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Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Was A GTBank Major Customer - Wife Reveals by unitedsurv: 2:38pm On Jun 21, 2017

GTBank and Gibiti are like abeg who get that Zuma picture angry

Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Man-Led Robbery Gang Busted In Lagos By Police (Photo) by unitedsurv: 4:15pm On Jun 20, 2017

HeOrShe:
What amuses me is how calm and gentle this guys looks as if once u touch dem dey will die

But if dey catch u for road ehhh..

.as in ehn he taya me o no wonder they say "dont judge a book by it's cover"

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Crime › Re: Abba Kyari: 'How I Arrested Evans, An Intelligent Criminal With A Very Sound IQ' by unitedsurv: 3:48pm On Jun 20, 2017*

can you imagine undecided

police n money sha so becos Evans na billionaire na hin make Abba post with am like a celebrity or ayam nor understanding o undecided

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Crime › Re: 4 Men Who Stole Musical Instruments In Lagos Caught & Disgraced (Photos) by unitedsurv: 3:31pm On Jun 20, 2017

police sef be like this one weak me grin

Politics › Re: Police Dismiss 2 Traffic Wardens In Abuja Over N15k Bribe From A Motorist by unitedsurv: 3:17pm On Jun 20, 2017

na dem the so called religion of piss followers undecided

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Politics › Re: Cameroon’s Soldiers At Goshi, Kill 162 Boko Haram Militants (Photos) by unitedsurv: 12:48pm On Jun 20, 2017

KOnce:
Do we now steal other African military pictures?

These are CAMEROUNIAN BIR soilders

why are you this blind I thought OP specified Cameron army he didn't mention Nigerian army abi na u nor dey see ni undecided

well a wise man once said "look before you leap"

Politics › Re: Cameroon’s Soldiers At Goshi, Kill 162 Boko Haram Militants (Photos) by unitedsurv: 12:30pm On Jun 20, 2017

Destined2win:
When it happens, thou will exclaim"oh what a military"! Then you will beat your chest and say, "Yes, the military of my country is the best in the world" and nobody will question you because it is evident.

Do me a favor, just pray for my Presidency!

hmmm guy not easy as your thinking o not when those bloody demons (North) are still in Nigeria and those cabals hijacking the Government. you'd surely need God's backing to do that

Politics › Re: 16 Killed In Multiple Suicide Attacks On Borno Village by unitedsurv: 10:56am On Jun 20, 2017

oshe11:
16 People?

Thats equal to...... 32 kidneys, eyes
16skulls, liver, pleek/punny
See hw dis people dey waste source of money

THIS COUNTRY TAYA ME.....

Y POVERTY NO GO PLENTY WEN WE KEEP WASTING SOURCES OF MONEY

Lmao guy I swear ehn but just kwatinu lol

Autos › Re: 2008 Complete First Body Honda Crv In Ibadan @1.9 Last by unitedsurv: 5:53pm On Jun 17, 2017

missjolacrown:
available

hmmm nawa o your car just expensive anyhow how far now toks is not up to this

Autos › Re: This KiaSOLD SOLD SOLD Rio First SOLD SOLDBody Manual Is 650fixed In Ibadan by unitedsurv: 5:51pm On Jun 17, 2017

missjolacrown:
oga no sir

kie na old model na and still manual again

Autos › Re: This KiaSOLD SOLD SOLD Rio First SOLD SOLDBody Manual Is 650fixed In Ibadan by unitedsurv: 5:49pm On Jun 17, 2017

missjolacrown:
available

how far 300k

Politics › Re: #BuhariAbsenteePresident Trends On Twitter by unitedsurv: 2:21pm On Jun 17, 2017*

Tbh I see blood and weapons and ammunitions Nigeria is like a country sitting on the mouth of a gun anyone can fire my advice let' all tribes disconnect from this blood sucking tribe.....do you even know what pain me most go to school "No' but they believe power is an inherited thing for them. ....on my own as the president nothing will stop me from making those useless set of tribe be on their own this is to much hahaa

Health › Re: Yoga With Nigerian Dwarf Goats Craze Takes Off In The US. See Photos by unitedsurv: 10:57am On Jun 17, 2017

onatisi:
Na only africa things dey different. If na africa,the reverse is the case whereby goats will be running away from ppl when they see them. Even goats change their behaviour in a sane environment

I tell you my brother i'm xoxo suprised to just see how the goat felt free and happy with this people that one even climbed that lady's back it in Nigeria I saw a goat learning to fly fence to escape death even their babies o

Foreign Affairs › Re: USS Fitzgerald Damaged By The Crash, Seven Crew Members Missing by unitedsurv: 10:35am On Jun 17, 2017*

ehn ehn so US stuffs sef dey crash I thought those two senators made the corntree perfect in all they do angry

but OP ehn ehn

Romance › Re: Her First Visit Left Me Totally Confused by unitedsurv: 10:14am On Jun 17, 2017

Biafrareform:
Let me start by giving you a background story to what you are about to read.

In 2015, the girl I love left me in a disvastating manner. I was so heartbroken. I decided to be careful so as not to have such experience again. I changed completely.
From 2015 to March this year, I comfortably and effortlesly walked in and out of 5 relationship. Leaving the ladies heartbroken,

It was in March that I realized that am finding it difficult to love a woman. So I consciously try to change it and settle with my future bae.

Last week, I met a dreamed girl. She is hot and well endowed from the back. She is the perfect girl I want. Within 3 days, I discovered she has fallen in love with me. I reciprocated by showing her care. Then I discovered she is the jealous type.
She told me she left an abusive relationship with a rich guy and have made up her mind not to go into any till I showed up.
I invited her over to my place today, the moment we walked into my apartment, she was all over me. She followed me to the kitchen while I prepared food for her and started kissing me.
While we were together, her ex called and she told him that she has found rest of mind with someone else.
Done eating, we set to talk and we started kissing. Then she asked me to make love to her. I declined and explained to her that is too early for it and don't want to rush into it. She was angry and mad at me, accusing me of sleeping around with my school friends, she couldn't believed I said No.
She started crying and made me to understand that I just have to make her cum. That's she is feeling that way cos she is totally in love with me. That I shouldnt make her remember her past.
I decided to play with her all through till she was satisfied.

Am left confused. I really love this girl and I don't want to have sex with her now. She may end up like others. My love for her hasnt matured yet. I need grow more in love with her.

hmmm bro thank God you voiced out quickly my advice is that you take heed my brother be careful o coz that's how or who they are a girl you just met and she's crying for sex is a clear point she has seen yourgreat future with her inner eyes and she's a messanger to destroy it for you without much talk,
then at school then mellanby hall we use to have a guy on the other floor close to mine he's with this girl who he claim to love to cut the story short I was in a IVCU (Ibadan versity Christian union) night vigil coz a prophet was invited that night and to my suprise this guy gf was there idk if God minister to that pastor to call her out for prayers everyone was amazed how she ws rolling like a snake shouting "leave me alone who are u to touch me i'm a dog I use my head to walk anyone who have sex with me should forget making it in life" fear catch everyone that night
in a nutshell bro for the sake of yourself n future you had better run from her coz I wount believe anyone who tell me it's normal for the girl to have sex it's a big No she have an hidden plan in her you'll need to pray God should show you
coz no body here will join you in fasting n going from one mountain to another when things stArt turning upside down. a word is enough for the wise coz it will be so sad to say at most 40 minutes enjoyment destroy your future or a girl did
David in the bible is an example
Samson the strongest
Solomon the wisest
a girl brought them all to their kneels wise up bro coz the truth indeed is bitter

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Crime › Re: Man Whose Female Organ Comes Out At Night Makes More Shocking Confession by unitedsurv: 12:10am On Jun 17, 2017

no wonder not only my dad and pastor told me if I would want to be something in life run from women and pre-marital sex so it's true nawa o cry

Romance › Re: My Fiancé Verbally Insults Me Always by unitedsurv: 11:51pm On Jun 16, 2017

habeny:
Good afternoon, am a 26 years old lady and am getting married next month, but anytime I have an argument with my fiance he insults me,telling me am a fool, an idiot, etc, have tried to correct him several times but he doesn't see anything wrong with it, just this morning we had an argument and he started again calling me all sort of names. Am starting to get really scared, because if he's doing this when we are engaged what will he do to me when when we are married

sis it's only in America n Europe you can marry and after one or two violence you divorce asap and they'll easily find men to love n remarry them with their children. words kill even faster than beating so my point is this marriage is for better for worst it's a clear evidence he got no dang respect for you and sis remember this is Nigeria o before you file divorce siblings ll frustrate you, husband family will even court will keep adjourning your case until the worst happen even if they divorce you both n you have a kid who's that man that will wana marry n care for you except god sent coz its rare 1%/100% of guys. may God not let us be unfortunate o. amen
It's not to late sis to put your gear auto reverse. coz if your waiting for changes after marriage ole ri o.
elders say " you cant change hyena's spotted skin/body to a spotless one then it's no more an hyena" all those shouting continue with the marriage when it start will they be there for you? ask urself

Romance › Re: My Fiancé Verbally Insults Me Always by unitedsurv: 11:25pm On Jun 16, 2017

PrickGetSize:
Does he have enough money to take care of you and your future family?

Does he show you love?

Does he care for your well-being?

Does he fvck you real good?

If the answer to these questions is yes then I see no reason why ordinary insult should spoil your marriage, unless he beats you. Insult him back - call him a bigger fool, a he-goat, a maluu, a stupendous ignoramus calamity - and get used to it. When kids start coming he won't have time to insult you again.

Marriage is for better or worse!

and if they are asking people who go to school n is intelligent to raise his/ her hand you sef go follow undecided

in tope alabi's voice "eru olorun bami, eru olorun bami o angry

Crime › Re: Bomb Scare At Diamond Bank In Jos As Bomb Is Suspected To Be In Car Parked by unitedsurv: 4:04pm On Jun 16, 2017

Edu3Again:
The South Of Nigeria has had enough of this violence plaguing the nation.

Now they force they cattles to harrass us in the south.

First Edo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT8wMInTM0

then Enugu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unahWOgIaFE

Wednesday a hausa man was caught offloading guns in Nnewi.

https://anedohotgist..co.uk/2017/06/fear-grin-nnewi-anedo-kingdom-as-hausa.html

Ewo this one weak me.......where the kingdom dey sef undecided

tbh this Hausa are really spreading preparing for war jah abeg your people in this country

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Celebrities › Re: Stonebwoy Marries Louisa Ansong (Photos) by unitedsurv: 3:55pm On Jun 16, 2017

superlanny:
Am I the only one seeing the groom on Pam slippers and some of his friends too, this is so swagless, something a yourba dude will never do. Yoruba=Swag.

Hin tell you say hin be Yoruba? or is your leg his leg maybe na you be dia sponsor.....the bride without shoe woya go behead her nonsense angry

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Politics › Re: PDP Governors Meet At Fayose's House In Abuja Over Supreme Court Judgement by unitedsurv: 10:15am On Jun 16, 2017

xpiranza:
that threat from the north better stand ohhh.... cos we need our oil bloc back from the these bloody northerners

and the violent take it by force grin

Politics › Re: PDP Governors Meet At Fayose's House In Abuja Over Supreme Court Judgement by unitedsurv: 10:06am On Jun 16, 2017

Niger Delta militants have issued fresh threats to northerners in the region to vacate before October first or they risk facing their wrath.
The militants had issued a threat following a 90-day ultimatum given to Igbos in the north asking that oil blocs belonging to northerners be forfeited.

“As a follow-up on our previous press release, a joint meeting between the Coalition of Niger Delta Agitators and youth leaders across the Niger Delta region held today (Thursday) in Port Harcourt to review the state of the Nigerian nation and the position of Niger Delta in the Nigerian state. After hours of deliberation; we hereby resolve as follows:
“All northerners living in the Niger Delta have been given three-month notice to quit the Niger Delta before October 1, 2017. We still stand by our previous decisions and we demand the immediate return of the oil blocs owned by northerners to Niger Delta people.
“All oil and gas companies operating in oil bloc(s)/well(s) illegally owned by northerners should also vacate such oil blocs/wells/platforms before October 1, 2017.

Politics › Re: PDP Governors Meet At Fayose's House In Abuja Over Supreme Court Judgement by unitedsurv: 10:04am On Jun 16, 2017*

Celebrities › Re: Drogba Reacts As Davido Builds House For Utibe, A Boy Fan (Pics) by unitedsurv: 1:10am On Jun 16, 2017

noetic5:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5503175_20170615192626_jpeg4a48ae78ca7146734d96804116f301a5

nice gesture from OBO.. See photos of the finished beautiful house. SEE PHOTOS

you are a big fool in a nutshell. ....btw where's seun n company when you need them? they only ban when person support hin people or religion mtchew angry

Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo, Mr Eazi Appointed As Anti-Tobacco Ambassadors Of Nigeria by unitedsurv: 1:00pm On Jun 15, 2017

but where is burna boy when FG dey select them angry

Crime › Re: A Businessman's Picture Mistakenly Published As That Of Evans The Kidnap Kingpin by unitedsurv: 11:55am On Jun 15, 2017

Bullhari007:
guy sue their dirty a$$ for $1b , this is character assassination.... falsification is a serious case, don't just seat down jubilating, look for a competent criminal lawyer and sue them for $1B I'm sure the useless people that involved will beg for settlement... u are sure of #100m at the end... thank me later with #1m

oooooboi twale babe as in ehn.......guy abeg dm me you go get plenty business idea lol this are the kinda pple I roll with wink

business specialits grin

Crime › Re: UK Police Has Declared A Nigerian, Gbenga Ajibade, Wanted For Fraud Offences by unitedsurv: 4:51pm On Jun 14, 2017

pyyxxaro:
Show me your passport

TV/Movies › Re: Kechi Okwuchi Makes It To 2nd Round Of America's Got Talent by unitedsurv: 4:38pm On Jun 14, 2017

Great......but I dont think she's Igbo undecided

Crime › Re: Police Deny Inserting Broomsticks Into Evans joystick by unitedsurv: 12:01pm On Jun 14, 2017

lies everywhere
pictures of his dick or ah dontbelivit angry

Crime › Re: 2 Female Nigerian Fraudsters Arrested For Duping 7 Oyinbo Men Out Of £100K by unitedsurv: 11:14am On Jun 14, 2017*

if ah hear say Igbo nor dey dia somebody join me to sing in kendricks lamar voice they got crime in their DNA grin

continue influencing innocent Yoruba pple you hear judgment day is coming for una

Properties › Re: Huge Fire Breaks Out In 24-storey London Tower by unitedsurv: 7:35am On Jun 14, 2017*

it was a real wild fire caused by one of the tenant child who's believed to be suffering from pyromania but thank God our building wasn't affected. ....it was one of the biggest fire have ever seen even chopper was sent to evacuate people I pray nothing happens to mrs brian and the Williams cause those are the only good and caring white in that house embarassed

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Crime › Re: Man Kills His 18-Month-Old Daughter In Makurdi, "A Voice Told Him She's A Witch" by unitedsurv: 8:48pm On Jun 13, 2017

a voice just tell me Nnamdi kanu is among those responsible for this

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