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 Politics › Re: Man Runs Into GT Bank Thinking He Is Invisible And Begins To Steal Cash. by upko: 2:19pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Very silly |
| Fashion › Re: Rihanna Or Kim Kardashian Who Wore It Better? by upko: 11:51am On Sep 12, 2014 |
All I see is boobies  sweet boobies |
| Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & Sister Fought Over The Car Front Seat, Who Do I Side? by upko: 11:39am On Sep 12, 2014*. Modified: 12:02pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
[size=40]If na person like me wey suffer with my elder sister, share a plate of garri and groundnut, hustle together. Chaiiiiiiiii I go just use slap blind the witch eye,  she dey mad to order my sister when I never marry her. No carry my sister play oh.[/size] 6 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 11:02am On Sep 12, 2014 |
arantess: link plssI'm sorry OP please I know I am derailing. Part1 www.fzmovies.net/download1.php?fileID=8493§ion=1 Part2 www.fzmovies.net/download1.php?fileID=8494§ion=1 Large files a blackberry would come in handy. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 9:29am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Just watched a documentary turned into movie by a war journalist on the afghan war. Everything is real. No bullsheets I sincerely wish the DHQ can come up with something like that after this war. |
| Romance › Re: Can You Leave The Person You Are Seriously Dating At The Moment For N10m by upko: 5:34am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Immediately I receive alert, I don drop am. As e dey hot. If she love me she sef go understand |
| Romance › Flavor And Anna Banner by upko(op): 5:28am On Sep 12, 2014 |
 Yo! To all the light skinned suckers like mr. Cork and the flavour lovers.Happy viewing
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| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by upko: 12:50pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
 I love Nairalanders.Na the nigerian factor sha POLITICIAN GO USE MASSES CAMPAIGN GAIN POPULARITY, AFTER EM WIN ELECTION, EM GO DUMP THE MASSES. |
| Politics › Re: "One-way Driving": Customs Officers Unleash Terror On LASTMA by upko: 10:38pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
| CUSTOM vs LASTMA ....Two crooks Well...........
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Removes Information About His Wife From Church Website, by upko: 4:10pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Ok Just here for the comments 7 Likes 1 Share
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| Phones › Re: Capture Photos By Whistling On Android Devices by upko: 2:59pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Female toilet for silverbird go dey filled with whistle E be like I go start whistling tutorials so that girls wey no sabi go learn As policeman dey try collect bribe from me for road, na so I go just dey whistle 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 3:48pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
PrinxArthur1: u quoted "weapon handling"/kit handling"Lol you just dey expose yourself. |
| Politics › Re: Dont Mess With A Nuclear Armed Russia-Putin Warns America, Nato by upko: 3:40pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
[size=50]I don show!! The moment one nuclear missile leaves its silo for the US whether by accident or not .............[/size]
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| Foreign Affairs › Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 10:27am On Aug 30, 2014 |
PrinxArthur1: Am better off in Syria than joining IS you no dey hear?? Na you start this rubbish 2 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 10:14am On Aug 30, 2014 |
Beautiful thread please let's not derail it, some nairalanders think the world revolvess around them and they have the right to say whatever without regard for other members opinion. This is an interactive thread I wonder how someone would just come out and tell another user STFU without any reason. If you feel he was wrong why not point it out and correct him instead of resulting to abuse. Please we should also try to ignore certain misguided quotes here, I know it is not easy Stay on topic please. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Statistics for WAEC 2014 by upko: 12:09am On Aug 30, 2014 |
musiwa94: state which get alot of money pass, state which got less money fail.[size=50]WTF!!![/size] 5 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The Fight Against Self-servicing, Lust And Sex.ual Immorality by upko: 11:13pm On Aug 29, 2014 |
Fap  2 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: My Experience With SARS Operatives In Ibadan; Another SOKA In The Making! by upko: 10:47pm On Aug 29, 2014 |
Rich4god: lol, kant stop laffing... Terrorists as in boko haramsBoko Haram don't pretend to like us. |
| Politics › Re: My Experience With SARS Operatives In Ibadan; Another SOKA In The Making! by upko: 10:32pm On Aug 29, 2014 |
| How do we kill these terrorists? 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by upko: 9:19pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
DrDauda: If you believe zuby's crappy story that as old as he is, that he doesn't have a laptop, then you can believe anything including zuby claiming to be a Jack Bauer. The guy just wants to start hitting megabucks from that empty website with stories that lack substance, without realising that its not yet the ripe time for that.Guy you still dey vex oh! You just wan use laugh finish me for here!! |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by upko: 9:04pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
| Hello Runners |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Army's Campaign In The North Eastern Theatre (Photos) by upko: 7:08am On Aug 28, 2014 |
[b]The war is being Lost everyday the NA let's it drag. At the rate they are prosecuting it bokoharam would metamorphose into a full fledge conventional army. Bad policy makers everywhere. The entire system reeks of incompetence. Nigerians should wake up and smell the coffee. Gen olukolade cannot give us heart warming PR News because he has no good news to report, and he cannot start maufcturing lies and feed to us. We call bokoharam ragtag, yet they seem to understand the importance of propaganda better than out Sandhurst trained Generals. When soilders give up their base without firing a single shot and leave ammunitions and other equipment in good shape for the bad guys, then you know something is terribly wrong. We have been living in denial pretending the military is closing this war and trying not to believe the truth from our perceived paid media like saharareporters. Our boys now run from battle not because they are under armed but for unknown reasons. If not tell me why bokoharam columns advancing towards their FOB firing into the air cannot be stopped in their tracks.....even when they had a 105mm cannon stationed inside that FOB, instead they abandoned their positions and leave the cannons behind intact.[/b] 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Apple Iphone 6 Specifications: Photos by upko: 11:47pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
LordOrochimaru: [s]RUBBISH...still with restrictions, poor battery, 8mp camera, poor screen..the list goes on.[/s] No need to tell us u have never seen an iphone before. |
| Phones › Re: Apple Iphone 6 Specifications: Photos by upko: 11:43pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
LordOrochimaru: [b]RUBBISH...still with restrictions, poor battery, 8mp camera, poor screen..the list goes on.[/s] No need to tell us u have never seen an iphone before. |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by upko: 11:14pm On Aug 27, 2014*. Modified: 11:30pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
cybug: Woman... You're not making sense.I just dey laugh, Na readers go Fund Jack Daniels Na readers go Fund coffee. Na readers go Fund New Laptop Na readers go Fund tea Na readers go Fund Data Na readers go Fund editors Na readers go Fund salary Na readers go Fund pension Na readers go Even Fund subsequent Trips. Why?? Because some people pay tithe and offering to their various churches, that is why we must give am him own share or Die by Olukun Hahahahahahaha!! The one wey una dey Forget be say the N500 na PROMO PRICE!!!!!.... |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by upko: 10:13pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
missstella: NA YOU GET UR MOUTH THIS ACTUALLY PROVED YOU ARE A KIDPretend I'm not here, get back to Sucking that cockk |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by upko: 10:04pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
missstella: LWKMD I will passSo tell me, are you sucking this much cockk just to get a Free pass to the fictional story?? |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by upko: 9:54pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
missstella: THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY WANTCockk Sucker....balls sucker, whichever it is being called that's what you are. Also if you ask me I'd say you have a smelling mouth. |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by upko: 9:19pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
| Guy men dey vex oh.. Na the Subscription dey bring all this ginger?? |
| Politics › Re: Whats Up With Gov Amechi by upko: 5:07pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
ahaika23: mumu, sorry I had to go warm up with my fresh wife. Couldn't continue with your whining abeg night been don come. I bin de very busy since morning for Office. Enjoy some photos at the Rumuomasi protest against your SQUIRREL OF THE TRIBE OF UBIMA. Those wey say I de lie, u know naw, either you choose thunder or live transformer.YES THAT IS RUMUOMASI before AMAECHI ARRIVED |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by upko: 10:51am On Aug 27, 2014 |
Season 9 will also open up later on.[size=20]Lol. No be everybody get stamina to run at the same speed especially me. Na your story and na your blog run as you like, no wait for me Even yomiprof wey pack lots of important tweaks and tricks wey dey very very important Na FREE!!!! And thousands of people dey visit the site oh. Na here I run stop!! Afterall na the same thing wey happen for all the ones I read go still happen for the new updates.[/size] |
