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Sonoyom:
Yes

07/08?

Yes, and every 6 in 7 of those medicines is a fake, or should we not talk about fakes because we shouldn't "demarket" Nigeria?👀

Just because they dress like, act and or scream "Allahu Akbar" before committing atrocities doesn't mean they're Muslims o, anybody can do that Muslim or not, Islam is a religion of peace, not of crimes.
May the soul of the departed rest in peace, ameen.

mikejones07:
How am I suppose to know the contraceptive implant will fail. She has been on the contraceptive implant for the last 3 years and it was working fine until now We did take some precautions.

When you say getting an abortions will impact her body can you expatiate on this, abortion is legal over here? Before we had her two boys her first three pregnancies were lost and we did have an abortion to take out the gestation sack

Implants do not fail that casually sha, she removed it gan, ask her to tell ya da truth. Congratulations in advance daddy, all we'es can do for you is pray.

jemmy2142:
You people just dy mentioned this is sharing APL that is giving apt so nobody has tangible information regarding CDCFIB recruitment the delay what's going on exactly please someone should just give an hint instead of saying this is sharing APC that is sharing APD...if you can't give update regarding CDCFIB recruitment it means u are just here sharing lie lie story.... give us update on CDCFIB recruitment what's going on

Jemmy, I get it. It's frustrating waiting on something completely in the dark without a clear schedule for how and where it's all going but such circumstances doesn't afford you to be rude to strangers just trying their best to help in their own way because none of these blessed souls owe you for shit, you were raised better than this, I know you were. CDCFIB turn will come eventually, you don't have to take out your frustrations on the people keeping this thread alive because none of them are the cause of your problem, be kiaful. Some of us don't have access to information but with the ones dropping here, we use our small small connections too help those around us the best way we can o.
Put your hand on your chest and say "I shall not be this type of person in my life going forward, I shall be a better person everyday henceforth, I shall not let the devil that is me and not the actual devil make me into a person no one wants to be around". Be your brothers keeper.
Go out for a walk, toast a girl out there or go watch a 50 season drama to take your mind off it, Las Las, you'll be alright.

I rushed in here clutching my flag of support thinking you were trying out something on a more physical scale, but Goodluck to you anyway

PigTormentor:
Keep wasting time on the internet about bad news about Nigeria, while the country. Oves forward without people like you.
I'm investing in Nigeria with my full chest, I have more confidence in the economy today than any other time.

Mr Tormentor, why are you trying to police racoons feeling na? Racoon is pained, allow! Why you wan force future of Nigeria that you people have been selling since 1995 down his throat. Allow him jare, no b by force to love one's birth country.

kwaso2:
(Nigerian) Police detention is worse than poverty. You may not appreciate freedom untill its taken from you. But, i join you to curse poverty shaa, Na bastard

If you weren't poor, you'd never have seen the front of a station, takless of being detained. Know any nepo babies or political thieves actually detained? Even the woman that stabbed her husband to death was given a pardon not to serve life but only 8 years because she's from a political family. Need I say more?

Sirleo05:
The issue is not poverty but lack of wisdom to get out of poverty is

Oshey wisdom incarnate, oya tell us, which wisdom in her misguided mercy chose you get champion? All these Gen X kawai

CHIEFCHICKEN:
Hunger, hunger hunger hunger

Hunger is the #1 byproduct of poverty

ErebeOcoco:
Where are the trees?
I only saw well shaped landscape.

Time to visit the optometrist

Local people talk say when snake touch you, Na to start chewing onions like say God send you while you search for help, they talk say, it'll delay the thing. As for whether it is true....
RIP to the dead and shame on the hospital wwy no get anti venom, but nobody try suck it out for her immediately after the bite? Locals said that helps too

12LS:
They migrated the budget of capital projects to March not recruitment budget

😁😁 Okay o

12LS:
The two recruitment captures the last year's budget not the proposed budget, but it is possible before or after the 17 March the NRS to complete their recruitment because they will go to national assembly to defend budget and the national assembly slots are still hanging they will ask them the reasons for the delay, because they can cut their budget if the recruitment process is not finished.

Captured last year no mean say they give them the money o, half of last 2025 expenses were migrated to this year's, abi you no notice? This kind of capture last year-finish the next is pretty common in FG recruitments sha

ComeComing:
Wat are you trying to say?

You need to calm down fess is what he's trying to say

Sigh, one popular celebrity has been celebrating 25 years for 5 good years, the call-outers are even tired of her sef, every time she posts "birthday loading" they'll go "happy 25th birthday bish" 😂😅

Wolfmind1841:
Any update on the dss ?

They did documentation a few weeks back according to the people of twitter

This Tulumbu is older then 70 gan, the 70s grandpapa's in my neighbourhood stay up later than the Gen Zs and get up at the crack of dawn just to show pipu shege with their mouth and i-senior-pass-your-papa attitude 😭
Why couldn't they send VP if he wasn't feeling well na, and why in the name of all things good is he wearing them dark ass glasses in broad daylight?
If you have difficulty standing up, you no suppose dey wear sunglasses like that na. Haba.

Rrchrd:
Im still wondering why Cdcfib shorlisted lists isn't still out till now. Abi the newly appointed service chiefs has tampered with it.

They didn't tamper with their new workplace, na paramilitary dem go waka go tamper with? Based on past experiences, paramilitary recruitment takes 1.5 years on a normal normal, where you dey rush go?

Success1930:
Some people lack manners, imagine after I mentioned it here that Downstream shared letters.

A guy chatted me up that I lied and insulted me, probably his connect could not push through for him.

I just blocked him, if I should insult him, he will be crying for the rest of his life. I don't even know how he got my number.

This is the reason, why some stop updating people on this forum on the agencies recruiting and sharing APLs. It's terrible...

It's probably that guy that threatened to send law enforcement to someone on the thread privately for dropping info some time ago, to call them names is tempting but I don't want to validate their reckless nonsense.
No vex abeg, na pretend craze dey worry that person.

helinues:
Some African countries have been busy channeling the energy to discuss how their country can be better to be gossiping about Nigeria

Meanwhile, we don't even have time to discuss about them as they are inconsequential

When you are big, you are indeed big

Delulu is not the selulu

entitlement mentality pro max:
I even asked the family friend that lives abroad for a good laptop so I can learn video editing but she just cut the call

Who tell you say na with laptop most of the videos on YouTube were edited with? (that's pro shit) na phone most people they use, 2RAM phone is enough for any basic video editing software out there.

But i heard she sent her younger sis iphone 11 and sent her bro a mac book.
Why are you stalking people's achievement like this na? There's something wrong with you and only you can dig yourself out of this trench, on God.

But I honestly told him that I have tried and didn't understand it, maybe because i no sabi maths at all
Who tell you say programming is based on maths? It's basic logical math at most, with a sprinkle of probability. The advanced math version is not for beginners and YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW IT TO PROGRAM.

Verdict:
You are a very vindictive person, if I were to buy you a laptop today today, I can almost see you saying you couldn't do anything with it because there isn't electricity in Nigeria, if I include solar join, you'll say no network, if I include starlink join, you'll say tutorials on YouTube aren't it and you need paid ones, if I pay, you'll probably end up ghosting me and if I source you out, you go say na village People do you.

You life never spoil sha as you're just at the beginning of the spoiling road, if you don't turn back while you still can, na you sabi.

HeatSeeker:
Did he at any point default on the repayment of the overdraft?!

This is the thing with these loan apps. Once your BVN enters the list of loan defaulters, there's a good chance it might never be removed. Even if you repay the loan and the interests on it. They will simply forget it there.

🙆

HeatSeeker:
Did he at any point default on the repayment of the overdraft?!

This is the thing with these loan apps. Once your BVN enters the list of loan defaulters, there's a good chance it might never be removed. Even if you repay the loan and the interests on it. They will simply forget it there.

🙆

HeatSeeker:
Did he at any point default on the repayment of the overdraft?!

This is the thing with these loan apps. Once your BVN enters the list of loan defaulters, there's a good chance it might never be removed. Even if you repay the loan and the interests on it. They will simply forget it there.

🤔 Hmmm

HeatSeeker:
Did he at any point default on the repayment of the overdraft?!

This is the thing with these loan apps. Once your BVN enters the list of loan defaulters, there's a good chance it might never be removed. Even if you repay the loan and the interests on it. They will simply forget it there.

👀

I like people like you who get exactly what they go out looking for and then start acting shocked that you got what you went looking for.
If this conversation happened, we would have seen screenshots sha, but still, service you right! I hope it happens to you for real every time you go poking your fingers inside tortoise anus 😂

OKOSISIBF:
Cdcfib is by March 2026

Ahhhhh! kayusely70 isn't going to let us rest b that 😭😭

FalseProphet1:
They look like witches.

This I have seen.

The way I burst laugh for middle of the street, ahhhh! Abeg which kind of logic b this 😭😭😭😭😭

Yungmil:
Currently doing it!!!! I was a regular visitor here but now ?

But now...of course you don't have time for this thread, is dealing with anger issues by pro gamblers a joke?
Pele my dear, carry on

hotplate:
Please someone should be kind enough to help me here, I beg you... I need a job... I'm a graduate of Biochemistry...

Someone I know that studied biochemistry went for a 6 months course on cosmetic formulation or something like that, now she's working in a factory making body lotion and even has a personal brand out that's doing well.
I don't know your pocket or if book has tired you sef but in case you're interested, the 6 months course can be taken online if you have a foundation in a related discipline (look it up online sha)
Formulators are high in demand across the cosmetic discipline.

Yungmil:
Borrow loan from these loan apps about 500k

Open or buy a bet9ja shop in a good location and make 500k monthly and bye bye to government job

Try it first to show him how it's done... practically 🧐