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Romance / Re: "I'm Not Sure My Son Is Pleased To Open Eyes In Nigeria" - Man Welcomes His Son by Unfortunate(m): 10:46am On Mar 09, 2020
burner44:

I am sure i am not the first person to say to you neither will i be the last to Tell you that you are a BIG FOOL.
Ok. I have heard you quite good But I'm not the cause of your misery this morning. Drink Akamu with Akara and digest it with Otapiapia u go see alright.
Romance / Re: Best Sex Positions by Unfortunate(m): 10:38am On Mar 09, 2020
Im a one minutes man.

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Romance / Re: Does Love At First Sight Exist And Does It Last? by Unfortunate(m): 10:26am On Mar 09, 2020
extremelygolden:
I am actually experiencing this now and it has got me thinking. Honestly, it's so so funny to me.

You traveled for a function/ an event or a programme organized by the church you worship, and you sat next to him on the same row throughout. Afterwards you exchanged phone numbers.

The first call you received is how much he loves you that very first day he sets his eyes on you, and how he can't sleep or do anything without your thoughts flashing through his mind.

His next call is how he wants you to make "a little sacrifice", (NL Fam, he actually called it A LITTLE SACRIFICE) pay your own fares, risk your life, prove that you love him (even when you've told him repeatedly that you don't love him), to visit him in a state very far away from your place of residence. A journey of more than 10 hours by road and about 1 hour by flight.

Isn't this a mere facade?
Does love at first sight actually exists?
How much lie can someone tell in order to get what he or she wants?

The whole love thing to me is a scam, how much more from someone I barely know.

Has anyone experienced this before, and how did it turn out?

Thank you.





Thank you.
There is nothing like "Love at first sight" in this fvcking Universe.
This universe centers on "Money" and "Lust".
Women go for Money while Men go for Lust.
Men lust after women.
How can you say you love me the very moment u saw me?. You must be mad.
I believed i loved a beautiful girl i was with for two minutes until i saw another beautiful one walk pass me. Then i concluded that there is nothing like love at first sight.
I'm i unfortunate?

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Romance / Re: Men Are Really Scarce! by Unfortunate(m): 10:19am On Mar 09, 2020
XhosaNostra:


But your country has more men than women, so there's no need for anyone to be fighting over a man, when each woman could easily have two & more men in her rotation grin
Why are you this unfortunate

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Romance / Re: Please Help A Friend Of Mine by Unfortunate(m): 10:17am On Mar 09, 2020
Brytesp:
A lady bought a land before marriage and the husband asked her to change the name on the paper work after marriage to his.. what's your take help me out
She should change it Asap!
If she dosent oblige she will be unfortunate because Nigeria is unfortunate.
I am unfortunate and you are always unfortunate.
Romance / Re: Men Are Really Scarce! by Unfortunate(m): 10:14am On Mar 09, 2020
luba9876:
Imagine two ladies fighting and shouting at this ungodly hour(1am) because of a man. I'm tempted to invite the police over. At least if they sleep at the station, they will learn to behave themselves next time.
Women are always unfortunate.

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Romance / Re: Ubunja, Pls Where Are Thou, Enough Is Enough... by Unfortunate(m): 10:13am On Mar 09, 2020
Omar09:


How dare you say I'm you!
grin

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Education / Re: Lassa Fever Kills AAUA Student, Another Shot Dead By Cultists by Unfortunate(m): 10:09am On Mar 09, 2020
obembet:
I watch the video of the boy killed by cultist, it worse than Fulani.



Run
Run to where!?
Sports / Re: The Moment Chieme Martin Slumped And Died During NPFL Game (Photos, Video) by Unfortunate(m): 10:06am On Mar 09, 2020
Brunicekid:
VERY UNFORTUNATE!!!

I watched the video, and felt extremely saddened.

Indications from people on what happened, showed that lack of a good responsive ambulance (first aid) system on the stadium was a contributing factor to this tragic incident.

God HELP US in Nigeria in Jesus Name!!!!!
Very Brunicekid!
Politics / Re: Why Do Igbos Want $22.7 Billion ''Zoo Money''? by Unfortunate(m): 9:07am On Mar 09, 2020
PicLtd:


He is where he is, giving you sleepness nights and ensuring you keep gnashing your teeth.
Is there any of MNK thread where you don't come around to lament and cry about being unfortunate picltd numbskulls? grin

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Unfortunate(m): 9:04am On Mar 09, 2020
ademijuwonlo:
My phone(Tecno pouvoir 3) fell from an attic of a three storey building on feb 5th,and it had little crack on its screen to the lower right side of the phone but it was working perfectly after the fall. However, yesterday after a month of the unfortunate fall, it stopped working by the time i woke up.....it was so hot, i allowed it to cool down and them tried to on it again but it didnt come up, it only vibrated. I tried charging even though i knew there was charge on it but the phone because very hot again while charging and still didnt come up but the charging indicator light signified it was charging. Please, what has gone wrong? Is it fixable? Thanks for the help
sad
Education / Re: Lassa Fever Kills AAUA Student, Another Shot Dead By Cultists by Unfortunate(m): 9:02am On Mar 09, 2020

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Sports / Re: Chieme Martins Slumps, Dies On Pitch While Playing For Nasarawa United by Unfortunate(m): 8:30am On Mar 09, 2020
emmyblings:


Lmao angry
What
Romance / Re: Married Woman Caught In Bed With A Man She Brought Into Her Matrimonial Home by Unfortunate(m): 8:28am On Mar 09, 2020
mrsfavour:
and am faithful a beg,not all of us can do such. Very unfortunate
Very mrsfavour!!!
Romance / Re: Men Going Their Own Ways (by B.O.E.) by Unfortunate(m): 12:18am On Mar 09, 2020
Women are unfortunate.
No likes for them.
Sports / Re: Chieme Martins Slumps, Dies On Pitch While Playing For Nasarawa United by Unfortunate(m): 12:12am On Mar 09, 2020
Ahmed0336:

He did not. I was there live and direct...


It's unfortunate, may God grant his soul eternal rest..
angry it's you not me.

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Sports / Re: Chieme Martins Slumps, Dies On Pitch While Playing For Nasarawa United by Unfortunate(m): 12:11am On Mar 09, 2020
toffyz:
The ambulance that was supposed to take him to the hospital failed to start...And he gave up right in the stadium.

So unfortunate!
NPFL is a messed up league!
The country herself is in mess!

RIP to the victim
So toffyz!

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Romance / Re: Ubunja, Pls Where Are Thou, Enough Is Enough... by Unfortunate(m): 12:09am On Mar 09, 2020
Omar09:


Could have sworn I read that as “POT CALLING BLACK KETTLE”.
You are unfortunate simple.

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Politics / Re: Attack On Governor Uzodima; Igbos Have Lost The Sympathy Of APC by Unfortunate(m): 12:04am On Mar 09, 2020
CanadaOrBust:


What the heck r u talking. HE SAID HE WAS DECEIVED!
Also Tanko rushed them, knowing they’d have no time to examine the documents or submissions. He didn’t even give them time to compare Uzodinma’s written tabulation with the documents submitted!

Below is from dissension of Justice Centus Chima Nweze (whose name is forever written in gold). Read it carefully.

The following is directly from him VERBATIM (including the phrase “wonders shall never end”):

Five, “The applicants equally complained that the said judgement of this court is a nullity in that it was delivered without jurisdiction. True indeed, one of the grounds of the first appellants (Uzodinma)’s reliefs was that the election was invalid by reason of non-compliance with the provisions of the Electoral Act (as amended). It was therefore, with profound respect, clearly preposterous to award him electoral victory in exercise he has deprecated and maligned as being invalid.”

Six, “Although the first appellant claimed that his 213, 695 votes were unlawfully excluded in the third respondent’s final result, the statement of his excluded votes in Exhibit AGA339527, the one on record, mysteriously omitted any reference to the votes scored by other candidates in that election. In my respectful view, having thus failed, neglected or omitted to plead the scores of other candidates in the said election, this court wrongly declared him as duly elected.”

Seven, “True indeed, DW 5, in his INEC form EC40G, Exhibit 63 RB1, 63 RB19 shows that elections in those polling units were either cancelled or did not hold at all. Unfortunate for defence was that the said first appellant misled this court into accepting those duplicitous and fake results which he had tabulated as shown above that was how 213, 695 votes were added to him and 1, 903 votes were added to the first applicant. The net effect was that although by Exhibit A1 Form EC8, Exhibit AGA2 in the affidavit in support of the application, the total number of accredited voters in the state was 823,743, the total number of votes cast came 961, 083.

Wonders shall never end! That means there were 159,340 votes in excess of the total number of accredited votes. “In the circumstance, I think that the humble view, that this court has inherent jurisdiction of redeeming its image by setting aside the said judgement, is not out of place.”
Yes. Why the mention?

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