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CareerRe: 10 Golden Rules In Safety To Work Successfully In Construction And Oil And Gas by Unibentested(m): 6:29pm On Aug 19, 2015
hadura29:
You typed like a safety expert... Tell me more please
Lol..Am not a safety expert....just have some oil and gas experience. Check bigerboy's points, and add the points the OP gave, and of cos putting God first..would be enough to keep one safe
CareerRe: 10 Golden Rules In Safety To Work Successfully In Construction And Oil And Gas by Unibentested(m):
11. Hazard Hunt - Visit other departments or units with personnel not familiar with the area. There is a greater likelihood of a new entrant to an area to spot hazards or unsafe conditions than those already used to the area.

12. Safety Audit.- Carry out impromptu safety audits especially in construction areas.


13. Colour coding. - Ensure all slings and lifting equipments are properly colour coded and ensure right colour code before use.


14. JSA/JHA - Job Safety (Hazard) Analysis.- Ensure you carry out JSA for all jobs.

15. Risk Assessment - Ensure you carry out a comprehensive risk asessment for all jobs.

16. BOSIET- Prior to visiting an offshore Oil and gas installation, ensure you have undergone the necessary BOSIET ( Basic Offshore Safety Induction and Emergency Training) on Helicopter safety, fire fighting, first aid, survival at sea, etc..You might just be in a position to not just save your life but someone else's.

17. Safety meetings. - If you find yourself in any Oil and Gas installation, be it onshore or offshore, endeavour to attend the required safety meetings, Pre Job safety meetings etc. As the meetings would acquaint you with happenings around the installation.

18. Confined Space Entry - Ensure you get a permit to work and confined space permit for jobs carried out in confined spaces.

19. Lock Out - Tag Out (LOTO) Ensure that dangerous machines are properly shut off, locked, tagged and not started up again prior to the completion of maintenance or servicing work.

20. Protect Yasef! Watch out for Number 1. (Yasef!)
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 3:48pm On Aug 19, 2015
dimillion:
100% on point
Thanks. Bro
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 1:55pm On Aug 19, 2015
esosa993:
See everyone has what they blv in, am a straightforward person,and I feel its stupid to play a guy you planning to date,if I like u I'll date you and if I don't I won't even bother giving you my number at all..... I don't have time for games
Okay..let me assume you are one in a million girls who knows what she wants...Kudos Esosa..
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 1:44pm On Aug 19, 2015
esosa993:
I swear my sis you are so right,if I don't find a guy attractive let him do all the listed points he would just waste his time....
And how many guys, do you give your pin or number to that you are not in a way attracted to already? My dear, u already like something about the guy, so u stopped to listen when he approached you, dropped your number or pin..These tips fast track the attraction, whether you believe or not..
RomanceRe: How To Make Her Start Crushing On You by Unibentested(m): 1:31pm On Aug 19, 2015
Lovelynature:
Yeah, you can agree very well that just as men and women are are physically different, so are they mentally. Take for instance, if a man and woman witness a particular event and you ask the man to tell the story, he would just go straight to the point. But ask the woman same question, she would like to narrate every bit of the event.

Unlike men, women are very emotional; when she loves or hates, she does so with all her heart, though it may not last.
Also, women are very perspicacious in nature; a woman can judge your motive about her just by the way you look at her.


So here we go on how to make her start crushing on you even before both of you start talking. Note that this tactic doesn't work on every woman as everybody must not like you.

When you see a lady you like, don't just rush up to her and start the whole bla bla unless you know you may never have the chance to see her again, then you can try your luck. When you rush up to a lady you're just seeing for first time, she sees you as a desperate guy, is either she ignores you while some may appreciate your courage but may not take you that
serious.

So the best thing to do when you see a lady you like is to make eye contact with her in a way that tells her you're interested in her. Do this like in three or four occasions without saying a word to her. Yeah, she noticed you right from the first day and by now wonders why you haven't talk to her, unlike other guys. So she tries to know what's on your mind. She walks as close as possible to you when you meet on the road - she would always like catch your attention and the more she tries, the more she's attracted to you. She can't just help it especially if you are a guy that dress well. Now you've made the whole thing look as if she's the one trying to woo you, and to her, you are her boyfriend to be.

Then like a lion waiting for its prey, you know when best to strike. Yeah, you must initiate the conversation, because no matter how she feels for you, she can only show the greenlight and not initiate the talk. So when you start the talk, just make your intention known to her before she starts seeing you as 'just a friend' and you start shouting 'Friend Zone' everywhere.

Don't bother about time. It wouldn't take you more than two weeks to do this.

Note that this tactic doesn't work on every woman as everybody is not the same, but it does work on most of them. Talking from experience.




I dedicate this this thread to honourable PhD holder from school of womanology, Prof. Charlesnneji.
Pro we know you can't deny this. Tested and Trusted, it works.
Nice tips...however, take note that if she crushes for you, and make your intentions known at the start, you could still be friendzoned if you don't play it right.

See some tried and tested tips to avoid getting friendzoned.

https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get
RomanceRe: How Do I Attract The Right Girl by Unibentested(m): 1:15pm On Aug 19, 2015
Cutehector:
Be jovial and friendly

RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 11:06am On Aug 19, 2015
HULKNINO:
Not guilty of most of these points, but still babe dey form. So I started applying the last point about two days ago and she is already falling in line. I no even con send her again or give her full face. Forget just being yourself, some people will only end up in sad marriages. The article hit it, thanks.

Brother OP, need to ask you some things on whatsapp, if you don't mind.
No probs Bro, mail me your number, will whatsapp you
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 11:05am On Aug 19, 2015
HULKNINO:
Brother OP, what is Kino?
Urban dictionary explanation..

RomanceRe: 7 Categories Of Young Ladies Around A Single Guy. by Unibentested(m):
emusmith:
Categories Of Ladies Around A Single Guy

Yes, it's like a drama how same scenario keep reoccurring. She says she desires certain qualities in her 'man' but behold he comes, and she is still confused or, will I say "choosy"?




The chat mustn't always go this way;
[b]
Guy: Hi
Lady: Hi
Guy: How are you?
Lady: m fin n u
Guy: Great.
Guy: #thinking of what next to ask#

Is she a log of wood?[/b]

When Love is in place, friendship resumes duty. How do real friends chat? Sometimes, they skip the "Hi" part and go on.

Must a guy form to get a girl? SMH
Can't you appreciate the fact he is being factual than being fake?


Summary: I can only write about this because I've been and "still" there. The truth is, as a single guy you get to have many girls around you too. Selecting has to be based on how pleased you are NOT just with their façade but also with their inner beauty- character. Because men has to choose from among so many, ladies take ample time to look outwardly gorgeous so as to be found...and some neglect the very important part. The drama goes on and on...


G'nyt.
Couldn't help but notice the highlighted. These tips would help every guy escape them.


https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get
RomanceRe: Mr Right 'steps Taken To Achieve A Yes' by Unibentested(m): 11:59pm On Aug 17, 2015
greatbuc:
To our ladies who are willing To give positive answers to the life changing question.. what is required of us 'gentlemen '
https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get

RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 11:45pm On Aug 17, 2015
babadenno:
This is da bomb!!! Nice work OP
Thanks Bro..
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 11:43pm On Aug 17, 2015
ellapius:
sorry dearest that nigga fought hard and cried for weeks b4 he got there .

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Does Dis Ludicrous Claim By Jobberman Have Any Plausibility? by Unibentested(m): 6:37pm On Aug 17, 2015
exotiqueify:
Okay, i recently submitted my cv to jobberman for a "SWOT ANALYSIS", or critique, u might say, of my cv. On a very good day, i could say these claims have legitimacy, but i would on dis day, beg to differ, and state that this cannot be entirely true, if at all....
When my cv critique came back, some observations were made:
1] In their words, and i quote "My first impression of u is that u have an impressive array of skills and experiences. You are a qualified candidate with a lot to offer the employer. The bad news is your cv does not easily pass d 30-second test."
2] that my cv was saved in PDF, which of course is true and that's d reason i haven't been getting much interviews as i'm supposed to. That only 19% of candidates save theirs in PDF , while 64% save theirs in word, so i should consider saving in word and start using for online applications, stating something like, "while PDF may make viewing consistent, some older Applicant Tracking System (ATS), have problems reading them. Now , i do understand this ATS ish, which might be true, but in my humble opinion, PDF file readers like ADOBE OR NITRO, SHOULD be a NECESSARY admin tool in an advanced and organized firm! Not having a PDF file reader, is like saying having MS WORD, but no excel!

AND

2a] that my file size is 358kb, so i should trim some things like format used for typing etc..... Now my question is: my cv in word format is just 95kb, not even up to 100kb, wat could be the problem as regards that much increase when changed to PDF

b]and moreover, i have applied for jobs that stated submitted cvs shouldnt be more than 2mb, which means people actually have cvs that weigh about 1mb plus, and still get jobs....sooo does this size even mean anythinghuh

*Very reasonable opinions are needed, jobLanders......*
Hello, exotiqueify,

Kindly take their advice and submit applications on word doc, except the recruiter specifically asks for PDF. You can view your word doc on your phone, and computer to ensure the arrangement doesn't change when viewing on either medium.

Secondly, it is ideal to limit the size to 100kb or less. This is one great advantage of word documents as the file sizes are usually moderate. Word documents are also preferred to pdf, when you are applying to jobs in some specific sectors like the oil and gas, where most times, different recruitment agencies advertise jobs, for a particular company eg. Total (especially contract positions).

These agencies, take your word CV, modify it, with their letter head, add some details that might help your candidacy, before submitting to Total.


Please take note that you can do all these yourself without paying anyone a dime.

I hope these helps..
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 5:35pm On Aug 17, 2015
amokeme:
Smiled after reading the whole writeup..
You guys really need to stop the stereotype game undecided


My advice to all guys is this, Just be yourself!
Don't make anyone's rules (probably written out of their moods) the standard in which you live or relate with other people... Funny thing is that most of the "list and rule makers" don't abide by them.


Talking out of experience wink
Lol..Yea right..same way our president is clamouring for anti corruption yet looting the treasury right?

My dear JBY(Just Be Yourself) is one of the worst advices you can give a guy..might work for you..Not for the billion ladies out there who don't know what they want..by the way..JBY leads to the term, he's a Nice guy which is the fastest pre-requisite for friendzoning..


Trust me..I am the Master of this game..

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Arrogant by Unibentested(m): 12:43pm On Aug 17, 2015
Radison:
Hi mates, I have been dating her more over two years now but she is most times rude and arrogant. Easily raise her voice, drop/end my calls, sometimes insultive, switch off her phones, usually doesnt accept been wrong. I dont like such attitude, how talked to her but she hasnt changed all thses while. And am cool and calm type. Am tired of her attitutde. Am deeply in love with her. What should I do?
Serious and mature advise only. Thanks
Drop and end your calls? Seriously bro? She dey assume say she don see you finish....dump her ass..These tips might help you score a better and finer girl..especially number 1 about calls

https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 12:36pm On Aug 17, 2015
eyeon:
I LEARNT THESE FROM YOU... THANKS.
Welcome Bro..
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 9:39am On Aug 17, 2015
Lanretoye:
the first point tho, im so guilty and its not helping atall.
Yes bro, it doesn't help..if you read the comments, a girl commented and affirmed it saying it irritates her when a guy calls and talks for long...

Implement these tips on the next..and see the outcome
EducationRe: The Cult Pursuit, A Story Of An OAU Student Who Falls Into The Hands Of Cultists by Unibentested(m): 6:24pm On Aug 16, 2015
OP...I would have doubted your story, If same did not happen to my friend in Ekpoma, He wore a face cap, in broad daylight, at a park awaiting a bus to head home, when two bikes stopped in front of him, occupants brought out guns aimed at him, only for one of them to shout, it's not him!....everybody ran away from the park, my guy just kneel down dey cry as the bikes sped off....God save you
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 2:57pm On Aug 16, 2015
BecaciaBarbie:
Op you are totally on point.
Honestly I don't like the long calls,.. It can be really boring cause you get to start talking about unnecessary stuff and one starts faking smile and laughter which makes my mouth hurt at times lol I can only enjoy the long calls if the conversation is with my boyfriend at least the feelings and emotions are there...but with a male friend, the highest should be 3mins. When I notice a guy talks to me on phone for too long I'drather iignore such calls cause most times I am always too busy and probably not in the mood to talk but once your cals are brief I won't mind picking it up cause I know the conversation would be over soon.

You want a girl? Or a guy? Give him or her less attention... It works with everyone
On point..
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 2:52pm On Aug 16, 2015
hedonistic:
Good stuff. It's hard to implement these tips when you are naturally built to be a very nice guy with an overdose of sentimentality and sensitivity... But practice makes perfect in (almost) everything...

For those who find it too difficult to understand, here is the bottom line which somewhat summarises everything: Emotional detachment and indifference. That's the single most important factor that differentiates the bad guy from the nice guy, the Alpha from the beta, and the successful playboy from a miserable wussie.

If you are emotionally detached and indifferent in your interaction with a woman you desire, your chances of conquering her or at least exiting with your manly dignity intact (if she proves resistant to your charms) are at least 500% higher than otherwise.
Very correct bro..funny enough, your first paragraph clearly describes a close friend of mine..a notorious wuss...I don try tire..no change
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 12:26pm On Aug 16, 2015
Randyhot:
..Oga na dat jelousy own sure pass..one chikala been dey form for me..na im i sharply switch gear carry matter give her cousin...she come dey disturb me...dey tell me say the cousin don engage to marry...to cut story short...i don dey knack am left,..right...and center now..,the cousin too don give me kitty codedly ...*nice write up*
Lol...yes o, that's why I saved the best for last, cos ladies love it that way #in vectors voice#
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 12:25pm On Aug 16, 2015
emitheo:
Very HILARIOUS ARTICLE...& educative...
thumbs up OP
Thanks..bro
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 12:14pm On Aug 16, 2015
ellapius:
u do dat with me and u ll drown in ur own tears .tell the op if he is such a pro he should mail me his number. ellapius24@ gmail.com he ll come back changing his write up.mind u I graduated from uniben so I no all ya engine boys una no reach.
Aunty, I never even see you, u don dey ask of my number...don even drop ur email address...your type na, just kino I go give u..u don fall
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 9:36am On Aug 16, 2015
Mekurexx:
haha very interesting article.... i found the writeup cool. Big ups
Thanks Bro..
RomanceRe: The Friend Zone: Much Ado About Nothing. by Unibentested(m): 8:13am On Aug 16, 2015
kingcity:
when i meet lady, d first thing on my mind is to get to know her and be neutral...if she turns to be the kinda person i like, i get close and be her friend... But most times when i try to move further it always backfire. So thats why i conclude its better to just be their friends
These tips might help you bro..

https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get

RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 7:42am On Aug 16, 2015
mentorandfriend:
Can I mail you too, let me show you how I roll, say me na confirm. Mtcheww.
See her running her mouth on nairaland, meanwhile, one jobless nigga in the street is drilling the hell out of her at will, effortlessly.
1 dom perignon for this guy...I like that word drilling...be it oil industry wise or street wise..

RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 7:29am On Aug 16, 2015
400billionman:
That your number 1 is very powerful. When I started dating or toasting, as a poor dude, I call them girls less than 1 minute. More than 5 girls commented on my short calls. It makes them want more of the guy, his voice or see him..
Thanks bro, trust me, it is, better a girl complains you hardly call, than saying you call too much or picking your calls and sounding like you are begging her...

Infact back then as a student, I witnessed many situations where girls receive calls from guys...I just shake my head, some girls ignore the calls out rightly, saying this guy too dey disturb abeg, others pick, and immediately say they are busy, call back (solo go still call back) meanwhile they are busy receiving Kino from a guy who doesn't even have a phone, and the worst set would pick, and give you one word replies, as if she's talking to a ram, and the poor solo guy at the other end, would still be yapping and asking useless questions...i just smile and wish I could collect the phone and tell the guy, common save that call unit, call to arrange dates, talk all the rubbish during the date, whilst applying Kino, if she still acts uninterested, stare at any girl that walks into the venue with an endowment she lacks...front, back, height, complexion, etc...then, her body go come down.

A large population of guys still do this, especially students, and you'd be surprised workers alike...and the workers wonder why the only time they see the girl's lingerie is when they were buying it for her (igba treasure style- my ibo brodas will understand dis)....smh
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 7:13am On Aug 16, 2015
Melissa4:
Op' I beg collect 2 puff puff joor......_u too much...I'm a girl but I like ur write up.
Finally, a lady confirms the tips..Thanks Melissa4

RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 7:10am On Aug 16, 2015
400billionman:
Poster, number

11. Do not call her more than once a day. If she does does not pick, wait till tomorrow.

12. Address her as baby. A girl who wants to date you will respond to this title but one who wants to play you or waste your time will warn you or ignore that word BABY.

13. If she demands money or card.. Promise but delay giving her by 1 week. If she continues chatting, she likes you, if she stops chatting you, nah GAME.

14. Never show care so much.. How are you is okay. Do not ever ask, Where are you ? Girls do not like monitoring boyfrends talk more of when you are still toasting her..

15. Phone tricks. If you call and network is bad, do not call back or explain yourself, wait till tomorrow. If she call you same day, talk on her credit. If she flashed, then call back.
Correct, no be lie, abeg manage this one for the weekend...

RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 7:06am On Aug 16, 2015
engrkenny:
Wait, u got two degrees?
No o

Dice - Diploma in Computer Engineering, finished 03, then degree Petroleum - 08

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