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RomanceRe: My First Sexual Experience. ((true Story)) by UnclePrincipal(m): 1:20pm On Nov 20, 2019
RedCreme21:
And vice versa
Nope. Or do you have micro vagina
RomanceRe: My First Sexual Experience. ((true Story)) by UnclePrincipal(m): 1:13pm On Nov 20, 2019
RedCreme21:
Romance dear. In this sect, the basic duty of the penis is to handle a vagina
huh

Why's your vagina not handling a penis?
RomanceRe: My First Sexual Experience. ((true Story)) by UnclePrincipal(m): 12:17pm On Nov 20, 2019
RedCreme21:
what section do we find ourselves in?...
huh
RomanceRe: My First Sexual Experience. ((true Story)) by UnclePrincipal(m): 12:16pm On Nov 20, 2019
RedCreme21:
its economics. As a woman i get a bonus as a virgin. Supply and demand. Understand the market, control the system.
grin Nice one
RomanceRe: My First Sexual Experience. ((true Story)) by UnclePrincipal(m): 12:08pm On Nov 20, 2019
RedCreme21:
Those arent meant to be referred to as d!cks. They cant enter the vagina to perform their duties.
huh What are they?
So you think the basic function of a penis is to enter vagina.
RomanceRe: My First Sexual Experience. ((true Story)) by UnclePrincipal(m): 11:56am On Nov 20, 2019
Pettyprincess:
@ the bolded is a big lie!!! Even Asian nd white d**k are bigger than a finger!!!
Ignorance!!!
Have you heard of micro penis before?
RomanceRe: Which Other jokes Do You Know? by UnclePrincipal(op): 11:24am On Nov 20, 2019
RedCreme21:
We lie too.
You guys are expert.
RomanceRe: Which Other jokes Do You Know? by UnclePrincipal(op): 11:17am On Nov 20, 2019
You're the second guy i have ever been with
RomanceRe: Which Other jokes Do You Know? by UnclePrincipal(op): 11:16am On Nov 20, 2019
RedCreme21:
I will never hurt you

Its not about sex

you are my one and only

i can die for you

i will never cheat

To be honest, 99% percent of what certain guys say are lies. All for that hole.
Girls are the most truthful creatures i have ever seen. �
RomanceWhich Other jokes Do You Know? by UnclePrincipal(op): 9:53am On Nov 20, 2019
grin

RomanceRe: I Love You But Not In A Romantic way by UnclePrincipal(m): 10:31pm On Nov 18, 2019
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RomanceRe: I Love You But Not In A Romantic way by UnclePrincipal(m): 10:08pm On Nov 18, 2019
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RomanceRe: I've Been Insulted Alot. Pls Recommend Me A Good Beard Cream. by UnclePrincipal(m): 7:00pm On Nov 16, 2019
Royle2014:
Go to jumia and search "Alorepair" its a brand of minoxidil and u can get two bottles (2 months supply) for 5000. U can also get it at pharmacies that stock hair care products. Minoxidil is currently the most effective and popular way to grow facial hair right now, although it requires consistent usage (1ml twice daily application) Results are usually noticeable within 3-6 months of CONSISTENT usage depending on your genetics anyways. Topical minox is relatively safe when used according to rx and some minor side effects u may get is itching at the point of application and transient increase in heart beat but these go away as you use the med and your body adjusts to it. U may also experience hair growth in other parts of your body like legs and forearms but its not like u would turn to a monkey. To see permanent results however, minoxidil topical should be used for at least 1 year then u gradually tapper it off maybe once daily for another 2 months.

PS I am a pharmacist
How much does it cost?
RomanceRe: Why You Should Marry A Man That Have Sense. by UnclePrincipal(m): 3:57pm On Nov 15, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Lol thanks i dnt need one smiley
Mr op, you can see clearly with all your asslic.king the girls still don't want you.
RomanceRe: Why You Should Marry A Man That Have Sense. by UnclePrincipal(m): 3:52pm On Nov 15, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Here we go again!!! Nw me appreciating a guy mean i wanna date or marry him?
I didn't say you want to date or marry him, I am advising you to go for him since he has identify himself as an ideal husband.
RomanceRe: Why You Should Marry A Man That Have Sense. by UnclePrincipal(m): 3:40pm On Nov 15, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Wow!!! A guy actually wrote this on nairaland?
Thank God we still have so reasonable guys here grin
God bless you jare!!!
Shey you will marry him then and leave your polish bf.
RomanceRe: Why You Should Marry A Man That Have Sense. by UnclePrincipal(m): 3:38pm On Nov 15, 2019
If she's my wife why can't i talk to her while touching her body huh
CrimeRe: Man Spotted Burning The Bible, Says There Is No Power In It As Christians Claim by UnclePrincipal(m): 5:00pm On Nov 13, 2019
adewumiopeyemi:
This man is using death to dine with I pity his life
We all gonna die, stop making it seems like a special kind of punishment. Nobody knows the next in line. It might be me or you.
RomanceRe: Handsome Male Nairalanders. by UnclePrincipal(m): 3:54pm On Nov 13, 2019
Harrynight:
Awwwwsh grin this is MIND-BLOWING wink
You know you're flirting with a minor, be careful or you will be termed pedophile
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Wanna Hang Out With Me.. by UnclePrincipal(m): 8:18am On Nov 11, 2019
Pettyprincess:
So just 20k means I'm a liability lol, piece of advice for you guys,if you know you can't handle whatever price a girl chooses stop disturbing girls to hang out with y'all,because I dnt understand how you will want to hangout nd be thinking i will prefer restaurant when i totally know I'm not hungry for food!!! No shopping no hangout simple!!! I dnt force no one!!!
This is where I am confused, what do i gain hanging out with you?
These are my conclusions after reading your post on this thread. That you're a scam and you are narcissistic person. You feel you are something so special that everyone should be lucky to be around you or something, this must be due to the attention your beauty is getting for you.

Well i don't blame you, your beauty has gotten into your head. And you decide to auction yourself to the highest bidder. It really ain't your fault. if no one looks your way , you won't be saying this. The time is coming when the so called beauty will fade and no one will be with your entitled self. Then you will understand that there are things more valuable than money.
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Wanna Hang Out With Me.. by UnclePrincipal(m): 9:48pm On Nov 10, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Hope by hanging out you don't mean by coming to visit you at your place? Just tell her to choose a nice place where she will feel comfortable as long as you can afford it that shouldn't be a problem. Because there was the dude that always disturb me to hangout so one day i told him if he is willing to spend just 20k for shopping then he suddenly stopped talking to me grin,so hope you won't be like that dude?
20k on you?

Such a liability
RomanceRe: !!!! by UnclePrincipal(m): 12:22pm On Nov 10, 2019
Belafonte:
Everyone is responsible for their choices in life irrespective of pressure. If a gun wasn't pointed in her direction, it's fully her fault and no one else's.
Well you're right, there are external factors that determine our decisions too. Hope you know that?. A gun could be pointed to her head(figuratively) and she won't have no options.
RomanceDo You Agree With This? (photo Attached) by UnclePrincipal(op): 7:47am On Nov 08, 2019
I was browsing through quora yesterday night when i stumbled on this post. It explains that romantic love isn't actually real and I agree with it.

What do you think?

RomanceRe: Who is chenzen? by UnclePrincipal(m): 7:29pm On Nov 02, 2019
RedCreme21:
shocked you guys must all really hate me. Typing that im these psychotic monikers. I wasnt crazyember and im definately not greenmist. Both are insane, blackivy/redcreme isnt. angry
Even if you are not greenmist. It's certain you're crazymembrr. I hate liars. And you don't have to lie
CelebritiesRe: "Am just seeing Your Messages". She Replies After A Year(photos) by UnclePrincipal(m): 7:04pm On Nov 02, 2019
Nicholehemsworth:
For you to even insult a lady speaks alot about your personality, it shows how uneducated and poiir you are... Don't be bitter Aii... Fool
But this is the most foolish comment i have read today on nairaland grin grin
RomanceRe: Who is chenzen? by UnclePrincipal(m): 6:47pm On Nov 02, 2019
Blackivy, how many monikers do you alone have? huh

From blackivy 27- blackivy29-crazymembrr- redcreme21 - greenmist21

Come on girl. Don't make nairaland your life.
EducationRe: Please This Desperate Boy Needs Your Help Asap Within 16hours. by UnclePrincipal(m): 10:58pm On Oct 26, 2019
Aspiringstudent:
They closed it already and reopened it, I was at the admin office and I spoke with a lady that work there, what she explains to me is different from what you're saying, they might enable it later for existing student but not for freshers..

Please bro,some people might feed on what you just said and stop with whatever they want to do.
I'm not by any means trying to stop people from helping you.

I'm just trying to calm you down bro. Oou loves money too much and will reopen . I know many friends in 100 level too that dont even have 1 kobo yet.
EducationRe: Please This Desperate Boy Needs Your Help Asap Within 16hours. by UnclePrincipal(m): 9:59pm On Oct 26, 2019
Bro, I'm not saying anyone not to help. Your claims are valid. But you really need to calm down. The portal will be reopen even till a week before exams except if it's acceptance fee.

Ps: i just graduated of oou this year.
RomanceRe: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by UnclePrincipal(m): 10:02pm On Oct 24, 2019
Maryjane001:
Wow!!......your type is definitely rare bro. Keep it up and I hope u find the right one... amen
Lol, he's rare because he doesn't want sex. Man has a clinical condition low libido. I can bet he will feel the same way when married.
RomanceRe: by UnclePrincipal(m): 1:59pm On Oct 22, 2019
marvelous000:
If you weren't an attention whôre, you wouldn't have jump into my mention to quote me first.
Why did you quote this moniker idonweak?
RomanceRe: by UnclePrincipal(m): 1:49pm On Oct 22, 2019
marvelous000:
Dunce, my language weren't made to impress, but to beat sense into the empty thing in your head we mercifully brand brain.

Now, how about we play a game of 'go and fúck yourself.' you're more stupid than i suspect.
How can you beat sense into me when i don't even understand you?
Yeah, I'm very stupid. If you aren't trying to hard to impress me why are you pained by my comment and using insultive words?

If you have played that game before quoting me, we won't be having this conversation now. You're not even as smart as you think. Big grammars doesn't mean you're a smart.

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