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One time like that itel came through for me when I was on a tight budget, I know naija people no like itel as per previous experience but check their 5G series, they're affordable and good for utility

Mattswaggz:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/07/19/nigerian-govt-budgets-n805billion-build-renovate-churches-mosques-amid-debt-crisis

Bombastic corner and pepperrish looking side eye, haba!

Goa543:
Please who can assist with FG job oo.??

Co-ask 😭😭😭
Na money we go pay o ) AFTER CONFIRMATION sha!)

I will show this headlines to the Ya Baba on my street to communicate sense to Ya Baba

Buy extra tank and separate into two batches, no be chunk of missing flesh because of bite wars I dey see for the picture above like this 👀

1nice:
when nnamdi kanu was arrested igbos wanted to burn down Nigeria but nnamdi kanu said he wanted peace in south east then igbos retreated from burning down Nigeria but if you continue making mouth then just one phone call will reignite the burning down of Nigeria. By then, Nigeria government will be begging nnamdi kanu to go home and that they do not want to see him in prison again.

This kind of delulu pass brainwashing abeg, this wan na volunteerwashing, ahhhhhhhh! Carry on Comrade One Phone Call

You and who will burn wetin? Abeg shift Jare.
No go look for your life, you hear, stay here and be doing "Nigeria will burn" while your mates have ditched the Nigerian nightmare and have gone after their DREAMS

QuinQ:
Unintended consequences. They think life is 2+2=4. Have you ever seen a very successful man who did baby mama to have his children??

Elon Al-Musk has a plethora of baby mamas.
Next!

OgwuEgo:
I am curious though, does class of degree matter when searching for government jobs??

Only when true merit is involved

It is indeed not LinkedIn though and these positions been around since like 2025, what's op surprising about?😂

Wait a minute, so exactly how are they going to enforce this law or whatever right now? Even movie man no fit pirate in peace again?!?! As per how na?!? Ahhh

adigun27:
Plss who can help someone with this NPA job

Bro NPA no beans 😭😭😭😭
This your question get as e b

Ikpumen:
Contradictory updates are now too much. Someone earlier alleged that they shortlisted 60k people for the Medical/Physical Screening.

I just hope the 34k is actually true

If the 34k is actually true, 4k people are up for disappointment b that, might sound like a casual number but these are people with hope and everything. It ain't easy. But you see all these paramilitary recruitment, it they tell they're recruiting 10k na roughly around 3-5k they end up actually employing, just so you know sha 😁

MaiGidaNG:
You see those senators who do not offer jobs to their constituents? They most likely are selling their slots to their colleagues. That's why you see a senator offering around 20 offers at once.
Or, they give the opportunity to their aids who in turn, sell it to the highest bidder whom may not even be a constituent.
My advice is, if you can't get direct access to your senator, try getting close to his /her aids. That way, you'll get to know of opportunities so you can also bid for one.

BUT!,
You need to be very cautious cos a lot of people offering jobs for a fee are scammers.
Allah ya rabamu dasu, ya bamu sa'a.

This is a good plan, I have the number of the main aide of my senator like that but the guy is a werey, he will pick call today and do as if he doesn't remember you tomorrow, let me use female see if he'll remember that one first, thank so you!

PlsStayAlive:
Salam, house.
Please is there anyone here willing to act as a forward between me and Senator Mohammed Muntari Dandutse (Katsina) or any aide of his as I am not within country and have no one down North at the moment who can do it, if not him any aide around him will be fine. If help can be found please I humbly require it
Long time no see boss, you're still here

Chairman, ayyam still hiya trying o. Ayyam still hiya 🥹

Nobody on this thread willing to sell me a connect? Wai ina ake nemo connect ne? The senator from my side is absolutely useless, has never given anyone a job since he came in and na head of committee he be o. Where do you guys find connect for the sake of the orphans under me? They need any helpful tips

pocohantas:
Caramel used to be a happy girl. Just shining teeth and dancing in her bonnet. But ever since she joined Lagos baddies, either she is fighting over man at a club or she is calling out people rudely. While it was wrong of Anita Joseph, she apologised, explained it was her AI guy's fault and took down the photo immediately.

Why did Caramel continue coming at her?

Nameless faceless "AI guy" get thrown under the bus, fitting.
For AI to do what it did, someone has to feed it the picture to swap out first, are you trying to say that ANITA didn't see the original picture and agree it was her aesthetic before the swap 😁
These things just don't go like that without checks from the babe, this Caramel has a right to be in her feelings, allow her abeg

sweetveek:
out of curiosity sir, how do you know so much about different agencies, whether they're recruiting or not

These agencies abi ministries receive waivers for recruitment, it's a broad process involving many people, naturally those close to corridors of decisions will know about it, especially when movement starts😁

Mattswaggz:
As for those bitter penaldo fans always shouting "RIGGED" as if na anthem :-

~It wasn't rigged when penaldo match ban heading into the world cup was overturned so he wouldn't miss one or two matches. .

~When Portugal were 1–0 down against Croatia, came back through a penalty, and Croatia’s late winner was disallowed, it wasn't rigged. .

~When Brazil were awarded two penalties in a single match against Norway, it still wasn't rigged. .

~even in this match It was not "rigged" for 78 minutes… but the moment Argentina scored, suddenly it became rigged.

~Also, Argentina haven’t even scored a single goal from a penalty in this World Cup… but FIFA is still corrupt. .

The only thing you guys and your fake goat from temu knows how to do is to always downplay Messi's achievements and efforts....keep the salty tears coming tho because it's normal for losers to keep on explaining while winners celebrate.🎊.

'fake goat from temu' it is finished, Nigerians eh, you can never win argument against a Nigerian unless you're Nigerian 🙆

Are you safe now? Doing better? I sha don't really understand what you're trying to communicate here but well done for pulling yourself up and still forgiving the devil, na you try pass

Threedoorsdown:
So what? Is that a good salary to earn?

Your government thinks so, you seem to accept it as well since we haven't seen any attempts at trying to fix it from y'all 👀
Yep, it's a good salary to earn 😁

bobonla:
70k as weekly allowances or what?

Look at this one pretending as if ₦70,000 isn't Nigerians official minimum wage 👀

Alizim:
If you no get connection better don't waste your time and energy

Out of 3,000 candidates one don snag 21 already, no slot for sale again be that 😔 e no reach to make rounds in the red chamber sef talkless of having leftover 👀

NSEstudent:
I hope you're right.

Someone purportedly posted INEC backend file for this country. People with connection have all kinds of access in this place.

Squeeze face and let's do like we believe him fess so that CDCFIB defenders will not launch attack fess 😁

The Eternal didn't make this list, whyyyh

oluxmondd2:
Over 80,000 people were shortlisted

Kaji wata sabuwar kuma, anybody knows how much Road Safety wan take for this their new recruitment? Any sure plug? If your sure is sure please indicate, finders fee will be satisfactory

smartkester:
This is one of the major reason why most people are after government. If you're a fresh graduate and still young I don't advise starting career with a government job.
If you're young and ambitious, I also don't advise taking up government job.

This doesn't mean government job is bad but goals and dreams differ

But then these people want fresh graduates that are 25 years old with first class or 2:1, finished NYSC and still have 2 years of experience, in Nigeria o, hmmmm. I recently saw a recruitment post where even the poster was wondering if there's a human that can actually fill the requirements needed, when all fails, tech is the answer, no age discrimination in there

Yahaya79:
Not really what I mean bro, what matter most is You will be fighting for your self first before any other person

That is genesis of life

This is the untold truth

jemmy2142:
Can't u mind your business and be reading comments must u put ur dirty mouth on the discussion some people are just dump in nature

Jemmy jemmy, if I u wan insult somebody at least remove comedy inside na, this your insult get k and y leg inside, behave yourself o, Aunty jemmy jemmy 👀

Gabicon20:
You will be a very slow learner, u remember since 11th December 2025 to January, February, March, April u have been saying 'list will be released this week', 'they have finished everything we will hear from them this week'...... and all these statements were based on the info u were getting from ur uncle in Abuja and it didn't happen until June 2026. Yet u have not learnt anything, u still swallow whatever he tells u hook and sink.
I also know u are poor at mathematics when the board said they shortlisted 60k and the vacancy available is 30k yet u keep saying 99% of those shortlisted (60k) will make the final list meaning 99% of 60k is equal to30k 😆
A good Samaritan here even hinted u that the board quoted the figure to let u know not everyone screened will succeed and to justify their magic wen it happens yet u couldn't pick a lesson from his line 🙂
Meanwhile I just realized from ur own post that u started looking for job since 2023 so my guess was right, it's ur 1st application with cdcfib and I appeal to myself and everyone to stop replying u 🙏
Again it is my earnest prayer that u and everyone on this forum who applied for the job gets it coz we are a family, May God makes it easy for us all 🙏.....Good luck.

This Jemmy somebody reminds me of one of stubborn little sister like that 🥹, kai jemmy, is your uncle that's sitting on that board known for telling the truth and only the truth? Jemmy be doubtful o, if e no get chance slot you during this recruitment you won't be able to get in through replacement because power pass power there.
Jemmy jemmy, see the way Kayusely70 the merit champion has simmered down? Oya simmer down o, May Allah see y'all through, but you better simmer down o. Allow us see road for this thread, I'm sick of seeing these champions of CDCFIB everywhere abeg

Stanna2025:
I know expert graphics designers without bachelor degree, I know social media and digital marketing gurus who do not have a bachelor's degree. I would have expected the requirements to be on how competent rather than certification. I'm a software developer, graphics designer, digital marketer, computer engineer, I play 6 musical instruments and I don't have a bachelor's degree yet , I only have diploma certificates except for CISCO were I have a CCNA and CCNP in computer networking 😂😂😂. If you want to get a professional it's not by bachelor degree but by how many jobs you've delivered.

Use reputable online University to study CS part-time first, although tech positions value experience over certs, some werey organisation will doc pay because you don't have say...a CS cert in your background, ya get? All your choice of course

Checkwell:
Who gave you smartphone and data? Stop sayijg what you don't know.

This guy must have seen the same thing I saw I guess.
A few months ago someone's tech accidentally blew up in space, a bit of the ozone layer caught fire, as the news was spreading it was being deleted before my very eyes, even my webcrawlers were registering article titles leading to dead linked pages, a celebrity scandal quickly took over, three guesses as to who's tech accidentally blew up?

Your write-up was making sense and I was vibing with it until you magicked the "my book" line.
All these book sellers with no practical experience of what they're writing about sef, no wonder your write-up be sounding too good to be true.
Oya OP, of all the business that you've written in your book, how many you don run with straight eye? Interviewing business owners doesn't count as experience abeg 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶