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Your write-up was making sense and I was vibing with it until you magicked the "my book" line.
All these book sellers with no practical experience of what they're writing about sef, no wonder your write-up be sounding too good to be true.
Oya OP, of all the business that you've written in your book, how many you don run with straight eye? Interviewing business owners doesn't count as experience abeg 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

tyinfinity:
Mr man be prayerful,to be part of those that attend medical screening does not guarantee calling to camp for traning .I am not discouraging you buy be prayerful

He doesn't need it, his Uncle is sitting on the board all the way in habuja😂
If anyone one of them doesn't make it, he in his wisdom has already stated earlier that it'll be "issue with their certificates or have medical issues Especially people with High BP or eyes problem" 👍

Dblock89:
Goodevening Everyone, it's been a long while here because no motivation anymore...

You will apply for a job after a year they will shortlist and yet your name won't be shortlisted because you don't have any connection or contact anywhere to speak for you..

I can remember vividly that I started following this thread when I was still undergraduate back then in the university then getting to graduate, served and seven years after service I still come here to still check the latest updates on jobs..

It is really really heartbreaking for some of us here not able to find any job that can put food on our table, pay your bills and take care of your family that sponsors you in the university.

Please I'm making a special appeal to everyone here who are connected or can help or at least can get a slot that can be affordable to the common man should please help out so that we can be able to stand on our feet as a man and start a family.

Thank you all for paying attention to my humble request and may God bless you all.

There used to be a time when there was steady helping on this thread, they were chased off by Gaslighters, name callers and naysayers and someone entering email to threaten arrest and thunder and fire, everyone is just trying to see his own front, to include charity join they'll heap curse and threat untop good intention again? Who can tolerate that? Try to look towards private first make you take something hold body first make depression no catch you. @PlsStayAlive is an example of abandoning looking for government job to search private and now the company he found work with have relocated him out of Nigeria gan, don't give up on private first, sometimes private work don't require connection, Na skills them they look for.

NotSidestory:
So in this house no body fit help us secured this fg jobs .na only push Push haba

All these fg jobs from military to paramilitary a. No one wey I no apply as far as I saw advert. From ndlea ,icpc, immigration custom army Air Force navy etc .with ssce to degree chai. Even to pass shortlist stage talkless of screening or verification. Na always on first stage then they discard me chai.

Allow the push please, it's useful to someone else, look elsewhere not strictly FG, elders on this thread are trying but country is hard, na money I dey offer to buy slot and for 3 years I haven't met one genuine offer but I no still complain for people wey owe me nothing.
Look elsewhere so you don't limit your chances and Goodluck.

Do you have prophecies for people that are not politicians or famous or billionaires mayhap? I want to check something 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

"Someone would just steal phone in the middle of the night and that is the end" this sentence was hilarious.
Aside that, I've always found the Christian faith a bit strange, I feel like these Christians have forgotten their true origin ya know? They're now moving like an organised cartel based on the stories I keep seeing on the internet and that documentary from BBC, although I don't trust BBC at all, they're a cartel too.
But when a religion stops being a safe place and instead becomes a place of pressure, bullying and private shaming and abuse, then it isn't a religion anymore, that's just the devil disguising under the umbrella of religion as per usual.
Islam is not without it's drama, as we have our own extremists and people who stubbornly misinterprete sacred teachings and refuse to see otherwise but I hope it treat you better than the place you left.

OKOSISIBF:
I have one it's Nigeria correctional service the lowest rank. The person hasn't uploaded his passport or credentials yet but is it even possible to give it to you

Is that a possibility or are you wondering if it is possible? Can you confirm so I can send you email if it is possible and we will finalise agreement?

Anyone having spare paramilitary for dashing? Hefty compensation is sha available, if you have 2 positions sef, I want both

You're capping and the beautiful thing is, you know it.
You think you're the only smart one that knows that most people hate who they're career wise?
If you don't set your children up for something, they'll later turn around in life and accuse you of being the biggest cause of their failure because you "allowed them to do what they wanted and didn't force them to 'lock-in'"
If you like, raise your children to be housewives and tourist, na you know.
We-es will raise them to be valuable human beings whether they like it or not, they may not thank us Today, but by God they won't starve or be destitute tomorrow.
End

davidaluu:
That's for companies not users. Haven't you thought of something maybe AI does something for you in the background on your phone instead of you doing it?

And when it hallucinates and causes a disaster?

You've nailed the simple UI trick, very good

Demonic01:
Ronaldo is still comparable with messi, they both have their own numerous individual records. Mind you, Ronaldo has more influence off the field!

Yes, Messi is definitely not interested in promoting fake mattress and digital shenanigans that's supposed to make someone "reach their peak" man has clearly said his secret is bananas, what else do you want again? Allow make people celebrate the man in peace Na, haba

LibertyRep:
Piers is pissed!

Wonderful

It remains Shapiro.

If Shapiro changes his stance, I'll donate my lunch money to hire hassasins on the darkweb to off Satan, rumour has it, he's seated on the throne of Pharoah in Egypt 🚶🚶🚶🚶

Since when did you turn against them PM? Never thought I'd see dah day, 怎么了？有问题吗？现在你知道有问题吗？ 完了！

obacasmir:
I want to ask a question please.
Let's say I have the qualification listed out but I am not a graduate, will that count against me?
What I am asking in summary is, can someone without bsc, hnd or even ond but with a tech certificate get a tech job?

I will appreciate tour responses..

Tech prioritises PROVEN EXPERIENCE instead of cert, cert is only a strong thing if the company is looking to TRAIN you for the role, rumour has it they jump at BSc computer science from one certain northern Nigeria University like that and one certain global online University like that.
According to this rumour, they passed on Harvard CS graduates for Nigerian CS graduates from that University with a 2:2 👀
BTW this rumour Story is about META not MN😁😁

Salary nko? You'll start hearing 150k "with strong possibility of promotion and a toxic free working space" but this position was outsourced they'll pay a foreigner 500k gan and say it's because of "money conversion thingies" if you have the skills apply sha, man gats to start somewhere

seunmsg:
She's very close. Except she has issues during the screening and documentation, she should get it.

Dey play 😁😁

Ikpumen:
Please guys, is it possible that someone shortlisted for this CDCFIB physical screening phase can be dumped at the end even after passing the physical screening exercise?

What are my chances of making it to the physical training and securing the job at the end?

Thanks for your responses🙏

Chances of you being dumped after screening is 99.9% percent IF you applied with BSC without connect, like this like this, is this how they did y'all? Where is Kayusely? Did he get it? I've been praying for him

Shim looked better as a male tbh

Jumia products that are normally overpriced is what you're saying the vendors maybe losing out on? Hmmmmm

Wait a minute, 怎么回事啊？我听不懂, what exactly is this story about bayi ni? 🤔

DystopianMuse:
Omo see money mill
210m x $1000 Apple money long

By the time you finish paying employment, maintaining servers that keep the ecosystem running, tax, fines, lawsuit settlements, settlements of board and shareholders the money has become short 😂
They only get even selling your data afterwards

strangest:
HIM: Which phone are you using?


ME: NOTHING


HIM: It's okay, I'll buy you a phone tomorrow


ME: No need I already have a phone...


HIM: I thought you said NOTHING...


ME: Yes, that's the phone name, NOTHING

Phone is a beast fr fr, only downside is it gets warm sometimes

ceejay80s:
it's just wind not cyclone

Be like say you never experienced Northern wind be that, northern wind that will carry roof clean off and relocate am to another dimension 😅😅😅

ponziponzi:
So why are you interested in their downfall? What do you gain as a Nigerian from China’s downfall? China lifted more than 800 million of her people out of poverty in less than 30 years. This has never been done in human history. A country that moved from being dirt poor country to one of the most technology advanced country in the world in less than three decades. Instead of you looking at what they have done right and try to implement it, you are looking and happy for their downfall. I understand that the US government as the world leader are not happy to have a peer competitor in China but how does that help you and your family. Let’s image China crashes today, will that improve your life and that of your children? Just think about it and stop consuming news and information not meant for you.

You're the only one on this thread using that 1% active part of your brain 😁.
If china falls, even a new smartphone will become luxury goods. Basically all the things made in China will suddenly become hard to obtain goods and pray tell, what isn't produced there these days?

RollinTNDA:
Customs officer commit suicide??
People wey dey chop millions in bribe
Commit suicide??

Reminds me of a movie where police officers killed a young recruit who was about to expose their dirty doings

Guess what?? They arranged it like suicide

I like how you skipped the part that he might have been struggling with depression, you Africans never take mental health struggles seriously, alway making it sound like the person suffering is just weak or there must be another explanation. Allow the guy abeg, e don rest, you're still here, allow

OKOSISIBF:
There’s a memo flying around of a possible screening exercise for cdcfib applicants in July, how try can it be?

A memo cannot leak that early for a thing scheduled in July, if this were the last week of June it would have been more believable, I know this isn't what you want to hear but please remove your mind for now, no give yourself high bp

I have never heard where cert from the school was rejected like this? Have you tried going to the ministry of education to see if something can be issued for you or so do you have a copy of your common entrance results? If you do, use am join body as evidence, also ask your colleagues that went to private school how they take run am na, or better still, ask the verification officer how to resolve the thing na

I heard some northern brethren saying they won't consider voting for him because during his time as governor, he made every northerner coming into his state undergo some kind of registration and that the treatment was tribalistic, was kinda surprised because I've never seen it in the news before, surely it didn't happen? They said it personally happened to them and that they speak from experience, if this is true since there's no physical evidence, isn't he contradicting himself here?

free2ryhme:
una go turn am to content

them don already turn nam to content.
The day I saw the video of one selling selling at an event like this in Lagos, fear catch me.
She was just videoing herself at intervals sleeping because no one was coming to buy anything.
Women dey suffer sha, hope this one will attract foot traffic unlike the Lagos own

You ask
"What happened to compassion?
What happened to empathy?
What happened to our shared humanity?"

Data boys did sir, the politicians have been employing them and bags of rice to change narrative and now it cannot be stopped, they'll ridicule any serious situation until the rest of can't fight the army anymore and move on.
One by one, it'll reach is us, us that are fighting the data boys for the truth and them data boys and finally the politicians, this is inevitable 🚶🚶🚶🚶

anzion:
Can someone help me do transfer of service from state civil service to federal civil service?
I am able, willing and ready to pay N2m for anyone who will help me facilitate the process.
Thanks.

It is better for you to seek fresh APL from federal, unless you get strong spine, this transfer you're looking for isn't something the money you're offering will facilitate

Yahaya79:
Nobody understand the CDCFIB again
Just continue to look for other alternatives because as things goes on, Board is cooking something so once it is done
Eyes go clear for who have Connections upon connection
The recruitment stuff have been hijacked totally from the top so that is what is delaying from releasing the shortlisted candidates but by God willingly
It will be sorted toward ending of this month for physical screening

The connections upon connections gang has since been slipped in replacically allegedly 😁. May God guide the rest kawai

FeranmiPhoenix:
Abeg wetin come dey happen for this CDCFIB recruitment?. Se na like this we go dey?. No news no update!!!

Till after election 😎