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Romance / Re: What Do Negros Want Frm White Ladies? by umukorophillip(m): 6:45pm On Jul 30, 2015
blublahd:
Curiosity I guess, but I don't think it is hinged on sex appeal.
Same way a white chic would wonder about a black guy or white guy to black chic.
good to hear that
Romance / Re: What Do Negros Want Frm White Ladies? by umukorophillip(m): 4:09pm On Jul 30, 2015
25omega:
That book was propaganda that a lot of the racist slave owners and sympathizers used to insight violence and hate against the African slaves and free people. There was another research done by another racist person in America who said Marijuana should be made illegal because it makes the black man violent and it especially makes them want to rape white women (if you ever wondered why marijuana is illegal)

any way there are many reasons why different men of different color want a white woman. The person who picks a white woman is free to do that regardless of why. This shouldn't be a question because we are all humans
well u ar right to an extent.
Romance / Re: What Do Negros Want Frm White Ladies? by umukorophillip(m): 1:28pm On Jul 30, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Maybe they want babies with "good hair".

Some white ladies, I suspect, they get involved with black men because they're curious of the big dyck that black men allegedly have.

I don't know if you remember the story of the European woman that went for a visit in Kenya with her very white husband. During the vacation she had an affair with one of the Massai boys & divorced her husband. That was a while ago, but she was quoted as saying that she was curious but the sex wasn't the only thing that made her leave her comfy life to settle for a village cow herder. Mmm, ok. If she says so. People were blasting her, saying she did it for the D.
noted.
Romance / Re: What Do Negros Want Frm White Ladies? by umukorophillip(m): 1:24pm On Jul 30, 2015
[quote author=YourMain post=36424647]Pfffffft no. It's the dream of white women to bang a black man...
Romance / Re: What Do Negros Want Frm White Ladies? by umukorophillip(m): 1:20pm On Jul 30, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Maybe they want babies with "good hair".

Some white ladies, I suspect, they get involved with black men because they're curious of the big dyck that black men allegedly have.

I don't know if you remember the story of the European woman that went for a visit in Kenya with her very white husband. During the vacation she had an affair with one of the Massai boys & divorced her husband. That was a while ago, but she was quoted as saying that she was curious but the sex wasn't the only thing that made her leave her comfy life to settle for a village cow herder. Mmm, ok. If she says so. People were blasting her, saying she did it for the D.
am nt impresssed.some white guys have big dick too.what do u tink?
Romance / What Do Negros Want Frm White Ladies? by umukorophillip(m): 11:33am On Jul 30, 2015
I came in contact with a book with the title " The Black Boy" by Richard Wright, and I was lucky to read it. By and large, wat i discovered abt the book is the American civil war.Bt one arguable thing in the book is the notion of the whiteman that: 'it is the dream of every black guys to Bleep white ladies' Nw I ask is this notion correct?
Literature / The Ghettoization by umukorophillip(m): 5:55am On Jul 24, 2015
Season of rain, it is you agin! It is you again! Season of rain, are you not ashamed of thyself? How cruel are you?!. Just last year you made millions a pitiable homeless; rode hundreds in that torrential pool in Modakeke village. Awu! Season of rain, do you still remember about the little children that were playing in the evening, (in the groov), and suddenly you clapped them in with your hurrican wind in Ogbomosho? Murderer! Listen, their mothers are still bittered as they keep burning incense in their memories in Ile-Ife. What a pity! Harvest of rain, it is you again. Hadly one would forget the pitter-patter and the thunder-clap you brought last year and which you showcased in Ogun . Yet, you are not belleful. Weeping skies, grandmum still adjusting the leaking thatches and, the hearth, still performing the burnt-offering under the rack which atop are kwashiorkored fishes in Okrika. Oh season of rain! How long will you torment the top soil- as obviously as we do see it being eroded by you in Anambra ? And worse, the croaking onomatopoeic of the toads are not melodious to the ear-drum in Ajegule. Yet, you do bring them as your choir. This is serious! Season of rain , how long will you stop to do us a deed that bad? And besides, I wish you know how cold I am while typing this.Spank you!
Politics / The Gothic Of Chinua Achebe Haunts Me by umukorophillip(m): 10:09am On Jun 15, 2015
THE GOTHIC OF CHINUA ACHEBE HAUNTS ME. I'm not an anglicized Ibo man but a Biafran. We all know where the sea of trouble started to unleash a storm at us. Who among you do not know where a masquerade lives? Or, who do not know that Macbeth killed Banquo? Ventriloquism-is for the initiates. A slap of phobophobia in- your-face as evident in phatasmagorical and stereotypical entirety of human naivity . I had seen an empire where thiefs were chiefs. Sure. I had also seen a country where morons were barons. But, I was not impressed.We all know where the rain started to beat us- as soon as we left the subsea imperialism to the onshore of modern slavery. Polemically, the philosophical syllogism,selective eccleticism and subjuctive or suggestive realism are the tripod stands of metaphysics that all mankind must swallow and wallow in. The falibility of the cosmos is a total contretemps. Similarly, the academic catastrophy at a ponderous pace has opened an armageddonistic pandora's box without the proper ritualistic acculturation. This is suicide. Or,rather a genocide.Where is the promise land you once promised,that it would be peopled by pacifists? Because of you I left my pen and papyrus in lieu of sword and bazooka. By and by (soon), we forgot where the sun started to absorb our lamentations. We will fight! This is our chance: our lemon, for lemonade and, apple, for pineapple. Biblically,without faith,no mountain will move to basillica. Pardon me for that biblical objectivity, mr fanatic. Helluvia is for the tribalists.When shall we converge again: in thunder? Or, in lightning? Or, when our bitterness has been sweetened by sugar-coated lips of the ineberate homo-sapiens who call themselves aristotelian politicians.What a hell do they think are they! This is atmospheric massacre.Religious war,why the need for arsenal in lieu of arsenic( KJV)? When Odysseus was in turmoil, then helped Poseidon.But what later happened to the Homeric hero in the eponymous and historic play. Endless voyage, while Talamachus and Anticlea stared at the aegean sea earnestly,like the magi for epiphany.There is realistic idealism that should not be mentioned in passing. Orderly in nature is the microcosm of cosmic totality.The intriguing yawning of Nigerians for confab has become unbecoming,the crinkum crakum of the 6th geo-political deliberations has stired a V-for vendetta within the ambience of the two factions of the National assembly.There are lions in the ASO ROCK who are ready to jumb at any slightest diatribe that concerns regional allocations.Woe betide all atheists! The reason for the devoluton of African presidental system is to water-down colonial import that has been concratized as vanguard for African existentialism.The legislative arm of government is sitting on ivory tower;this is inimical. No doubt. The question is: do we have solution (s) to this political motivated crinkum crankum that has been militating against our once loving and peaceful country? The answer is capital "NO". By and large, African literature and its literatus tend to salvage the imminent society for the sake of the third generation. Soyinkaism,informs the African indigenous literature,which requires a variety of ourhistorical philosophy and more in-depth thinking faculty.Parenthetically,global dehumanization of Africa's descendants was as a result of clandestine tete-รค-tete of our traditional crownship. What an Africa's historicide, a political paraphlegic, a myopic stoicism and pathologic paternalism. Africans, wake up!
Religion / Is It Proper For One To Fart (mess) In A Church, Esp. On Sunday Service by umukorophillip(m): 10:10am On Jun 14, 2015
I have heard people say that toilet is nt for peopl to go and fart bt for faeces. In other words, one can mess anywhere.Now I ask is it right to mess in church?
Culture / Re: Post The Taboo In Your Tribe And Let's See Which Is The Most Hilarious by umukorophillip(m): 10:47am On Jun 05, 2015
jamex93:
Yoruba get plenty

I can't even remember any for now
try to drop one
Culture / Re: Post The Taboo In Your Tribe And Let's See Which Is The Most Hilarious by umukorophillip(m): 10:45am On Jun 05, 2015
CountDracula:
A child must not seat on a upside down mortar
hahahaha
Culture / Post The Taboo In Your Tribe And Let's See Which Is The Most Hilarious by umukorophillip(m): 7:44am On Jun 05, 2015
It is a factfile that Nigeria is a multi-cultural entity where each region (if not each tribe) has its own cultural taboo that is sacred to it. For examples: In Sokoto, people dnt kill lizards. In fact, i have seen a Hausa man climbing a tree to refill a container for lizards to drink thereof. In Awka, Anambra State; killing monkey is a taboo. Interestingly, in Aye in Ondo State, the Natives dnt eat fowl. Please add yours ,so that other tribes can knw about the taboos in your culture.
NYSC / Why Do Corp Members So Much Interested In Camp-fire-night? by umukorophillip(m): 6:20pm On May 23, 2015
Alot have been said about what corp members do in the camp fire night.some say: it is an avenue to catch fun.Especially. there is tendency that alot we have the first chance of their lives to mingle.while some may see the camp fire night as an immoral gathering where corp members tend to do all manners of unspeakable things. Now, i ask what is the essence of the camp fire nite?
Culture / Re: Do Hausa Men Smoke? by umukorophillip(m): 8:52pm On May 02, 2015
Caseless:
Do u have ORIS?
yea. U wanna?
Culture / Re: Do Hausa Men Smoke? by umukorophillip(m): 8:50pm On May 02, 2015
yes. Do you wanna smoke
Culture / Do Hausa Men Smoke? by umukorophillip(m): 4:34am On May 02, 2015
When you pick a packet of cigarette check it you will see: smokers are liable to die young. Yet govt generates tariff from it. Who is fooling who? I know most tribes that their men cannot do without cigarette; they cannot go to the toilet without it. But i have not seen one man from this tribe that smokes. I ask, do Hausa men smoke?
Family / Open Letter To My Late Sister by umukorophillip(m): 2:52pm On May 01, 2015
The abyss of the dead. The death of lamentation-MAY 2010 .Open letter to my late sister. There was a country whence no eyes of the living have pierced,but which is open to the disclose of the dead-alone. Black MAY, 2010, has become "Abiku" of J. P. Clerk's poem. The coming and going of this date has pierced a danger's draw in my cardiac cavity, like a reoccuring decimal. Pity,Why not? Parent went, never bother to return to steal a glance at their seeds; although, you took their place.But not too long, you stepped on their foot prints, boarded same ship and danced beyond.You didnt tarry for I to return from a voyage,analogous of Robinson Crusoe's perilious journey.She knew I would have stopped her from going with the angels to sing HALLELUJAH chorus. Ejiro,you broke the promise you made to me,that you would be a mother to us. But you didnt. So, you lied. Yet, I kept mine. 'do not bury my carcass in a strange land',so you warned. As soon as you left, life turtured us to and fro..like pendulum clock.Yet you didnt show up,neither did mother,nor father.Just recently.I mean just recently, a passer-by ran into me and said he had seen your pretty little daughter cried a river under a bush marigold flower for your return. Now I ask:what had that pretty little kid of yours done to you that made you left in a hurry? You created a vaccum in her heart.Thank you Ejiro.Thank you I say! But me no but you death. Death, be not proud;you too shall die.Ejiro,it is now five years.Have you found what you went there for? Have you seen parent? I guessed you had.Did they welcome you as you anticipated? I guessed they did. Hope you told them what we were subjected to before you left? I guessed you did. Last question: have they borne some sons and daughters thitter? If no.Then, ask them what made them to be silent for that far too long .But Ejiro,can you come and take us awhile to that place, so that we may learn the unknown? You cannot? Then, I am done with you.Adieu sister!
Literature / Beware Of The Second Coming by umukorophillip(m): 5:44pm On Apr 24, 2015
The Second Coming is analogous to African Thunder Storm in Night Fall in Soweto. So, Beware Soul Brother When the Arrow Rebounce from those that hold the Arrow of God. Because, these days Things Fall Apart as men bid always to great beyond like Farewell to Babylon in Women of Owu. Since the Gods Are Not To Blame, Doctor Faustus, then men will be judged by Incorruptible Judge. I wonder what the Fate of A Cockroach will be when men who called themselves 'The Beautification Of Area Boys' are not even spared. They shall be no Bride and the Cake for the Ugly Once Refuse To Die. Sons and Daughters will turn against the Joy of Motherhood immediately The Broken calabash being held by The Strong Breed will be shattered like Shattered Dream of a Palmwine Drinkard. Hard Times in the life of a Black Boy is like a Once Upon Four Robbers that stole the passport of Mallam Ilah in Akpaka Land. Mad men and the Specialists, who have lived like Pasca Amusu shall dance A Dance of the Forest as Agbor Dancers do, and sing a Song of a Goat. Weep Not Child, because the Beautiful Once Are Not Yet Born. Africa Child, Farewell To Cannibal Rage and The Forest of Thousand Demons. On the Naval of Soul of King Nana, there a Voilence like Wives Revolt in Sultan's Dilemma. Let Africa Come, we are not interested in the Marriage of Anasewa neither in the romantic ambivalence of Romeo and Juliet. Siswe Bansi is Dead and the Hopes of the Living is No longer At Ease in the Reign of Wazobia. As a matter of fact, Our Husband Has Gone Mad Again, especially from the Dinner for Promotion.
Religion / The Bible And Its Loopholes. by umukorophillip(m): 5:00pm On Apr 11, 2015
Does the Bible has a loophole? In the book of Genesis 6: 3 God said, "i will not allow people to live forever; they are mortal....120 yrs man shall live" As a Theologian, i began to reflect on this biblical injuction. But little did I know that the Psalmist has a mind-blowing injuction too. It spells it out in Ch.90:10. "Seventy years is all we have..." then stresses on the consequences of the attainment of eighty yrs. It says, "eighty years if we are strong. Yet all they bring us is trouble and sorrow" Then I ask, does the bible contradgict itself? Because, i have seen people who had (have) lived above 150 to 170 years. Your views please.
Politics / Five Ways To Know Corrupt Politicians. by umukorophillip(m): 7:24am On Apr 06, 2015
Five ways to know corrupt politicians. 1: They will be vying for senate seat after so much corruption in their former political offices. Now I ask: is senate house nw a refugee camp for corrupt politician? 2: corrupt politician ride in black jeeps with tinted glass.Remenber that black is synonymous to evil. 3: In their compound, you will see plenty cars covered with tarpaulin. I wonder if na ghosts dey drive them. 4: They build mansions in their hometown,especially villages that no EFCC agent can go. 5: They easily feign to be sick ,so that the house will sign the sickness allowance. Free free to add yours.
Family / Had She Your Daugther What Name Fit Her And School? by umukorophillip(m): 8:48pm On Mar 26, 2015
All children were gift from God Almighty. Having said this, some children were hilariously made by God. Had she your daugther what name fit her and school?

Politics / The Political Muscle Flexing Has Just Begun by umukorophillip(m): 8:28pm On Mar 26, 2015
Less than 48 hours the political muscle flexing between Goodluck Jonathan and General Buhari will begin.please a word for your respective party.

Romance / The Reason Why Guys Are Single And Hate Mingle With Ladies by umukorophillip(m): 6:51pm On Mar 21, 2015
The reason why I am still single and hate mingle. Firstly, many children in heaven are hitherto in haste to rush in where angels fear to tread. This is because,there are artificial girls everywhere who use padded pants, prosthetic make-up and all manners of bleaching creams to change their natural body .secondly.. The hike of bride price- despite cheap girls we have around these days- scare me. Wait a minute .What concerns Africans with white wedding anyway? Do not believe everything your wife tells you. You know Samson and Delilah. Shame unto the guy who always kotowing to the females just to see what is between their legs.Women are not what we understand them to be.; they meander like green snake. Some Girls are gold-digger,while few wives are grave-digger.
Politics / Elections Have Been Concluded by umukorophillip(m): 4:55pm On Mar 20, 2015
It is alleged that APC is currently forcing students of Ambros Ali Unversity(Ekpoma) to vote for General Buhari. A friend of mine was telling me that he thumb-printed at an undisclosed quarter.he said that after he had thumb-printed he was given 1000. Then I ask: what is really wrong with these politicians?
Romance / What Is The Reason Why Girls Ingnore Guys? by umukorophillip(m): 6:57pm On Mar 17, 2015
Is this not ignorance: what is the reason why some girls are fond of ignoring their male counterpart on social networks like whatsapp, bbm, badoo, facebook, 2go etc. yet they pray and fast for husbands to come and marry them? Guys please i need your opinion.

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Jokes Etc / With Gratitude To God: Man Dies Somehow. by umukorophillip(m): 6:23am On Mar 13, 2015
With gratitude to God Almighty we the beloved and caring friends of Umukoro Philip regreted and disappionted to complain to God about the usual early ascension of our brother,uncle,and friend, from this sinful day-through his bed. What a wicked world! Only but yesterday , we were together discussing where we would meet today and delibrate on how to pay our NEPA bill which has accumulated to thousands of naira .So, as we had planned, we gathered at the usual place except him, hoping he would turn up immediatelly he remembered our meeting. But obviously, he did not show up.Basically speaking, patience has slender body, hence we decided to visit him at his place to know what glued his buttock to his seat.Lo and behold,as we got there, our beloved brother was already gone. His eyes were opened, and he couldnt hear our collective voice. what a pity! O God! What could be the reason for this early transition .Or could it be the re-occuring decimal of the hustling and bustling of this present society that has knocked him off so easily ? We are nothing but humans; we cannot question All-Knowing-God . Besides, no one is above nature: we must all yield to its course somehow. We love you brother, but God loves you more. Good bye friend, until we meet again to collcet your NEPA bill. Nonsense!

Romance / Re: Many Cannot Remember Where Their First Kiss Took Place by umukorophillip(m): 7:10pm On Mar 12, 2015
i was disappionted after 15 years, i askd the girl where we first had our first kis.she said she has forgotten the place.
Romance / Many Cannot Remember Where Their First Kiss Took Place by umukorophillip(m): 5:04pm On Mar 12, 2015
Factfile: sometimes,i wonder why many could not remember where they were first kissed:either in the church,school canteen, school toilet, mosque, or party. Most importantly, if you ask them where they first experienced it, they would not remember at all. Why is it so? Well, my first kiss was in a river, with my teacher's daughter.drop yours to knw who will carry the day.
Education / Education Is A Countless Art Of Experiences by umukorophillip(m): 12:35pm On Mar 01, 2015
Night Fall in Igbotu evil Forest. My travelogue and exodus to the forest of thousand demons was argueble more dangerous than the war in Vietnam. I was there to churn out an industrous venture but metaphysical being,precisely, diminutive gnome,extended my perilous task. The night was befriended with peculiar sinister.A grave panorama opened an extant pandoras box and what was therein- in succession. It was not far fetched: a Panegyric chirp of the insect and tu-whit,tu-whoo of the owl were the pantheon of papitation. Aha! alchemist! Phantasmagorically, I became embroiled with those that walk in the night when men are at sleep.I dug my grave, many times, but noting was buried thereof.I picked a bone and wrestled with "aiyelala" Uwadiegu! Thunder struck, by Amadioha, pacified idemili's venom. Look, May sango kill ogun if I didn't tail restless spirits: those that were killed by the gods ( Amadiogha and Sango),chie,the spirits, were complaining bitterly as they were in procession to Hades. And what worse,was when a pregnant nightingale heralded sonorous omen about me.Yet, I had nothing to lose, though my future. Moreover, the world awaited for my rhythmic steps at the sport.This is fact.I hate pathetic falacy. Some were born great, some thrusted upon it; but I achieved greatness at a time of extintion (=of my life) .Should die I was,what a vacuum! Everything in life has philisophical backing: a drunk baboon has a sociological intimacy with palm-wine, a friend in need is better than wayward family. Please pardon me for the righteous indignations that carried me far in thought than I intended. I was searched for,not for my whereabout but the result for the task. I came to understand that I had transformed into phobophobia (the fear of fear).God didnt want me to succeed but to try. By the morning, the forest was tired of me,then me it vomited. I once hated folklore,but this broke tradition.This, anecdote,as analogous to Robinson Crusoe's voyage.
Crime / Re: Girl Kills Self After Boyfriend Dumped Her For Best Friend(Graphic Photos) by umukorophillip(m): 11:43am On Mar 01, 2015
too bad.
Politics / Re: Two Retired Generals Contradict Each Other On Buhari's Certificate by umukorophillip(m): 7:47pm On Feb 25, 2015
we shall soon knw the koko behind the certificate.i just dey laugh
Politics / Re: Two Retired Generals Contradict Each Other On Buhari's Certificate by umukorophillip(m): 7:44pm On Feb 25, 2015
ProfLogan:
You really don't need a soothsayer to tell you that buhari's certificate does note even exist
i dey tells u guy

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