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C2H5OH:
That's the perfect word for it - a "handout"
When did handouts become birthrights. Useless woman.

C2 which one is useless??

your woman or your girlfriend?? or both

what is a stingy b/f guys??
where is dear pride , I will never live on handouts from anyone I work for my self

MUZBO:
Even primitive creatures like the male mantis/spiders are never sure if the female wants sex or food until they get eaten up, not to talk of advanced female humans that are so smart that they keep out-smarting themselves! Don't try to understand them.

yoh at times guys make us change who we are, you get in a relationship so innocent they abuse you , cheating at every turn, but when you change they dont take full blame they now start labelling girls and say they hide their character

thats why at times I pray for me to be able to live alone and happy without the hussle of being heartbroken blah blah blah

GEW:
some people have perfected the fine act of pretence and falsehood

my dear one can pretend but not for long, somehow character has a way of coming out without warning I tell you,
but the best way of telling is having the 6th sense which helps in detecting what the eye misses

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=314645.msg4499065#msg4499065 date=1252349523]when did i put my hand on your chest? [/quote]the first time we met when you were standing by that pole near my church lol counting girls getting in and out of church lol
how are you today my dear

my dream date would be David Craig if he was younger I like toughish guys

one hand on my chest and the other on his, he said ''I love you with all that is me'' ,I cried and that was the beginning of today

my truthness

character is in built reflected in works, words and actions me thinks

dear my N2

the day is boring without yoa blessings on me

you are my world without you I remain in the atmosphere
how are you today

Yuor loving wife

Uni
p/s The Seeker keeps sending me pm's deal with him please

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=261058.msg4491561#msg4491561 date=1252252303][s]Have to start thinking of plan B to snuff her out incase C2H50H's shocker of a news is not effective and quick enough for me[/s]




Saul Pastor The Seeker thought he was going to Damascus and had everything he needed for the journey included Unitee, he was blind you see, until Jesus led him to Busy_body and made him a new person and gave him a new name Apostle The Seeker, so get thee behind us, C2 D [/quote]lol The Seeker now a pastor lol

ohh Busy body but I have connected you to The Seeker he is on his way to you
please my Na2Day is my Adam and I am his Eve
made directly from his rib noone except me fits well with him lol

TheSeeker:
Please expose him and name your price, I'll pay.

lol The Seeker I was with Busy Body in church today she said I should tell you that she can put you out of your misery go  ahead and ring her have sent her phone number to your email address

C2H5OH:
I was getting ready to expose your affairs with kunbee.

You better bribe me or else I will tell her how you two did it under the sink in her kitchen.

lol C2 why did you go under the sink does your woman sink that low
why cant you buy a bed for your girl kunbee

lol we can donate a bed to you me and my Na2Day if you want

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=261058.msg4489864#msg4489864 date=1252218795]wetin happen? she owe u money? [/quote]hello honey
my dear its sunday remember they want to waylay from right path
hope you had a wonderful day
mine was filled with you and I was in 7th heaven

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=261058.msg4472715#msg4472715 date=1251961295]shatap dia! [/quote]dont worry dear and dont let them work you up for nauts I belong to you in every sense, from hair to toes am all yours in happiness and in sadiness I will stand by you

I dont know whether any human being has ever loved another like i do you and you do me

p/s I enjoy and miss all what you give to me when we are alone away from The Seeker's prying eyes

TheSeeker:
So N2D, you're sharing Unitee with someone else? Now I have to seriously consider my thoughts to make her pregnant and let you rear the babies priding yourself as their father

yeh yeh yeh The Seeker no man has ever tasted what belongs to my N2D this I know unless you visit in ghostly form thenm yeh yeh yeh I cant deny but I have a wall provided by my father above and noone enters that without His permission, so you see am well protected

I belong to one man and it shall remain so

iice:
[color=#9900ff]For what? [/color]

ohh iice you been good sister of me now
what is this ooo?

TheSeeker:
Shut up there. Do you want me to start pulling out and posting videos of those thought-provoking and mind-blowing sex we had?

hahahahaha you are slow my dear Na2Day has all those superimposed videos
lol remember me and him we are computer gurus lol

C2H5OH:
LOL @ Bisi, they say good things come to those who wait. You, my dear, have waited for too long. Previous offer is now obsolete. In fact, I'm all wived up now, on that boo-boo hype, all in lurf and shit. Don't let my wife catch you, you go hear wen. Would have been more than a pleasure to excite that big romp attached to your backside though.

O well . .

Luckily, honor womanizer pastor na2day would love to show you paradise. you can borrow him from unitee for one night. she doesn't mind sharing.

now C2 you did not say that Did you??
its not you but I know who stole your name and did this so we have decided to forgive her now

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=261058.msg4458614#msg4458614 date=1251769435]My Pastor, my lord, what is C2H I know you are speaking in tongue, and I can speak in tongues too, but I have not yet perfected the act of translating tongues yet, I am still learning See why I mentioned that I have to be a perfect righteous woman, to be worthy of my role as your wife So help me Heaven [/quote]Dear N

For your greatness supercedes human realm,men fight each other when they think they are fighting you.
We are the best NL has ever seen and its people tremble in fear when our names are mentioned lol
Greatness is ours,
p/s I have finished compiling the guest list from NL and have passed the list to Busy_Body for printing, what a good friend she is to us lol


Yours for ever and ever(for your ears only LOL)
the one and only Unitee

TheSeeker:
And you! Stay away from bad women! Oh did I say unitee is bad? Nah! But the mind-blowing sex I had with her is so super cool. Only reason I stopped having it with her was when a pastor (a genuine one) told me God frowns at someone sleeping with their own brother's wife. I swear I had better plans; like for example, make her have my baby in your house. Now, wouldn't that be wonderful?

so you have asked for it so shall it be given unto you

now you know na2Day will not take this sleeping ooo
you get what you deserve and I am sure noone is nearby to rescue you but I will call ambulance for you ooo

netotse:
parlez-vous anglais?

@unitee
if you dont have a younger sis a cousin will do o!

@na2day
no pour sand for my garri o

@gabry
which one you dey now? nobody ask you make you come here dey prophesy!

ok my brother will talk to Na2Day before I do it he must approve of you first

hahahaha The Seeker I know you regret not meeting me first before my man lol

I dont have regrets at all he was , he is and he will be the best ever to happen to me and you know who lol

I mean it woo if he is a he why hurting now, I think he is a she lol

[/quote][quote author=na2day? link=topic=261058.msg4454480#msg4454480 date=1251696477]https://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Funny/08-51.gif darling u are too much

unitee:
dont worry my dear I closed my ears I cant hear them anymore

@The Seeker now you keep asking why you name pops up here and there lol

@ Oyinda and Kunbee please why persecute me ooo


our love N2D is stronger than all the hurricane winds blowing my darling

oyinda will be our wedding planner my dear and The Seeker your best man
maybe 190 will be my best girl too

lol

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=261058.msg4454294#msg4454294 date=1251689117]keep lying to urself sir[/quote]dont worry my dear I closed my ears I cant hear them anymore

@The Seeker now you keep asking why you name pops up here and there lol

@ Oyinda and Kunbee please why persecute me ooo


our love N2D is stronger than all the hurricane winds blowing my darling

oyinda will be our wedding planner my dear and The Seeker your best man
maybe 190 will be my best girl too

lol

HAHAHAHA I can see where its all coming from lol

@Poster yoh I did not realise how lucky I am , lol my man is this popular , I must be a lucky woman I think lol

hahahaha was too engrossed in the story did not notice the author 's name

honestly I like it if you are the author then you are real thinker oyinda, I think we also need wives lol

Dear N

I miss you so much, I remembered you in church and prayed for you I hope you did the same
because I can see people like The Seeker and etc etc can be used against us if we do not keep watch.
Good day my only and only

your wife
Unitee

C2H5OH:
Carry your love in tokyo to a bedroom upstairs abeg.

who says the bedroom is far from us C2 hahahaha

the bedroom is full of us rite now lol