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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Engineering Firm In Vi Test by Unibentested(m): 5:55pm On Oct 30, 2015
keleto:
@unibentested. @solutionguy. I fit get ur number
Send a PM..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Engineering Firm In Vi Test by Unibentested(m): 5:54pm On Oct 30, 2015
skinnybleed:
pls chief, do you have d address you sent your application to, kindly give me, i'd like to send if at all I might get an invite, thanks in anticipation...
professionaljobrecruitments@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Engineering Firm In Vi Test by Unibentested(m):
keleto:
don't think the coy is actually famfa (assuming is not scam)
because the address on the text message says no 1 idowu tailor street vi.

the question now is this,when one gets to commerce house which company will you say you are looking for
I smell rat!!!.
No be only rat..pls dnt discourage pple..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Engineering Firm In Vi Test by Unibentested(m):
kreal:
But y d test and not interview since it's for experience positions. Coming from far for test... Oga oooo... Naija sha
Oil and gas job market is crowded now...plenty people with experience looking for jobs due to layoffs from fallen oil prices, so many people must have applied...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Engineering Firm In Vi Test by Unibentested(m): 8:37am On Oct 30, 2015
kreal:
@unibentested...i can remember Dat email... Dey did advert for different positions last month... I applied for Production Operator.
Yes they did, 29th of September..See positions below..
An indigenous oil and gas company, is seeking to recruit qualified candidates to fill the following positions below:

1: Production Operator (Field Base)

2: Health Environment and Safety Engineer

3: Electrical, Instrumentation and Control Technician (Field Base)

4: Mechanical Technician (Field Base)

5: Deepwater Drilling Engineer
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Engineering Firm In Vi Test by Unibentested(m):
I got the email and text message..For the guys asking if they should travel down..better do so because this is a rare opportunity....As valley007 rightly said,I used my tested skills to decode it's from FAMFA Oil (See picture below for more info)...Alakija's Oil Producing Company in partnership with Chevron...what positions did you guys apply for?
EducationRe: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Unibentested(m): 4:32am On Oct 24, 2015
osnova:
I rep C. K. C onitsha.. Back in ma junior level... There z this kind of prank we play on sleeping muluanyas.. Time bomb ya(already burned stick lite up with match stick) on somebody, in ma sec level... Could remember the day ma house master knack me two by two for head. . I swear for the man talk say im wedding gift go b cane i go rap give am..
C. K. C.. A fun place to be(bonitas disciplina ascientia... Primus interpares) lol.
Primus Inter Pares!!
CrimeRe: 3 Nigerian-canadaians arrested in $5-billion Money-laundering Scheme by Unibentested(m): 5:56pm On Oct 23, 2015
Lol...Ibo and Benin...Bad combination.

#Before you quote me..I am 100% Ibo with Intensive Benin orientation..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help Me: I Just Received A Job Offer From Addax Petroleum Nigeria by Unibentested(m): 12:39pm On Oct 20, 2015
It's Scam...Addax Petroleum just let go 95percent Consultants (contract staff) due to fallen oil price and royalties issues with NNPC....check the email address it was sent with...I bet my salary that it's not @addaxpetroleum.com, I know this cos I worked there for 3years plus am Uniben tested (the current headquarters of scam)....you will apply, write test, undergo phone interview or face to face interview, be called on phone before given any offer.

To answer your legit questions...
Nebosh is between 250k and 300k
HSE level 3 was 20k when I had mine in 2010...

Contact the (Benin, Owerri Or Lagos) boys that sent you that email, and they would ask you to pay for the certificates...A word is enough for the wise...
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 5:28pm On Oct 18, 2015
fejikudz:
Finally front page.. Unibentested once again.. Nice write up. Thumbs up
Thanks Bro..be like na your comment drive the post...
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 1:27pm On Oct 18, 2015
kpeshe:
Ladies, no be only unable sabi friendzone guys. After a terrible experience of being "just a friend", I retaliated by getting close to a girl, I mean so close until she was sick in love to d extent that she broke up with her bf and later, she asked me to date her but I ignored the proposal as if I no ever hear, though I dey trip for the check cos she is breathtakingingly beautiful and from a rich home (don't need her cash but at least she won't see me as her father) To cut the long story short, I finally "removed" her from the friendzone and today we are planning to get married.
Lol...@ bolded..I keep telling much younger male cousins who are students, while in school, no go dey pursue hungry girl or girl wey get more financial problems than you, find someone a bit comfortable..not as a gold digger to collect her gold(that's unacceptable), but so she won't see you as her father...make you no carry two people wahala for head join your all your carry overs...However when you start working, Ehen!!..you fit use ur salary do Father Christmas..
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 3:52am On Oct 18, 2015
Finally!! FP..
FamilyRe: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Unibentested(m): 7:13pm On Oct 14, 2015
I went to visit a friend in his office and sat at the reception with some other people. Minutes later the MD walked in with his kids and his daughter of about 3years walked behind carrying a teddy bear. A guy (staff) of the company walked past and said to her, my friend come and shake me, she looked at him and said who is your friend? Keep dreaming....

Na so Everybody open mouth!
PoliticsRe: Babatunde Raji Fashola Trends On Twitter Worldwide by Unibentested(m): 1:53pm On Oct 14, 2015
Fashola...Uniben Tested!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Proserv Job Recruitment (5 Vacant Positions) by Unibentested(m): 10:13am On Oct 13, 2015
ayodejiowolabi2:
Has any one been called for project manager interview? A any update from those people that have been interviewed?
My friend that applied has not been called yet. I am not expecting a call since they already called me for Workshop Supervisor
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Electrical And Mechanical Maintenance Technician Urgently Needed by Unibentested(m): 1:33pm On Oct 06, 2015
chinae:
40pin for trans or what?
My broda, I tire pass Michelin..maybe the 40k na day rate..so monthly rate go be 1.2m...Naija
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Proserv Job Recruitment (5 Vacant Positions) by Unibentested(m): 11:01am On Oct 05, 2015
Mackin:
@unibentested, Are u still wori abt proximity? Is it d same person who did d first interview conduct d second?did dey gav u T.fear? Success.
First interview was in PH conducted by 1 person...Second interview in Lagos, 3 people (2 new people plus first person from PH)...No T - fare....No proximity issues as one of the questions would be If you are willing to relocate to PH if given the offer...Thanks for the wishes
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Proserv Job Recruitment (5 Vacant Positions) by Unibentested(m): 9:58pm On Oct 03, 2015
ayodejiowolabi2:
@unibentested, Do you have an ideal whether they will still conduct 2nd stage interview for those that did the 1st stage of interview?
Yes..I have had 2 interviews already..
FoodRe: So I Washed Bitter Leaf With A Washing Machine; The Result Was Bewildering! by Unibentested(m): 3:18pm On Oct 03, 2015
Isi aki..
Jobs/VacanciesSPIE Current Oil And Gas Vacancies. by Unibentested(op): 6:58am On Oct 03, 2015
SPIE Oil & Gas Services (part of the SPIE Group) provides a complete range of services to some of the world’s largest oil and gas companies through its network of offices in 26 countries across Africa, the Middle-East and Asia-Pacific.

Our turnover (547M€ in 2013) has doubled in the last five years thanks to the dedication of our 4000 employees to whom we give training, recognition, and genuine opportunities for career development.

In order to support this growth, SPIE Oil & Gas Services is always seeking talented individuals to join its teams. We currently have an opportunity within SPIE Oil & Gas Services Nigeria for Various Positions.

The open positions are listed below:

FPSO ICSS Foreman
FPSO Turbine Forman
FPSO HVAC Senior Technicians
FPSO Rigging/Lifting Supervisors
FPSO Rigging/Lifting Technicians
Warehouse Supervisors
Warehouse Technicians
FPSO Electrical Supervisors/Engineers
FPSO Electrical Technicians
FPSO Instrument Supervisors/Engineers
FPSO Instrument Technicians
FPSO Mechanical Supervisors/Engineers
FPSO Mechanical Technicians

If qualified for any of the positions above, kindly submit your updated CV to 

job-nigeria.sogs@spie.com

stating your position of interest as the subject of your email.

Kindly ensure you state the position you are applying for as the subject of your email as failure to do so will render your application invalid.

Note that these positions are open to Nigerians ONLY.

SPIE Oil & Gas Services promotes diversity. All our positions are suitable for disabled people.

Location: Nigeria

Salary: To be discussed‎
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Proserv Job Recruitment (5 Vacant Positions) by Unibentested(m): 1:56pm On Oct 01, 2015
ayodejiowolabi2:
@ unibentested, how was the interview? I applied for project manager. I have not been[sup][/sup] called for interview but I received the email the sent about 3 weeks ago.
It went well..Thank God. I think the Project Manager candidates would be interviewed last..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Vacancy In An Oil Servicing Company by Unibentested(m): 10:01am On Oct 01, 2015
From the OP's username it's JCI(JC international) ..Oil and gas servicing and inspection company based in PH..Google dem
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Proserv Job Recruitment (5 Vacant Positions) by Unibentested(m): 9:53am On Oct 01, 2015
Any one called for workshop supervisor and Project Manager yet? I was called for workshop supervisor interview last week.
RomanceRe: My Sexcapade Wth My Half Sister's Friend by Unibentested(m): 6:17pm On Sep 28, 2015
jonaifame22:
asked if I could just spare her the relationship and just be ordinary friends wth her as I heard that my heart sank but I didn't give up, sharply as a former uniben boi wth lot's of washie lines to show for it I started to apply my washie pick up lines knowing that she'll fall flat like the wall of jericho then she said she call me the next morning to lemme in on her decision so I wanted to pay for what we ate but she declined me paying for her and paid for herself,
E Clear..
RomanceRe: 10 tips to escape the friendzone and get any girl of your dreams by Unibentested(op): 4:50pm On Sep 23, 2015
tobybasten:
Ok

When you're done reading, please wake me up.
Lol..over a month and not even 1 like on ur post even thought it's FTC..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Project Manager Wanted In An Oil & Gas Servicing Company (DELTA STATE). by Unibentested(m):
databoy247:
if you are applying, then be patient as a new page will load giving you more forms to fill and finally attach your CV.
OK
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Only Great ‘toasters’ Get The Best Jobs In Nigeria by Unibentested(m):
butanep:
It is said that women are moved by what they hear, right? And that if you want to date any lady, you must have a sugar-coated mouth or better still, you must be a great toaster. Though, money and other things come to play here, but most often than not, the guy who usually gets the babe is the one that can sweet-talk the most. 

If you have been toasting for long or have dated a pretty lady before because you can talk well, you will relate better with what I just said. Let’s face it, most times, it is not the money or the cool ride alone that trips a lady, the ability to talk well and make her laugh too come handy.  You must say what she wants to hear.


Thus, I believe it is the same skills that you need to get a babe that you also need to get a job. Aside having a good grade and getting all the skills in the world, the ability to package yourself well is very important. Or why else do people make the best effort to look very nice and presentable when they go for interviews? It’s all packaging. And trust me, that’s what you need to get your feet in the door.

However, to get a cool job, your packaging must start right before the interview. Start your packaging right from your CV. If your CV does not hit the right notes with the company you are applying to, you won’t get an interview let alone a job.

Just the way you can't use on line or words to get every girl, the same way you can't use one Cv to get every jobs. You need tailored different kind of Cv that can fit the position you are applying to get. It is better to get a CV for petroleum sector, financial institution, education sector and even communication sector. Just the way jennifer might reject you after wooing her with the sweet words, Jane might accept you even with the same word. Don't tell your self, you don't have any experience on that area, my guy, you have little experience. Just take a history of you life and dig that little thing you have done out, then add it to your CV.

You need to prepare yourself for the interview or test. Just like getting prepared for a date after wooing the lady. This time is the last time you bring out that sweet words and let her know how much you will love to be with her. The same goes to the interviewer too. You have to prepare very well, because it's like the last chance to tell the firm you have what it takes to drive the company forward. You have to use the sweets words ( skills & achievements) to persuade the interviewer you are really an indispensable tool the company need to hire.

Don't give up, be a good toaster and a good good seeker. The job will come very soon. Never get discouraged. You should know that the country doesn't hold you a job,you have to fight to get it.

If you are tired of job haunting, then create a job by setting up a business.

Goodluck.

Cc: Lalasticlala
As a Master Don Juan, I totally relate..You need to be SMART. PACKAGE your CV and PREPARE for interviews by READING very well.

This enhances your CONFIDENCE during interviews and when toasting as outlined in some points of my post below which I urge all guys to find time and read( CC : Lalasticlala)

https://www.nairaland.com/2525657/10-tested-trusted-tips-get


I need not remind you that CONFIDENCE is key in nailing that job or that girl of your dreams.

OP, I actually Toasted (in your words) a white man who interviewed me on Monday for a position in a multinational oil and gas company.

Thirty minutes interview turn to 2hours of gisting about different topics even babes.

I use my sweet mouth and packaging garnered from my Uniben 'ladies man' years plus PLENTY reading o!....hold the man for work and he immediately scheduled me for the second stage interview with the over all boss...So once again..I totally relate with your post.


A good sense of humour helps too...

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Project Manager Wanted In An Oil & Gas Servicing Company (DELTA STATE). by Unibentested(m): 4:48pm On Sep 22, 2015
Application without anywhere to attach Cv? I wonder wetin una wan use people name, email address and phone number do...

databoy247:
Our client is a player in the Oil and Gas industry with operational base in Warri, Delta State and is currently recruiting for the position of Project Manager.

Job Description.
-Lead the team and execute projects within the safety rules and Quality standards.
-Become the first point of contact for the client.
-Coming up with creative technical solutions that enable you to complete a project successfully within time and budget with the resources available and maximize the operational results.
-Responsible for your team, equipment, third party involvement and procurements.
-Determine objectives and measures upon which projects will be evaluated at its completion.
-In consultation with the appropriate manager, recruit, interview and select staff and/or direct labor with appropriate skills for project activities.
-Contract qualified consultants to work on the project as appropriate.
-Experience in field operations and community liaison skills will be an added advantage.

Qualification
Minimum of 2 years working experience.
Willingness to work in locations as the job demands.
Good command of English Language and preferably other Nigerian native Languages.
A degree in Sciences or Social Sciences.
Salary
Very attractive with relocation expenses covered.

APPLY HERE
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Agip Vacancy by Unibentested(m): 8:36am On Sep 17, 2015
noeloge82:
Guys in d house pls I need ur advice my cousin just called me dat a friend of his that works with agip has helped him secure a job after spending some money now his saying that agip wants to send them to milan next wk for training at a total cost of 580000 but they are asked to raise 280000 to enable them make d trip.
While agip will take care of 300000 expensis ,
Now my question is , is it possible for agip to make such demand then if agip is making such demand what is d basiscs of employement when u pay for your training
Pls I will appreciate ur contributions and suggestions
Tnx so much
Guy..Agip scam is notorious in Port Harcourt....Make ur cousin Wise!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Proserv Job Recruitment (5 Vacant Positions) by Unibentested(m): 12:12pm On Sep 16, 2015
Mackin:
@unibentestec,for proximity i dnt think so bcz i stay in lagos and i was invitd.
OK Bro, thanks for the information..Fingers crossed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Notify The Police If You See This Man by Unibentested(m): 9:55pm On Sep 15, 2015
barcaboi:
My brother, Big fem, lost his car around 4.30pm on Monday at PALMS. The thief trailed him into the mall. Please if u recognise this guy, help notify the police. If a mall is not save for us, then we have 2 watch over our backs everytime....please share...let us get him
pics 2: that's my bro in White and the thief right behind him
This should be on the front page..It could happen to anyone..

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