₦airaland Forum

Well? Did you go tomtje hospital or not? In your next life, carry your child everywhere with you even if you're traveling to the underworld

She's already preparing her load? It's mutual, it's come to it's natural ending. Don't force it now, this is sad

Stephen0mozzy:
Oga, use your two hands cover your phone mouth. There are some meals you just love, because they actually make your tatstebuds water.

If I get on the Forbes list today, some things I'll still love are:
1. Hausa groundnut
2. Kulikuli
3. Zobo drink

Nor allow fake classism make you go dey spend money for foods you don't really enjoy because you wan feel wealthy.

Even if I become a billionaire today, I must eat gurasa soaked in broth and akara with millet mocktail, weekend I must chop masa with good pumpkin and groundnut soap with sorrel leaves added inside. This is our tradition, our heritage food, if we valued our culture as much as other cultures, people will be traveling to Nigeria for the cuisine like they travel to Asia for a different taste. But the black man has a problem with promoting himself and I have no clue why 🤔

PlsStayAlive:
Na 2025 this meeting hold o, why are y'all making it sound like it happened yesterday? 🤔.
It's good to keep the candidates hopes up sha

No, there was the 2025 meeting, then there's this 2026 meeting. It was around this same time the secretary visited FCC last year if I'm not mistaken.

nairalanda1:
Local chickens do just as better...but then again the question is...what would you feed them with?

At least, if you got space, local chickens can eat anything. Quails may require better diet

Turkey starter feed is what quail eat

Na chicken everybody dey manage now

NotSidestory:
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So We wey no get connection no go get work for this juicy fg MDSs chai.
Chai as I enter this group na only push push I dey see.l, as we no get anyone to help us push chai sad

Even ordinary paramilitary sef you no go get without connect, na to just start hustling gan, maybe that road will lead to a brighter place

We have heard, now what? Are men not evil too? Yin balances Yang abeg, drink water and binge a drama, las Las, it doesn't really matter.

3g doesn't work, even on +, MTN only works at midnight, that werey network. Mtchewww 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🥺

Any update on the ugly Yoruba women? Who are thy voting? Update incomplete

Classicals:
What constrains you from exporting it to the middle east or those Asians that like sheeps a lot.

Have you tried it and failed or it's even impossible. Just curious.

Hygienic raising protocols and disease prevention and control plus vaccination schedule will not allow a single edible protein from Nigeria to be accepted in Asia, Na for port them get lab testing (full lab o, not one room sleepy lab attendant)

La click la what? 😂

Dexlomo:
Interestingly, every tribe is enjoying the government once you have the right person in position. For the records, there have never been a time every tribe wasn't benefiting from the government; however, if you think it is about the tribe, I would suggest you acquire some critical thinking skills.

Guy, please allow this thread to do what it does, okay. Your opinions are valid but we don't need a fight here, thank you.

damilare96:
Incase the person that helped you is seeing this
I need help also
God will help the person

You couldn't work things out with BetterNigeria0?

OKOSISIBF:
information reaching me is they used the recruitment exercise as a census to know the number of jobless people and those fit to be drafted to the military incase the need for reserve soldiers

Aaahahahahahahahahah 😂😂😂😂
Broz thank you please, I genuinely haven't laughed like this for sometime, God bless you jare heh heh heh

LamineF:
Be careful on how you jump to buy jobs. Federal agents can track both you & the seller. This not church offering!

Thank you for the cautionary words, we appreciate you.
FG has reserved all the good agencies for her son's, these jekuredi ones that we're trying to source for orphans because nothing is based on merit anymore is the one they'll come and arrest us for? Bandits they no see arrest na us them go arrest?
Kai, this kind of see finish get as e be o, hmmmmm.

bazoodo:
lies. Those places on the list are expensive and salaried can't help. That's why they got on the high costs of living indexes in the first place! With 10k USD salary in Singapore you are just average. very average. And most people on sg don't even earn up to that

You're right $10K salary in SG is hard to come by, unless the earner is a true professional at the job, normal salaries start around $3,950, $4,345 USD and $5,135 USD which if you manage well, can live on quietly, that humid heat of theirs tho....🚶🚶

YesDaddyTill203:
The US is the largest oil producer in the world and still importing oil from Nigeria and other countries, but na Dangote one you dey doubt.
Na by force to comment on all issues? Especially if you are ignorant of the reality/intricacies behind the issue.

The way I had to sit down on the couch to laugh over this your comment eh, anyways I fell off the couch while laughing

Seeplusplus:
You work 9-5, 500k

You post rubbish on social media every day for 1 month, still 500k or more sef

Which would you rather do?

Both, I'll schedule the rubbish to post gan 😂

BetterNigeria0:
I swear to Almighty i can connect you will real connect! Sha but u go compensate me small

Tam, I have sent you a mail. Let's discuss T&C's first

Is there anyone on this thread that can help with slot(so) or connection to slot(so) to this current paramilitary recruitment? 30k is a lot and I doubt if there'll take anything more in the next two years so publicly.
If there's a way, I need help to be shown into it please, compensation isn't a problem.

kushme:
Fcsc, no update on cbt, since last year. Na wa

Some people were invited for interview in Abuja like 2 months ago na, also some people have been posting their appointment letter since last year on social media, they haven't been hiding it sha

Samueljohnny449:
Good morning everyone
I'm a slot candidate and I was not invited for this CUSTOM next phase and my connect keeps telling me I should not worry. Any hope for me guys? And is anyone experiencing the same thing? Please it's urgent thanks everyone.

99.9% of the people that went to the last open parliamentary screening didn't make it to the final list, exam too they no write. You're good bro

spiceadole:
Man justifying sleeping with another man's woman.
Finally, na man do man!

Na the hoe waka go im house o, no be her matrimonial home e go, she started it the eve and he is no better than her. Together they're all not useful at all

If the second is yours, to whom do the first and third belong to?
You said she was married, when you begin chop berating you quickly changed it to "she was cohabiting".
OP, you deserve every little thing coming your way just like she's coming this weekend and just like she's coming this weekend, you won't be able to avoid the consequences of your actions.
Enjoy 😂

Lithiumite:
Don't people eat $100 dollar meals at a go,whats my business with that must i go to eat where they do......I also infered that 1k can still get you a decent breakfast to get you rolling for the day but you ignored that and started ranting,hows that arse licking should i be telling him where he must eat...... I don't understand your angst.....even if he is currently a govt official should he be earning pittance?

Your top comments sounded intellectually sound and then I scroll down and find this one, please analyse how ₦1k can buy a man a decent breakfast and by decent I mean a balanced diet one, not survival mode breakfast. I don't know why the concept of balance diet skips the Nigerian Brian when the talk dwindles down to a singular meal, one egg is ₦250 fgs sake, that's 25% of that ₦1k 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

I don't know what OP wants me to do with this information, what exactly do you want?

Precious201010:
It's a very simple stuff.... Just tell him that the agreement has elapsed, he asked for 1 weeks and you gave me 3 and still counting...

Secondly if U have money, just support him with something to get a small house, even if it's just for few months, U are not under any obligation to do so, but do if U have the capacity..

Lastly if U are scared of confronting him, arrange with any lady that is close to U, let the lady bring in some bags with few clothes, tell him that Ur woman has come to spend a month with U, and you'll be needing some privacy.

Ahhh, e no go leave o, he'll say he'll help sister-in-law stay in the house while oga is away, before you know it, it'll become a he said and she did type of fight 😂😂😂

Easy, just stand in front of them, look into their eyes and tell them you'll help them pack as they're leaving your house rn