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Don't u guys know this is a new government where cheating is not tolerated ?

This is ur last warning.

#Change

#Peace

Alhamdulillah


Now that Buhari has won Jonathan , will Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does?
This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.

Examples of her "award winning speeches" include:

1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.

3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.

4- * My fellow widows.

5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.

6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.

7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.

8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.

9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.

10- * Na only you waka come?

11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing"

12- * diaris God o...

13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.

14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?

Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by sharing this with all your friends.

Don't laugh alone.
Can Buhari's wife make us laugh like first lady Dame Patience?

Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis message "we are reading" "diaris god o".

#Change is here.

FFK my man

He thought he was still in GEJ's tenure that he can open his stinking gutter and say all he wants.
Well, things are different now.

#Change is here.

Wat

Grammar don die be dat..


The guy be like:

Pay corpers their monthly allowances, they are in a state of 'Afulagafua'

DivideUs:
if elected GMB will make her minister for women affairs, you will still get your good dose of entertainment

He wont dare make that mistake.

Me am just hoping he should award her scholarship to study English or Theatre Arts at Federal University Otueke.

247notire:
I'm sorry for you man. And ur somebody's bf and future hubby...

Thanks man, buh did I do something wrong?

Faraidi:
fool, that woman is more clever than illiterate buhari. Just be ready to cry with with buhari

Thanks for the insult.

#Peace.

By all indications #Buhari is winning this Election.

Now my question is:

If Buhari should win Jonathan, will Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does?
This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.

Examples of her "award winning speeches" include:

1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.

3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.

4- * My fellow widows.

5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.

6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.

7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.

8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.

9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.

10- * Na only you waka come?

11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing"

12- * diaris God o...

13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.

14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?
Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by sharing this with all your contacts.


Can Buhari's wife make us laugh like first lady Dame Patience?

Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis message "we are reading" "diaris god o".


#Change all the Way.

Vote not Fight
Election no be War

#iRepChange.

Buhari has already won God Willing.


#Babanowthatyouarethere prove to them that stealing is corruption.

#Babanowthatyouarethere be the one to know and not America.

#Babanowthatyouarethere please revive our lost dignity.

#Babanowthatyouarethere show them that good leadership does not depend on ur degrees.

#Babanowthatyouarethere Please do not disappoint us.

Wat

Stella Odua again?
Had it been it is under Jonathan it could have been worse.

Thank God now it is the No nonsense General

#GMB all the way

We are gonna make it by the Grace of God.

#TeamChange.

With all that

#GMB all the way

Vote not Fight.
Election no be war.
#iRepChange.

#Peace.

Eeeh oooo
Some people sha...they find reasons to quarrel even in matters not worth it.

R.I.P

In his wildest dream.

#General Muhammadu Buhari_GCFR

Holudamsel:
An inec official

Oh thanks..by d way, u luk beauriful.

Thank God

Just go straight to the point mr. Inec and say it;
Buhari will be officially announced as the President elect today.

#Peace

Na now u know ?
That made u the most useless among them.

#GMB all the way.

A word is enough for d wise.

#Peace

Victory is ours
#Change

Beesluv:
Tell me something

Lol..anything.

What did this Abati think we are...fools?

According to him:

'So far the only announced concluded official result from anywhere is from Ekiti State'

'A resounding victory for President Jonathan!
Don't be fooled or panic. We say thank you'


See this guy, because it's in their favour he made it the only official result released.

Continue deceiving yourselves, it won't be long that you would know your fate.

#GMB to Aso Rock.
#GEJ to Otueke.

U said it ur self

SmartAlex:
Jonathan isn't the change.
GEJ till 2015

Victory is for the General.

#Peace

Meaning wat....Rigging?
Oh no, far from it..our eyes don open finish now.

#Change we desire
#Change we will get by d Grace of God.

The good people of Bauchi do the needful, ur vote is ur weapon, it's ur double edged sword for fighting corruption and cluelessness.

#Do it for GMB
#Do it for ur unborn children
#Do it for the sake of humanity
#Do it for Nigeria.

#Mu kasa, mu tsare, mu raka.#

Change is here.

Yes oo.

The long anticipated #Change is here

#GMB all the way.

Say no to fake Transformation.
Say no to fake Fresh Air.
Say no Corruption.

#iRepChange.

Alhamdulillah.

Keep the likes and shares rolling for the winning team.

#GMB all the way.

Na new thing ?

The hurricane of #Change is already blowing.

Beesluv:
Uku

That's 'three (3)' in Hausa Language.