don't joke with the power stupid people in large numbers
Where ignorance is bliss it's folly to be wise!
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Swallows Cocaine Capsules In Mumbai, India When Confronted By NCB by Umar1968: 4:55pm On Jan 18, 2021
YOUNGELDER1:
Why always them? cry
Because they believed that you either get rich or die trying!
FamilyRe: Man Marries Dead Woman With N2,000 Bride Price In Bauchi by Umar1968: 4:09pm On Jan 18, 2021
SilverNorGold:
This is WHY I LOVE Northerners... They are extremely loyal, even in death...

Once they give you their word, they guard it jealously like the ancient gods...
And with the fury of the sword... Overcoming all impediments; and against all odds.. Until the fruits of loyalty ripen in their pots of gourds...

God bless the Northerners...
God bless all patriotic Nigerians.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Allahumma Amin Ya Rabbi!
ProgrammingRe: Why People Always Think Those That Make Use Of Laptop Are Into Fraud? by Umar1968: 4:03pm On Jan 18, 2021
chinavs9ja:
Good evening, I wrote this because I am just tired to keep explaining the kind of work laptop does to people around.

Why is it that people always think negatively about those using Laptop? I am a programmer that work remotely from home but whenever people come around the first thing they ask is "Am I also into yahoo?" I will have to sit them down to start explaining what programming job entails.

Honestly, it is really frustrating! Please why did people usually have this negative thought to those innocent programmers doing their legit job?
You knew who you're, you also knew what you do I don't think you owe anyone an explanation!
RomanceRe: Bae Lewis Claims She Dated Dangote In 2019 And He Broke Her Heart by Umar1968: 12:33pm On Jan 01, 2021
Tolexander:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12921936_149f38cff85544b195cba2c6ebc3b9f6_jpeg_jpege608c5ef4d2147f0c64679a7c976a16c

Above is her picture

Omo!

E be like say this won’t carry overload for her back seat o. So this is what Dangote saw?
Okay check this pic out'

CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Mother And Child In Benue (Disturbing Photos) by Umar1968: 10:25am On Dec 29, 2020
AfroMighty:
So people are now potential corpses up there in the North now?
What do mean in the north? It's happen elsewhere in Nigeria. Unfortunately nowhere in the country is absolutely secure.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Christmas Celebration In Badagry In 1923 by Umar1968: 5:53pm On Dec 26, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Damn nigger is not right at all!
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Offers Garba Shehu N7.8m To Sleep In Borno For A Night. He Reacts by Umar1968: 5:09pm On Dec 23, 2020
The offers is attractive I suggest that he take it.

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