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ftc....yeah.. It feels guhd only if it appears on front page. Dedicated to God nd ma fingers. Long live me nd NL!

ftc....yeah.. It feels guhd only if it appears on front page. Dedicate God nd ma fingers. Long live me nd NL!

ftc... Yeah...z feel guhd!

outdated story....yhu need to be updated like me

@ OP...#in patorankins voice...telliyidem

op yhu tried jare....thats totaly coool
loving this + nigerians can never appreciate anything..keep on hating

poverty

why do u still hav faith and pray even wen tinz get worst?

if yhu ask me, na hu ah go ask??

witawt fuel yo generator or car fit work??


Jus askin tho!

Trust & love works together.....wen one z lost, dunt deceive yo self...jus quit in move on!

kant beliv i jus commented on dz shit... +slapin ma self xo hard*

ai cant beliv i commented on dz shit. ***slapin ma self***

i no fit shout!




Yahoo boi no laptop.(YBNL)


y didnt u ask me first before entering into any thing with him?? Jeeeez seems like i know him....when he joined olamide's label (YBNL) he didnt even buy form whicj even olamide shocked...........smh.

Guess yo wiser naw

oboi na die for me.... will feel lik sinkin inside de ground ah swear

Me, if i dunt wear ma watch and necklace...shit i feel incomplete!

Just passing

Ai gat 5 funny punch lines.

No1. I told u i love ma food h0t buh u refused 2warm de ice cream. Yhu dunt care abt me. Its over!

No2. U are alwaz abbreviatin yo txts, u want our children to be short abi? Its over!

No3. Why are u using broom to sweep ma room wen u know i support PDP. Its over!

No4. I called nd u picked up immediately. U lack patience. I cant date s0meone who's nut patient. Its over!

No5. So now u're drinkin coke that has another man's name on it,beta go and find him becos its over between us!

Its over xo m awt!

akon yo dreaming!

noted!!!!









jus passing by

gurls wants someone who can sweep dem off their feet and love dem for who they are...buh wen it comes to us(guys), dey love us base on how heavy our wallet z...f**k y'all @gurls including ma sis nd mama.


bae yhu try wella. Drop yo acct number lemme send yhu hundred...withdraw it and call yo frnd back tel her shez a sucker and she jus got served!!!!



M awt

lemme tro my advice...bring her back to nigeria. I trust my country dah next time if she calls 911,,she wil be the one to be arrested!



Dunt jus kno why african women have childish brain and can be influenced easily.
LORD mak ma parents to understand dz one of de reasons i Dunt wana marry. #xopissedaboutthis

laff wan kill me die oooh... I love nairaland i swear oooooooooooooooooooooooooh.


Part one dun finish If yes slot de nxt disk.

M waitin

i hear you bro buh the truth is that if i pretend i will not be real and she will find out with time.......


Owkay. Gachu....guhdluck on dah! We'll be waitin for yo weddin invitation

m nut a counsellor buh an entertainer to talk abt dz kin of ish xo m jus booking ma space.



M awt!

fink they like to be in power alwaz.......buh ma G mak yo rules or wahever yhu call it cimple. Dunt av to be dah strict nigger do dz like dz,,,dunt do dz one,,do dah lik dah ,,etc hei yhu dunt kno it all nah. Listen to other @times.


Lolssss...did i jus giv a reasonable advice witawt showin woh nairaland tot me(dropin comments dah will mak yhu laff til yhu off.


M awt) unto dah nxt one!!!!!

[color=#000099][/color] dunno ifah shud put ma pics of me & GEJ or GMB??
#finking...............

lemme comment incase it mak fp...

Also shoot yo man,if he survives and com bak begging to stil date yhu den yhu kno he loves yhu!!!




M awt to read comments dah mak ma day.....



(waving@Update!!!!

There is this guy,he approached me sometime ago mistook
me for someone.I told him i was not the one,he apologised
and exchanged contacts.He kept on calling,n later said he
wants us to meet.we met,not knowing we were close to his
house.When i asked of his parents,he said he leaves alone in
his house and he is just twenty.He told me to enter the house,but i refused.He kissed me and told me bye.i went
home,that day i had a dream where he was smoking n he
was very dumb academically.please what do i do?MATURE
ADVICE PLEASE..

Part one took me jus few seconds....hope part two will last longer dan dah...nd com to tink abt dz z it dah yhu ar dumb buh dunno how to tel him?? Yo story says another fin buh woh we seein z de opposite. &sowie we nut insulting yhu owkay?? Dz jus nairaland for yhu! Wen yhu mean biznes den we get serious