₦airaland Forum

ritababe:
Why would a woman lie about her virginity?

Are u virgin ?

englishmart:
[b]the way some girls lie eh, honestly I think they should be named "lion"

There was this girl that took me nearly a year to get. The girl plumb die, over bright dey worry her systems .... She's very intelligent and caring.

She always wants me to visit her at her house. (where she stays with her extra large elder brothers, parents and younger ones.) Oboy she want make her people
Forget me for prison?

I kept inviting her to my house, fortunately, she came one fateful day. After much much, I wan taste that natural cake wey God give her.

Oboy, see para. "is this why You've been stalking and disturbing my life? No wonder they say "all guys are the same.." she left my room disgruntled..

after few days of not picking my calls nor replying my messages, she finally called and payed my a surprise visit. (that was when she swore that she's a virgin lol.
I lock up like say she no talk anything..

The matter come tie wrapper when she begin visit frequently.. I now resorted to spending More money just to entertain her. She didn't retire from her claims of being a virgin.

One fateful
Day,(konji attacked her bastardly) na that day I know say konji no get gender inequality..

I smiled in my language the moment I started seeing her moves, (I thanked amadioha for answering my prayers) I knew she needed something made for the gods. I didn't
Hesitate
to dig and see if I would find raw gold. If I hear say no be bucket I see.

I got up immediately, disappointed at what I noticed, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him BSC cert. original copy.
" come o, shey na this borehole wey you carry, naim you dey take form virgin? Ina apu ara? Eni werey?
She come dey claim say na when she dey 12 years, she fell from an okada and landed on a mango tree, on the process one stick come wound her for her kitty.

You dey craze.... Go and tell that to mr ïbu

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Man u are d best.

I luv this

'She come dey claim say na when she dey 12 years, she fell from an okada and landed on a mango tree, on the process one stick come wound her for her kitty'.

ShowYourCertificate:
Buhari is now sounding like the PDP

How ?

Serves him right...ode

The good old days...memories are really sweet.

Did I hear 'Liability'..?

Oh crap!! Why do I even open this thread?

My fellow Nigerians it is time u leave this useless SA and come back home.

Baba don win ,so come back and do your business in your mother land.

That's good of them..

Jazakallahu Khairan

MTN and Shoprite una don enter one chance

Wind don blow..i smell foul nyash

Na only for Naija dis fit happen

Naija I dey hail oo

Eeee ooh

May God deliver us from evil.

After the 2015 general elections, now fashion is trending on Nairaland.

Life goes on.

Who is she abeg ?

I swear I am reading this post inside toilet

For wat reason?

Congrats Massari

APC Change.

Wat is dis Op saying ?

Nice one Op

Eeeee ohhh ..

Voting inside his SUV ?

Oh I forgot he was handicapped .

May d best win

Chai....

Wonders shall never end.

We already vote #Baba in so anybody can enter since he can deal with any small or big 'dan iska'

May the best candidate win shaa.

Wishing u the best of luck #Desmond.

Jimi

The place is too stuffy

Too much noise

People are shunting lines

Some adhoc staffs can't use the card reader

Some card readers charge don drain tey-tey

I've been standing for almost four hours to be accredited

Some APC and PDP agents are fighting



*Lest I forget..am hungry too



Chai.. the list is enless

From Taura L.G Jigawa State.

Chai..

Wetin u no go see or hear for dis life?

Why nah..


My fellow Nigerians please n please #VoteNotFight.

#Election no be war.

Hard luck bro..

Wike! Wike!! Wike!!!
How many times did u call ur name?
Put ur boys to order oo