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Karmanaut:
I'll assume you're using an android phone.
What device are you using-- brand and model?
What's the RAM of your phone?
Your topic says your phone is hanging but you want to stop apps from accessing the internet?

ram 512

plss which apps can I use and stop this? I normally use avast antivirus buh z now on purchase so I dunt know what else to use and block some irrelevant apps to be accessing de internet. help ooh

nice one buh most of this shit doesn't mean anything to Nigerian girls.
just give her a lot of money then you will be known like etisalat (now your talking)

words for mummy's pet.
For me love doesn't live here nor visit.
Ftc.. dedicated to ma 12ex whom soaked her clothes in water after doing what mummy and daddy normally do and realized she as bored as Bleep on bed.

where are those that know book we need y'all here. Me, I will say she settled with him!

Ibiyomee:
STOLEN ADVICE - you can still learn something

"You add him on BBM
•He checks ur pictures.
•He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI
•He likes you
•He pinged you
•You reply, all excited, you'll want to hook up
•You set a date
•You dress up that Legging With NO UNDERWEAR
•You smell good
•You put on a makeup - fresh breath & new weave
•He takes you for lunch
•He Takes you For Drinks
•You two have a good time
•He rubs your hand mildly
•Makes you laugh(all women love that) •Gives you looks and smiles
•You fall in love
•It's like you've known him forever
•He takes you to his apartment
•He makes you feel comfortable
•He lays you on his bed
•He rubs it gently
•Kiss you passionately
•Pulls your Leggings
•They're too tight but he manages to take them off
•You love his aggression, strength, power & you give in
•It feels good
•You know it's wrong, but it feels so good
•You ask for protection, he says it's too late
•You obey & don't disturb
•He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too
•He f**ked you
•He pulls out, goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water
•He helps you drink it ...Ohh man u feel special
•"He must be the one! " you think to yourself
•You'll get dressed
•He takes you to the taxi rank
•He kisses you on the cheek & say "I had a great time!"
•Gives you( # 1000naira )
•You smile & say "See you tomorrow babe."
•He stays silent
•Your taxi drives away
•In the taxi you can't stop smiling you get home & pinged him that you got home safe
•He reads, but doesn't reply
•It's unlike him, so you pinged him again
•He doesn't respond
•Minutes later you can't find him on your bbm list
•HE BLOCKED and DELETED YOU!!!
•Days, weeks, months passes by
•You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth
•You go to the clinic
•Get tested
•Minutes later...
•Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry. You're HIV Postive & Pregnant!"
•"HOW?" you don't understand
•Reality hits you
•You walk home, Scared, Confused
•You go to the train railway, you lay hopeless and emotionless
•You see the train coming nearer, you look into the sky & mumble a prayer
•That's the end of u
•Don't be that girl! Live well.
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#‎Stop‬ chasing material things...

#inpatorankingvoice.....telliyiedem.

question for the god's

SPG4U:
[size=20pt]better dan transporting drugs[/size]

sure!

This his European tour keeps causing him problems. First he was arrested for DUI in Sweden now this. Snoop Dogg found himself in trouble with Italian Customs agents because he was carrying too much money when he entered the country. You know how they ask you to declare money you have in your possession if it's over $10k? Well Snoop was stopped at an Italian airport with approximately $422,000 in cash in his Louis Vuitton luggage, said an Italian lawyer representing him. Half of the money was impounded by Italian customs, the other half will be given to him after they determine how fines he will pay. "We clarified everything from a legal point of view. The money came from concerts he had performed around Europe. There was no crime; it was just an administrative infraction," Parisi, his Italian lawyer said. Hopefully this tour gets better for him and he returns home to the US without anymore incident

koret! Nigger yhu bam.

emegona:
. Ok bro

uwc my nigger!

trust no one nigger cos we all living in the world of pretence. Do the investigation yourself.... wish u luck!


next?

trust no one nigger cos we all living in the world of pretence. Do the investigation your.... wish u luck!


next?

why won't she look elsewhere wen u does everything for her.. lols. m kidding.
nigger money na honey... honey na money. buh dunt fink she's see's u guys ending up in de end. xo nigger kip her buh on yo Bluetooth and search for more device!

@op.....finally yhu go sho me gun before i click on dah shit

that the double date

Iffa teh you the truth about your life now, pesin go say I dey insult you... buh I'll just reserve my commentary[/quote]beta for yo bloody life!

m micheal yemi testimony victor.....MYTV!

LilMizzGood:
Would you feel disrespected if this happens to you?

If a friend comes over to see you than she and your housemate (male) who is friends with your partner goes out to get dinner but they stayed longer than it should have taken.

1 week later in a hot fight with your partner he mentioned that your friend and the housemate in a bad way, telling you about their "washing" while they went and got dinner the other time; that's why they stayed too long because they were "washing" in the car park.

You came and asked the housemate if it was true that he "washed" your friend at a common car park when she came for a visit, he denies the whole thing but is texting your partner why he has to tell you. You let the whole thing go but some how you can't shake the feeling of disrespect off.

I don't know for someone reason should I feel hurt or disrespected or just gross out. Like I don't really care they are both adults but I don't know. Now I just think she comes over just for my housemate and not to actually "visit me".

sowie....yhu studied in togo??
Omg!!!
This shit is just like a new born baby tryna talk....
Pls explain in one word

owk....m update by name & dah name 'Update' consist of 6letter words xo i choose number 6!



Nxt??

old shit.....
Nigger e be like say yhu be ancient??
Come purchase APC software from me cos u need change & update in yo sinful life.....

Mtcheeeew..... Nxt one will be lectures on how to ease yourself.... Well, some peeps might need it tho buh nut for me @ all.... M capable & updated!

op just do me a favor plzzzzzz............ Can i have her contact??

love for nairaland.....ftc....

sex sex sex....gurls & guys who do enjoy sex the most?? Jus askinh tho! & umm they way some peeps talk about guys wanting jus sex piss me off.
U tried @op buh we all human & we love dah.

Oyah mak una start de insult me......waiting

lmao...#speechless

nawa oh.......buh do u stil love yo babymama?
y nut find a means of sorting it out with yo current bae in a calm way tellin her woh traspired in wit ex....... I pray she will understand tho. Nd i fink she shud av moved on by nw nd mayb engaged.

i fink i need this for future purpose....someone shud get this for me

memories ever green....m guilty of dah #handrisen