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EkoErrands:
After some time the geckos head was completely in SIMBA's mouth

...instead of the gecko to shout ajabirimo she just stay there dey hug SIMBA as if say na play we come play.

EkoErrands:
...so I started making a video of the entire spectacle....
After SIMBA the snake finished constructing the gecko, it started positioning for the gecko's head and like play like play SIMBA that is not any bigger than a pencil started swallowing a whole gecko

praxisnetworks:
nope...nairalanders will surely supply yours within seven days.

TrumpDonald2:
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rickkychidex111:
JUST COMING IN FROM BENIN: ‎

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Ideagatesauto:
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.Keyless entry n exit
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Rheminx:
is this a joke?.For a registered 14-year-old vehicle...1.3m or you meant 130k

BigBelleControl:
This Badoo group, what exactly is their motive?

buchilino:
SO IF SOMEONE TELLS U TO PAY 500K AS BRIDE PRICE, U WILL FOOLISHLY PAY IT. I THOUGHT U GUYS WERE SMART. BESIDE Y R U TRYING TO BE TRIBAL, DIDN'T SOMEBODY PAY MORE DAN 2 MILLION AS BRIDE PRICE 4 IBBs DAUGHTER RECENTLY.

Paperwhite:
So the army can't organized their own logistics to fight internal security only to resort to this nonsense-violating people's rights? Is this the first time Nigeria Army will be lawless or is this how it's being done I'm civilized settings.Stop defending shit.My dad was a retired soldier if you care.

adetoroamos:
ftc since I have joined this forum I dedicated to my wife and my girlfriend

Jackeeh:
Relocate to calabar. I'll accommodate you.

GlobalGisting:
I just am still feeling somehow. Let me start from the top.

I moved into a new flat in Benin City recently. But I left my things in my other apt in Lagos. So I am still putting the House in order. I only have my electronics in the parlour but the rooms have been fixed up. I also have paid the guys making the seats but they are yet to finish up so in d interim I am using the carton of my TV to lay in the parlour while I watch TV whenever I'm home.

So this morning, I woke up said my prayers and stepped into the parlour. Opened the front door briefly and locked it, went back to my bathroom and washed my mouth. Then came back into the parlour to watch morning news.

I layed on the carton as I always do, but I was feeling some movement beneath the foamed part where I rest my head, at first I felt it was the from adjusting but on a second thought I got up to arrange it.

As I took the white foam up to shift it a little higher, lo and behold, a snake crawled out from beneath my "pillow". I felt like disappearing. I screamed snake and my cousin who came in yesterday ran out of his room and gallantly killed the snake.

Usually I don't get afraid, I killed animals and even went hunting in the past, but this was a close call. I've been so full of thanks to God. "Though I "sleep" on snakes...I shall not be bitten.

My chair must be finished tomorrow wether they like it or not. I've been patient enough.

Make Una thank God for me oo

shortgun:
That's a banded water snake.....its non venomous.

obataokenwa:
That's Obasanjo for you. He wiped out the whole village.

Willie2015:
Sometimes when I read some portion of the Bible, I am just lost for words..

The LORD says. ‘Yet I have loved Jacob, but Esau I have hated, and I have turned his mountains into a wasteland and left his inheritance to the desert jackals.

Its simply Gods choice of who he hate and who he loved.

obataokenwa:
If it's Nigeria, the army would have gone to wipe out the whole village. The more reason Obasanjo and Buhari will suffer for all the innocent souls they ordered to be killed. Atleast is better the court sentence them than jungle justice by the military as seen in Shiite, IPOB protests and Udi massacre.

hopefulLandlord:
when you want to see a fool speak kindly speak to the mirror

hopefulLandlord:
This pastor shouldn't suffer like this if Jesus words were true as reported in the Bible because Jesus said you would get anything you ask in his name; Jesus also repeated this many times over and over to show that he means it

below are such verses

And Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” (Matthew 21:21-22)

Jesus also reiterated it again

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20)

and again

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25)

and again

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)

and again

(Matthew 17:20 For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.) then whatever you ask for in prayer will be granted, there are obviously only a few options available.

looking at the above verses and trying to square it with this pastor's predicament, one comes to 5 possible conclusions

1) the Bible is wrong, Jesus never said these things

2) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus was wrong

3) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus lied

4) this pastor prayed for alleviation of his suffering but had no faith

5) the Bible is just a collection of myths & fables & Yahweh, Satan, Jesus, Holy Spirit doesn't exist

take your pick

hopefulLandlord:
This pastor shouldn't suffer like this if Jesus words were true as reported in the Bible because Jesus said you would get anything you ask in his name; Jesus also repeated this many times over and over to show that he means it

below are such verses

And Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” (Matthew 21:21-22)

Jesus also reiterated it again

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20)

and again

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25)

and again

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)

and again

(Matthew 17:20 For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.) then whatever you ask for in prayer will be granted, there are obviously only a few options available.

looking at the above verses and trying to square it with this pastor's predicament, one comes to 5 possible conclusions

1) the Bible is wrong, Jesus never said these things

2) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus was wrong

3) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus lied

4) this pastor prayed for alleviation of his suffering but had no faith

5) the Bible is just a collection of myths & fables & Yahweh, Satan, Jesus, Holy Spirit doesn't exist

take your pick

kumulus:
Congrats to d dude but this isn't wat I was expecting to see when the mentioned 'Scientist'.....


***Pls don't ask me what I was expecting to see....IF you have brain, I mean IF YOU HAVE BRAIN, you'll know!

Tearless:
And the point flies over the bastard's head. As expected from the son of a leper who spent the first decade of his life putting on the cap of doom. It sucked out everything human in you and installed stüpidity in its place.

Mcreloaded:
No wonder American government refused to sell air crafts to Nigerian government they already knew in advance what the fighter jets will be uses for