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Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu To Present Trump With New Iran Attack Plans During US Visit — Report by Uptheante(m): 8:19am On Dec 22, 2025
SEOJanitor:
As the news noted.. Iran is rebuilding its nuclear arsenal ...cry in your bathroom .

Your Isreali terrorists killed their generals without a declaration of war. made families loose fathers while calling them terrorists 😂

very soon when it becomes a serious struggle you'll be seeing the Russia vs Ukraine statistics. Isreal with or without the USA is a joke because they haven't faced a serious enemy that will wipe them off.
Which serious enemy have they not faced that want to wipe them off?
They had already faced & defeated all their Arab enemies.

Tell us which serious enemy do they have again?
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu To Present Trump With New Iran Attack Plans During US Visit — Report by Uptheante(m): 8:09am On Dec 22, 2025
RaptorX:
Iran quickly accepted the ceasefire because while inflicting heavy damage on Israel with those ballistic missiles, it was also suffering from catastrophic damages and risk escalation with the world's sole military superpower. They have to be strategic and not let ego and pride rule their decisions, the same question can be asked why did America and Israel in the background also propose the ceasefire, why not go all out until regime change is achieved, isn't that what they always claim to want? Why stop after 12 days only to come 6 months later to present another attack plan.
In response to your question, America & Israel proposed ceasefire because they had already achieved their aim, which is to destroy the Iranian nuclear capabilities.
Their aim was not an all out war on Iran but to destroy any Iranian nuclear capability & Iranian military leaders that strategize attacks on Israel, & they achieved that target overwhelmingly. Hence they saw no need for further attacks on Iranian citizens that pose no threat to Israel or America.
Note that the Americans & Israeli are not blinded by religious extremism like the Iranian leadership who are hell-bent on destroying Israel as a religious obligation, that's why they stopped further attacks after destroying Iranian nuclear & military threats.

You should be the one to explain to us why the Iranians accepted ceasefire since they have always been thirsty for the total destruction of Israel & the 12 days war presented them with the opportunity to achieve their evil aim.
EducationRe: Enugu Varsity Dismisses Rumours Of Bandit Settlement Near Campus by Uptheante(m): 10:50am On Dec 15, 2025
zoedew:
Still did not answer directly the question whether there is a Fulani terror gang camped close by the Madonna University! Wise parents know what to do!
It's Maduka university not Madonna University, take note
RomanceRe: Does This Girl Actually Like Me Or Am I Overthinking? by Uptheante(m): 5:23pm On Dec 13, 2025
AlphaBoy:
Nairaland, abeg help me judge this matter because I no wan deceive myself.
There’s this female friend of mine in school. We read together, buy snacks for each other, gist, and I usually walk her home after night class. Cool friendship, nothing serious… or so I thought.
But recently, she has been acting somehow:
One day she told me she feels blessed to have me and even called me her role model.
Anytime we finish reading late, she insists I must walk her home.
One night, she pointed at a bus stop and said she once saw a couple kissing there. Then she faced me and dropped this line: “It’s you that don’t want to love.”
If I ghost her small, na she go enter my DM first like, “You no wan talk to me again?”
And one day she directly asked me: “Why are you running from me?”
Make una no forget — I liked her initially but didn't want to push it yet , I don’t know if she’s catching feelings
So nairalanders, make una talk true:
This girl like me abi she just dey whine me?
Or na me dey overthink am?
Yes na you dey over think am.
She doesn't like you, she just wants you to fúck her grin
RomanceRe: Does This Girl Actually Like Me Or Am I Overthinking? by Uptheante(m): 5:20pm On Dec 13, 2025
Kobojunkie:
The only way you can ever know if a woman or man likes you is if you ask directly, and you get the answer straight from the horse's mouth. Never take it on yourself to conclude that you know or can read the mind of another human. That is not only rude but a direct insult to their intelligence. Even those so-called clues people tell you can be 90% of the time. So, if you must know whether she likes you or not, ask her directly and get your answer from her mouth. undecided

Seriously, many people have ended up in jail for sexual assault, rape, or even stalking, all because they took it upon themselves to conclude they had mind-reading abilities where it concerns the opposite sex. Don't do it, no matter how much you are tempted to. Always ask the other party directly to learn whether the feelings you have are mutual or not. And respect whatever answer you are given.🤔🤔

Also, since you no longer like that, what does it matter then whether she likes you or not? Just stick to being friends and let it be. undecided
As if una dey ever admit say una like man 🤔
With una too much pride & pretentious nature, it's almost impossible for you as Nigerian women to admit that
RomanceRe: Lady Apologises For Attempting To Twerk On Her Friend’s Husband At Their Wedding by Uptheante(m): 5:05pm On Dec 13, 2025
Diamond098454:
sleep with my in-law ? when handsome gentlemen full in ph

Hahaha hahaha you guys won't kill me

Abuja guys no make sense na, ph get men real men
From what research did you conclude that PH get real men & Abuja guys no make sense?

Ooh I forgot, you must have dated & fúcked both categories of men for you to draw this conclusion. You are actually speaking from experience 🤔
RomanceRe: Lady Apologises For Attempting To Twerk On Her Friend’s Husband At Their Wedding by Uptheante(m): 5:03pm On Dec 13, 2025
Diamond098454:
you don't believe me? It's very bad that no one believed me.

Two weeks ago a friend introduced her guy to me , after two days a number called hmmm do you know who called? I asked him how he got my contact and he said from his babe phone. It's was the same guy

This has been my life challenge that makes me stay away from people ,
You must have given him hints either overtly or covertly that you are "available".
I mean, that greenlight that ladies give to men they want.

A man (especially your friend's man) can't just wake up to approach you without you giving him a sort of greenlight. He knows that he risks being called out or disgraced or reported if you don't like him. The motivation & morale for him to approach you is because you gave him greenlight or he's heard from "sources" that you are an easy lay & he wants to try his luck.
RomanceRe: Lady Apologises For Attempting To Twerk On Her Friend’s Husband At Their Wedding by Uptheante(m): 4:00pm On Dec 13, 2025
Diamond098454:
where have you been? I really miss your criticisms thank God you're here now.


AdvanceDNA I'm at fault now abi? Since it's bad for a sis to visit a married cousin sis no wahala I won't go there again
Where did he say it's bad for a sis to visit her married cousin?

See how you are dodging accountability & deliberately giving wrong interpretation to his comment even though you know the actual meaning of his comment which is about indecent dressing in your married cousin's house with the secret intention to seduce her husband into sleeping with you.
RomanceRe: Lady Apologises For Attempting To Twerk On Her Friend’s Husband At Their Wedding by Uptheante(m): 3:54pm On Dec 13, 2025
Diamond098454:
hahaha hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 habaa..... Are you for real.......... Pity me naaa wow..... This is normal house wear not party wear ooooo
If na normal house wear & you had no sultry intention behind wearing it, then why did you change it. Are you not supposed to be comfortable wearing a normal house wear?

Just come out clean with the real story & tell us how your cousin's sister fúcked you or how your seduction attempt failed or how you were almost caught & you had to retrace your steps.
We no go cast your matter to your cousin & family members
RomanceRe: Lady Apologises For Attempting To Twerk On Her Friend’s Husband At Their Wedding by Uptheante(m): 2:22pm On Dec 13, 2025
Diamond098454:
Maybe she meant no harm but what about the guy in question? What if he comes back trying to hit on you? Thinking you were given him a green light? Guys can't get things off their head till they have you.

I went to Abuja to spend sometimes with my cousin sister (married) to cool off my head . When i get to their house I mate only the security guard. I went inside wear different thing thinking my cousin sis will be the first tocome home

Long story cut✂ down, it was her husband that first returns home hmmmmmm
hmmmmmm I have to fly back to school (PH) the following morning

I only told my cousin that I get serious test to write that morning 9am and I must be in ph by 7.45am
At the bolded, you deliberately changed into something seductive with the aim of seducing your cousin's husband. It was well planned by you, stop pretending that you meant no harm.
If your story is really true, then either of the following happened:

1.Probably your conscience triggered you into backtracking on your seductive approach to your cousin's husband
2.He refused to fall for your seduction & you felt frustrated to change back into something decent to save face (you are probably not his type or he's highly disciplined).
3. You realized that your cousin will disgrace you if she finds out you are trying to seduce her husband
4. Some other 3rd party would have caught you trying to seduce her husband & you had to backtrack & pretend you meant no harm.

Either of these is true, assuming you didn't even go beyond seduction & slept with him while whitewashing your story to us with lies to escape judgement & look innocent.

We know how women plan every of their action before executing it, but they will still pretend that "it just happened" or " I didn't know what came over me" or still, they will shift the blame to their male victims & scream rape or claim they were deceived or used.

A woman can shave her pússy, wear seductive g-string panties or no panties at all, short dress & go to a man's house to seduce him, sit carelessly to expose her erogenous zone.
When the man responds to stimulus & makes attempt to sleep with her (because that's greenlight to him), she will turn around to accuse him of being a "dog" who can't control himself or allow him sleep with her & later claim that he used her or raped her; on top something that she intentionally & carefully planned . All just to escape accountability or judgment from pple & shift the blame on him
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Barrister Festus Keyamo With Gov Fubara In PH by Uptheante(m): 11:03pm On Dec 12, 2025
Truths9ja:
sheriff is going for second term in office. Keyamo should try again in 2031
What makes you think he stands no chance in 2027?
PoliticsRe: We Will Defend Sharia With Our Last Blood If USA Insists:Nothern Muslim Leaders by Uptheante(m): 10:58pm On Dec 12, 2025
P1PrinceKT:
Those who killed innocent Christians supposed to be killed too.
However, that doesn't invalidate Sharia or Islam they come to stay! Wether you like it or not.
If you really care for the Christians why won't they relocate to your part of the country?
If Nigeria were an entirely Islamic country, then you can operate with your shari'a law, but Nigeria is a secular country that operates based on the constitution.

It's wrong to operate another law based on a religion in a secular country.

Christians have been killed for blasphemy allegations based on shari'a law, alcoholic drinks have belonging to non Muslims have been seized & destroyed based on the shari'a law, Christian girls have been abducted & coerced into accepting Islam & then forced into marriage with Muslim men without their parent's consent, based on shari'a law.
These are just few issues I've mentioned, there are still many more.

Yet you say shari'a law has only been applied to Muslims. Can you see how much of a liar you are?
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 17 In Taraba who had returned to rebuild their burnt community by Uptheante(m): 10:50pm On Dec 12, 2025
DMerciful:
Its affecting all of them and thats why he shouted that the military colluded with terrorists
Sorry sir, Chamba tribe are not affected by that
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 17 In Taraba who had returned to rebuild their burnt community by Uptheante(m): 10:49pm On Dec 12, 2025
tishbite41:
He's Jukun
He's Chamba sir, though the Chamba tribe in Taraba state are closely allied to the Jukuns.
They even address themselves as Jukun-Chamba but their language & origin is totally different from that of Jukun.
Chamba tribe are also found in Adamawa state.

However, a good number of them, that are domiciled in Taraba state (Takum & Donga LGAs) can speak Jukun language
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 17 In Taraba who had returned to rebuild their burnt community by Uptheante(m): 8:41pm On Dec 12, 2025
DMerciful:
Where is Theophillus Danjuma? Before his very eyes, there is retribution for his actions from 1966.
You just displayed gross ignorance here.
TY Danjuma is not Tiv by tribe, he's Chamba
PoliticsRe: We Will Defend Sharia With Our Last Blood If USA Insists:Nothern Muslim Leaders by Uptheante(m): 7:57pm On Dec 12, 2025
P1PrinceKT:
Sharia is for Muslims only. We're Muslims, We're not inviting America in Northern Nigeria.
They will not be welcomed. They are not the ones to tell us how live our lives. Not You not Them!
They don't care about whether you welcome them or not because you can't stop them.
They are coming to emancipate Christians who you have consistently killed, terrorized, burnt for many years unabated.

The end of terrorism against Christians under the guise of religion is has come.

You have lost the right to question why the should not tell you how to live your life. Your support for terrorism against Christians & support for the oppressive shari'a law that has oppressed christians living in the north has ripped you off that right.
You must do as the Americans say or you will be sent to meet your 72 virgins in hell.

Reaper drones & UAVs are enough to decimate & annihilate terrorists like you.
PoliticsRe: We Will Defend Sharia With Our Last Blood If USA Insists:Nothern Muslim Leaders by Uptheante(m): 12:03pm On Dec 12, 2025
P1PrinceKT:
No body can stop Hisbah or Sharia no matter how you and beer 🍺 companies push it... Not even America. It's just that simple 👌.
If American troops land in the shari'a states & dismantle the shari'a enforcement agencies & ban shari'a law totally what can you do about it?

The worse you can do is to either cry & sulk or you form your usual terrorist jihadist groups to engage in suicide bombing & guerilla attacks on the Americans. In such a scenario you will still be the sore looser because reaper drones will be enough to eliminate you & your jihadi terrorists brethren.
TravelRe: Man Laments As Hausa Boys Block The Lagos–ibadan Expressway (Photos/Video) by Uptheante(m): 10:34am On Dec 12, 2025
jeff1993:
And na for Yoruba land Dem dey get power oooo ..... Kaiii see finish don enter my S.W brothers too much. Dem no fit try this for East. By now those trucks for don enter Mgbuka Orlu fess.
Lamba.......
How many times Hausa men dey beat Igbo men for Onitsha, Aba, Enugu, Owerri, Nnewi, Awka etc & Igbo men go cry & beg for mercy? grin

Mr. Chest beater
TravelRe: Man Laments As Hausa Boys Block The Lagos–ibadan Expressway (Photos/Video) by Uptheante(m): 10:30am On Dec 12, 2025
Zionmdde:
I can imagine a southerner doing something like this in the north
So they are even begging the guys. Nonsense. One place they can't do this Nonsense is SE. Those innocent trucks may not survive the flames
Them dey do am for southeast, Onitsha, Aba, Enugu, Owerri, Nnewi, Awka, etc & Igbo men go beg them & even pay them money appease them.

Una too like noise & chest beating but in reality una dey fear Hausa/Fulani pass lion grin
PoliticsRe: We Will Defend Sharia With Our Last Blood If USA Insists:Nothern Muslim Leaders by Uptheante(m): 7:11pm On Dec 11, 2025
P1PrinceKT:
If you really care her you have had advised her parents to move back to your part of the country. North is Our Country not Nigeria.
You don't have right to dictate on us just because you think North is in Nigeria.
Remember that North was there before Nigeria.
And Muslims were there before Nigeria.
The same way you have no right to enforce your shari'a law on christians & other non Muslims.

As for the geographical entity called north, as long as it has not seceded from Nigeria, it is still part of Nigeria & it is bounded by Nigerian laws as enshrined in the Nigerian constitution.

Killing of Deborah is a punishable offence, even though her killers & their supporters like you are still basking in the euphoria of escaping justice for the crime of murder in cold blood, I want to make it known to you that justice must prevail against you & her killers one day, it's something you can't escape & it's inevitable.

The south & middle belt have also been in existence before the amalgamation to form Nigeria, so you have no monopoly on that.
We also have our religious beliefs but we don't use it to commit crime against our humanity.

Take your 12 shari'a compliant states & form your own country with strict Islamic laws.
Leave christians alone.

You northern Muslims are not the only Muslims in the world. Saudi Arabia understands Islam more than you guys, but you are more terroristic, extremist & fanatical than them . Yet you wallow in illiteracy & abject poverty
PoliticsRe: GEJ Decorates His Former ADC To Major-General Rank In Abuja by Uptheante(m): 6:23pm On Dec 11, 2025
Heffalump:
Major general wey never shoot gun for war front throughout his career that one na general?
Na political general be that mbok.
You obviously don't know about the military.

Major generals are not even supposed to be directly in the war front. They are only meant to formulate military strategies & give orders & directives to their subordinates to implement & win a war
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome 62nd Birthday Celebration; What Is Your Take? by Uptheante(m): 6:11pm On Dec 11, 2025
KnownUnknown:
Bla bla bla. Even the Jesus guy in the stupid story is a scammer. Jobless charlatan with an entourage lounging in one rich man’s house or the other. Th e religion itself is an institution of grifts and scams as typified by the oldest church, the Catholics. Chris is just aiming for pope-like wealth
You are probably manifesting the antichrist spirit in you.

You have the chance to denounce your antichrist antics & accept Jesus Christ into your life for you to be saved from eternal damnation.
Forum GamesRe: Who's Winning This Fight ? by Uptheante(m): 6:04pm On Dec 11, 2025
daclint:
That's a siberian tiger the lion won't last 2 minutes
You are talking about a lion not a goat
Forum GamesRe: Who's Winning This Fight ? by Uptheante(m):
Kayberg:
A tiger is far more aggressive than a lion.
Tiger is more of an ambush predator.
It doesn't face it's prey face to face like lions do.

Though a tiger is slightly bigger than a lion & weighs slightly more, such a fight can swing either way.

Lions can & often fight to death, they don't surrender or give up even in the face of injury. They are just too bold & fearless. A lion always has a pride & he knows that even if he's injured & can't hunt, his pride can still sustain him with their hunts. Lions are social animals

Tigers on the other hand are not social & they are lone creatures. They don't like to get injured because such an injury will automatically spell doom for them because they won't be able to hunt & no food will be available for them since they are loners & don't have prides.
Hence, a tiger will often surrender & flee from an adversary if he stands the risk of sustaining serious injury. That's why their hunt is almost always ambush not head on confrontation like lions.
That's why tigers are masters of camouflage & they don't fight to death like lions.

I'm not discounting tigers in any way but my point is that though they might be slightly bigger & very slightly stronger than lions & they even have a slightly stronger bite force than lions, generally, they are not prone to undertaking very risky ventures such as fight to death. They can flee if they notice a risk of incapacitating injury.

Lions edge them in terms of stamina, fearlessness & battle experience (lions always fight each other to take over prides, hence they are more experienced in terms of fighting).

In such a hypothetical scenario where they are made to fight, such a fight can go either way
PoliticsRe: We Will Defend Sharia With Our Last Blood If USA Insists:Nothern Muslim Leaders by Uptheante(m): 5:39pm On Dec 11, 2025
Lukuluku69:
Non-Muslims were never part of it and will never be part of it.

Your Leaders know that.
Then why was Deborah killed in Sokoto because of an alleged blasphemy according to Shari'a law? You think we have forgotten her case plus other christians that were killed because of alleged blasphemy?

Why does your hisbah police regularly destroy alcoholic drinks of non Muslims since the shari'a law is not supposed to be applicable to them?

Why are there cases of underaged christian girls abducted & coerced into accepting Islam against their parent's wishes & then forced into marriage with Muslim men?

Why are christian churched denied certificate of occupancy in many core northern states even though it is their lawful right?

Why are christian students forced to comply with Ramadan tenets during your fasting period. Many schools there even ban selling of food during Ramadan even though they know fully well that christian students are not bound to follow Ramadan laws.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome 62nd Birthday Celebration; What Is Your Take? by Uptheante(m): 5:27pm On Dec 11, 2025
Racoon:
"Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Controversial Birthday Celebration Sparks Diverse Opinions."
From my basic understanding about Christianity, a supposed man of God should not be seen flouting wealth & living in affluence. His major focus should be soul winning not displaying materialism. He is supposed to be modest & exemplary.

Jesus Christ never lived like that, neither did
the apostles that continued his mission after him.

No wonder he has made doctrinal errors & false teachings in many of his preachings & messages. Sadly, he's leading his gullible followers to hell
PoliticsRe: We Will Defend Sharia With Our Last Blood If USA Insists:Nothern Muslim Leaders by Uptheante(m): 5:16pm On Dec 11, 2025
Lukuluku69:
Way to go.

If you don't like it, move out of the North. Isolate them with your wealth and expertise, isolate them with your businesses and all that you claimed you have and let's see if they will recant.

The Shariah is God's Law and by it I stand and not any man made laws.
Then leave non Muslims out of your shari'a law.

Enforce it only on Muslims
PoliticsRe: We Will Defend Sharia With Our Last Blood If USA Insists:Nothern Muslim Leaders by Uptheante(m): 5:13pm On Dec 11, 2025
P1PrinceKT:
Northern Christians are minorities just like a dot in circle. If you really care for them they can relocate to your part of the country. Sharia is non- negotiable.

Remember that We are Muslims Sharia is our way of life, no one can threaten it, threatening Sharia is threatening Islam.
Secede, form your Islamic country & practice your shari'a law as you deem fit.

Don't try to enforce it on northern christians as you always kill them for blasphemy (case of Deborah in Sokoto) , or forbid them from alcohol.
PoliticsRe: We Will Defend Sharia With Our Last Blood If USA Insists:Nothern Muslim Leaders by Uptheante(m): 5:08pm On Dec 11, 2025
Kreesxxx:
If the US insists North should just ask for their country. Since the Christians of the South are in the forefront of this abolition. Let north have their country where Shari'a laws will reign supreme and Islam of the strictest order will become the norm of the day.
Most of them can't even cope with the strict demands & punishment of shari'a law.
It's because of rabid religiously inspired hate for christians that trigger them to seek for shari'a law just to spite the christians.

Many of them flee from strict shari'a administered regions & countries to christian regions where there is freedom & then try to manipulate christians into allowing them practice a version of their shari'a law that is suitable for them while flouting the
constitution of their host country.

They exploit the freedom in their host country & seek to overthrow the constitution of their host country in favour of the shari'a law & extremism they ran away from in their country of origin. The general aim is to dominate the country that was humane enough to host them.
PoliticsRe: We Will Defend Sharia With Our Last Blood If USA Insists:Nothern Muslim Leaders by Uptheante(m): 4:59pm On Dec 11, 2025
Incognito403:
How is sharia designed for the poor and vulnerable?
Mention any rich man or politician that has ever been punished for corruption according to your shari'a law.

We've seen cases of rich influential Islamic politicians who steal public funds, whose children don't even wear hijab both during their weddings & during normal life, some even sleep with pple's wives & high class prostitutes, drink alcohol & hard drugs albeit secretly; yet none of them has ever been punished according to the shari'a law.
PoliticsRe: We Will Defend Sharia With Our Last Blood If USA Insists:Nothern Muslim Leaders by Uptheante(m): 4:53pm On Dec 11, 2025
tiswell:
Allahkubarhuh


Naija is in bondage
On which side are you?

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