₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,001 members, 8,419,873 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 05:48 AM

Toggle theme

Unibentested's Posts

Nairaland ForumUnibentested's ProfileUnibentested's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 10 pages)

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Proserv Job Recruitment (5 Vacant Positions) by Unibentested(m): 5:59pm On Sep 15, 2015
bomafelix:
@Unibentested, please did you also recieve e-mail for the Project Manager Position or you only got for workshop supervisor?

Mine was for Project Manager.

I'm kind of having the thought that those of us they've sent the e-mail are the once that may be inventually contacted for interview (just my thoughts).

Please let's share our views.

Thanks.
Hi Boma Felix, Yea, I received two messages, for both positions. I share your optimism that
those they've sent the e-mails to may be contacted for interview....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Exxonmobil Oil And Gas Recruitment by Unibentested(m): 11:53am On Sep 14, 2015
Bumken:
I got the below message when I sent my C.V to Exxonmobil email; info@mobilnigeriarecruitments.com.

Is it true? Should I proceed. Thanks for your candid advice


Attached here is an employment application form. Please kindly fill it and send it back to us with the following documents for inquiries call +2349052156712.

1:Any of the listed Identification ID
i:International Passport
ii:National Identity Card
iii:Voters card
iv:Drivers license
2:Certificate for Local Government of Origin
3:Birth Certificate
4:School Leaving Certificates / Results

If you meet our stated criteria you are to send a clear scan copy of all document required and also a bank payment slip of a non refundable fee of N10,350.00 for form processing to the head of recruitment and man power development,Exxonmobil.

Bank    Name  :FIRST BANK NG PLC.
Account Name  : ADELEKE MICHEAL
Account Number: 3080665985
Guy...send that money only if you are sure it is Mobil filling station Alapere ketu..I think I know one Adeleke Micheal there..he is a petrol attendant...Isi aki
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Proserv Job Recruitment (5 Vacant Positions) by Unibentested(m): 3:59pm On Sep 13, 2015
doghorp:
yes I live in ph close 50 naira to the company by car
transport
Thanks for your reply Bro. Used to live and work there too..until another job relocated me to Lagos. I hope they won't consider guys based on proximity. Please I just sent you a personal message..Pls anyone in the house invited for workshop supervisor or project Manger interview?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Proserv Job Recruitment (5 Vacant Positions) by Unibentested(m): 12:52pm On Sep 13, 2015
doghorp:
I was called on phone Thursday for the interview which I did on Friday by 8 am at their office in trans Amadi industrial layout
Less than 24 hour notice for interview in a multinational organization? That's serious..Sounds like you live in PH.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Proserv Job Recruitment (5 Vacant Positions) by Unibentested(m): 12:47pm On Sep 13, 2015
doghorp:
I was called on phone Thursday for the interview which I did on Friday by 8 am at their office in trans Amadi industrial layout
Hello, how was the interview? I applied for the workshop supervisor and the Project Manager positions.

I received this email on September 9th.

Thank you for your interest in working with Proserv. We appreciate the time and effort you have taken to prepare your application for the position of JobPROSERVMEA35 - Workshop Supervisor.

Due to operational issues there has been a delay in reviewing the applications for which we apologise; however, we will be short-listing candidates over the next two weeks and we hope to be in a position to advise you of the status of your application within this time.

Please don’t hesitate to contact me should you require any further information.

Kind Regards,



Did you receive a similar email before you were called?
FamilyRe: The Pretty Banker Who Married A Danfo Driver: True Love Story by Unibentested(m): 3:19pm On Sep 10, 2015
INTROVERT:
oh my, oh my cry... touching story



Proper Christian courtship, no sex but prayers and proper social networking and interaction.
I proposed to her in church and against all odds, she accepted.

RomanceRe: He Is Inlove With Two Women(which Should He Choose) by Unibentested(m): 4:28am On Sep 10, 2015
affairsnaija:
Should i say i use to have a girlfriend back in my home town Name Peggy or my girlfriend in my village name peggy.

I am Indeed confused right now because i am involve with two girls that Love Me and i dont know which one to choose.

I left my girlfriend in my home town Six month ago in search of greener pasture at Abuja and i meet this lovely girl who treated me like a king, she actually help out in securing the New job i have now.

To cut the long isue short, the differences between the one in my home town and the city is:
1) The are both beautiful but have different temperament, the city girl uses rigorous words to address me when ever she is agree but the home town girl dont react when she is angry.

2) The city girl is much more Business oriented while the home town girl is more or less equipped with house wife and home maker quality.

Please kindly help me decide on which i should settle for.

http://nigeriacurrentaffairs1..in/2015/09/he-is-inlove-with-two-womenwhich-should.html#more
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.
RomanceRe: Help! My Husband’s Sexual Demands Abnormal by Unibentested(m): 3:47am On Sep 10, 2015
My problem is my husband. Before we got married, he was very decent and a gentleman. Since we got married, however, he has turned into what can best be described as an animal.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Experience Of An Engineering Graduate by Unibentested(m): 4:46pm On Sep 09, 2015
jazinogold:
The EXperience of a Chemical Engineering
Graduate.


True story. ..
I set out for an interview of a job
I applied for some few weeks
back, neatly dressed with a red
tie and black suit. To my surprise,
the address of the company
happens to be a bungalow
located at Mushin8-|. I initially felt
the company prolly prefers
keeping a low profile, so I
entered the building to find out I
was in the passage of a face-me-
i- slap- u haus:]xx. I strtd
developing a rage from within,
but the optimistic syd of me told
me to go ahead as they would
say "winners neva quit", I went
ahead and asked after one Mr
Segun Bamgbose who happens
to be the Managing Director of
the aforesaid company and to my
surprise, a boy pointed to a door
with worn strings and told me,
"won sun lorwor"~:-).*he is
sleeping*
I began flaring from within, but
for the fact that it was the ryt
address and the person himself
was living there made me wanna
see it tru. I banged on his door
and a thick voice came from
behind the door sayin "waray wo
niyen" .*who is that mad
fellow*
I composed myself and said "I'm
ken Obiora, and I'm suposd to be
meeting one Mr Segun for an
interview".
Then he said, "Haaa, iwor nor ni
mon durode kin to gbagbe sun
lor, gbori wole".:s *u r d one vbn
waiting for bfur i dozed off* I
entered and found myself in the
middle of one-room apartment
stuffed with locally branded
pesticide commonly known as "e
dey kill cockroach". Then he
began to speak, he introduced
himself as the MD/CEO of Sorle
lasan/ . And told me to bring my
credentials, I was so pissed off
ma body stood still wyl I watched
this rotten fellow pick up my
brown paper bag to remove my
credentials wyl he uttered dese
words as he opened my
envelope: "Bsc ni mo fe oh, ti o
ba ni Bsc mio le gba si shey oh,
wa ko waray ara e jade fun mi
ni":]xx:]xx. *its Bsc i want, if u
dont hv Bsc, i cant employ u, u'll v
to pack ur madness and gerrout*
Den, I culdnt help it, so i wept
And he said, "waray ni e ni, ki lon
pa e ni gbey, emi o ko waray je
oh, ewo ni ekun arindin"8-| *r u
mad? wats makin u cry, i dont giv
a hoot abt ur madness oh, y d
tears*
Afta goin tru ma credentials
which I didn't care if he did or
not, he said, very gud result, 2nd
class upper noni mon wa, I'll
make u my PA
Then he told me my job will be to
attend pesticide sellers meeting,
attend to his fone calls weneva
he is asleep, market his brand on
my facebook page....blablabla. I
felt so sad I couldn't wait to
listen to the rest bfur I found ma
way out.
Hahhahhhahhahhh....God dey Bro. One job go pure soon...#Team Engineers#

RomanceRe: The Level Of Prostitution Amongst School Girls (personal Experience) by Unibentested(m): 8:24pm On Sep 08, 2015
Raymondenyi:
shocked following my personal experience, I just had to come here to give account of what I encountered..... The level of prostitution amongst our school girls is devastating, it is now sugarcoated "runs" ..... but I just have to bring it to the fore....

I went for an offshore party, some weeks back , I happen not to be a party guy per say, but for sake of reunion (was expecting so much old friends and school mates at that loci) I visited, as with every party I expected to see some females and of course new faces of guys.... on getting to the venue, I saw a number of guys and a pool of good looking ladies, as with every guy I picked interest in 1, after a few discussion; she was willing to go home with me (if we settle price) I was wowed!!! ..... Most of my friends and other guys took some to different hotel rooms, some got involved in "sin parties" and all sorts of sexual pervasions ..... (I happen not to be that kind, so I stayed clear)..... This wasn't astonishing or embarrassing to me in anyway, considering the fact that ladies abound on the streets that can offer what you pay for


What actually sent cold chills tru my spines was when I got to know, all the ladies used for this, were actually students of a higher institution... I was marvelled to say the least... I have always known female students sex for money, but I never knew it had deteriorated to this over the years... quite appalling...

Another experience, was someone that purportedly called herself my girlfriend (of course was a student as well) , until I stumbled on her phone..... (that's a story for another day)..... right now I'm developing cold feats, and might not want to send my daughters to institutions here....

God help our ladies and what the society has turned them into.

CC Nairaland females

HealthRe: Man Dies After Lodging With Two Women In A Hotel In Delta by Unibentested(m): 10:18am On Sep 08, 2015
EdCure:
The leaf wey dey sweet goat, naim dey kill am.
LOL!....My landlady used to say this in native benin language to male students back then in Uniben, once she sees you leaving your room with a girl different from your GF....sounded like Ebe norierewe o gbewe!...or somethin like dat...had to ask a benin friend for the translation
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Re-russell Smith Invite by Unibentested(m): 8:23am On Sep 08, 2015
naanxie:
I got the same mail. Please I've sent a pm, kindly respond.

Good morning
Replied
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Re-russell Smith Invite by Unibentested(m): 5:30pm On Sep 07, 2015
nzelurve:
please has anyone written any aptitude test for russell smith or attended their interview? i got an invite for an assessment. please any tips will be appreciated.
What position? Send me a personal message..
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies ALWAYS Ask For Credits ... Share Your Experience by Unibentested(m):
presh247:
I still wonder why ladies always ask for call cards whenever I want to chat with them on social networks, as if am the new MD of MTN. grin

Has anyone (guys) had same experience? Abi na only me waka come grin

Ladies please share your reasons why you demand for call cards from guys first before anything. Are you trying to scare us or its just
a test?

Love to hear from you,
Curious Guy.
Bro-Bro Tips# 101

RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Disapper After Sex? by Unibentested(m): 8:37am On Sep 06, 2015
komek:
@ OP, the truth is that ladies serve different purpose to the men. That is y u see a guy after rolling with so many pretty ladies at the end he ends up with a girl pple feel is not up to his standard.

I like slim tall dark girls for keeps. Any other girl serves diff purpose.

Some is just for sex u can't just keep them. No matter what they do, its not the men's fault. That same one the u used for sex cud be for keeps for another man and urs serves him for sex alone.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Do You Live In Abuja Or PH And Are UNEMPLOYED? by Unibentested(m): 8:19am On Sep 06, 2015
dannypalatino:
You are a big fool,can't even make a correct sentence.
Animal

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help...i Missed A Call From Exxon Mobil by Unibentested(m): 4:39pm On Sep 05, 2015
Maybe na Mobil Filling station...you buy fuel, u nor pay?




On a serious note..relax Bro..whats yours is yours, if it's your job, they would call you again.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Frsc Scammer On The Loose by Unibentested(m): 7:26pm On Sep 04, 2015
Good Job...The root of all evil..
CareerRe: My Boss Nags Each Time Its Time To Pay Salary. Please Advise Me. by Unibentested(m): 5:47am On Sep 01, 2015
Ndlistic:
My boss nags in the office whenever the month is about to end. He wasn't like this before.

But,now, when month is about to end ,he would start nagging, looking for unnecessary fault.

What could be the reason for this? I need advise on how to handle this.

Note. He doesn't owe.

Just the nagging towards month end which he just started doing few months ago.

Thanks
In a 1 man family company/business..

RomanceRe: I am no longer confused,I will break off my friendship with her. by Unibentested(m): 8:41pm On Aug 30, 2015
Another friendzoned case..

Still a better love story than twilight..


Hope these tips help..


https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get
RomanceRe: How To Make Forming Pretty Girls Crazily Fall In Love With You. by Unibentested(m): 3:09pm On Aug 30, 2015
Nice write up..


See more tips for the friendzoned guys...

https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For A Gas Processing Engineer by Unibentested(m): 1:33pm On Aug 28, 2015
Good day OP,

This position is stated as urgent. Please when should applicants expect interview mails or texts?
CareerRe: A Touching Story Shared By Ben Carson About Cristiano Ronaldo by Unibentested(m): 1:43am On Aug 27, 2015
Finally..this gives me a reason to like Ronaldo.

#Messi is still better, anytime, anyday..#

Jobs/VacanciesSite Engineer and Supervisor Vacancies - Lekki/ajah Axis(Modified) by Unibentested(op):
Good day,

I saw this job advert on my estate gate today. I made enquiries from the security men and they confirmed that it was placed by one of the gatemen in the estate as directed by an occupant of the estate.

The person advertised for Site Engineer and Site Supervisor positions with Civil engineering and a Technical HND or OND background respectively.


If you studied Civil engineering and reside in Lagos, especially Lekki-Ajah axis you could give it a try.


As seen from the job post, applications are to be sent to sitework2015@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: Crazy Love Story by Unibentested(m): 4:49pm On Aug 24, 2015
Urbino:
Hello. I want to preface this by saying this is not one of those silly stories where the writer asks what to do at the end like some Dillard. I know what to do and I've done it already. Just doing this to get some closure. I'm also going to change a few details to remain anonymous. Here goes

I met a young lady back when I was in school some five six years ago. She was really pretty and intelligent and we both played the same sport. I really liked her. We hung out from time to time. Nothing serious. I had a girlfriend then and I did some major playing. Had a few bucks and not too bad looks.
I always fantasized about this girl but for some reason I never asked her out. Initially I told myself it's because I was saving her for something much more serious but eventually I guess it was due to fear of rejection. I never asked her out till I graduated. But we still hung out a few times. Then I went for service. She was on bbm and we would chat quite frequently. I even hinted somehow that I was coming back to where she was basically because I wanted us to be together but she would just laugh. Subconsciously I never believed she would accept if I asked her out.

Now let me take you a few years back to understand the rest of the story. I've been in love e. Never worked out. Wrecked me emotionallyBut when it comes to flings, my friends come to me for advice. I know how to play the game to a perfection. But it's all a mental game. Not an emotional one.

Okay now I'm back from service, got a job shortly afterwards and a decent apartment. She came to my office a few times and we hung out. Up to this point I've not told her explicitly I wanted to date her but I was assuming we'll just blossom into a relationship. Problem was we never saw each other frequently. Maybe once in two months and I didn't call so often. Not because I didn't care.

Now to the beginning of the end. I called her one nonspecific day and we blabbed about nothing and suddenly I don't remember how but I told her I really liked her. I was not prepared for her response. She told me she's been in love with me for five years and what took me so long. She got all emotional and started crying. We rescheduled the call.
Now this is where my demon starts. I become so emotional I couldn't control myself. I would call everyday and send tacky messages. I tried to arrange a meeting but she always refused. Eventually we saw. I told her to her face I was in love with her and bla bla. She looked at me without any affect. It was really cold. Then she said 'did you expect me to say something'
I was befuddled. I couldn't understand what was happening. I would call her everyday and send messages, despite my tight schedule. She never called back nor replied. I got exasperated and asked her what the problem was she said she was processing. That was where it ended. She became cold and distant. Not replying my messages and sounding like I was bugging her. On her birthday I offered to take her out. No reply. Send a birthday message, no reply.
That was when I actually realise how crazy I've been. I knew all my moves in reality were against the code of courting but they came from a part of my heart I had never explored. But I had crucified every bit of my self respect and I think I'm done. I deleted her number because the urge to call her was too much(luckily I hadn't memorised it). It's been about a week now. She's not called. I stalk her Facebook page but she's not so active there. I can't see another girl because I found she's everything I want in a lady. I know it'll take 3 months to heal but everyday is so painful. Perhaps I was a coward for not letting her know sooner I don't know. But every night I dream that she calls me and tells me she loves me too. I know this isn't going to happen and I'll probably never find someone I'll love that much. But I'll find someone.
I'm pretty sure no one would read this this typing it out actually feels a little good
I feel your pain and understand the you being a master of flings part but when it comes to love..u get it wrong.

Now progress further without calling her again or sending any messages. If she's into you, she would come back. Trust me. Meanwhile use the time to meet other people and remember, love is different, we act all nice and scare the girl away, If only you could act just 50 percent of the way you act to the flings and not get too emotional in the beginning..love will not run away.

These tips might help...even for this girl you are about to forget, especially Number 10...

https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get

Mind you, one of the reasons she loved you back then in school was because you were unavailable and had a GF.
Rap BattlesRe: M.i's Comment On Vector's 2hours 30minutes Freestyle Fury by Unibentested(m): 12:18pm On Aug 24, 2015
.

RomanceRe: ......... by Unibentested(m): 5:13am On Aug 23, 2015
Jhenny:
are they all taken? They seem to have gone extinct. I miss being in love,i mean i would love to fall in love again but the men out there these days have all gone terribly bad. No commitment. All they want is sex sex and sex. Are there no good men willing to love you for who you are and wait till marraige. Must you sample?. I'm almost giving up on men but gosh,i miss being in love and i want to fall in love again but i'm worried. Seriously,are there still good men or are they all taken??
Check the Friend Zone, Wuse, Abuja...Good guys plenty dia..


Guys, see below for unorthodox tips to escape the notorious friendzone..

https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get

RomanceRe: One Thing You Need To Do That Will Make A Girl To Chase You by Unibentested(m): 9:53pm On Aug 22, 2015
Nice one from a fellow Don Juan...another tip for the WAN...(Wussies Association of Nigeria)

I hope this makes FP, as the one I posted last week seen below hasn't received FP audience yet, meanwhile guys are being friendzoned every minute..


https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tips-escape-friendzone-get
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op):
fejikudz:
makes sense, thumbs up op
Thanks Bro...Mods nor gree carry am go FP, make boys learn...
RomanceRe: My Sister Calls My Boyfriend's Name In Her Sleep by Unibentested(m): 8:58pm On Aug 22, 2015
There are two things involved, either you always speak and complain to your sister about him, just before you two go to bed, leading to her mentioning his name in her sleep, as we sometimes dream of what we talk or think about just before bed...or your BF don dey burst your sister jerrycan...

Pele
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I need a job urgently (any job) by Unibentested(m): 2:06am On Aug 20, 2015
Onajevwe:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I need your prayers.

angry
Great Uniben...God dey...Just sent you a request on Linked in...stay positive
CelebritiesRe: Biko Does This Girl Have Any Ukwu, What Is She Showing (photos) by Unibentested(m): 8:32pm On Aug 19, 2015
ZianaJordana:
Prior to her fat transfers and injections, she had a butt like 99% of white women. I don't exactly desire a butt as big as hers, but to each her own, I guess.
I've seen plenty of black women with naturally huge butts. Serena Williams being a good example.
Dat Serena's butt nailed it...pls don't say more...u Hv nailed it...lol

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 10 pages)