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Celebrities / Re: “The Idea of Marriage Frightens Me” – Tacha Akide by UpperLashes(f): 12:43pm On Aug 20, 2021
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not all women does this
Health / Organic Therapy by UpperLashes(f): 12:36pm On Aug 20, 2021
A WOMAN was told by a reflexologist her aching knees would get better if he gave her an orgasm with a vibrating massager, a jury heard yesterday.
Stuart Hill, 57, allegedly said he was using a Chinese “hormone therapy” technique, which was banned in Britain.

It is claimed he then placed the device on intimate spots and licked the woman’s breasts.

Prosecutor Amanda Rippon told Durham Crown Court: “He told her she needed to be orgasmic. She began to think this was legitimate therapy.

“She began to feel better and told her husband the defendant was a miracle worker. He was just taking advantage.”

Hill, of Brandon, Co Durham, denies nine sex assault and indecency charges. Case continues
Politics / Re: Bukola, Gbemisola Saraki Re-Unite For Morenike Saraki's 86th Birthday by UpperLashes(f): 8:36pm On Aug 08, 2021
Joys of motherhood
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Remain Patient, Abdulsalami Urges Nigerians by UpperLashes(f): 9:27am On Feb 18, 2021
I believe the man is old enough to Know the truth. The issue isn't Nigerians being patient but Nigerians taking drastic actions
Crime / Re: See Names Of Kidnapped Students And Teachers Of GSS Kagara School by UpperLashes(f): 9:26am On Feb 18, 2021
How did things get so bad
Health / Man Arrested For Having Sex With Chicken At Motel by UpperLashes(f): 9:25am On Feb 18, 2021
Man Arrested For Having Sex With Chicken At Motel

Michael Bessigano was arrested after a lot of blood and feathers were found all over in his hotel room by the cleaning lady.
All the investigating police needed to hear was that Michael Bessigano had been staying in the room the night before. Well, that was all they needed to know before they found the dead chicken.
Michael likes to paint cat-like stripes on his body and refer to himself as “the master of cats.”
”But this was a chicken not a cat?”
Michael apparently doesn’t discriminate.
Michael Bessigano is a habitual animal abuser. Bessigano's animal abuse dates back to 1991 when he was arrested twice, once after being accused of breaking a rooster's neck that had rejected his advances and once after he was found in a neighbor's goose pen apparently attempting to get some of the geese in the mood by molesting them.
He was also accused of having sex with and killing a Rottweiler dog at a rural Crown Point ranch in 1992. For that he was convicted of theft and cruelty to an animal, and was imprisoned until 1994.
Only a month after his release, he was arrested in connection with the attempted theft of a German shepherd from some property in St. John Township.
He claims that since he was a small child he has bleeped everything from dead animals to a raccoons.
He freely admitted to the police that he killed the chicken while fucking it. He faces 7 ½ years in prison if convicted of both charges.
That is, if the DNA test and the signed confessions hold up in court. You never know what is going to happen when you are dealing with gray areas like animal sexual abuse. I mean, honestly, how do we know that the chicken didn’t want some action that night? Maybe the chicken was making passes at him and then at the last moment changed its mind and said no before Bessignano could stop himself?
I can’t distinguish between the delicate intricacies between the way an animal looks at you when it wants you to pet it, and when it wants you to Bleep it in the ass. Apparently people like Michael can. What was that chicken doing in his room at 4am anyway? You think that chicken didn’t know when she went into Bessigano's room at 4am what Bessignano wanted? Come on? I don’t think this case is as open and shut as you may think. I think it is probably a badge of honor back on the farm to say that you were anal raped by the Master of Cats. All I am saying is that a case like this leaves a lot of unanswered questions.

http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume01/032/664.htm
Politics / Re: Military Conducts Air Strikes In Orlu In Search Of ESN by UpperLashes(f): 9:23am On Feb 18, 2021
Are you sure about this

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Sports / Re: Players React As Power Goes Out Before Penalty In Football Match (Photos, Video) by UpperLashes(f): 9:21am On Feb 18, 2021
They are trying to play a fast one on eachother or maybe their power supply is coming directly from Nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Man Surprises His Girlfriend With Brand New Car, She Will No Longer Use Bus (vid by UpperLashes(f): 9:20am On Feb 18, 2021
She is a lucky lady
Phones / Re: The World Best Selling Phone Ever by UpperLashes(f): 9:19am On Feb 18, 2021
I can't even get the ringtone off my head

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Religion / Re: Jesus Comes To You In Your Storm by UpperLashes(f): 9:18am On Feb 18, 2021
In a Storm? Jesus I Know is peaceful
Agriculture / Re: Crocodiles For Sale by UpperLashes(f): 9:15am On Feb 18, 2021
Happy sales

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Agriculture / When Will My Tomatoes Grow by UpperLashes(f): 9:14am On Feb 18, 2021
I poured the tomatoe's water with seeds in a shady area but I am yet to see it grow. How long does it take
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Celebrates Valentine's Day With His Wife, Nkechi (Video) by UpperLashes(f): 9:47am On Feb 15, 2021
Older folks understand love more than younger men
Crime / Re: Fulani Workers Kidnap, Kill Their Employer In Oyo After Taking Ransom (Pix) by UpperLashes(f): 9:46am On Feb 15, 2021
This is bad
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Engaged To Adebayo, Her Photographer On Valentine's Day by UpperLashes(f): 9:46am On Feb 15, 2021
Happy married life

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Family / Re: My Sister Is Missing (photos) by UpperLashes(f): 9:45am On Feb 15, 2021
I pray she will be found soon
Romance / Re: My Brother And The Wife Had Sex In My Room, Why Won't She Wash The Sheets? by UpperLashes(f): 9:44am On Feb 15, 2021
This is bad sha
Politics / Re: #StopKilingNortherners & #StopOyoMassacre - Arewa Twitter by UpperLashes(f): 9:44am On Feb 15, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
#stopkillingnorthners & #StopOyoMassacre trend as Northerners create awareness on the killing of innocent Hausa traders in the South West...

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%23stopkilingnortherners&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%23StopOyoMassacre&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

They didn't talk about the Yoruba people they killed

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Romance / Re: Man Gifts Lover N30 Million Tesla Car For Valentine's Day Celebration (Photos) by UpperLashes(f): 9:43am On Feb 15, 2021
She's lucky
Family / Itching Of The Left Palm by UpperLashes(f): 9:35am On Feb 15, 2021
What does it mean when you Palm itches you
Phones / Chrome Is The Best Thing After Fried Rice by UpperLashes(f): 9:24am On Feb 15, 2021
Chrome is truly the best browser

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