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Fred4life:
Please how do i fix this.. ...

Meet an Admin officer. Go to the Study Center.

ProjectShamba, Nigeria’s largest project topic and research materials marketplace, provides students ultimate store to browse, download, and sell FULL academic software project topics and research materials.

All project topics listed on this site are provided by Student’s/ Experienced Project writers (vendors) and verified before listing on the site.

You can make money by uploading your previous academic projects, So other Students can download, use and learn the project, get project idea, concept on how to develop project and writing of technical documents.

iamcy:
Hi guys.

please what are the requirements for getting admission into NOUN?.

would I need to write utme exams?

pls anyone... thanks in advance

No, you won't write any UTME.
Visit www.nouedu.net

Atom57:
Hello Everyone, I want to apply for Direct Entry into Noun, How can I go about it? What are the things I need to know?

Have you checked www.nouedu.net?

Benevee:
thanks for the info sir. pls is it possible to get past exam questions for (100-200L) students?

There are no past questions for e-exams. Kindly pick up your TMAs and study alongside your materials.

DonManuel01:
NOUN students una do well.o.
So nobody can respond to my enquiries?
It's all good.

Admission is on hold cos exams are on going. Visit www.nouedu.net

Billyzone4:
I have been trying to log in to noun Ilearn with my Matric no. And password I haven't been able to. Giving me invalid and it what I use to log into my portal

Ilearn is dead. Or not yet active.

AdaobiJerry:
Please is it true that MBA889 French will not be written as pop again instead it will be written as e-exam? PLEASE REPLY

Yes

Billyzone4:
don't have a problem can u share a supported format for me

Using PC check this link https://docs.zoho.com/sheet/published.do?rid=1cmxm2e304211af2147448200bc47e9fb7cb1
or this https://docs.zoho.com/sheet/published.do?rid=1cmxm2e304211af2147448200bc47e9fb7cb1&mode=html

Lalasticlala

Josephjnr:
Educative.

Thanks!

Modified , Seun I think it is time you upgrade your text area to accept HTML or a More updated version of BB Code.
I passed through hell editing this post.

Human Body

1. Brain

* 100 billion = the number of neurons in your brain
* Neurons to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles (274 km) per hour.
* 100,000 = the number of miles of blood vessels in your brain
* 4 to 6 = the number of minutes your brain can survive without oxygen before it starts to die
* 8 to 10 = the number of seconds you have before losing consciousness due to blood loss
* Each person has about the same number of brain cells at birth as in adulthood, but those cells grow, reaching maximum size at about age six.
* The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Brittanica.
* Your brain is the most fatty organ in your body!
* Your brain knows when you tickle yourself, which is why you don’t bend over laughing.

2. Bones, & Muscles

* It takes the interaction of 72 different muscles to produce human speech.
* Relative to size, the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
* Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
* Your muscles make up about one-half of your body weight
* You were born with 300 bones. When you get to be an adult, you have 206.
* The human head is one-quarter of our total length at birth but only one-eighth of our total length by the time we reach adulthood.
* You use an average of 43 muscles for a frown.
* You use an average of 17 muscles for a smile.
* Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
* There are nine muscles in your ear.
* The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body


3. Skin

* If you were to remove your skin, it would weigh as much as 5 pounds
* There are 45 miles (72 km) of nerves in the skin of a human being.
* Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour. That works out to about 1.5 pounds each year, so the Average person will lose around 105 pounds of skin by age 70.
* Every square inc­h of skin on the human body has about 32 million bacteria on it, but fortunately, the vast majority of them are harmless.
* Your skin is the largest organ in your body and in a male adult, if it were to be stretched out, it would cover roughly 20 sq ft.

4. Eyes

* Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
* If you go blind in one eye you only lose about one fifth of your vision but all your sense of depth.
* Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
* The average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year.
* The entire length of all the eyelashes shed by a human in their life is over 98 feet (30 m).
* When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate
* The eye of a human can distinguish 500 shades of the gray.
* People generally read 25% slower from a computer screen compared to paper.
* All babies are colour blind when they are born.

5. Heart

* The average human heart will beat 3,000 million times in its lifetime and pump 48 million gallons of blood.
* In one hour, your heart works hard enough to produce the equivalent energy to raise almost 1 ton of weight 1 yard off the ground.
* A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.

6. Blood

* 15 million blood cells are destroyed in the human body every second.
* Human blood travels 60,000 miles (96,540 km) per day on its journey through the body.
* If they were laid end to end, the blood vessels in your body would wrap around the equator 2 1/2 times
* Blood accounts for about 8% of a human’s body weight.

7. Cells

* 50,000 of the cells in your body will die and be replaced with new cells, all while you have been reading this sentence
* Every day an adult body produces 300 billion new cells
* The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest it the male sperm.
* There are approximately 45 billion fat cells in an average adult.

8. Sex

* On average, men produce about 10 million new sperm daily. That’s enough to repopulate the entire planet in 6 months.
* A female’s ovaries have over half-a-million eggs, but only about 400 of them will ever get the opportunity to create life.
* One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now!
* The fastest speed a sexy sensation can travel from your va-jay-jay to your brain has been clocked at the Ferrari-fast speed of 156mph
* The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes.
* A kiss for one minute can burn 26.

9. Hair

* An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.
* On average, a man spends about five months of his life shaving.
* In a lifetime, an average man will shave 20,000 times.
* Eyebrow hair lasts between 3-5 months before it sheds.
* Everyday approximately 35 meters of hair fiber is produced on the scalp of an adult.

Some more mind blowing facts

* The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles (96.5 km) per hour.
* The air from a human sneeze can travel at speeds of 100 miles per hour or more
* In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
* During a 24-hour period, the average human will breathe 23,040 times.
* Similar to fingerprints, everyone also has a unique tongue print
* In a lifetime, the average person produces about 25,000 quarts of saliva — enough to fill two swimming pools!
* You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss
* If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
* Except for identical twins, every person on earth has a unique smell.
* There are more than 300,000,000 capillaries in your lungs and if they were stretched out tip to tip they would reach over 1,500 miles – long enough to start in Los Angeles and end up in Atlanta.
* Our body is hot. So hot, in fact, that in just 30 minutes your body can produce enough heat to boil a half gallon of water.
* By the time you go to bed at night you are about 1 cm shorter than when you woke up that morning. This is because the cartilage between your bones is compressed throughout the day.
* Your nose is not as sensitive as a dog’s, but it can remember 50,000 different scents.

http://blog.projectshamba.com/2162/fun-facts-will-blow-mind/#Human_Body

Billyzone4:
I can't open the file on all three drafts, the format is not supported. Xsxl

Do you have Excel on you PC or Any office suite like WPS office on your phone?
If no, then get it.

Time for Seun to add verified badge to profiles.

They have done something like humans for once.

Nice one.
Anyway, make I advertise www.projectshamba.com small.
Read my signature for what happens there.

The Nigerian Police We Think About

https://www.nairaland.com/3880851/nigerian-police-think

God, lover of Suya.

Explorers:
Excitement.

The Homie in the first pic be like "Thank you papa Jesus, I can't believe this".

The Nigerian Police we think about, read this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/3880851/nigerian-police-think Lalasticlala

What of Johnny Drile?

Mynd44

Lalasticlala

Let me summarize the Nigerian Police.

https://i1.wp.com/d2326p192ctklb.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/police-checkpoint.jpg

The Nigerian Police is the best Police force you can buy. Cheaply. While all police forces have some degree of corruption in them. The Nigerian Police had turned it in to an art form. They are all corrupt. From the lowest to the highest. Their check points are everywhere.

https://osbcng.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/police-bribetake_0.jpg

Their sole purpose is for collection of cash. They look you over and classify you into two groups. The bribe group and the beg group. I fall into the beg group in that I look respectful, of the right age who is unlikely to have anything incriminating in the car and all my papers should be in other. It usually goes like this. “ Morning sir, anything for your boys today. We are in the rain”For the sad taxi driver it is this. It is expected, and the money has to be ready for collection.This road side extortion does not stop with the cops at the check point. It is understood that a certain amount has to be returned to the commander. Or you will be posted to a less lucrative checkpoint

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[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="833"]Here is is picture of a cop doing his “accounts”[/caption]

You can get away with murder in Nigeria. Depends on how loaded you are. Had seen it happen personally. Well not homicide but manslaughter. A very rich person's son was drag racing many years ago. Killed a man on a motorbike. Mother saw the commissioner and the Police involvement stopped. Saw the police Pathologist. Patient now died two days later from embolism in hospital . No longer crashed by a car two days earlier. Saw the family of the victim. They got more money they ever saw in their life.The drag racer went to school overseas.Whatever you do , never get taken back to their police station. Bribe fast. Your problems just tripled on arrival to the station. A guy I know was accused of kidnapping the arresting officer.

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The Nigerian Police are dangerous to citizens. Assault and extrajudicial killing are common place.

A story of a family friend. A fellow afro-Russian like me. He was 16. His family lived in a posh area of Benin city. He sneaked out late at night to see a girl and was killed by a policeman. The father was a former high official in the state. A big man's son. So his body was found with several gunshots to the chest. He was dressed all in black and was wearing a mask. His body was found among other “bandits” killed that night and dumped behind the police station. The strange thing which the Police could not explain, was how the bullets got into his chest without even one hole in the black tee shirt he was found in. The Policeman has long been hung for the boy's murder. He made a big mistake. He killed a big man's son. Think of how many “bandits” they kill everyday that are not children of influential people. They are killed in public, broad day light while in custody and never any investigation. So just be glad if only this happens to you.

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On a lighter note. Only probably in Nigeria can you hire the police. Fill a form, pay off the brass and give the cop some pocket money.

Now you can have this umbrella stand.

https://blog.projectshamba.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/police-holding-umbrella.jpg

Or perfect for taking your wife shopping

[img]https://i.onthe.io/vllkyt111auj74mpvg.a9dc6eac.jpg[/img]

Or just let him sit outside your door

https://blog.projectshamba.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/police-300x264.jpg

Or just relax on your floor

https://blog.projectshamba.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/police1-300x216.jpg

They have no discipline. Fighting in public is not uncommon. Usually over money.

https://www.nigeriapolicewatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/police_fight.jpg

Yet they are known cowards. Rarely do they actually have a shoot out with real bandits. That is if they have the misfortune of meeting them. The bandits are now so bold that they go towards the police. Recently there was a robbery in town. Not far and within sight of two policemen on guard duty. As soon as the bandits drove off, the police started shooting in the air. So the bandits turned around. The police did what they do best. Run.The Police needs to be totally replaced with properly trained new people. The current ones are "irredeemable".I would like to give a guest mention to these people.

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The federal road safety commission.

Whose purpose is to harass the drivers of nice cars. Checking for first aid boxes, reflectors, fire extinguishers and expired tires. All in the aim of extortion money off you. Ironically using bad dangerous parts of the road as a roadblock. Or better still, their bodies. No one stops for them otherwise.Thanks Google for the images.

Credit: The Nigerian Police we Think About > ProjectShamba

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