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ITTS:
Golden Dr,aftrnoon n hp ur wkend is grt? Pls i need a teaching job at sango ota my bus stop is conoil going to ijako area. Pls am counting on u with d hlp of God,tnxs.

bros its been repeatedly preached here that u should drop ur cv in schools around your area. dont just sit back n await someone to drop vacancies on ur lap.

hadayshawlar:
Once worked in a school that pay the same way. The BOSS will even pay according to your responsibilties I.e he pays married men first followed by people who were in dire need of money. The singles(female) usually get theirs last because he believes they have boyfriends and parents that take care of their needs.
God help us all.

imagine

monlawal:
yeah bro, sorted. How have you been?

been great. just busy

Sunnypar:
>:... So, you wanna join the group send upload111 a pm.

My pm seems to b havin issues connecting my mail. Send mail to upload556@gmail.com

monlawal:
Thanks bro, Th said they are recruiting for a bank. How would their question be?

Sorry i cudnt get bak to u since. Been busy.guess u hav sorted it already.

9niceguy:
Pls I need correction(s) on my application letter
Thanks!
Note: I skipped the add to summarize the letter.
APPLICATION FOR A CASUAL WOKER POST
I am writing to express my interest as a casual worker under your amiable management in ABC (nt the real name).
As a self disciplined Engineer with extensive knowledge both in Engineering (Electrical and Electronics) and cooperate organization management, I wish to apply as a casual worker in the above organization.
There is no doubt that I can cope Under minimal supervision at any department where there is vacancy. And the attached documents are my cv and credential which states my extensive skills.
I look forward to hearing from you for further discussion on how I can truly contribute to the organization.
Thanks

Sorry to say but the application is quite weak. Well! maybe it would fly for the post of casual worker. You need a whole lotta tutoring tho. Besides why would an elect elect graduate be applying for post of casual worker what can i say Hustle is real!! anyway here is your edited letter below.
Note i dont dig the whole letter at all, its not even something i should expect from a graduate. all thesame just decided to edit the one u wrote for you to use.


Pls I need correction(s) on my application letter
Thanks!
Note: I skipped the add to summarize the letter.
APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF CASUAL WORKER
I am writing to express my interest in the post of casual worker in your organization.
I am a self disciplined Engineer with extensive knowledge both in Engineering (Electrical and Electronics) and cooperate management.
I can work with minimal supervision at any department within your organization.
Attached documents are my cv and credentials which states my extensive skills.
I look forward to hearing from you for further discussion on how I can truly contribute to your organization.
Thanks.

PeyButtons:
i was just joking when i said 'no flash' ...no problem

I dint say dat to spite u.mbok! ma binu. U hear. I guess it came out wrong. Apologies

monlawal:
Guys I need help o.. .. ... I have an online assessment to write on Monday powered by workforce group. Has anyone written an online exams before I need help on what to do. What should I expect?

It means u apllied for something related to call centre agent or bank job. for call centre, First stage is oral . If u say u dont have any experience u r off. Then general interview questions. D number of languages u can speak will come in handy. Even if u can say only good morning on d language ,say u speak a lil

PeyButtons:
Upload111..that's well said...long time..no see..no call..no flash. I hope you're doing great!

Smiles! Sorry I hav been ''three'' busy dats y.. And for the record.,I don't flash!! But u gat ma digits naa..u can flash me I wud call back.

i have been really occupied these days and havent been here nor on the whatsapp group for a while. reading up on these posts prompts me to respond.
UNITY they say is strength.
As much as competition brings out the best ,disunity also leads to a fall. Anyone is free to create any group he or she wishes to and anyone is free to join whichever group he/she wishes to.
But i dont agree with the notion that the Whatsapp group or any other group was or is being created for competition. I personally frown on anything that would want to place the whatsapp group in competition with the motherthread here.
Hence ,the reason behind the rule on the whatsapp group relating to vacancy posts....and it says that all posting of vacancies should be done here on the mother-thread and not in the whatsapp group. This i believe would allow for co-existence, instead of the whatsapp group overshadowing or competing with the motherthread.
NOTE TO ALL----Upload111 did not just wake up one day and decide to form the whatsapp group. It was born here on this thread in relation to the seminar/get-together party discussion and because of some sensitive information ,it was decided that the group be formed.

Truth be told about 92.4% percent of the peeps that come here(M/thread), come in hope of seeing job opportunities/vacancies to apply for. Hence if the whatsapp group or any other group offers same, what then is the need to come here(M/thread) And that would result in this M/thread dying off gradually.
I actually intended disbanding the whatsapp group sometime back after the get-together party discussion/planning was concluded but right here the issue was discussed and i was told to let the group stand. Sincerely i am glad i did because the group has been more than just a group to me and i am sure i speak for many as well.
In conclusion i think anyone willing to form a group is free to do so but lets bear in mind that it has to co-exist with the M/thread and not compete with it as the mother-thread is what brought us all together in the first place. If it offers what the M/thread offers then it is likely gonna kill the motherthread. This reason there are rules on the whatsapp group which some did not agree with or adhere to,hence the reason for the sanitization of the whatsapp group. but whatsapp group or not , we are all nairalanders of this very thread and that is most important.
Some of you i have met in person,,some i have spoken to on phone. I do hope we meet ourselves one day in peace n unity and we remember where we all began/met(here on this hread) and we would smile and thank God for this M/thread
Thats my six pence
DOMINUS VOBICUM

uploading.....

GoldenDr:
Bennyzino and Hernyola am knowing that for the first time. The only group I know that exist is the WhatsApp group. Please send a pm to upload111.

Bennyzino,,hernyola or any other interested person(s) interested in joining d group..you may send mail directly to this email
upload556@gmail.com
U will be asked a few questions though before u can b added.
NOTE
The whatsapp group does not provide jobs nor dish out vacancies like d thread .if its job vacancies u seek,pls stick to the thread and follow up on vacancies posted.
Need more inquires on the group. U may flip way back through this thread, details have been posted more than once .. Want to inquire from me ?u may also send mail to upload556@gmail.com

DOMINUS VOBISCUM

avicky:
I'm not the one in need of the info. It's akanduteenah. Please quote her.

Smiles

akanduteenah:
Is there anyone who has an idea of zenith and UBA bank branches where i can get the NTI form. I learnt some banks do not have network service. Please house, help a sis.

Go to any zenith bank around... U wud get it there n if the particular branch doesn't have it in stock ,they would tell you when to come back for it or point you in d direction to get it.

afikayo:
GSR NIG. LTD.

You have been invited for an interview tomorrow with G-steps resources, by 8:00a.m does anybody know this company and what dey are into.

scam

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[/b]Exactly how committed are you?[b]

yemmybx:
Upload yes, I didn't go for the yeye interview oooooooo, guys are just sharing their own experiences ni oooooooooooo.

aiit boss!

Sunnypar:
That whatsapp group is a closed group where certain information are shared and not made known to us here from his comment.

it isnt a closed group. but opinions shared there are sometimes intense or should i say bitter truths which many may not be able to stomach. besides here on the thread one may get banned without knowing why.. i posted vacancies and i got banned many times.

Sunnypar:
There is no perfect time upload111. So, when are you getting married?

Smiles!!! its likely gonna be sooner than you think.

Funpeter:
Is the whatsapp group still existing? Am curious to know.

Yes sir it is still very much in existence.

faithfancy:
do you really think everybody is on whatsapp, btw without nairaland that group wouldn't have existed, so why deny others from getting info cos you had alrdy trashed it on whatsapp.

since it was same guy that asked i felt he must have been satisfied with the info i gave him on whatsapp group. AS for denying others ,,no i wouldnt do that,, but like journalists often say there are some things one dont say on live tv.. In the whatsapp group we can speak more freely n call names but that kind wont fly here on the thread or rather may not go down well here,. i gave him indebt info which may do a lotta damage to the sch.. but wht i can say is that school(DEE UNIQUE) isnt a nice field of play .

AnnieOakley:
The biggest problem is that the man is in the occult. I know quite a few people who've worked there before. Their stories are almost unbelievable.

being a member of the occult? that is hearsay.. i heard that too though but well ...(person no dey know finish). As for stories ,,better believe them. i can tell you that.

GoldenDr:
FYA
Upload111

Bossman! i already attended to it on when he requested it on the whatsapp group

yemmybx:
please is there anyone with an information abt DEE UNIQUE COLLEGE, ABESAN (salary,working conditions,benefits).

its urgent...

thought i trashed that out for you on the group..?

A lot of people imagine things like:

"My life will be better when i get married.....".
"I'll start developing my dream app when I buy a laptop........".
"I know that some day, I'll meet someone who will give me a connection to a job......"
"I'll start touring Nigeria when I have a car......."
''I'll propose to her when i get that dream job....''
there is no perfect moment..get up and start now.

Why not make your life better now? Don't wait on marriage.
Start saving N1000 weekly or monthly to buy a laptop. Santa Clause won't dash you one on Christmas.
Do what you already know.
Go out there, pursue and apply for jobs aggressively, everyday, with all your energy.
Take a bus and go to Bauchi or Calabar!
propose to that your lady whether you have a gold ring or not.....
there is no perfect moment...
No magician will snap their fingers. No switch will flip. An angel won't land at your doorstep, hand you a hamper, and say "This blessing is yours now"
If you keep waiting, nothing will happen. You'll only remain the same way you've been in the past
If you're anticipating some grand moment, then you're wasting all of your time waiting for the universe to tell you what to do, when, really, the universe doesn't know, doesn't care, and doesn't have time to give you that connection that will land you your dream job, deliver your dream boyfriend to your doorstep or even tell you when to start that business idea that you've always had.The world is too busy doing other important stuff that it's programmed to do.

Don't wait for the world, time or anything else to give you a sign to tell you what to do with your life.
That's crippling. Just do things. Anything. Anyhow. Right now! Make mistakes. You'll learn and grow. Trust me.
There is no perfect time.. the time is NOWWW

@odimbannamdi
Congrats..

Redomi:
And the winner is Upload111.

Bro it isn't a competition ! We are jus sharing things

Redomi:
From Olafisoyeibukun to Redomi. Thats the accent on Olùkó.

Oluko himself..o t'ojo mewa..#smiles#

babawere:
It's really a hard nut to crack because its a foundational problem, but I think you have to first, counsel those girls, give them thousands of reasons to stop being a lesbian, back it up with biblical principles (am not sounding spiritual) and believe me its not a battle only you can win, you can also use the school counsellor as another way to help fight their abnormal psyche of believing lesbianism is normal, as this is one of the many reasons why most schools employ counsellors....and finally intercede on behalf of these girls, as you can't do it all alone, if truly you want to help them...and I believe God ll answer you, and watch them become your desired students....Its well bro...

artisticallyart:
Please, how do you handle teenagers who are lesbian?
They are in SS2....

endtime1:
u have to do a background check to know where the problem is coming from.once u recognise the root of the problem pray about it and tackle it.

Nigerians we are so quick to throw evrything towards spirituality
I do agree with a lot of what "babawere" said tho but must prayer still b added Prayer should b a personal thing n not as if that's what it should do. So if a child is convulsing in d school I am sure d likes of some teachers here would start casting n binding...instead of rushing d child for proper treatment. Lolz
Do u know if the teacher involved is a pagan?? Or a free-thinker? Or even a buddist.?? Besides the person is just a teacher asking how to handle the students. Not how to deliver possessd people. he towes them no spirituality (U may call me infidel,if u want).The profession is teaching(teacher) and not clergy(pastor or imam) .

Lesbianism is quite common with teenage girls infact most ladies (even here) have practiced it at one point or d other during their teenage yrs.
Playing with each others b r e as*** without knowing that its a lesbian act. I would have gone into likely causes but that will too lengthy..so I would just add a little to d soln that "babawere" has already said.
The students need thorough councelling. Most school these days don't have a councellor so u would hav to play d disappointed father and counsel them,,if possible discuss it with a female teacher that the students like and let her be d one to do the counselling..(Not those female teachers wey u go tell somtin n d whole sch go hear am in approximately 12 n half minutes o).
Then keep a close eye on them n tell them to desist from watching porn cos that's one of the major causes. (Don't just tell them,,bring out d disadvantages )

artisticallyart:
It should not be sealed, check out threads where dudes are always looking for jobs, his quick to drop his mail requesting them to forward their resume.
If the dude did not state he was jobless I doubt if he would drop his mail, hian.....*in Bisola's voice* we have private message, why is he not using pm? Trying to create the helping hand CEO... Please read evathyst profile...... Its his modus operandi.... Find out !!!!! go to his profile and check out his post not thread created then you would understand what am saying.
Enough said........*In Avicky's voice* I watching you.

Can't hold it again... Hehehehehahahahahherhewewhehahahahaha!!!laffing in kuvuki. Na wa for una o...lol!! Gbam!! Nailed it.

Dominus vobicum means God b with thee!
And its upload111 not upload1112 to avoid stories dat touch..

do you know...You might not get that Job, even with a Good Grade

for fresh graduates ,,good grades dont really guarantee that you get that job
aside graduate training vacancies..most employers would rather employ someone that has had hands-on experience
For instance, an employer looking for an Accountant will usually prefer to recruit one who can comfortably manage his finances with little or no supervision.
One who is proficient in various accounting tools because he has worked for years (even in a small company like ABC & Sons Limited).
They employer wouldn't want a Fresh graduate with no hands-on accounting experience (even with a 2.1 or 1st class). Fresh graduates usually require on the job training and training, as you know, comes with its own overhead.
My Advice:
Don't be to choosy. Everyone can't work at Zenith bank, Exxonmobil, Pwc or Nigerian Breweries at the same time. Working at ABC & Sons Ltd today doesnt mean you can't work at Chevron tomorrow. Be patient, it's not a race. Good luck Jonathan was once a Lecturer, same with yaradua....
You could apply and take up smaller jobs from small companies/schools where the competition is lower. Gather some experience and then apply to bigger companies/schools. Later on, your years of experience will definitely give you an edge over other job seekers.

DOMINUS VOBISCUM!!