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Business / Why You Need A Website For Your Business? by unclesuruoffi: 12:13pm On Mar 01, 2022
If you’re a business owner on the fence about creating a website, I’ll save you some time—you need one. A good one. A professionally designed, lead-catching, sales-increasing, brand-differentiating website.

Here’s why:

Consumer behavior changes over time to adapt to modern technology, and consumer behavior has changed to adapt to the digital age. I’ll give you an example—the Yellow Pages. The telephone was a disruptive new technology in the late 1800s and changed the way consumers did business. As more and more households began to use the telephone directory to find local products and services, business owners realized advertising in it was a smart bet. By the 1930s, advertising in the Yellow Pages was the standard operating procedure for most businesses. It made perfect sense—the majority of U.S. households used the directory on a daily basis.

Then came the world wide web and a new disruption to the commercial status quo: the digital transformation. As more and more consumers realized they could find what they needed online faster and more effectively than a phone book, behavior shifted away from using the printed directory. By 2011, 70 percent of all Americans rarely or never used printed phone directories. Also in 2011, more than 59 percent of consumers were already going online to find local businesses.

Fast-forward to 2019, and the number of consumers that go online to find a local business has jumped to 97 percent. If you want them to choose your company, you need to be found online—meaning you need a website.

WHY YOU NEED A WEBSITE IN 2020—NO MATTER WHAT INDUSTRY YOU’RE IN
Look, in 2022 you need a website. You needed one the day you started your business, but better late than never.

I WANT you to succeed. So here goes…………………..

1. YOUR BUSINESS WILL GAIN CREDIBILITY
More and more people are searching online for things they want, for solutions to their problems, to compare prices, or just to get some information about a store, restaurant, or business before they purchase from them. If you don’t have a website, potential customers will go to your competitors who do, especially if you are a home-based business without a bricks-and-mortar address. Having a website will not only provide the information they are looking for, but it will give your business credibility. It says I am here, I mean business, and I am in it for the long haul.
You may be thinking, I have a “freebie” website that I built myself, why should I pay for someone to do it for me? There are several reasons why I don’t recommend “freebie” D.I.Y. websites, which I address elsewhere, but even a “freebie” website is better than no website at all. However, if you are somewhat tech-savvy and have the time to build your own website, I strongly recommend you at least use WordPress with a professional theme and that you pay for web hosting with a reputable web host.

If you do have a D.I.Y. freebie website, ask yourself, is it providing you with the professional image you desire for your brand? There’s nothing less professional online than a website that says “Hey, look, I used a free website builder!” Your business will gain so much more credibility by having a professional website designer help you design and build your website.
With careful planning, designed responsively, and with your customers’ needs in mind, your website will provide a professional image and give potential customers a great experience when they visit, whether it’s on their computer, their tablet, or their mobile phone.

2. IT SAVES YOU MONEY IN THE LONG TERM
As a small business owner, especially one that is just starting out, you’re probably thinking you can’t afford a professional website. But you really can’t afford NOT to. Although the cost of designing a website varies depending on your needs and your skill level, once it’s up and running, a professional website is worth the initial investment, especially if built using WordPress, which enables you to add and change your own content regularly, saving you money in updates. Compared with the cost of traditional means of advertising, such as newspaper ads, radio commercials, promotional materials and even networking events that often include the cost of a meal or trade tables, when you consider the potential market you can reach with a website, it is a very cost-effective way to promote your business long term.

Even if your skill levels are slim to none and you need to continually pay your website designer/developer to maintain and update your website for you, the upkeep costs are still lower than ongoing traditional marketing, and the investment is certainly worth the number of potential customers that will find your business online each year.
When it comes to comparing the cost of a professional website with a freebie D.I.Y. website, unless you are fairly skilled, your website will cost you in time and effort that could be better spent elsewhere in your business. Not only that, but if it’s not professional, or can’t be found in a Google search, you will lose customers and that will also cost you dearly. Saving money is definitely a great reason why your business needs a professional website, but there are several more reasons.

3. CUSTOMERS CAN BE KEPT INFORMED
In its most basic form, think of a website as being an online brochure or catalog that can be updated at any time. It is much easier and quicker to update information about your products and services on your website than it is in a print brochure or catalogue.
A website is an effective way of introducing your customers to new services, letting them know about new products, announcing upcoming events and special promotions. You can also provide added value by posting tips, resources, and other information through a blog on your website. Unlike print ads, newspaper articles, and flyers, which quickly become outdated, your website can provide current information and news. And if you discover a mistake after you publish a page or post, it is a quick fix.
A website can be so much more than just an online brochure or catalogue though. Now we have YouTube videos, Podcasts, Webinars, eBooks, and other online media to showcase our skills, expertise, and products, provide online classes, courses and workshops. Not to mention social media integration which enables you to share information on your website across numerous other channels and reach an even wider audience.

READ MORE: https://optimizeseo.co.uk/why-do-i-need-a-website-for-my-business/

Crime / Gunmen Kill Two Policemen In Taraba by unclesuruoffi: 9:33am On Feb 05, 2021
Unidentified gunmen ambushed and killed two police officers in Karim Lamido Local Government Area of Taraba State.

The deceased officers who are attached to Karim Lamido police division of the command, were shot dead along Jen road on Monday, January 25.

Spokesman of the state Police Command, DSP David Misal, who confirmed the attack, said the sergeant and constable were killed when they alighted after their patrol vehicle broke down.
It was gathered that the officers were trying to repair the van when the gunmen jumped out from the bush and shot them dead.

“On the 25/01/21 at about 1900hrs, two policemen attached to Karim Lamido LGA were attacked and killed while on their way to their duty post at Jen community. The incident occurred at a point in an isolated area in Karim Lamido Jen road when two of the police officers, a sergeant and Constable stopped to rectify a fault noticed from the vehicle they are driving. Suddenly armed men emerged from the bush and opened fire on them,” Misal said.

READ MORE: https://livelyupdates.com/gunmen-kill-two-policemen-in-taraba/
Crime / One Person Reportedly Killed As Police Officers And Shiites Clash Again In Abuja by unclesuruoffi: 9:23am On Feb 05, 2021
One person has reportedly died while several others were left injured after protesting members of the proscribed Islamic Movement of Nigeria aka Shi’ites and officials of the Nigeria Police Force clashed in Abuja on Tuesday January 26.

The protest kicked off at the National Human Rights Commission junction in the Maitama area of Abuja, with members of the group chanting anti-government songs to demand the release of their leader, Ibraheem El-Zakzaky, and his wife, Zeenat, from the Kaduna Correctional Centre. El-Zakzaky and his wife were arrested in December 2015 after members of the movement clashed with the Nigerian Army in Zaria, Kaduna state.

Sahara Reporters reports that the police officers fired teargas to disperse the crowd and afterwards allegedly fired live bullets that killed one of the protesters.

READ MORE: https://livelyupdates.com/one-person-reportedly-killed-as-police-officers-and-shiites-clash-again-in-abuja-photos/
Nairaland / General / PHOTOS: Linda Ikeji Celebrates Her Son, Jayce As He Clocked 2yrs by unclesuruoffi: 6:48am On Sep 19, 2020
Linda Ikeji celebrates her son, Jayce as he turns 2 years old.
Below are the pictures and lovely message for her young king

SEE MORE PHOTOS: https://adeniyisblog.com/entrepreneur-and-blogger-linda-ikeji-celebrates-her-son-jayce-as-he-clocked-2yrs/

Crime / Cross River Landlord Sets Tenant Ablaze Over N11,000 Rent by unclesuruoffi: 6:40am On Sep 19, 2020
A landlord, David Ntiero Okon, has been arrested for allegedly setting his tenant ablaze in Calabar, Cross River State, over her failure to pay N11, 000 house rent.

The incident happened on Wednesday at No 9, Ansa Ewa Street, Cobham Town in the Bayside area of Calabar South.

The landlord allegedly poured fuel on Mrs Mary Samuel’s room and ignited a fire that engulfed the one-room apartment.

An eyewitness and security guard who is a tenant in the house identified only as Obongette stated that Mary, who lived in the house for over seven years, owed the landlord N11, 000 after her fish business dwindled because of frequent attacks by militants in the Calabar Water Channel.

READ MORE: https://adeniyisblog.com/cross-river-landlord-sets-tenant-ablaze-over-n11000-rent/

Nairaland / General / Tiwa Savage’s Ex-husband Teebillz Promotes Her New Album, Celia by unclesuruoffi: 3:19pm On Sep 11, 2020
– Tiwa Savage’s ex-husband Teebillz took to his social media page to make a mention of her new album

– Teebillz asked virtual assistant technology AI Alexa play him the songs on the singer’s new album

– Fans took to his social media to share lovely emojis in reaction to his post

Singer Tiwa Savage’s ex-husband Teebillz continues to show support for her despite being separated. Teebillz, on a number of occasions, has been spotted making a post about a new song she drops and with her recently released album Celia.

https://adeniyisblog.com/tiwa-savages-ex-husband-teebillz-promotes-her-new-album-celia/
Business / Food Prices Are Coming Down —presidency by unclesuruoffi: 3:12pm On Sep 11, 2020
The Presidency on Friday says the prices of food items in the country are dropping as a result of the agricultural reforms of the regime of the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.).

The President’s Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Mr Garba Shehu, made this known while featuring on Channels Television’s Sunrise Daily programme.

Shehu was reacting to the President’s directive Thursday that the Central Bank of Nigeria should not release money for food and fertiliser importation henceforth.

The PUNCH had earlier reported that the Manufacturers Association of Nigeria and the Lagos Chamber of Commerce and Industry, in their reactions, warned that the directive could cause further inflation, saying the country was not sufficient in food production and still needed forex to import some food items.

Speaking also on the TV programme on Friday, a senior lecturer in the Department of Economics, University of Abuja, Dr Ahmed Adamu, faulted the timing of the policy because of the inflation already in the economy.

Adamu said, “It is also a wrong time because we have not built the right infrastructure and not supplied the right agriculture facilities and we have not built the entire agriculture value chain. We are also facing insecurity and a lot of farmers have been displaced from their farms and they cannot produce much. And now the government is discouraging cheap importation from other countries. It is going to create a lot of food scarcity in the country.

“Now we are seeing a high rise in the prices of food items in the country and this measure is going to increase the prices of food items further at a time when we just came out of COVID-19 lockdown.”

The scholar stressed that Nigerians should not be punished for the failure and inability of government and policy-makers to protect the naira, adding that the government’s decision is “a recipe for hyperinflation”.

READ MORE ON [url]ADENIYIBLOG[/url] https://adeniyisblog.com/food-prices-are-coming-down-presidency/

Business / Get A Professional Website Designed For Your Business As Low As 70k by unclesuruoffi: 8:19am On Sep 06, 2020
I changed brand colors (just because I felt yellow was used by so many creatives/freelancers on Instagram) why Instagram? You might be wondering, well that's where I get 80% of the jobs I work on.

Well, moving on, I need to change the looks and feel of my website. After much deliberation with the CEO in my head, we decided a complete overhaul of the website was necessary.

I went ahead to draft wireframes and then........

Let's skip the whole technical process, I just WANT to let you KNOW my WEBSITE is live AGAIN and I'm open to accept new projects and jobs okay? So tell a friend who'd also tell a friend that bobo is available.
Before I wrap this up with my normal outro

I want to also drop one nugget which I feel would be beneficial to you in the process of branding, whether personal branding or for a firm,

BE UNIQUE
Have that particular feature that sets you apart from others, the color schemes you pick isn't your brand but it goes a long way to differentiate you from others.

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Nairaland / General / Detention Officers And A Nurse Face Charges In Death Of Inmate by unclesuruoffi: 5:08am On Jul 09, 2020
Five Detention officers and a nurse have been charged for the death of an inmate who repeatedly exclaimed “I can’t breathe” at the North Carolina jail.

They are been charged with involuntary manslaughter of a black man as they tried unsuccessfully to remove his cuffs. The black man has been identified as John Neville, aged 56.

John Neville was booked into the Forsyth County jail in Winston-Salem, N.C., on Dec. 1., 2019, on a charge of assaulting a woman, according to the authorities. About 24 hours later, Mr. Neville experienced an unknown medical condition that caused him to fall from the top bunk of his cell and hit the concrete floor, according to the Forsyth County district attorney, Jim O’Neill.
READ MORE https://flliqqa.com/detention-officers-and-a-nurse-face-charges-in-death-of-inmate-who-pleaded-i-cant-breathe/

Nairaland / General / Re: NCDC Confirms COVID-19 Cases In Cross Rivers by unclesuruoffi: 9:09am On Jul 07, 2020
Naso we see am oh
Nairaland / General / COVID-19: Anger As Lagos Relieves Frontline Health Workers Of Duty by unclesuruoffi: 9:05am On Jul 07, 2020
Amidst the rising cases of coronavirus across the country, more than 30 healthcare workers attached to two of the Lagos State isolation centres have been disengaged.

The affected workers who were part of the first set of volunteers at the infectious disease hospital (IDH), Yaba, and those drafted to the Onikan isolation centre, include medical doctors, nurses and pharmacists.

While the details of those disengaged health workers at the IDH are still sketchy as of the time of filing this report, those from the Onikan isolation centre include eight doctors, 12 nurses and two pharmacists.

However, PREMIUM TIMES gathered that three of the disengaged officials, comprising two nurses and a pharmacist, have tested positive for coronavirus. They are currently on admission at the isolation centre located at Agidingbi area of Lagos, where infected healthcare workers are being managed.

READ MORE: https://flliqqa.com/covid-19-anger-as-lagos-relieves-frontline-health-workers-of-duty/

Nairaland / General / NCDC Confirms COVID-19 Cases In Cross Rivers by unclesuruoffi: 8:39am On Jul 07, 2020
The Nigerian Centre for Disease Control ( NCDC ) has confirmed the outbreak of the coronavirus (COVID-19) in Cross River State.

According to the NCDC, Cross River State had no record of the virus until yesterday when it recorded 5 cases after 575 samples were tested and confirmed positive.

The confirmation for the cases in Cross River comes several days after the Chief Medical Director of the University of Calabar, Ikpeme Ikpeme disclosed that five patients including two health workers tested positive for COVID-19 in the hospital.

With the recent occurrence, all 36 states of the Federation, including the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) have now confirmed cases of COVID-19.

READ MORE https://flliqqa.com/ncdc-confirms-covid-19-cases-in-cross-rivers/

Nairaland / General / I Was Abused In Relationships – Richard Mofe – Damijo by unclesuruoffi: 10:10am On Aug 10, 2019
Veteran Nollywood actor Richard Mofe-Damijo, better known as RMD, has lamented on how he has severely suffered relationship abuse from those he gives easy access to his personal life.

RMD who is a former Commissioner for Culture and Tourism in Delta State recounted how he often got requests from people who want to have a relationship with him in different capacities.

“I NEVER TAKE IT LIGHTLY WHICH IS WHY I’M USUALLY NOT QUICK TO JUMP IN ON MENTORING, ‘FATHERING’ OR BEING A BIG BROTHER FIGURE BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF “RELATIONSHIP ABUSE” WHERE PEOPLE TAKE THEIR UNLIMITED ACCESS TO YOU FOR GRANTED FORGETTING THAT – RELATIONSHIP IS A CURRENCY.
RELATIONSHIPS IRRESPECTIVE OF WHAT TYPE HAVE THE POWER TO SERVE AS A CAPITAL. THERE ARE RELATIONSHIPS THAT GIVE YOU LEVERAGE, SOME PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN AHEAD IN LIFE BECAUSE OF WHO THEY MARRIED, WHO THEY WORK/ED WITH/FOR. ONE RESPECTED PERSONS ENDORSEMENT COULD DO MORE THAN FINANCIAL CAPITAL CAN, SO IT IS IMPORTANT NOT TO ENTER INTO RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE INTENT OF GIVING NOTHING IN RETURN, THERE’S NO WAY THAT WOULD WORK, YOU MUST BE WILLING TO SERVICE WHATEVER RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAVE.”

He also added that:

“BE SKILFUL IN RELATIONSHIP BUILDING BY BEING SELFLESS, UNASSUMING AND NOT FEELING SELF ENTITLED. RESPECT BOUNDARIES, DON’T BE A USER, BE HUMBLE, ACCOUNTABLE AND HAVE INTEGRITY. HAVE RESPECT, MORE FOR YOURSELF THAN THE ONE YOU LATCH ON TO BECAUSE IT IS SELF RESPECT THAT RESTRAINS YOU FROM BEHAVING IN WAYS THAT PUT YOU IN BAD LIGHT.”

READ MORE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/08/10/i-was-abused-in-relationships-richard-mofe-damijo/

Nairaland / General / Bbnaija: Peter Okoye Promises To Give Tacha N60 Million If She Doesn't Win by unclesuruoffi: 10:00am On Aug 10, 2019
As the BBNaija Pepper Dem Gang show carries on, many viewers are picking and showing support for the housemate they admire the most.

Just recently, Peter Okoye made it clear that he likes Tacha, who many have considered controversial. Although the Port Harcourt first daughter as she calls herself got the attention of viewers by being controversial, she has still found a way to cement herself in the hearts of many viewers. One of such is singer and former member of now defunct group, Peter Okoye.

In a recent Instagram live video, Peter Okoye was heard saying that if his favourite housemate, Tacha doesn't win the show, he is willing to give her the prize money which is N60 million. If he comes through with his promise, if she doesn't win, then Peter, will be remembered as one of the most generous people in Nigeria.


But the internet would never forget as everyone flashed back to the incident where a fan approached and asked that he sponsored his education abroad and in response he said

SOME PEOPLE WILL BE IN THE VIP SECTION OF HELL.

SOURCE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/08/10/bbnaija-peter-okoye-promises-to-give-tacha-n60-million-if-she-doesnt-win/

Nairaland / General / I Prefer S3x Toys To Real Men Says Amara Maduka by unclesuruoffi: 9:40am On Aug 10, 2019
Actress, Amara Maduka, is gradually becoming one of the most sought after stars in the movie industry, despite her chubbiness.



The quite outspoken Anambra State born entertainer tells Pearls News her challenges as a single lady and how she quenches her sexual urge.


Giving a hint on her current relationship status, Amara revealed that she’s self dating for now.”I would not say I’m single. I’m simply self-dating. I take myself out, buy myself good stuff, spoil myself and of course give myself the best orgasm. Yes, I use intimacy gadgets. They save lives, sis. You should try it sometime. They are so loyal to you. They don’t give you drama. You don’t share them with others. They don’t cheat too!They are the best. I don’t worry I would get addicted to them because personally nothing has control over me. I can dump it in a heart beat if I want to.. I use it. It doesn’t use me. If you get what I mean. I can do without sex. Good sex is great. But then again, no be food na. When the time comes to dump them, I know how to go about it,” she squealed.

Amara who is putting finishing touches to her new TV show added that she had to stay off the radar for a while to get things right.

READ MORE : https://unclesuru.com/2019/08/10/i-prefer-s3x-toys-to-real-men-says-amara-maduka/

Nairaland / General / "Cursed Be These Fulani Herdsmen" – Bishop David Oyedepo by unclesuruoffi: 8:44pm On Aug 09, 2019
Bishop David Oyedepo, General overseer of the Living faith Church aka Winners chapel has rained curses on the killers of their kaduna resident pastor, Jeremiah Omolewa.

The cable reported earlier this week that Winners chapel resident pastor was killed on his way to Abuja on Sunday, the hoodlums also went ahead to kidnap his wife and demand a ransom of 50 million naira.
During a service held on Thursday 8, August, 2019 Bishop David Oyedepo prayed for the end on the hoodlums.

He said

“I want you to know, that it’s the last they will do because I am going to lead you now to release the curse of God upon his assailants and all their backers.

“Except I am not sent, their end has come. This evil system will crash. And I am speaking as a prophet, not as a pastor, like somebody walking on the street. This evil system that has no value for life, this wicked system – Fulani demons: In the name of Jesus, their end has come. “Cursed be these Fulani herdsmen, cursed be their generations, cursed be their sponsors in the name of Jesus. In the name of Jesus Christ, we have cursed.”

SOURCE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/08/09/cursed-be-these-fulani-herdsmen-cursed-be-their-generations-bishop-david-oyedepo/

Politics / Sowere Revolution: Wole Soyinka Blast Buhari's Government Over Sowore's Arrest by unclesuruoffi: 6:56pm On Aug 04, 2019
Nigerian Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka has on Sunday reacted to the arrested of Omoyele Sowore as it has been confirmed by The Department of State Services (DSS), that it's operatives took Sowore into custody.

Sowore is the convener of ‘#RevolutionNow’ protests ( Sowere Revolution ), which has been scheduled to hold nationwide on Monday, August 5.

Professor Wole Soyinka in a statement said,

“SURELY, NOT AGAIN!!!”, SAID THE “DEPLOYMENT OF ALARMIST EXPRESSIONS” SUCH AS “TREASON,” “ANARCHIST,” AND “PUBLIC INCITEMENT” BY SECURITY AGENTS WAS PREDICTABLE AND BANAL AND THAT THE EXPRESSIONS HAVE BECOME MEANINGLESS.

“NOTHING THAT HE SAID TO ME IN PRIVATE ENGAGEMENT EVER REMOTELY APPROACHED AN INTENT TO DESTABILISE GOVERNANCE OR BYPASS THE NORMAL DEMOCRATIC MEANS OF CHANGING A GOVERNMENT.

“I THEREFORE FIND THE REASONS GIVEN BY THE INSPECTOR-GENERAL FOR THE ARREST AND DETENTION OF THIS YOUNG EX-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE TOTALLY CONTRIVED AND UNTENABLE, UNSUPPORTED BY ANY SHRED OF EVIDENCE.

“HIS ARREST IS A TRAVESTY AND VIOLATION OF THE FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS OF CITIZENS TO CONGREGATE AND MAKE PUBLIC THEIR CONCERNS.

“THIS IS ALL SO SADLY DÉJÀ VU. HOW OFTEN MUST WE GO THROUGH THIS WEARISOME CYCLE?




“WE UNDERWENT IDENTICAL CYNICAL CONTRIVANCES UNDER THE LATE, UNLAMENTED SANI ABACHA, WHEN HE SENT STORM-TROOPERS TO DISRUPT A PLANNING SESSION FOR A SIMILAR ACROSS-NATION MARCH AT TAI SOLARIN SCHOOL, IKENNE.

“THIS WAS FOLLOWED UP BY A PERSONALISED LETTER THAT WAS HAND DELIVERED BY THE STATE SECURITY SERVICES TO ME UNDER THEIR SUMMONS, AT THEIR ABEOKUTA SO-CALLED ‘ANNEXE,’ WITH NEAR IDENTICAL WORDING TO THE THREATS CONTAINED IN TODAY’S RELEASE FROM THE DESK OF THE CHIEF OF POLICE.

“AT LEAST, I WAS SUMMONED, NOT SUBJECTED TO A TERRORIST MIDNIGHT ARREST. SOME IRONY!

“THE SAME PATTERN PAVLOVIAN CONDUCT MANIFESTED ITSELF UNDER YET ANOTHER SUPPOSED DEMOCRATIC RULER WHO PERSONALLY DECLARED THAT THE GATHERING OF CIVILIANS TO DELIBERATE ON AND PROPOSE A CONSTITUTION FOR THE NATION WAS ‘HIGH TREASON’, AND WOULD BE RESISTED BY THE FULL RIGOUR OF STATE POWER IF WE PERSISTED.

“THE INSPECTOR-GENERAL OF POLICE MOBILIZED HIS FORCES AND ISSUED INFLAMMATORY PROCLAMATIONS, BUT PRONACO WENT AHEAD DESPITE ALL THE THUNDERING FROM ASO CITADEL. CAN THE POLICE EVER LEARN ANYTHING ALSO THEIR TEAR-GASSING AND BRUTALIZING OF GRIEVING MOTHERS WHO MARCHED PEACEFULLY TO PROTEST THE DEATHS OF THEIR CHILDREN IN A PLANE CRASH INFERNO?

“THEIR MISSION, UNDER THAT SAME REGIME, WHICH WAS SIMPLY TO DELIVER A LETTER TO GOVERNMENT HOUSE IN LAGOS, DEMANDING GREATER SAFETY IN AIRLINE OPERATIONS, YET SUCH A RATIONAL INTENT, BORN OF TRAUMATIC CIRCUMSTANCES, WAS QUASHED ON THE SIDEWALKS OF A SUPPOSED TWENTIETH CENTURY NATION.

“AND YET AGAIN, EVEN A FACELESS CABAL UNDER YET ANOTHER CIVILIAN REGIME REFUSED TO BE LEFT OUT OF THE INSENSATE PLAY OF POWER. A MARCH ON ASO ROCK CALLING FOR AN END TO GOVERNANCE BY A GHOSTLY ENTITY WAS SLATED TO BE CRUSHED, BUT FORTUNATELY, A CONFLICTING BALANCE OF INTERESTS DECIDED IN FAVOUR OF A REDUCED TRAJECTORY OF PROTEST.

“AND SO ON AND ON AND ON, IN A NATION WHICH CONTINUES TO SPEAK AT ONCE THROUGH BOTH SIDES OF THE MOUTH, SPEWING OUT THE SAME TREASON MONOTONE, AS IF THIS WAS A MAGIC INCANTATION THAT COULD SUBSTITUTE FOR THE VENTING OF MASS FEELINGS, EVEN AS COLLECTIVE THERAPY,” HE SAID

He also went ahead to say

“IF WE CANNOT LEARN FROM THE HISTORIES AND EXPERIENCES OF OTHER SOCIETIES, LET US AT LEAST LEARN FROM OURS. FREEDOM IS NOT SO GLIBLY QUALIFIED. IT CANNOT BE DOLED OUT LIKE SLOPS OF CHARITY FROM SOUP KITCHENS. LET THE POLICE STICK TO THEIR TASK OF PROTECTING AND MANAGING PROTESTS, NOT ATTEMPT TO PLACE THEIR OWN MEANING AND DECLARATION OF INTENT ON BOGEY WORDS LIKE – REVOLUTION,”

# Sowere Revolution

SOURCE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/08/04/sowere-revolution-wole-soyinka-blast-buharis-government-over-sowores-arrest/

Nairaland / General / 'I Wish I Was From Nigeria' Says Casper Nyovest In His Tweets by unclesuruoffi: 8:30am On Jul 29, 2019
Popular South African Rapper, Casper Nyovest tweeted last night applauding the love and unity in the Nigeria music industry and the way we celebrate our own, all these got him wishing he was Nigerian.

https:///p9b0fR-6JE

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT CASPER

Refiloe Maele Phoolo was born on December 16, 1991 in Mafikeng, a borough of North West, to Muzuki and Letsebela Phoolo. Nyovest has a sister Tsholofelo Phoolo, and his late brother, Khotso Phoolo who passed on in 2003. He attended the Sol Plaatjie Secondary School where he was an athlete and partook in various sports. Nyovest started rapping at the age of 12. In 2006, he failed his Grade 10 exams which led him moving to his grandmother's house in Potchefstroom. Therefore, in 2007, he decided to drop out of high school at the age of 16.

In 2008, Nyovest relocated to Johannesburg to pursue a career in music as a rapper and producer, after telling his parents he would rather chase his dream, which he believed would work out, rather than playing it safe and regretting it his whole life.

https:///p9b0fR-6JE

Nairaland / General / Boko Haram Insurgents: Buhari Reacts To The Killing Of 60 Mourners In Borno by unclesuruoffi: 7:48am On Jul 29, 2019
The President, Buhari has condemned the killing of 60 mourners in Borno on Sunday.

Through a press statement released by Buhari's spokesman, Garba Shehu he said

The President had received assurances from the armed forces that the terrorists who committed the killings would pay a “big price” for their action..
“The Federal Government is firmly and resolutely committed to taking necessary measures to safeguard the nation’s security.

Quoting the President, he also added

”THIS ADMINISTRATION IS DETERMINED TO END THE MENACE OF TERRORISM,”

According to the president, already a major exercise has begun to hunt the attackers with air patrols by the nation’s Air Force and ground operations by the army.
He assured the residents of Maiduguri and the citizens settled in IDP camps that they would receive increased protection from further attacks by the assailants.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) has reported that insurgents on a reprisal mission attacked Badu village in Nganzai Local Government Area of Borno and killed over 60 persons and wounded 11 others.

Recall that it was reported at the beginning of the year that Boko Haram has been decimated. The president, who campaigned in Kebbi State ahead of the 2019 election, disclosed that Borno residents confirmed that Boko Haram have been fully decimated during his campaign in the state.

He also urged the people not to relent in farming, also said his government had subsidized fertilizers to the country’s teeming farmers, thereby resulting in bumper agricultural harvest in the country.


SOURCE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/29/boko-haram-insurgents-buhari-reacts-to-the-killing-of-60-mourners-in-borno/

Nairaland / General / 60 Mourners Feared Dead, Killed By Boko Haram Insurgents by unclesuruoffi: 7:30am On Jul 29, 2019
Boko haram insurgents operating has reportedly killed 60 mourners in a village in Nganzai local government area of Borno state.

The Daily Trust reports that hat the attack by the terrorists came a week after some communities confronted Boko Haram operatives in the area and killed 11 of them. However, the indigenes of Nganzai local government reportedly seized several rifles from the insurgents during the attack.

According to the Chairman of Nganzai Local Government, Mohammed Bulama, Two weeks ago, Boko Haram insurgents attacked Badu village but the attack was repelled by the villagers and members of the vigilante group

Speaking to newsmen he said,

“ON SATURDAY AT ABOUT 11:40 AM, THE INSURGENTS CAME ON A REPRISAL MISSION, ATTACKING MOURNERS AT A GRAVE YARD IN THE AREA, KILLING OVER 60 PERSONS AND INJURING 11 OTHERS,”

Recall that it was reported at the beginning of the year that Boko Haram has been decimated. The president, Buhari who campaigned in Kebbi State ahead of the 2019 election, disclosed that Borno residents confirmed that Boko Haram have been fully decimated during his campaign in the state.
READ MORE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/29/60-mourners-feared-dead-killed-by-boko-haram-insurgents/

Nairaland / General / Woman Lives With Dead Mother For 3years by unclesuruoffi: 10:25am On Jul 15, 2019
A 47-year-old Texas woman has been arrested after authorities discovered she and her daughter had been living in a house with her mother's corpse, police said.

After finding skeletal remains in the residence, investigators believe Delissa Navonne Crayton's 71-year-old mother fell in 2016, hit her head and died a few days later while lying on the floor.
According to police, the fall was non-life threatening, but Crayton did not provide adequate assistance to her mother.


"From 2016 until July 7, 2019, approximately 3 years, Delissa Crayton resided in the residence with her daughter who was at the time under the age of 15," the Seguin Police Department said.


The remains were located in one room of the home, while Crayton and her daughter lived in the second bedroom, police said. Investigators said they're awaiting final confirmation to identify the remains.


Crayton was arrested for "Injury to a Child under the age of 15 through recklessly, by omission, causing to a child, serious mental deficiency, impairment or injury," police said.
That is a second-degree felony punishable by two to 20 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000 fine, police said.


"This is an ongoing and active investigation being conducted by Seguin Police Department, the Texas Rangers and the Guadalupe County Attorney's Office,"
the department said. Police are expecting more charges against Crayton.

SOURCE: https:///p9b0fR-6D5

Nairaland / General / R. Kelly Alleged Sex Slaves Shares Video by unclesuruoffi: 10:05am On Jul 15, 2019
According to TMZ, R. Kelly’s alleged sex slaves or, as they would say, girlfriends, are setting the record straight on where the hell they’ve been since the singer was arrested — and they say … nothing’s changed.

A rep for Joycelyn Savage and Azriel Clary tells TMZ … the women were sitting comfortably in R. Kelly’s Chicago apartment inside Trump Tower on Sunday afternoon when they recorded this video … addressing claims they’d been evicted from the premises following Kelly’s arrest for 2 federal indictments.

In the clip — obtained by TMZ — Azriel does most of the talking and says they’re fine and dandy, and living comfortably inside R. Kelly’s pad.

They even give a glimpse of the view from the high-rise, showing off the Chicago skyline. Azriel says they’re at the “Trump” … and adds it’s the same place they’ve been for years.

However, she insists they move freely and come and go as they like, attempting to knock down the notion they’re being held against their will. This part seems to be a direct message to their parents — who’ve been vocally and publicly concerned for years now.

The video comes on the heels of Kelly’s re-arrest in Chicago on new federal charges, including racketeering and sex trafficking

READ MORE ON https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/15/r-kelly-alleged-sex-slaves-shares-video/

Nairaland / General / Pastor Impregnates His 15-year-old House Help by unclesuruoffi: 7:01am On Jul 08, 2019
A pastor of a Pentecostal church, Pope Paul, has been arrested for allegedly impregnating a 15-year-girl.
The mother of the victim reported the matter at Igando police station against Paul, who resides in Egan, Igando, Lagos.The complainant alleged that sometime in August, 2017, her daughter was brought to Lagos to live with the pastor and his wife.
She stated further that she discovered that the victim was pregnant sometime in June 2018, and that when she interrogated her, she mentioned the name of the suspect.
The victim said in her statement that it all started in January, 2018, when the suspect started having sexual intercourse with her, and got her pregnant.
She stated further that she gave birth to a baby girl sometime in April, 2019. The suspect has since been arrested and charged to court.

SOURCE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/08/pastor-impregnates-his-15-year-old-house-help/

Politics / Leah Sharibu – President Buhari Gives Promise To Nigerians by unclesuruoffi: 5:47am On Jul 08, 2019
President Muhammadu Buhari has vowed to rescue Leah Sharibu and other girls abducted by Boko Haram terrorists and reunite them with their families. The Sun reports that the president made this vow at the Army Day celebration at Ikeja Cantonment where he was represented by vice president, Professor Yemi Osinbajo.



He said: “We must and will continue to demonstrate the political will and determination towards ensuring that our land is rid of insurgency and criminality is kept at the barest minimum. “During the first term of this administration we worked tirelessly to lay the foundation for the Nigeria that works for all of us, regardless of ethnicity, religion and party affiliation, our priorities were and remained, security, economy and fight against corruption,” he noted. “We will continue to demonstrate the political will and determination towards ensuring that our land is rid of insurgency and that criminality is kept at the barest minimum. “There are also other situations of insecurity in our midst, the Fulani herders and farmer conflicts, random killings, banditry and kidnapping. “In different parts of the country, there are challenges that the army has had to intervene in, in many occasions. “We assure all Nigerians that these challenges are been seriously tackled by the Federal Government working with the states through a multi-pronged approach, working with the Nigerian Army and all our security forces and law enforcement agencies. “Nobody will be allowed to maim, kill or commit other crimes and escape. It is our duty to apprehend and punish these criminals and we are doing that and we will continue to do so.”
SOURCE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/08/leah-sharibu-president-buhari-gives-promise-to-nigerians/

Nairaland / General / Mexico 1 United States 0: Dos Santos Goal Secures Gold Cup Title by unclesuruoffi: 5:19am On Jul 08, 2019
Mexico claimed their eighth CONCACAF Gold Cup title with an entertaining 1-0 win over the United States in the final on Sunday.

Jonathan dos Santos was the hero with the 73rd-minute winner at Soldier Field in Chicago.

Dos Santos took his chance excellently in a game during which USA squandered theirs, with Christian Pulisic and Jozy Altidore missing early opportunities.
Jordan Morris also had a header cleared off the line before Dos Santos’ winner came after a period of dominance by Gerardo Martino’s men.
USA made a brilliant start and created two great chances in the opening eight minutes.

The first opportunity fell to Pulisic, who was denied in a one-on-one by Mexico goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa after being set up by Altidore.

Altidore should have opened the scoring for USA soon after, but he scuffed an effort wide after a wonderful change of direction on the edge of the area.

Mexico responded and almost took the lead through Andres Guardado, who blazed over from inside the area under heavy pressure from Paul Arriola.
SOURCE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/08/mexico-1-united-states-0-dos-santos-goal-secures-gold-cup-title/

Nairaland / General / Bbnaija 2019: I’ll Be Depressed If Evicted – Omashola Begs Big Brother by unclesuruoffi: 8:04pm On Jul 07, 2019
One of the Big Brother Naija 2019 housemates, Omashola has apologized to Big Brother for his action on Saturday night.

Omashola had on Saturday night threatened housemates after his 100 coins were no longer in the bible where he kept them.

Ike also noticed that his coins were missing, and threaten fire and brimstone.
In respect to this, Big Brother on Sunday morning asked Omashola and Ike to pack their bags ahead of Sunday live eviction tonight for breaking the rules of the house.

However, speaking to Big Brother during his diary session on Sunday afternoon hours before the eviction, Omashola apologized to Biggie.
According to him, “I feel sad, disappointed and embarrassed at myself for my behavior last night.

“I got out of my head last night was shouting anyone.

“I was scared that was why I threatened the housemates after my coins got missing. No vex for me biggie I take God beg you.

“My reaction last night was out of panic, I’m really sorry. Big Brother, I F**cked up.”

He further stated that he would be very depressed if he is evicted later today.

SOURCE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/07/bbnaija-2019-ill-be-depressed-if-evicted-omashola-begs-big-brother/

Nairaland / General / Lady Gets Jailed For Writing A Poem About “a Vagina” by unclesuruoffi: 6:26am On Jul 07, 2019
Ugandan feminist, Stella Nyanzi has being jailed for writing a poem published last September, uses a graphic description of the birth of the Ugandan President and his mother’s vagina to criticize his “oppression, suppression and repression” of the country, which he has ruled for over thirty years.



Stella Nyanzi posted the poem on her facebook wall on the 16th of September, 2018, and there she wrote



Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How bitterly sad a day!
I wish the smelly and itchy cream-coloured candida festering in Esiteri’s cunt had suffocated you to death during birth.
Suffocated you just like you are suffocating us with oppression, suppression and repression!

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How painfully ugly a day!
I wish the lice-filled bush of dirty pubic hair overgrown all over Esiteri’s unwashed chuchu had strangled you at birth.
Strangled you just like the long tentacles of corruption you sowed and watered into our bleeding economy.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How nauseatingly disgusting a day!
I wish the acidic pus flooding Esiteri’s cursed vaginal canal had burnt up your unborn fetus.
Burnt you up as badly as you have corroded all morality and professionalism out of our public institutions in Uganda.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How horrifically cancerous a day!
I wish the infectious dirty-brown discharge flooding Esiteri’s loose pussy had drowned you to death.
Drowned you as vilely as you have sank and murdered the dreams and aspirations of millions of youths who languish in the deep sea of massive unemployment, and under-emplyment in Uganda.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How traumatically wasted a day!
I wish the poisoned uterus sitting just above Esiteri’s dry clitoris had prematurely miscarried a thing to be cast upon a manure pit.
Prematurely miscarried just like you prematurely aborted any semblance of democracy, good governance and rule of law.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday!
How morbidly grave a day!
I wish that Esiteri’s cursed genitals had pushed out a monstrously greenish-bluish still-birth.
You should have died at birth, you dirty delinquent dictator…
You should have died in birth, Yoweri Kaguta Museveni.

…….
If you want to beat me for my heartfelt birthday poem, come and find me at my home. Ask the bodabodamen to direct you to Mama Stella’s house with a red gate. I refuse to be gagged!

In early June, Stella Nyanzi’s legal team put it to Buganda Road Chief Magistrate Court that she had no case to answer and pushed for her immediate release. But the judgment went against her. She remains in jail and will start presenting her defense this week. Nyanzi has asked the court to summon 20 defense witnesses, including President Yoweri Museveni himself.

READ MORE : https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/07/lady-gets-jailed-for-writing-a-poem-about-a-vagina/

Nairaland / General / Re: Stevie Wonder Announces He’ll Be Having Kidney Surgery During London Concert by unclesuruoffi: 5:39am On Jul 07, 2019
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Nairaland / General / Photos: Royal Baby Archie Christening Observed Privately by unclesuruoffi: 5:38am On Jul 07, 2019
Despite the privacy of the event, the first photos from royal baby Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor’s christening are already here.

The pictures of Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, and her baby again gave royal fans insight into the fascinating lives of their favorite family. The first official portraits were shared on the Sussex Royal Instagram page hours after the christening, which was held on Saturday, July 6.

Archie’s parents, the Duchess and Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, smiled from ear to ear in the photos taken in Queen Elizabeth II’s Private Chapel at Windsor Castle in Windsor, England.
The first photo features Charles, Prince of Wales and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall also attended the christening, along with Meghan Markle’s mother, Doria Ragland, and Princess Diana’s two sisters, Lady Sarah McCorquodale and Lady Jane Fellowes.

A second photograph in the Instagram post is an intimate black-and-white look at Prince Harry and Meghan with their baby boy. Both pictures were taken by photographer Chris Allerton.

“The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are so happy to share the joy of this day with members of the public who have been incredibly supportive since the birth of their son,” the post’s caption said. “They thank you for your kindness in welcoming their first born and celebrating this special moment.”

SOURCE:https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/07/photos-royal-baby-archie-christening-observed-privately/

Nairaland / General / Stevie Wonder Announces He’ll Be Having Kidney Surgery During London Concert by unclesuruoffi: 5:12am On Jul 07, 2019
The legendary singer-songwriter, Stevie Wonder announced during a concert in London Saturday that he will be undergoing kidney surgery.
“So what’s gonna happen is this, I’m going to have surgery, I’m going to have a kidney transplant in September of this year. I’m all good, I’m all good, I’m all good. I have a donor, it’s all good,” Wonder said. “I want you to know I came here to give you my love and to thank you for your love. You ain’t gotta hear no rumors about nothing, I told you what’s up. I’m good. Alright?”
The Detroit Free Press reported Wednesday that Wonder had been battling "a serious but manageable health issue" and has been touring overseas with a medical team.
Wonder learned to play piano, drums and harmonica by age nine and signed to Motown in 1961.
Since then, he has won 25 Grammy Awards, an honorary award and has been nominated 74 times.

SOURCE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/07/stevie-wonder-announces-hell-be-having-kidney-surgery-during-london-concert/

Nairaland / General / News: Diezani Alison-madueke Fortfeits $40m Jewelry, And Customized Gold Iphone by unclesuruoffi: 8:12am On Jul 06, 2019
The former Minster of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke has forfeited some pieces of jewelry and a customized gold iPhone, all valued at $40m to the Federal Government.

Justice Nicholas Oweibo of the Federal High Court sitting in Lagos had on Friday (July 5, 2019) ordered the former minister to forfeit the items to the federal government.

The order followed an ex parte application filed by the Ibrahim Magu-led Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).
According to the Premium Times, The pieces of jewellery were recovered by the EFCC in homes traced to Mrs Diezani Alison-Madueke who is now a fugitive in London. She fled Nigeria after the 2015 elections as the EFCC moved to put her on trial for alleged corruption.

SOURCE: https://unclesuru.com/2019/07/06/diezani-alison-madueke-fortfeits-40m-jewelry-and-customized-gold-iphone/

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