analice107:

Wait, i shd get out of where Seu.n kept me? Shouldn't you be where he kept you?

Turn to the other side, your mouth smells of Camel Piss.

And, no, i'm not sick, tartar is the one sick with depression.

ibkgab001:
What

BuhariNaWah:
Good morning Nairalanders.
TGIF.

I waited for Friday to make this post, but I don't want it posted as an Islamic thread.

A customer walked up to me, in one of the old generation banks, to inquire if it was possible for him to stop the interests coming into his savings account with my bank.


I asked him why, and he said it was a sin for such funds to come into his account.

It sounded so strange to me.......i have never heard this anywhere.

Even the GMD of my bank is a Muslim.



So I ask you Muslims here.... Is it HARAM?

watchwoman:


I have done what Jesus has commanded which is to love and forgive.

You have done what Mohammed has commanded which is not to take unbelievers for friends and be harsh towards them.

I have chosen the path to follow, you also have chosen yours .Have a blessed day dear.

dahmie2013:
I will rada die, dan join Islam. D only light I see is violence, killing & destruction.

Tolexander:
Nobody is telling you not to practice your religious obligations.
There are sometimes when right things are done at the wrong place and time.

What about practising the religious obligations at the detriment of other people like what happened in Kaduna where ablution was done in front of another believer's shop? Of course there are many places for ablution apart from that place.

watchwoman:

Really, you resort to insults? speaks volume of your character.
Anyways I have forgiven you genuinely from my heart. I love you friend

Originakalokalo:


When Jesus was praying for the disciples, he said "John 17:5

And now, O Father, glorify thou me with thine own self WITH THE GLORY WHICH I HAVE WITH THEE before the world was.

MuttleyLaff:
Good night then my friend

doctimonyeka:
Wow.. This great message of yours sent cold shivers down my spine...




Lord have mercy...

MuttleyLaff:
Glad you know your farts stinks

MuttleyLaff:

GodsMopol:


Its not incantation, shittu

Okay, there are two types of churches .

Not all churches speaks in tongues

If a tongue speaking pastor goes to a non tongue talking church, he might not really have much freedom to speak in tongues

If a pastor comes around me, I can perceive the presence of God around them and I know who he is, if otherwise, I know also, or someone around says it, that's in a spirit filled tongue talking settings

There is one thing about the Holy Spirit, he's one, I can watch a station and I can tell if this man was anointed or not

There is more to speaking in tongues but I really wkdjyi can explain this things

The Bible said, spiritual things are foolishness to the natural man, its like explaining geology to a dentist, he's not cut out for such, and I have quitted the thread

Originakalokalo:



Thomas said...._ " My Lord and my GOD"

Jesus Christ My Lord did not correct him.


The Bible says....And the disciples worshiped him.


24 elders in heaven bowed down and worshiped the Lamb of God who is Jesus.



You guys should stop using this line "show me where Jesus said he is God"

It is no longer working.


We have Evidences of the claim.

More than enough.

Tell me if you want more

MuttleyLaff:
My gender is inconsequential

watchwoman:

furious over a bird that pops on the Kaaba,think again friend

sorextee:
So many pple for here don chop belleful.
If for all things, na bird on top kaaba una dey argue about..

And talking about the kaaba.. I read different stories about how it came to be.

1. That Abraham built it and gave his son Ishmael as a gift.

2. That Abraham ND Ishmael built it together.

3. That when the people of makkah chased Mohammed(SAW) outta their place, he left. And wen d pple of makkah woke up d next day, they saw the kaaba there. Some argued it was MOHAMMED(SAW) who built it at midnight, while some said it fell from d sky.

So now, which one of dem is correct. If the three assumptions aint correct, tell us d real story..

MuttleyLaff:
For all I know you might be chanting incarnation
but if you say so, then I see
and might OK then, add it to my arsenal or collection of weapons

Hmm. Interesting.
Never stop learning. You learn something new every day

I was trained plus learned to be like that

Lesson to learn about inquisitiveness
(i.e. lesson to learn, if you don't ask questions)
He who asks a question is ignorant for a minute.
He who does not ask, remains ignorant for life.

Yes, I do interrogate criminal suspect(s) and all

watchwoman:

I carry matter for head or na you carry matter for head

MuttleyLaff:
I am not familiar with this phrase.
What is morrah?
How do you mean I am killing your morrah?