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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by upko: 11:49pm On Aug 26, 2014
[size=20]What would it profit a man to make all the money and have no readers??

Zuby nwannem thanks for keeping me entertained while it lasted.
Me Pay money to read Story onlinehuh
After struggling to buy data to browse.....I go still pay to read ordinary bloghuhhuh. Mbanu!!!




Adios!!!!! grin I no do again.
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PoliticsRe: US Says UAE Bombed Libya Islamists As Turmoil Deepens by upko: 9:54pm On Aug 26, 2014
Elkewwty: America is the mastermind of every evil going on in the world today....including that of Nigeria
[size=50]Yeah, America is beheading Christians in Iraq[/size]
PoliticsRe: Whats Up With Gov Amechi by upko: 9:28pm On Aug 26, 2014
undecided [b]I don't know about the other places you guys mentioned above...but Amaechi came to rumuomasi with a truckload of police....The whole place was boiling
Angry youths blocked the entrance to the venue, but the were later dispersed by police to enable the governor gain entrance.
Outside the venue hundreds of youth gathered and were chanting anti-amaechi slogan....insulting the police and breaking bottles, the police mounted an armored personel carrier in front of the venue to prevent them from entering.

When the whole thing was over and it was time for amaechi to leave, I noticed a sachet water truck was parked just opposite the venue, and as I expected grin.......

Immediately the armored bus amaechi was inside started coming out of the venue, the whole sky was covered with flying missiles in the form of sachet water.... grin
Amaechi's convoy was pelted with lots and lots of pure water, one would have thought it rained on his convoy grin.

The police were not left out as they suffered the most, they were left soaked grin.....I saw pure water sachets being projected from about 500m away grin damn!!!

THis is an eye witness account.[/b]
Foreign AffairsRe: Breaking: Iran Shoots Down ‘israeli Drone’ At Nuclear Site by upko: 9:12am On Aug 25, 2014
Idrismusty97: "...they used bombs that can hardly kill a cat against Israel while israel used highly sophisticated weapons."

↑ That is just a figurative statement. I use that just to tell you how incomparable is Hamas weapons to Israel. And i believed we have trash these Gaza & Israel topics intensely in the past, I don't want to go back again(Everyone must have been enlightened by now). lets focus on this topic. Thanks
[size=40]Are you forking serious right now!?!...So you telling me it is ok to attack your sworn enemies with small locally made rockets which can infact kill somebody when launched??....but because these rockets don't pack enough juice and they are locally made and crude, Israel should just ignore these attacks and maybe shut down their iron dome and let these crude SMALL rockets kill its citizens.....wake the fork up, its the 21st century, if you go about causing havoc with your supposed small rockets! Then you should be prepared clean up damages caused by Bigger rockets!!.......I don't care what you attack me with! An attack is an attack!!!![/size]
Foreign AffairsRe: Breaking: Iran Shoots Down ‘israeli Drone’ At Nuclear Site by upko: 1:59am On Aug 25, 2014
[size=80]Some people are Soulless creatures like their brothers in the ISIS army. So bombs come in various sizes?? grin...hahahaha. I would really like to see a bomb that can hardly kill a cat....To think of the fact that hamas uses rockets that can hardly kill cats against the Jewish state of Israel their sworn enemy grin. Woooow!!! grin[/size]
Foreign AffairsRe: Breaking: Iran Shoots Down ‘israeli Drone’ At Nuclear Site by upko: 1:54am On Aug 25, 2014
Idrismusty97: This isn't your average Palestinian vs Israel brouhaha. Gaza is a very densely populated area roughly the size of Lagos, they used bombs that can hardly kill a cat against Israel while israel used highly sophisticated weapons, bombarding tiny gaza from Land, air and sea! Iran is a different ballgame entirely...Iran have surface to air missiles, they have jets, warships and lot of weapons that can match that of Israel. Iran is a country not a tiny region. Yes! Israel will win Iran in a war but at what costs? Those two countries will completely destroy themselves. Israel last resorts will be the Nukes,If Iran doesn't acquire theirs soon that would give Israel the upper hand. Anyway, Whatever the outcome they would be no winner in reality.
[size=80]It is ok for Hamas to throw bombs into Israel.....but it is a crime for isreal to retaliate by pounding Gaza to rubbles.[/size] grin grin grin
EducationRe: Six Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria (alarming School Fees) by upko: 11:55am On Aug 24, 2014
kabba7: And poo in his / her.pants at the sound of boko haram approching 5 miles off
[size=80]I have no problem with people quoting me.....but if you must do so, make it an intelligent one. A typical forktard who thinks students at AirForce Secondary Schools should go and confront boko Haram, while he parades his useless self on the internet bleating like a pregnant goat.....You know you are stupeed right??[/size]
EducationRe: Six Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria (alarming School Fees) by upko: 11:54am On Aug 24, 2014
kabba7: And poo in his / her.pants at the sound of boko haram approching 5 miles off
[size=80][b]I have no problem with people quoting me.....but if you must do so, make it an intelligent one. A typical forktard who thinks students at AirForce Secondary Schools should go and confront boko Haram, while he parades his useless self on the internet bleating like a pregnant goat.....You know you are stupeed right??
EducationRe: Six Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria (alarming School Fees) by upko: 11:13am On Aug 24, 2014
iwonbaoko: That used to be the case many years ago.I don't know if it still is. But those schools were elite schools and not available for the common man besides how many are they compared to demand
[size=40]That is still the case. Competitions in these schools are very stiff, you have to be at your best to survive, once you fail twice, you are OUT of the school.[/size]
EducationRe: Six Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria (alarming School Fees) by upko: 10:46am On Aug 24, 2014
undecided [size=60]Crap!!!! Take your child/ward to any AirForce Secondary School.....Your child still gets a far better standard education and the network....Plus your child would end up being street smart and book smart.[/size]
PoliticsRe: President GEJ On Suit In Germany- Photos by upko: 10:09pm On Aug 23, 2014
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ghana’s Economy Cursed And Broke – Duncan-williams by upko: 7:27pm On Aug 23, 2014
OXYGEN01: ugly ape take it easy ok.Being ugly isn't a curse nor a choice so chill.Its nt ur fault that u ar an ape.Hereditary cause am.Your father must be damn!!! ugly...hahaha
grin[size=50]Yeah ma fathers butt looks better than any forking face from your dump....frog eyed bat grin[/size]
PoliticsRe: Ghana’s Economy Cursed And Broke – Duncan-williams by upko: 7:17pm On Aug 23, 2014
OXYGEN01: ugly ape.Why u bore?
[size=50]Yeah I bet I'm more handsome than any forking frog out of your forking dump.[/size] grin
PoliticsRe: Ghana’s Economy Cursed And Broke – Duncan-williams by upko: 7:07pm On Aug 23, 2014
OXYGEN01: Pray for your salvation first before u become a victim to boko haram.Here is a nigerian forum so u can talk talk talk n talk.Who cares? At the end u will be the one crying. MUMU.
[size=60]Shat da Fuq up you lousy piece of burnt shhiit!!!!.....take you burnt brain to cediLand and rid us of your useless self.[/size] grin grin
CultureRe: Must See - African Bravery In Pictures! by upko: 6:01pm On Aug 23, 2014
Nobleval: hmmm...are you hungry?
•••grin
rickkid: Stop stealing our oxygen and kill yourself.
Classic Finishing. grin
SportsRe: Calabar Stadium…eagles’ Slaughter Slab by upko: 2:46pm On Aug 23, 2014
jazzydee: Stop please . The Uyo Stadium can and will never replace the UJ Esuene stadium in Calabar as long as they keep maintaining it as they have done from 1976 when it was built till date . you can take that to the bank. they said the same thing about Uyo airport when it was being built people screamed that it will cripple the calabar airport, But today we all know the truth both airports are thriving.

The idea that A neighboring state developing infrastructure will cripple anothers infrastructure is a plain lie formulated by badbelle politicians to stop the nation from growing or use it as an excuse for not performing. Its a scaremongering tactic designed to frustrate development and it is not backed by facts.

The Calabar, Uyo and the New Portharcourt stadia will rather complement one another, due to their proximity, they can cohost tourneys and also share best practices which will drive sports development in the area because of their excellent facilities.
Evidence and data proves time and time again that Good infrastructures bring growth not regression contrary to what some mischievous Naija people who lack confidence or knowledge of data might want you to believe.

My dream is that there will come a time in Nigeria that infrastructures such as airports, good sporting complex, seaport, universities etc will be projects that LGA and cities councils will be funding/building and not state government as it it in the developed climes.

Foreign AffairsRe: Poor Uk. The British Justice System Is a Joke. My Opinion. by upko: 6:57am On Aug 23, 2014
OK.........Meanwhile drake is still lost

PoliticsRe: (bringbackourgirls) Why Is Oby Ezekwesiri Stressing Herself Somuch by upko: 9:21pm On Aug 22, 2014
I hope she ready to protest till Christmas....EPL don start, Nigerians sef don forget say girls loss.
CelebritiesRe: Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda Video" Is Out by upko:
grin[size=20]OMG!! Great Pornn, horrible soundtrack[/size]. Nicki aint got time for that role model shiiit, no time to make kids friendly music..........Raise and teach your damn kids$$$$$$$$$$$...........PS: Drake was Lost!!
TravelRe: This Is Abia State (recent Pics & Comments Made By Abians) by upko: 7:50am On Aug 21, 2014
I was in a bus heading back to ph from umuahia...so we got to this road close to aba and I was sleeping in the bus, I started hearing cries and shouting from other passengers. OMG!! When I woke up the filthiest pungent smell hit me like a big forking train.....I screamed tears were coming outta ma eyes and so I looked outside and behold I saw the biggest forking dumpsite just by the forking road. The odour caused me a headache
TravelRe: This Is Abia State (recent Pics & Comments Made By Abians) by upko: 7:42am On Aug 21, 2014
Abia state needs total cleansing, I mean just burn the whole thing to the ground and start all over again. Even Gaza with all the fighting and bombing looks better than this....The whole place is just like a big forking dump(Everybody knows this)
Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS Beheads American Journalist (*** Warning: Graphic Content ****) by upko: 10:54pm On Aug 20, 2014
undecided [size=80]Islam is so Forking retarrded. Nothing beats being brainwashed and turned in some psychotic blood thirty, virgin seeking zombie........Sick bastardz[/size]
PoliticsRe: New Map Of Nigeria, As Proposed By National Conference - See Photo by upko: 10:29pm On Aug 19, 2014
Do we really need this?
PoliticsRe: ABIA : Abia’s New Approach To Governance by upko: 8:17am On Aug 19, 2014
grin[size=80]Another Shameless poster[/size]
PoliticsRe: Apc’ll Take Over Abia In 2015 –okorocha of imo by upko: 7:45am On Aug 19, 2014
grin grin Hey its not a bad thing to dream.....Abia state can never be an APC state cos they don't like brooms..........APC can never take over abia
PoliticsRe: Apc’ll Take Over Abia In 2015 –okorocha of imo by upko: 7:43am On Aug 19, 2014
grin grin Hey its not a bad thing to dream.
PhonesRe: Charge Your Phone By Shouting At It by upko: 10:38pm On Aug 18, 2014
Go football viewing centre, your battery fit blow be that.grin
PoliticsRe: Abia State Legacy Projects: Sector By Sector by upko: 9:48pm On Aug 18, 2014
[size=70]Shameless OP, Useless Governor.grin[/size]
HealthRe: Doctors Hit Lagos Streets To Protest Mass Sack (PHOTOS) by upko: 9:30pm On Aug 18, 2014
Even the devil would be laughing grin
PoliticsRe: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by upko: 3:48pm On Aug 18, 2014
timpaker: When they asked the motherfvcker who sent him, the f00l said he was "sent by Allah" angry
May thunder fire him there!!! angry

These kids need to get a life and stop wasting themselves on a useless cause...

May Allah forgive him sha. Oloshi! Oloriburuku, Omoale!! Ko ni da fun'yi. embarassed
[size=50]Before na Jesus send amhuh[/size]
SportsRe: Jonathan Inspects Akwa Ibom Stadium Complex Under Construction In Uyo by upko: 2:54pm On Aug 18, 2014
Aitee1: Are u one? I weep for abians though, when ever I ply ikot ekepene-umuahia road I visit my masseuse after while aba-ikot ekpene road is permanenty non motorable
grin atleast anybody coming to invade abia state by road would have logistics nightmare...
SportsRe: Jonathan Inspects Akwa Ibom Stadium Complex Under Construction In Uyo by upko: 2:36pm On Aug 18, 2014
Aitee1: Never envy someone with a fine trouser, his boxer might be full of holes undecided
[size=30]Lol an abia state indigene would really laugh at this, they know they don't even have boxers......their governor just leave their nyashh open. grin[/size]

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