₦airaland Forum

Na civilians I pity pass, may HE deliver all of us

Ahhhh! They didn't even allow the oyel? They had to half it? Ahhhhh!

psalmsjob:
Nairaland is autocratic....Don't say this, don't say that, use these number of words in short don't express your opinion as long as it doesn't align with the current sponsors of narrative and they call it an anonymous forum where everyone is responsible for consequences of their opinion but yet they muzzle everyone. whereas lies and unfounded posts are pushed to front page with deceptive headings.

Something I've been noticing lately is a load of fake news make it to the FrontPage, and then after sometime, the link is swapped out so when you click it, it loads another article (I've noticed this dozens of times) I pity those whose only source of news is this forum because they're cooked fr fr

helinues:
We should rather ask you how big are president Tinubu's mansion in your head that's making him to be appearing to you spiritually hence creating daily threads about him

There's something official wrong with this one

buttlover:
But with that kind of money Blord have and the rate of corruption in Nigeria, person like me can never sleep overnight there so far it is not murder case. Squiz out 200k for immediate bailout, let vdm take the case to court.

It was the court that sent the man to prison, no be police station e dey o, hmmm. Y'all actually believe that blord has actual money? All Na packaging fr fr, the guy loose guard sha, I thought this blord was smarter than this 🤔

SixSeven:
Material will wear out and African parents are usually wise. It's like giving someone riding an Okada a g-wagon. Yes, he can start driving G-wagon but will he come to be meeting you every week to fuel his car? E get some things wey parents don see beyond your years. The cost of maintaining that house fit pass them. Buying a house from one of your children will put you in a difficult seat when you talk about family problems.

It's better to be contented with what you have than to wake up one day in your mansion and na police come carry you for night. Cry in a Benz than a keke, na you go see

Even if you write Doctrine of the Mean and make your child read it every night, there's something about experiencing something that teaches you more about it than someone else experience of it that you were told.
By and by, the thing will start sounding like gist to the kids and they won't take you seriously gan. Just teach your kids to stay in their lane and at whatever cost, never never be the perpetrator but defend their space with blood and bone.

All the people reading this thread that don't have ₦70 million, ahhhh!
Na im fans I pity pass.
If your reply is something in the likes of not everybody is a brokie like you or your family, save it, that one no be insult, all fingers are not equal for a reason 😁😁😁

He could have meant White Hat hacking, also gaming is a career these days if you're good enough and join a team, it's all the way to the e-sports world tournament, oya what is wrong here ni?

AllBlack:
You always show hate to women.

Na man you go finally marry

WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

The contrast underscores the scale of the bet Oracle is making: record profits on one side, The company has taken on $58 billion in new debt within just two months. Its stock has lost more than half its value since reaching a peak in September 2025. Multiple U.S. banks have reportedly stepped back from financing some of its data center projects. All of this is happening even as the company posted a 95% jump in net income — reaching $6.13 billion — last quarter.

To invest in AI? Very very risky, ask OpenAI, Meta and SpaceX first, they're seeing shegeProMax but can't pull out as they're in too deep

“Israel has been parasiticking off America for the past 75ys.“

You can't parasite over something you built, look it up if you think I'm capping

Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Now what?👀

You got this!

I'm not an Obitoxifan but is it by force? Shey na under military regime we dey ni? Which kind see finish b this abeg?

Fearyourcreator:
On top person matter you dey para like this... The niggar is doing very fine ooo , dropping hits Everytime. I love Jordin a lot too ... I don't really know what happened between them truly but everybody will be alright laslas

Oh? Haven't heard a hit from him in 2 years to be honest and I've been waiting, guy is a crypto podcast bro these days 🤔

OredoPikin2:
So we that gets less than 2hours per day is under which band?

Well Band E is supposed to get 4hrs per day gan, this one must be Band F (I'm being fully serious here, no jokes)

God1000:
Politicians will just sit down somewhere in their comfort zone and be sending innocent men and women to fight in their needless wars

I want to see netanyahu's children at the war front this time

Natanyahu's known son is enjoying in a penthouse in Europe, e don grow im hair like gurl. Went on "vacation" a few months ago that caused scandal for those who cared.
While the people at the front line continue dying, the people under shelter keep using their keyboards and mouth.
T'is well

bg4l:
ALSO WITH NIS, WHAT IS DELAYING THEIRS

Why are you SCREAMING? 😭😭😭

Miramonica:
The situation in Abuja is very pathetic...the Nation capital for that matter. AEDC has now resorted to giving power during off-peak hours(1am-4.30am).

13years after power privatisation we are still talking about the same old story. Too bad!

And the idiot that calls himself power minister is giving stupid promises.

Your own better, na 20 minutes I dey see every 72hrs, if not for the fact that I had solar up for studies since the olden days when it was cheap, I would have been cooked. To even tie solar for up these days is hard for the average man, Chai!

This story get as e b, you sure say no be for your imagination e take happen lyk this lyk this 👀

femi4:
Rainy season is just around the corner

Gas is unfortunately not

Who get connect for YabaLeft make we arrangeee corner bed space for OP, abeg

MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE is perfectly safe for consumption, this is not 1950s anymore where propaganda was hard to fact check.
Hell, there'll be no Maggi without it because it is the true Umami, Asians use it every single day and they have one of the longest lifespans around the world, Northern Nigerian people abuse it and they're doing just fine. Rest

Who comparison and statistics help? Na comparison we go chop? 🚶🚶🚶

erad:
So you're waiting for people to protest for you.

They felt they had a reason to protest then and they did. If you feel you have a reason to protest now, then protest. Why will you be concerned about people not protesting now because they protested before? That does not even make any sense.

If you feel what's happening deserves a protest, then protest. It's pretty simple. They obviously don't feel there's a need to protest now, it's their personal choice and you can't blackmail or bully them into protesting.

See topnotch gaslighting, ahhhhh!

Now why did I just recall the X Laptop guy and his scamming ways? I refuse to Go Fund the governments job, as per example, they'll take the money and start telling us till year 3044

jazzman7711:
I thought Trump said he had defeated these people? 🤔

Yes o, he even said they invited him to be their leader and he said "no thanks“ with his full chest too 😂

Flangelo12:
With Turban and all.

He was to be named Ayatollah Tell-lies AllDayi.

Aaahahahahahahahahah 😂😂😂😂

Helinuse:
No

It doesn’t happen like that.

Till today, Hamas hasn’t accepted defeated.
But they are defeated.

Ideology sponsors Irans wars.
The ideology celebrates defeat as victory.
That is why their supporters in Nigeria also celebrate Hamas as the winner.
They have a twisted way of defining victory.


Iran is a paper tiger.
I rate Hamas to be stronger than Iran.

A paper tiger being begged to accepted defeat? That's new! I don't know if Iran is winning or US is defeating but one thing is clear, two countries are panicking running helter skelter and this underestimated Iran isn't one of them but one of those panicking counties just lowered recruitment age to 40 years old after claiming 200 people "lost in the war" dose a 40 year low sounds like the consequence of losing 200? More like 200, 000. They even went on to release a movie trying to ginger people to join the army as per usual pentagon doings.
In war, there's no winner or loser, the winner is one who's losses isn't as much as the other loser, in his head.....hmmmm.

Hmmmmmmmm

Incumbent, need I say more?

google lens is easier than all of this bro