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Madam rest , your husband is gay

Only gay men do anal . Straight men don't do anal .
If you have a daughter always be on your widas anytime she dey with her father

Big 419 pastor. Na mumu dey take pastor's serious . Nigerian pastor's are also a problem to nation building.

Baba legs don weak to protest . Because him son get contract for Kaduna 🤣🤣😂

I always say tell people this

if Jesus Chris come back again , na Nigerian pastor's go send assassins to kill am

jamesversion:
You need to work on your mental health. For real.

Tell that to your father. Hungry data boy

jamesversion:
The issue with Bayelsa, nay Ijaw areas in the Niger Delta is the absence of proper habitable land. The terrain is mostly swamps and mangroves which without intensive capital expenditure will be largely uninhabitable. For example, take the East West Road, see the sections that passes through Ikwerreland, Ogoni land, Akwa Ibom etc and check the section that pass through bayelsa. The Bayelsa section is deplorable due to terrain.

Almost everywhere in Ijawland need serious sandfilling, which is capital intensive before reasonable work can be carried out. So don't expect serious development there.

Use Google map and zoom into Bayelsa and Ijaw parts of Rivers state and see how scanty there villages are. No amount of online revisionism can change what they are. It has never been about the size of bayelsa but the liveability.

Almost everywhere in Ijawland need serious sandfilling, which is capital intensive before reasonable work can be carried out. So don't expect serious development there.


See wetin educated person dey talk . With the amount of allocation coming into the state. You still get mouth to talk this kind thing .

All because of your daily meal ticket . Continue

State way you no fit enjoy 2 hours electricity a day that one na state .

Only this pictures ona get to show as achievements.

Useless data boys . And local champion governor.

Diri greatness achievements na monthly thanksgiving.

I wonder how businesses strive in that state

Backward state . Make ona dey deceive ona self .

mannobi:
I don't know why but this boy to me just keep misbehaving. Apart from paying the hospital bills of the sick all others are just not ok.
He needs to first learn how to respect Nigerian s. After giving them 2k each, he will run to the media again to say Nigerians are begging him to be a Nigerian so that he can be giving them money.

Shut up oga , how much your and your papa fit dash person

I don read comments laff Taya 🤣😆😆
But you sef (op) why you go buy watch, you no get charger. You sure say na your watch ?

obiekunie01:
you dey mind am!

him don dey lash the house girl since. he is just jealous that the girl is also giving to others.

Aje , 🤣

Him think say we be small children, wey him dey lie to

Wack list

Where is
Brymo
Yemi alade
Asa
Wizard chan
Burna boy
Etc

Ezmans:
I listened to omokiri and sell of my dollars but now am regretting

😂 You go dey listen to that werey

I still hold my own strong sha . My target Na 1500 them I convert

DeepThroater:
And another thing you must note is that there will be demand for naira from global brokers.

The CBN will simply tell those brokers to approach merchant banks to procure naira .

Do you think our ever thieving banksters will sell their naira so low in such a scenario ?

Nigerian banks will maximise their naira reserves to milk the brokers .
So instead of the current #1,200 to a dollar, Nigerian banks will form a cartel to milk as much dollars from brokers and this will see the naira sharply increase in value.

If we can pull this off without the US bombing us in the guise of freedom and democracy , naira will fastly appreciate to less than #100.

The only thing is this won't happen soon because the US and UK will sabotage our oil production and find a way to impose sanctions. This is the reason they hate Iran because Iranian oil is traded in Tehran and their central bank still remains one of the few remaining public banks.

I dey fell you my brother

okoroemeka:
this current generation is the most advanced human beings has ever been since the dawn of mankind,xwhat you are referring to advanced civilization is nothing but crude and primitive compares to what is possible today,that a king can order half of the male population in his kingdom to lift a 1200 ton stone in the Baalbek temples in Lebanon is not advanced but for NASA to launch a space craft from Earth which is a moving platform and move 7 years in space to rendezvous with an asteriod which is another moving platform and collect rock samples and all controlled on Earth millions of miles away is what I call advanced science

😂 You know nothing. We never even near advancement

How about if I want you to help me get a particular product in the US how can I go about it ?

kingar:
When you hear “no be chais” just know say na PH boys probably rivers blood, so them no dey fear water again.

I dey even suspect say Na my Bayelsa brothers

I think they are playing a fast one on you . Her mother is advising her wrongly

I was in this stage of your life early part of last year. 😅 I understand how it feels .

The mistake your made was giving her the money to buy them without both of you coming to am agreement on what and what to buy .

In my own case we wrote down a list together and decide on what to buy and what to leave out .

chikasnight:
I’ve seen some movies and animations about the world elites transferring their consciousness or souls whatever from their old and dying bodies into a young one or directly into their children and when the old body dies they just continue their lives in the young or their child’s body. You know how these people do they show us the truth in plain sight and we call it entertainment. I believe that shit is real too.

Yes consciousness can be transferred

Sirmwill:
Who are those that did all of these resetting 🌝

The system

sukkot:
alright give me till tonight

Your readings are very details , 🙏 may you continue to grow from strength to strength

Please help me with mine 14-09-1992

thewinning101:
Bro instead of being a lunatic why don't you ask people who know about cars to tell you the difference between tokunbo and brand new cars?

How can you compare the price of a brand new car with tokunbo version of an unreliable German nonsense with no resale value?

Even all tokunbo cars are not the same. Some retain value some lose value that's why most Euro cars are very cheap. And if you use them for transport you will end up spending more than the cost of the car in repairs.

Your type will tell somebody who bought 2003 Corolla, why did you buy Corolla 5m, you should have used that money to buy Mercedes ML320 SUV of the same year and get 2m change.

Abi you don't know that the reason Benzedes is cheap is because they lose resale value due to issues they start developing as they age?

Don't bring such disgrace to this forum again.

I pity your family , that's if you have one 😭 you are the lunatic here . For your information am a car dealer. And you and your family are the problems we are facing in this country

Loonyy:
People like yourself are the problems we have in this contraption

Why support nonsense?

He taught he was making sense 🤣

More

These are the vehicles the Bayelsa State transport company Boss Fanama, said cost 15,20 and 78 million naira respectively.

How much be GLK ??

The once have seen are very stubborn and love taking risk 😂

What will you do, if you find yourself in this situation?? How can you avert the likely danger ??

etin06:
This people are not serious £250 when you choose ph when lagos Island is just £55, do they think that ph people are getting money from tree or what? They should fear God.

You day mind them .

Sucre6:
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Klasha app:- dollar + Naira account
Yt studio:- YouTube, tracks my YouTube channel activities.
Jiji app:- Bought nice stuff from this website
Grammarly:- helps checkmate my dictions
Quora:- you already know
Article rewrite app:- as the name implies
Jumia + Konga
Netflix

The article rewrite app is it a paid or a free version??

ImmanuelMyron:
That's the issue with this lame country called nigeria.
Cashapp, paypal, zelle and more don't work in nigeria and that shit's affecting remote job seeker.

Use geepay Na, them go give you West Fargo account. Then you convert to naira . That's what I use to get funds from upwork

Late-night driving can indeed be a unique experience, as it often comes with a different atmosphere and potential challenges compared to daytime driving.

Some people find it peaceful and less crowded, while others may feel uneasy due to reduced visibility and the possibility of encountering unexpected situations.

Talking about unexpected situations. What have you encountered as a late night driver that changes your perspective about driving late at night .

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2007 Honda Civic.
Nicknamed irobot.
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Good engine and transmission.
May need small body touch up.

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BankyGee:
Someone said this to me when I said we'd beat Australia 🇦🇺 1–3 lol... I believed and even staked it with 1k @99 odds.

Too bad FIFA decided to gift the Aussies enough time to score one more goal. But the main message here is we believe in them, we're not over confident ✍🏾

Wow 😳 I saw 3_1 in my dream also a night before the game . I told my wife about it and we watch the game together .

That extra time was a spoiler.

I also saw their goalless draw against Canada

No jokes

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