₦airaland Forum

ilovecritics:
Chai

Just imagining things

Corrupt mind

cocokiller1:
they've released them olready
al jezebel nd their silly rants
y ddnt u hold ur reporters in place
make dem go isis stronghold go try dat stunt dy jst pulled in naija na

Dem no fit...ah swear

kastonkastrol:
the Nigeria military should release those journalists ASAP. We don't want any mainstream media that will lunch silly propaganda against the incoming government of Buhari

Those living in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. If their journalists were not detained do u think they will air any propaganda against ur government?
(according to what u said)

Back to the topic:

I think the journalist should be investigated if they are found guilty of any offence they should face the penalties and if not they should be released - simple.

justi4jesu:
Brilliant Chap Atleast her paper wasn't submitted empty na.

She better submit an empty sheet than write this crap.

petitmonde:
He will do his best!
Two of the major problems of ds country are bad leadership and corrupotion.incidentally buahri has been known for his good leadership and stance against corruption which he emphatically stressed during campaign.

It is 'corruption' bro.

Flets:
No single individual is capable of changing Nigeria.

We all must join hands to change Nigeria and the trigger can only be structural changes. One clear option is implementation of true federalism in this country to promote ingenuity in value creation and healthy competition across the regions.

Until then, am still laughing at the change agents and ignorant Nigerians.

U have said it all bro...
@The bolded, let's give them the benefit of doubt and see.

Is that wat u think ?


Well I don't think so, going by his past records especially on corruption I think we would experience some changes.

But at the end of the day we shouldn't expect him to transform Nigeria into some Paris-like country during his short stay in office.

But atleast we should try and be optimistic irrespective of our party inclinations.

Who doesn't want to be in the Winning Team?

Mean while:


I board bike, I tell the Hausa guy.
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba".
He say make I no bother pay.
After I go Mai suya, I ordered for suya. I
tell am "Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba"...
He say make I leave money. I was very
happy.
After the Hausa guy polished my shoes.
I said Sai Buhari.. He replied by gnashing
his teeth... Sai Baba.
He said : ma Northerner leave money... I smiled
Then I go Mai Shai. I tell am same thing he
say "Confidence leave money"....
WhaooO!!!
Seems it's working........I am getting things
free just by saying Sai Baba or Sai Buhari
I can't wait to go to this my Hausa car
dealer in Benin tomorrow and do the
same thing to get a free Jeep or maybe
toyota Venza from him too.
Even this hausa girls for my street are mine now..

That's good to know..




In other news:

See amazing calculations:

APC=15424921 votes,
PDP=12853162 votes,
1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1= 28 1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2= 28.

Hence APC=28, PDP=28.

Date of election = 28.

Let's do mathematical analysis from d above data.

Now APC - PDP= 15424921-12853162= 2571759.

Then 2+5+7+1+7+5+9=36 and 36 are the number of states we have in the country.

Have ever thought why God destined this election postponement? That's one of the hidden secrets. Somethings are even beyond our comprehension.

God is indeed wonderful!

Amara25god:
chain...it feels good to be back from the fucking ban....




meanwhile


who letter won the presidential election??

Bros dis one wey u dey ask who won d election na for kiri-kiri dem put u ni??

stwazobia:
E go start from your village.. you rapist.

Let him even start frm my house I don't care, but mark you no matter how long it takes he will reach ur hide out.

@bolded: I won't insult u, I wasn't raised in d streets so I do have home training

Him own don land

D guy b like: I wan do d last one b4 Buhari assume office.

We should shun ritualism/blood money (or wateva u chose to call it) cos there is nothing to show for it, it just destroy d human in u.

Say no to Rituals.
Stay safe.

Serves him right.

Maintain lead as in how exactly [sup][/sup]?

Nigerians ain't just satisfied with what he is doing, nothing more nothing less.

Raiders:
Really nice. We are going to miss you mama peace. You are one of the most funny first lady in Nigeria history. Thank you for all the jokes you gave to Nigerians that made us laugh

You mean jokes like this:

They gave us result from the north with a very wide margin and figure almost 2million plus ..now i ask myself WHAT EXACTLY HAS BOKOHARAM BEEN KILLING?

Chai diaris goduooooo..

The game has started.

Seven (7) Things You Don't Know About Jega.


1. Jega was born on 11 January 1957 in Jega, Kebbi State.

2. He graduated from the Ahmadu Bello University Zaria‘s Bayero University College, Kano in  in 1979 with a Second Class Upper Division BSc degree in Political Science.

3. He won a fellowship at Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois in the United States (1981–1984) where he bagged an MA and  PhD in Political Sciences. He later returned to the Political Science Department in Bayero University in 1984 as a lecturer where he rose to become a professor.

4. He was president of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) during the military regime of General Ibrahim Babangida. 

5. Jega was appointed a member of the Justice Mohammed Uwais Electoral Reform Committee, that produced a widely hailed report on 11 December 2008.

6. He was the Vice Chancellor of Bayero University, Kano from 2005 to 2010.

7. He was nominated and appointed INEC chairman on June 8,2010.

TolaniLuv:
Smoking weed and being a father has nothing attached whatsoever bro..

Is smoking weed a good or bad thing?

That's my ex-presido, laying example to other leaders since 1881BB (Before Buhari)

Ezyp:
I heard its 20 THOUSAND NAIRA for a start....so my brother no need to apply

20k my foot. Wil b better if I just laminate my certificate put am under my pillow so dat every night b4 goin to bed i'll just luk at it and wen I wake up too...

Do u say NTA abi na MTN ??

Chevron.. how much are they paying?

tammie24:
What's Nijeriya
It's NIGERIA!
#certificateless illiterate

Thanks for the Insult.

#Peace.

No be Nigerians? Na today dem start?

No worry Buhari go chase all of una wey think u are safe (even dos outside naija).

SEE THE RECORDED CONVERSATION BETWEEN GOODLUCK JONATHAN & BUHARI...

Jonathan: Helo Sir
Buhari: yeah? Helo who is this?

Jonathan: haha..baba, u no get my number again?
Buhari: I'm sorry, I don't have your number... so who am I speaking with?

Jonathan: hmmm... Oga o, na so life be? OK i am Goodluck Jonathan
Buhari: hahaha....mabinu aburo, how tinz now, u dey watch channels TV?

Jonathan: I dy watch am jhare. Me don know say I no fit win b4 now
Buhari: yes brother... Change is inevitable

Jonathan: such is life,
Buhari: abi

Jonathan: Amen. I just call to congratulate you sir
Buhari: congratulate me Hmmm...something is fishy

Jonathan: haha, nothing now.

Remember I congratulated Aregbesola, Ajumobi, Amosun, and other APC gov when they won
Buhari: oooh.... I see, how is mama peace

Jonathan: she dey ooo... She don dy pack load small small
Buhari: haha.. Y the rush, time still they now

Jonathan: no time jorrhh
Buhari: OK...but will u like a prison in Abuja or Bayelsa?

Jonathan: Ha daddy! That's why I called you... Abeg. I no wan go prison
Buhari: guy forget that tin...ur prison sure.

No worry, no b only u go go... FFK go follow, Fayose go join, even Gani Adams, mama peace, Ngozi, Stella odua...

so don't worry too much, the place will not be boring

Jonathan: abeq now....

MTN: your call credit has been exhausted and your call terminated, you can borrow airtime from MTN.

Dial *606# to check if you can use the service or load a recharge card...

WELCOME TO THE MONTH OF APRIL...

isan:
shoro ni'yen

Chan ta kwale ma ka, chan da yawar ka dan renin hankali

Heheheheh

Is this the Mama Peace I know or is another one?

Ok this this is Mama Peace Before After Election.

The fear of ICC is the beginning of Congratulatory Messages.

Heheheheh

Congrats Baba.

Wimspeter:
You lack manner of approach.

Can u please expantiate?