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depending.....as for me i tell ma present abouch woh transpired btw i nd ma ex buh i cut of those things dah will make her think i was loved out of pity

two things are involved....if cant beat them, let them be.
xo since yhu can spice up yo sex life by doing woh he says then divorce!!!!!!
Jus imaging how boring this marriage will be(if this trash z real abi na directed by emeka ami......)


next plzzzzz

& this is too much to read........
FTC! Whao....dedicated to ma nagging supervisor dah says i alwaz come late to work buh i guess diz jus proved him wrong....lol #singingcom&seewohtheLordhavedoneforme (nut even sure if it will make front page tho buh i only look up to God

Cutehector:
I endorse this topic for front page

Cc: lalasticlala

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Nature8:
- When she walks for miles to see you..

- When she says “sorry” even though she didn't do anything wrong..

- When she cries because she still loves and misses you..

- When she still tries to get you back..

- When she no matter how much you have hurt her still loves you..

- When she stops her argument with you to save your relationship..

- When she continuously makes you feel special and tries to make you happy..

- When she is upset but, does not tell you as she thinks she is annoying you..

- When she wants to leave you because of your rude behavior.. but, she is not able to do so..


If you have such girl, respect her, stop hurting her and start treating her like a Queen.. She loves and respect you, she deserves the best from you..

But my question is: Do such girl exist? NATURE

nature8 lend me yo handkerchief plzzz #sobs#
yhu jus reminded me of ma her ex.
she did all except 2tins(- didnt stops her argument with me to save our relationship..& - When she is upset she, do temme) jus realised she worked towards perfection naw....
buh i waznt jus feeling her anymore cos it was a distance ish...shit xo i av lost a diamond by breaking up huh? Smh. (wish i will get someone beta than her wen m ready to date again)

golor:
@OP,I admire d passion and logic u have brought to bare on this issue,however,this is a clear case of morality in tha face of law!thus,i beg to ask,who determine when an act is moral or vice verse?is it right or not right for an individual to express their right. And freedom of expression and association and what's the limit to it?is sex and marriage not based on consent?

If I may ask,what is the fundamental obligation of a government to it citizenry than the protection of their live,rights and privilege? At dis juncture,i beg to say that president Obama should be Applauded for doing the needful in order to discourage discrimination of people's right to and of expression and association. Gay law doesn't stipulates that everyone should be gay,rather,it gives room from every individual to justify his/her conscience,it's more or less like going to a really real intercontinental restaurant, the menu is all encompassing but the choice is of the individual. You can go an Google,google also said that it is right for individuals to express their rights to freedom and association by marrying same sex,if the consent is given(individual right on homosexuality) remember it's not about your opinion on what's good or not,rather,its about right and consent. thanks

explain in one word

ftc....dedicated to ma ex nd primay sch teachers dah think i wont make it in life....

Oyah shakiti bobo

if m to say his not stingy or intelligent......jus dah hiz living in de xame world with me(world of maintenance

Samostical:
Happy Sunday Nairalandians. This story Intrigue's me when I learnt that my own friend and boss age 35 has never bang a lady before. I learnt this when he threw a pain Staking question at me "Do people that bleeps insert their dicken inside a lady well all or just the head?". I fainted and wokeup , what a question tag. Help ooooooo. If I should see this question in Jamb I go jump go write RnB. lolz

i know yhu are lying buh continue

dah yo frnds get mind pass army oh...smh.
I pray she bounce back on her feet as soon as possible & wont chase other niggers coming her way having in mind dah all guys are the same. This is woh life is all abouch if yhu ask me (ups&down). (na all dz fins de mak gurls turns to lez).

God see yhu through....err'body help me say Amen by hitting like

IdisuleOurOwn:
Seven years no be beans o bro.

yeah we know...she kant be 2nd wify. I will still advice her to try and move on....(NL) can help kip her company while she iz out the emotions.

MzzTega:
Who says i dont ave these qualities?
Husband Material nko?

1. Husband material f*cks de hell out of yhu till yo punana gets creamy.... Guys add yos

just in a confused state right now. I have not been in good terms with this my two aunties (A & B) since 2013 we had some misunderstanding. They stopped talking to me buh only God knows i tried putting everything in the past & tried restoring peace buh to no avail. Since then we didnt talk, tho sometimes i remember them. To my greatest surprise i got a txt mssg from A yesterday saying ''How are you pls any day u hear i die is one of those things in life take care bye''
i have tried calling A back since yesterday buh she didnt pick up & B's number was switched off. Luckly for me this morning A picked and was not sounding fine buh all she said was i will tell you leta.
Jus cant think straight again. Ok i tried calling B again because they stays together hoping i will get a reasonable response buh still the same story(wont pick buh when she finally picks she will just tell me i will tell you leta)
i sent them (A & B) txts mssgs begging to tell me what the problem is buh They dont want to open up to me.
Wont disclose thier location buh they stay in Nigeria here buh far away from every relations i have....
Cant tell if she's really sick and she knows she wont make it out alive or if she's in a big problem that might cost her life.
Telling my parents aint an option because thier high blood pressure patients & i know them to well because it might end up me visiting the hospital if they hear abouch it.
i need your prayers,, advice on what to do,, any suggestions etc

Hoping to get a better response.

Thanks and God bless y'all


Cc lalasticlala ishilove

ah dunno oh...have never had a conversation with any of them

ah dunno oh...have had a conversation with any of them

[quote author=chomytex post=35724429][/quote]ma point z dah m nut gona advice this dude since his here to tell err'body he bought hiz gf a fone come see say dah bae dey cheat and en wan collet dah fone bak....smh.(poverty) No be en mate buy en bae hangbag worth 250k com see say de bae de too classy nd de look outside also. Did he leta go bak and collect dah bag?? Hell noo!!! He broke up nd left her tak it. Daz woh we call maturity.

Deexxy:
[color=#1980BC]Your point exactly?! [/color]

ma point z dah m ut gona advice this dude since his here to tell err'body he bought hiz gf a fone. No be en mate buy en bae hangbag worth 250k com see say de bae de too classy nd de look outside unto. Did he leta go bak and collect dah bag?? Hell noo!!! He broke up nd left her tak it. Daz woh we call maturity.

Otunba6:
Pride as in? i dont even understand you, do you read my post at all?

pride as in yhu managed to buy yo gf (tecno p3) dah doznt even av 3g network nd yo telling Err'body.....shit grow up

daz totaly uncool....... Smh

let them keep on believing...

WHO CARES?
Mtcheeeew...NXT PLZZZZZZ

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dah person below me will say mind ah guess

Otunba6:
We met few months ago, initially i did not want to date her because she's too flashy/fake for my liking. Gradually, she started proving me wrong by being a good and serious one. infact she stopped some of her fake attitude when i started complaining about it. To be sincere i really love her to the extent that i introduced her to my brother(something i dont normally do if i wanna do chop and clean mouth). Just few days ago she lost her phone and wanted me to help her buy a new one.

I bought the one she wants and gave it to her. she called me later in the evening that the one i bought comes with 16g and not 32gig as expected. I collected it back with the hope of returning it today. On checking the phone, i discovered she had forgot to sign out her facebook messager, badoo etc.

I was extremely shocked when i view some of her chats (both old and new ones) with random men. To cut the story short, she is a free giver and a LovePeddler in my own view.

Now i've exchanged the phone and she is coming to collect it tomorrow. i dont feel like giving her again, infact i hate her from that moment.

Guys, i need an unsuspicious method to make her leave me.

i smell pride....
we all knew yhu bought her a fone b4 u created this thread buh dunt ask us how we knew!!!
(a matured mind will pay her off wit dah fone if m to say buh tenk God m nut gona advice yhu...
yo life...yo choice...yo mistakes....yo lesson!!!

chaxking:
I thought she was my weakness, the same woman I had let back into my life with a few words. Words mean a lot. They go straight into the heart and play with your head. And you keep the words you want to keep and push the rest aside. Every word uttered by those who matters most to you can never be taken back. I thought she was my weakness, they thought she was my weakness, but she is not. She taught me to fight for what I wanted, she taught me how to appreciate life. And when a storm came on a rainy night, she taught me how it only took a word of two to save us. Everything I hoped from her, I hope for everyone else. There came a time when the voice that had lived in my mind for so long became louder. That was the day I finally walked away. You see, she was never my weakness, she was my strength in disguise.
>silentperception.

Crap!!! Crap!!! Crap!!!
To live doznt mean dah yhu are alive....
Go get a life! Mtcheeeew

klassic:
thanks boss i am grateful. you gave more light.

oh yeah i knew yhu will be grateful daz y i decided to give a reasonable advice for the very first time in ma life(always been a joker.
Uwc bro! +
Api married life in advance!!!!

i'll comment wen i read it

Shamstiel:
Guys, have you ever wondered what women truly want? Yes I have a theory to 3 specific things. Here we go

1.A good dick to fucckk: take it or leave it, you need to be a good fuccker to keep any girl. She will always be greatful for this

2.cool Money to spend: no be only dick she wan dey collect na. You need to have some cash at hand too

3.A good heart to love: all ladies want a lover not a player or a fighter

Be fulfilled in these three parts then see yourself been fought for by different ladies

4. A good brain to create useful threads for the progress of NL!

cutebebe:
Women. We’re curvy, skinny, hood, pretty, cute, ethnic, bad, dime pieces, unicorns, babes, pieces of tail, juicy, fine, sexy, foxes, sultry, voluptuous… The list goes on.

When was the last time you heard a man describe a woman with an adjective that wasn’t dripping in sexual innuendos and defaming premises? When was the last time you heard a man describe a woman by something that compliments her soul and her inherent elegance? When was the last time you heard a man describe a woman as beautiful?

There’s been a loss of respect when it comes to admiring women, shifting towards describing us as objects, rather than people. Men look at women as pieces of tail, “things” to be conquered, rather than appreciating women for their individuality.

A large portion of today’s men are momentarily allured by hair extensions, large chests, big bottoms and stilettos. They think sexuality comes in the form of bronzed skin, bikini waxes and fake eyelashes. They’ve been programmed to believe that any woman with a sculpted body and perky breasts is attractive.

What about the women who don’t want to indulge in the male fantasy? What about the women who just want to wear comfortable sweaters and flats? What about the women who don’t dress to impress the opposite sex, but instead, to just feel good in their own skin? Isn’t there attractiveness in that? Isn’t there an appeal to that sense of confidence?

When did women become forced to acquiesce to this standard, or otherwise get lost in the crowd? When did getting a man mean painting on layers of makeup and investing in mini skirts?

There is a certain type of man that continually defames women, judging them solely on sex appeal, failing to see the actual grandeur of women. These are the men who don’t understand the concept of natural beauty and uniqueness in flaws.

They don’t recognize that “hotness” doesn’t last past midnight, when the makeup has smudged onto the pillow and the hair extensions have been taken out. It doesn’t last when the spray tans have washed away and the tight dresses have come off.

It’s not real; it’s an illusion that’s been forcing women to conform to unhealthy habits for too many years.

It’s time these men are reminded of the difference between hot and beautiful. It’s time men realize that women have more to offer than just a body.

Women are stunning creatures, with assets and traits both unique and enchanting to each one of us, and it’s time we started showcasing our individuality and stop giving in to the illusion of sexy created by man. Because beauty isn’t about wanting to f*ck her; it’s about wanting to be with her.

Hot is admired from afar; beauty is to be held.

Hot is perception; beauty is appreciation.

Hot is smokey-eyed; beautiful is bare-faced.

Hot is an appearance; beautiful is more than skin deep.

Hot is the way she moans; beautiful is the way she speaks.

Hot is a strong appeal; beautiful is strong mind.

Hot is youthful; beautiful is ageless.

Hot is conventional; beauty is unique.

Hot is a one-night stand; beautiful is sleepless nights.

Hot is a state of being; beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Hot is devious; beautiful is innocent.

Hot is bending her over; beautiful is baking her blueberry pancakes.

Hot is sultry; beautiful is wholesome.

Hot is her curves; beauty is her nerves.

Hot is a text message; beautiful is a love letter.

Hot is a facade; beautiful is a woman.

m too buzy eating mai shawarma xo i'll read yhu leta

first i'll change dah name from nairaland to funnyland. 2ndly i'll ban yhu from creating such thread dah involves 'if'

NaijaSingleBoy:
I've met different personalities through out the course of my life,but I will never forget these three idiots, pardon my language, don't know what else to call them...

Idiot #1: Isaac, oh Isaac, Isaac is an apprentice 'software engineer' close to my company, his company is one of the best around, they even had uniforms .
So what did Isaac do? My phone went dead one Thursday morning, despite charging it overnight, boys were still hustling and that was my only phone.
I decided to leave it at home, it was when I got to work I remembered that there was a phone repair company closeby.
I decided to check on them when I close from work, I went there and met Isaac,and the following conversation ensued;

NSB: Isaac, how far na, abeg my phone no gree on and I forget bring am come work,you fit come house come repair am?

Isaac: no oo,I busy today, bring am tomorrow.

NSB: I dey go Lagos tomorrow, my flight na 2:30pm, and I no dey come work tomorrow, I want to prepare for my journey and put finishing touches on my presentation. So which time you go come?

Isaac: okay, just call me when you free?

NSB: how I go call you when my phone don spoil ?

Isaac: okay, na true, just text me or send me email, shey you get my email ?

NSB: with which phone?


Idiot #2: This happened when I went to buy my first car, I scanned around the garage and instantly fell in love with a Nissan Sentra, but there was a problem, the manager said the key and spare key were left in the pigeon hole and the car had an automatic lock, but I would not be despaired the devil was a liar, I went to call a panel beater to work the door, and bless heavens, he said he could open the doors. I decided to go eat at a restaurant across the road while the mechanic worked the door.
Alas, I came back and saw the mechanic working the driver side, I tried to open the passenger side and lo and behold, IT OPENED!, then I called on him;

NSB: oga! This side dey open oo!

Mechanic: yes, I know, I don work am, so I dey do the driver side.

NSB: SO why you no just open the remaining doors from inside instead of suffering yourself working them one by one?

Mechanic: ooohh! Na true ooo! No mind me!


idiot #3: our company was downsizing due to some financial problems, some workers had to be let go.
So the company decided to hold a sendforth for the out going workers to award them for meritorious service to reduce the pain of losing their jobs.
During the course of the party, it was time for the MD to give his speech and he started by saying;
"Wow! This is fun! We should do this more often!"

Everyone just looked at him like ''.

#NaijaSingleBoy


cc: ishilove , obinoscopy , lalasticlala

we know buh dunt ask us how we knew