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ogwuche4u:
I will advice you to find how to get connects and be willing to pay for it. Naija is not for the weak. God will help us all.

This is harder than actually getting the job, who get connect ? The money part is already solved 😭

OfficialEbose:
This Custom list has left me devastated since on Monday, what's the hope that CDCFIB won't also be like that? They'd say keep praying meanwhile people who are not even doing as much as I am are getting in.... How many more am I going to apply for ?? ... Please someone that can should please help me..

God will help you.
There's a verse in the Quran, where Allah states, "For indeed, with hardship [will be] ease. Indeed, with hardship [will be] ease.”
“a hardship will never defeat two eases” — is a a saying attributed to the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him).
Your God will come through for you without fail. Believe it.
Please no let high BP and and stress get to you, persevere please. You can give up on everything except yourself.

DSuperiorBrand:
Please and please, let's be guided on this thread.

This guy called Vik126, you just dropped a post that Guyzzz attempted to defraud you, with no evidence. Who does that?

Most of the "judges" here, in a real life scenario, will turn out to be perpetrators of a miscarriage of justice. All of you immediately began nailing the accused to the cross, without a proper and critical evaluation of the whole matter.

Vik126 will have to show us the email carrying Guyzzz moniker that was used to sc@m him or withdraw this accusation and tender an apology.

If Vik126 was somebody with a right thinking faculty, he would have either sent Guyzzz a PM or at least allow Guyzzz to send him a PM. That way, should anything go wrong as he has earlier alleged, we would have a solid evidence (capturing his moniker "Guyzzz" to prove his allegations.

I'm not fighting for the accused in any way, but I've seen too many cases like this on this thread that turned out to be false.

This is how false r@pe allegations and jungle justice start. So, let's be guided.

My 2 cents!

"All of you immediately began nailing the accused to the cross, without a proper and critical evaluation of the whole matter" 怎么回事？
Nobody on this thread did that, I was the only one that replied that the format was a scam and if you noticed, I said "format" because this isn't even the first case of impersonation on this thread this month, same FORMAT too.
@Omuka was a bit more passionate about it but two people is hardly piling on, broski.
Practice the words you preach, our guided captain 😁

Vik126:
Good afternoon house, does anyone knows this @Guyzzz he's requesting I make a one time payment of 10k to join a telegram group and that's the same way he got his job. House I don't even know to reply this guy, but am bringing it here for everyone to see.

Several people on the thread have dropped warning about this particular format, it's a scam

Kalulu44:
But how I wan take learn to read and write that their zebra crossing writings, not to talk of their language

Their writing is actually very very easy to understand, 你知道吗？
See what I wrote up there, copy and paste it to any AI and tell it to break it down for you word by word so you'll be able to read it and remember it, you'll be shocked at how easy it is to recognise characters 😁

Guyzzz:
Well, money is no longer my motivation. Everything in life shouldn't be about money, money, money.

All I need now really is that I'd love to work at the EFCC. I'm chasing after adventures and meaningful contributions for the progress of this country. That's all.

Who's going to tell him? Guys, somebody gotta tell him

Samueljohnny449:
I'm so devastated now
I'm a slot candidate for Nigeria customs and my name is not on the final list 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

It's not what happens to you that matters, it's how you react to it.
Deep breaths, give it a few hours and contact your connection (sha take care to frame your words carefully so you don't make it sound as if he's failed your expectations) it could be you're on another list not so public,.I know they do that with paramilitary sometimes

Guyzzz:
You people won't tell us anything when CVs are being submitted, but you're always everywhere looking for update.

Please don't chase this one off, I need him. If you don't need him, I do!👀

*narrows eyes suspiciously*
Does that include African countries, especially West African ones, cause allegedly, someone doesn't count them as mattering in the kingdom of peoplehood

You mean the CCTV footage of him being on top of the lady or what? Isn't that... like... breach of privacy ni 👀👀👀👀👀👀
Respect the dead oga and respect yourself while you're at it

TatafoHousewife:
The past one year wey you no watch BBNaija, your life don improve?

African women and finishing people with mouth...AAHHHH!
Reserve some pride for our boy na, madam, why you con negative his steeze to minus zero like this na 🥹🥹

Na you go spoil am? If not, it'll work if they want it to work

I don't understand, you gave someone money to keep for you IN THIS CURRENT NIGERIA'S TINUBU ECONOMY AS PER HOW NA BROS? What's going on today Na? That's how one guy just said he paid someone 12m for one scammer to make him TV app and the guy ran away.
Report him to ICPC or if you have anyone in the force or a friend with family in law enforcement, they'll flush him out to you, you'll be surprised.
Sorry o, bros

Hassasins have started work b that 😁, how much do you get paid to post fake news OP? Is it up to minimum wage? Side hustle is calling me

Ikpumen:
Nobody wan help out with this question, abi INEC salary dey hidden from outsiders?

Guys, I've been on this thread for 3 years looking for a slot for my little sister, na beg I dey beg on behalf of a girl child with no one else except God, if you have slot way, please contact me. If you have INEC or paramilitary or any type of anyhow slot, I want, compensation is on hand.

Guys, I'm looking for @Success1930 formerly of this thread but MIA for a while, anyone knows their email or phone number please should help me with it, I have something urgent to ask her or hopefully she sees this 🙏

Bj01:
Bro, prayers prayers prayers,came to this group and hustle for info, anytime I hear push,anytime I see how much is the salary I knew something is about to happen..... Even when I get DG,MD,or any CEO numbers I did not sell myself cheap,I introduced myself to them in person where I come from and appreciate his or her achievements in the office,he will surely attend to you by replying you ...I don't rush asking for help I rush to make friends with them and became friend.Koko is today my friend,former PEF CEO Abdulkadir is a friend,my FCC commissioner from my state became friend and even ask me to send my wife CV,after doing that he said his willing to help because my Madam school very well.Unforturnately he was unable to help me,the Son of the Commissioner became my colleague where I just left.sometimes he call to greet me,then I return call aswell..... It took me six months B4 I could ask him for job but always identify his achievements to tell him and ask him to see reason doing some other things.... The minister of youth and his aids are today my friends,I knever rush to ask if help I took my time in having them as friends,as a senator I find out the Senate committee the senator is heading then after beings a good friend then I try to push.that was how I got NIDCOM which I later rejected because of their pay,I understand this patience is not easy for a job seekers but may be I was not rushing to get a job.... Alhmdulilah I rested for 6months after I finished for my NYSC and started hustling for job.exactly one year,i mean that same day i got my first job AP letter and the following week i got anorher federal units job which I rejected.i was coming from northern nigeria and at the time i felt staying the east is far then,I had an offer with one agency again at one traning institute then but rejected that one out rightly. All these was as a result of calmness,prayers.

Infact just yesterday a CEO in one of the agency in Abuja send me a Friday msg just because of my consistency in bonding with him as a friend and sometimes he do call me to greet....when I was a corp member in Benue I was a good friend to the national chairman of APC and the wife after becoming a minister the wife stop picking my call and I send her a bad msg telling her the appointment will soon over and I never sell myself cheap to her and the woman quickly tell the husband and he call and apologize on behalf of her madam and today we are still talking and I told her I will never ask for help from her,if I do may be an hacker hacked my phone.these stories is just for us not sell our self cheap while looking for job... Just be consistent and don't become a nuisance yours will definitely come.lastly be happy to others success.and never fake happiness be real

You get strong luck sha, may Allah make us all as lucky as you.
Abeg who go help me with Pantami's number or ICPC chairman or committee heads number on this thread like this? I want to try BJ01 method sharply ABEG!
@BJ01 help me with any strong man number from the north side, I want to try your method

Dblock89:
A big congratulations sir on securing jobs through this forum but please when you say we should make use of this forum well how do you mean sir because I will like to know how you did it??.

I have been here for quite sometime now and I have been following every updates from here because everyone is saying push push and push but we all know that this push is for those that have connections and contact in high place....


I have been here for the past five years now and I haven't seen anyone helping another here that doesn't have connection though I may be wrong but they keep asking for salaries of different agencies and telling us to keep pushing..

By the way this post isn't intended to make me feel entitled or anything like that but I'm just saying from my observations since have been here....

Once again a big congratulations to you sir and thank you for paying attention to this matter🙏

This is basically the equivalent of being in spiritual prison (and this is a general issue in Nigeria, fr)
After stumbling on this thread, I hustle for connections for my orphans with everything I have but it was after I gained the "connection" that I realised that the connection just didn't want to help and there was basically nothing I could do about it.
There's this hausa phrase that basically says 'ga samu ga rashi"
These orphans didn't graduate with first class or 2.1, their age past graduate trainee and no other private institution seem to want them as they keep applying everyday with no answers and so I keep strolling this thread myself looking for someone with genuine plug I'm willing to pay for to secure them something and I've been doing that for 3 years, but nothing still.
After all that epistle, what I'm trying to tell you here is, you're not alone brah. That "push" you keep seeing, no be for connects wey you hustled their phone number and called them wey dem no know you from Adam, they rarely help, it's mostly for connections known personally most times from families positioning themselves since before the children reach college sef.
Out there, there's a road for everyone, I believe it. I'm not going to tell you all roads will lead somewhere but there's also no such thing as one road, it's okay to give up on one road and switch to another. May God show way for us, time is running out as well. E no easy to know say time is running out for you and there's no way forward in sight, na there you go no say motivational speech na lie gan 😁

MaiGidaNG:
Allah ya zabomaka mafi alkhairi

Wa antum fa jazakumullahu khayran.
Ahsabaka Allahu kama ahsabtani 🙏

MaiGidaNG:
"Don't worry, just graduate with good grades"

"Don't worry, just serve anywhere you're posted to, when you're done, let me know"

"Don't worry, let's just wait for the next recruitment cycle in xyz"

"Don't worry, just look for vacancies and apply. After applying, send me the details"

DON'T WORRY, NA SMALL SMALL E GO DEY CLEAR FOR YOUR EYE

This is me today today ba wai ba.
After failing to reach fire service screening after giving him slip he has now said I should fill FRSC and INEC for the little ones that chance no go miss them this time. I don't know whether to laugh or cry for the situation

omooba969:
So na corn dey make this sinator laugh like this.

AAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

Hussen240:
Na soo... They are just sharing slots up and down 👇


BREAKING! Borno reps member secures Federal Appointments to his 74 constituents

Hon Usman Maidala Balami, representing Askira-Uba/Hawul Federal Constituency said the successful appointees whose appointments into various Federal Government agencies were facilitated through his office with collaboration and support from those close and far.

Assuring that, as their representative, he remain steadfast in my commitment to creating and facilitating more opportunities for our people. I will continue working tirelessly to ensure that many more constituents secure sustainable employment and meaningful opportunities for growth and development.

The Beneficiaries are:

Federal Orthopedic Hospital, Azare

1. Sintiki Simon
2. Gambo Kenet
3. Rebecca Simon
4. Hadiza Galadima Aliyu
5. Joy James
6. Kinit Gambo
7. Ijay Ijuptil
8. Musa Isa
9. Zara Umar
10. Ruth Henry
11. Lilian Pius
12. Simon Alheri Balami
13. Maryam Abdulhamid
14. Abdullahi Musa
15. Fati Tijani
16. Aisha Mohammed Ali
17. Rachel Paul
18. Ibrahim Samuel
19. Istifanus Ibrahim Dibal
20. Aishatu Shuaibu Garga
21. Maria Andrew
22. Adah Isaac Dibal
23. Musa Mamuda
24. David Hasan Mshelia
25. Inuwa Mamuda
26. Kubili Simon Balami
27. Deborah Joel Balami
28. Donan Daniel
29. Maria Andrew
30. Aishatu Shuaibu Garga
31. Blessing Apagu

Police Recruitment

1. Dauda Yamta
2. Daniel Yamta
3. Benjamin Michael
4. Emmanuel Dauda
5. Christopher Ishaku
6. Ibrahim Tasiu
7. Mustapha Mohammed Gana
8. Satumari Daniel
9. Martha Sado Holma
10. Akilahyel Maina
11. Rufai Adamu
12. Bitrus Namu
13. Benjamin Michael
14. Emmanuel Dauda
15. Hajara Samaila
16. Salim Abubakar

Ministry of Interior (CDCFIB)

1. Dauda Mshelia
2. Abigeal Ibrahim
3. Esther Dauda
4. Ibrahim Usman
5. Barka Solomon
6. Isa Ali
7. Felix Ishaku
8. Rahila Balami
9. Barka Usman
10. Steven Yohanna
11. Wakumahyel Joseph
12. Daniel Dauda
13. Ruth Sati Boka
14. Aliyu Usman Askira. ( Mai Borno).
15. Abdulkadir umar

University Teaching Hospital

1. Jummai Zamdai
2. Atiku Abubakar

Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC)

1. Akilada Grace

Nigerian Army Recruits

1. Wandiya Bitrus
2. Alex Moses
3. Ayuba Yarkari
4. Yusuf Samson

Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN)

1. Happy Pindar

Wait a second, Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC)? As in the FRSC that just opened portal for right now? It's worse than I imagined sef 🙆

Bwanasaraw:
If you are a Father here, I suggest you quickly enrol your children in institution where they teach Artificial intelligence and Coding. They can be doing it as part time program while still attending normal school.

When they graduate, they can become self employed immediately if they don't want to work in a firm. They can also conveniently work from home.

Who.tell.you.say.Knowing.this.equals.success? Go reread the article again
Me looking at all the tech grads unemployed and battling on gig sites rn.
On most sites that allow ppl to train AI, Nigerians are not legally welcomed there. There's workaround of course but it only lasts so long before banning

HeatSeeker:
You are only scratching the surface. You don't know how deep this stuff goes. There is a network of monikers (real people) involved in this, and it has been going on for years on this platform, telegram, and multiple WhatsApp groups. I wanted to bust this Iyatola at one point, but decided against it for some personal reasons.

This is one of the negatives of a space like this, watch as the owners do nothing, SMH

TheStoriesOfMan:
Guard rails that they will still escape from?

Take the damn LLM offline!

As per how na? When the Guards are properly up, AI cannot rewrite it's code ergo cannot escape, the Guards will never not be there broski

whitebeard:
This is classic text book stunt sha...


No hack was done...

It just the usual noise before they list.

There is a video on YouTube of someone predicting these stunts.

If at all the hack happened. It was done by a human not a fucking rogue AI.

See, if you're a computer scientist or have experience in code, you gon know that this is the untold truth

yaroinside:
American rap superstar Cardi B has spoken publicly for the first time amid growing speculation linking her romantically with Super Eagles goalkeeper Maduka Okoye, ending weeks of intense discussion among football fans and entertainment followers.

The rumours gathered momentum after the Nigerian international and the Grammy-winning artist were reportedly seen together on several occasions in Europe. Social media platforms quickly became flooded with claims that the pair were in a relationship, with photos and videos circulating widely online.

Neither Cardi B nor Okoye initially responded to the speculation, allowing the rumours to gain even more attention. Fans of both celebrities closely monitored their social media activities, searching for clues about the nature of their relationship.

However, Cardi B has now broken her silence, offering her most direct response yet to the claims. Her comments have generated fresh debate online, with some fans interpreting them as a denial of a romantic relationship while others believe she deliberately left room for speculation.

The development has placed Okoye at the centre of an unusual media spotlight far beyond football. The Udinese goalkeeper is already one of Nigeria’s most recognizable footballers, having established himself as a regular figure in the Super Eagles setup and one of the country’s leading goalkeeping talents.

Born in Germany to Nigerian parents, Okoye has enjoyed a steady rise in European football. His performances for club and country have earned him a strong following among Nigerian supporters, who have closely followed his career since his international debut.

Cardi B, meanwhile, remains one of the most influential figures in global entertainment. The American rapper has built a massive worldwide fan base through her chart-topping music, business ventures and social media presence, making any development involving her personal life a major topic of public discussion.

The rumours linking the two personalities have attracted attention not only in Nigeria and the United States but also across Europe, where both maintain significant public profiles.

While Cardi B’s latest comments have provided some clarity, they have not completely ended public interest in the story. Social media users continue to debate whether there is any truth behind the speculation or whether the entire episode has been exaggerated by online gossip.

As of now, neither Cardi B nor Maduka Okoye has officially confirmed being in a relationship. Until either party provides a definitive statement, the speculation is likely to remain a talking point among both football and entertainment audiences.

Source: https://yaroinsider.ng/2026/07/22/cardi-b-breaks-silence-on-super-eagles-star-dating-rumours/

"Ten paragraphs and her words weren’t mentioned. This is expert-grade time wasting. I feel dumber for reading the whole article."

I thought it was just me that skipped the statement part sha, OP don chop block already, this nonsense cannot be edured hin this thiefnibu akara agbado heconomy

shox:
I go like get one wife , one mistress and a girlfriend 😁

Na the imperial way be that.
One wife
1 step wife
2 consorts
4 step consorts and
20 mistresses
If you try this in today's today, feeding alone go send you go yabaleft gan 😁😁😁😁

Richtaiwo:
I don't understand. Is it that these policemen don't know who the ICPC chairman is?

It's not every top office holder out there that likes to blast siren and use 50 cars just to pass road, of course the police are not looking for the face of the ICPC chairman so that they'll give him a pass on the extortion 😁😁😁

Ma'am, did you take your anti-delulu pills today?

[quote author=Yahaya79 post=140104843][/quote]Slot people they run abi Na ambulance them they use carry them across the kilo and mark them "done" fess? 😁😁😁