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Romance / Re: One Ashawo Wey I Find Go Quarter Yesterday I Hear Say She Done Die by Uptheante(m): 11:09am On Jan 10
You don find out wetin kill her?

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Romance / Re: Dealing With The Mr. Nice Guy Attitude by Uptheante(m): 7:47am On Jan 10
ekanx27:
Meanwhile somewhere right now in a small town in one location, A SIMP is busy shinning the Congo of an Alpha male girlfriend.........
After spending a fortune on her & serving her like a slave. The simp is definitely getting a boring sex from her wide kpekus that was well drilled by the alpha male.
The alpha male never had to do any of those things to get her kpekus & he pounded her & got the best of her kpekus.
She will still use the money she has gotten from the simp on her alpha male & still give him free kpekus again & again

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Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by Uptheante(m): 6:55pm On Jan 05
IyaTola:
Which video are you talking about?
The leaked sex video of those women from His who were paid 30k
Romance / Re: Reg Flag Experience Since I Met Her by Uptheante(m): 6:33pm On Dec 31, 2023
Gentledude52:


I don't abuse her physically but I was forced to talk to her harshly after she keeps pestering my friends to talk to me for reunion and when given the chance, she will misuse it. I am not difficult to live with and I don't pick offense easily. It's very sad seeing my daughter not raised under my care. It's well. Thank you very much .
Are you even sure the so-called daughter is yours?
Have you conducted DNA test to be sure the daughter is yours?

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Romance / Re: See My Convo With A Girl On Michat by Uptheante(m): 8:45pm On Dec 30, 2023
Even her pics on Facebook shows the traits of olosho. I'm surprised her so-called fiance is not sensible enough to detect this
Romance / Re: Few Weeks To Wedding....text Message Discovered. by Uptheante(m): 10:47am On Dec 30, 2023
warrifinest1985:
My game is tight she non go fit, na guys wey dey suffer from inferiority complex dey reason that way and beside ik non fine pass me and i game die to the core
Forget game & fineness bro, once a girl starts crushing on a guy, she will make very easy for him to Bleep her. Your game & handsomeness can't stop her.
Only the guy can reject her

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Romance / Re: Few Weeks To Wedding....text Message Discovered. by Uptheante(m): 6:47am On Dec 30, 2023
warrifinest1985:
the first time my babe came to my place and he saw my neighbour ik, she told me ik is so tall and she likes his height, i saw nothing wrong with it because i know my game is tight. So tell your younger brother to leave the poor girl alone
She will seduce that your neighbor & Bleep him.
Or, if she's not bold enough, anytime your neighbor toast her, she go give am her kpekus.

She has shown you the red flag but you are still deluding yourself.

Don't be surprised, she has already fuucked him by now

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Romance / Re: Few Weeks To Wedding....text Message Discovered. by Uptheante(m): 6:32am On Dec 30, 2023
olaremint:
Oga there is no red flag
Go and work on your lips
If u see the way ladies talk about fine guys or model even responsible married women, u might think otherwise.
They are human beings also and they also have attractions.
Those ladies & so-called responsible married women will Bleep the fine guys & models they talk about if they have the chance
Romance / Re: See A Trick Fashion Companies Use To Introduce New Fashion Trends To Ladies by Uptheante(m): 7:33am On Dec 29, 2023
Some girls are already wearing it in 2023.
I'm sure by 2024 it will become the fashion trend among many ladies
Health / Re: Please Help I want to gain some weight by Uptheante(m): 5:09pm On Dec 28, 2023
ahnie:
I want to add weight and I have tried everything possible to gain weight all to no avail.

I have taken drugs aids one to gain weight but non worked.
I have eaten lots of noodles and fried eggs,eaten overnight,but the weight is not just weighting.


Please help recommend what to do so I can gain weight.
My current weight is 68kg.

Attached is a recent pics of me 26/12/2023.


My sperm go make you fat, come let's knack raw, but you must do tests for me to know you don't have infections

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Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by Uptheante(m): 11:03am On Dec 27, 2023
SexytorresE:
I don’t and won’t support such act . One thing we don’t understand is this “ once u are being film in such act. My dear be ready for a set back in the future . No sweet pr*ck or d*ck can make me accept to be film while kissing talk more of love making . Imagine,30k is too small I swear down , Olosho can be given that money and won’t be film . And they foolishly accepted it. Poverty is a disease in this country I swear . Anyway the differences between the gals that shot the video and we is “they were filmed and we aren’t “ else we mak love everyday undecided bye grin
Your comment shows that you are not against the actual act of the fornication & adultery those women did, but you are only against the 30k that was given to them because it is small & you are also against being recorded while committing adultery or fornication.
This means that if you are given a more lucrative amount with a promise that you won't be recorded, you will be fuucked by the guy whether you are married or not
Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by Uptheante(m): 10:54am On Dec 27, 2023
IyaTola:
Kindly drop your mail as I can't remember the password to this account
Pls help me with the videos
I have emailed you

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Travel / Re: Port Harcourt-Aba-Maiduguri Eastern Railway Corridor Construction Speeds Up by Uptheante(m): 8:23pm On Dec 26, 2023
Kushites:


Honestly the level of ignorance and self hate among these people is tragic.

It never even occurred to the moro.n to ask WHAT EXACTLY the British achieved in power in their 70 year rule.

He just assumed that because they were white people, they were good for us!

Shocking levels of stupidity on this forum.

If the British were still ruling Nigeria, they would have developed Nigeria far beyond what it is now.
There would have been massive infrastructures, good roads, pipe borne water, 24 hours electricity, sound economy, good health system, standard education & a good standard of living.
In addition, there would have been nothing like Boko Haram, herdsmen, bandits & other terrorist elements.
Security will be well assured for all Nigerians & crime rates will be abysmal.
There would have been nothing like ASUU strikes, power outage, terrorists/bandits attacks, high level of corruption among politicians & office holders, substandard healthcare & education systems, high cost of living, religious extremism, extreme poverty, high level of unemployment etc.
Nigerian politicians have destroyed the country that's why Nigerians are emigrating in droves to UK, US & other developed countries for better living conditions.

God bless the United Kingdom
God bless America
God bless Nigeria

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Made Me Beat The Hell Out Of Her. by Uptheante(m): 7:37am On Dec 25, 2023
wiseone28:
Learn from op own
Na your own I wan learn from
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Made Me Beat The Hell Out Of Her. by Uptheante(m): 7:35am On Dec 25, 2023
Though I'm not an advocate of unprovoked domestic violence, I believe that if you had beaten her up when she slapped you for the first time, she wouldn't have gotten the effontery to slap you gain & again.
Infact, if a girl raise her voice at you or talk to you in a disrespectful manner, you are supposed to warn her in clear terms that you don't accept such & she should apologize or you throw her out.
Let me also inform you that all or most of the guys she's collecting money from & receiving their calls are bleeping her. Most men who give money to girls they are not related to, will always Bleep those girls anytime they want & your girl is not an exception. She receives their calls & money in your presence because she has no regard for you.
You accepted a whole lot of disrespect & humiliation from her before you took action, albeit late. If you had clipped her wings from the first time she started disrespecting you, it wouldn't have degenerated to this.
As for your gadgets that she destroyed, make sure she's held accountable & forced to pay for them

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Made Me Beat The Hell Out Of Her. by Uptheante(m): 7:21am On Dec 25, 2023
wiseone28:
What my girlfriend did to me some years ago if i had lose my gentleman i would have been in jail by now 😎😎

I told her not to try that shít with another nigha she might not be lucky to see another day
Tell us make we learn
Celebrities / Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 6:57am On Dec 25, 2023
donprinyo:


Just confirmed my statement. Sissy boy
Your flat headed sister or wife go dey moan as she dey collect my bbc.
Amaka, Ngozi, Chidinma, Uju, Nkiru, Nnenna, Nneka.........
Celebrities / Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 4:54pm On Dec 24, 2023
donprinyo:

Hahaha. Small dick man
Give me your sisters or wife to fúck so that she go confirm if my dïck is small
Family / Re: At 36, I Still Stay With My Parents And I Feel Not bad about it. by Uptheante(m): 4:42pm On Dec 24, 2023
maasoap:

What is there to be "tiju" about?
I was living in our family house during bachelor hood, I got married while still living there. I only moved out after 7 years of marriage when I felt that I could comfortably rent a 3 bedroom flat. I lived in a rented apartment for another 5 years until last week Saturday when I moved to my own apartment.
During those 7 years of marriage in our family house, I used the opportunity to build and expand my business.
It is not always about unseriousness when men make decisions like this, it's about walking at your own pace.


You described me, friend.
Finished university education at 33. Married at 34. Moved out of family house 40. Moved onto my own house at 45. It's my life, my plan.
That's impressive bro, one thing in life is to move at your own pace & do what's best for you not minding external pressure from folks who have no idea what is best for you.
No mind that foool, he's too emotional like a woman

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Education / Re: Why Do Teachers And Textbook Writers Do This This? by Uptheante(m): 1:38pm On Dec 24, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
shocked

hahaha,
I complained about this some months ago when my daughter came home with their school's question papers

the examples and teachings in the classroom were like:

1 + 3 – 4 = 0

3 + 9 × 2 = 21


But what I saw on the question paper:

if 2a = 54, and 3b = 45,
what is the value of (a – b)

I was like, how on earth did they expect these kids to solve the question.


But this assignment is very simple naw.
First get the values of a & b then subtract to get your answer.

2a = 54 is solved by dividing both sides by a in order to get the value of a.
2a/2 = 54/2
a = 27.
Also, 3b = 45 is solved by dividing both sides by 3 to get the value of b.
ie. 3b/3 = 45/3
b = 15

Since a = 27 and b = 15, this implies that (a - b) = (27 - 15) = 12
Therefore, the final answer is 12

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Family / Re: At 36, I Still Stay With My Parents And I Feel Not bad about it. by Uptheante(m): 8:50am On Dec 24, 2023
allthingsgood:


Very very true
Okay na, may your children remain in your home with you are 37. When at 25 many people are already millionaires and conquering the world. Tufiakwa!
There are pple who stayed in their parents house till that same 37 but they were hustling & building their businesses & personal house within that period, they weren't idle or depending on their parents for food or other basic necessities.
They contributed & provided for their parents needs before moving into their own houses upon completion.

You don't call such pple useless or irresponsible

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Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 11:00am On Dec 18, 2023
Zooposki:


She might be pregnant.
That's not a pregnant tummy, she has too much belly fat & she's obese
Health / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide Over Wife's Cheating by Uptheante(m): 5:07pm On Dec 16, 2023
Is the wife an Igbo woman? grin

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Romance / Re: Why Does This Pain Most Nigeria Women And Ladies by Uptheante(m): 3:07pm On Dec 12, 2023
Tempulated:


I just got promoted recently at my workplace and i upgraded everything in my apartment. They saw all the new electronics and furnitures when it was been offloaded. Ever since then, they have been trying to get more closer to me but i am not the type that womanize. So i rejected their advances. Most of them have been grumbling ever since then, I can't even walk properly in my street anymore, It's gossip here and there. I even heard one of them saying this one too dey form while i was passing by.

Well I'm planning to get a car soon because of this development. I will just drive in and drive out whenever i'm going to work.
To pepper them the more, bring fine girls from outside the area

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Family / Re: I Believe My Wife Is Cheating by Uptheante(m): 6:18pm On Dec 11, 2023
Myhusband:




they had sex before bro, she had fúck the dude when his hands wasn't full
Correct.
And they had probably made babies from the earlier fück when his hands were not full.
So, he's inviting her to make babies like they did before, but she thinks his hands are full now, but if his hands are free, she won't hesitate to fúck him & make babies like they did before.
The husband has to carry out a secret DNA test on her kids (if they have any), so as to know how many are his & how many belong to the office colleague or other random men fucking his wife...
To me, irrespective of the result of the DNA test, he should divorce her so that she can be free to make babies with her office colleague

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Family / Re: I Believe My Wife Is Cheating by Uptheante(m): 6:00pm On Dec 11, 2023
Myhusband:
let's make babies, no I can't your hands are tight



it is the confidence for me, that dude have obviously off your woman pant before not once, not twice. dude prepare money down for DNA test and prepared for the outcome


a married lady having friendship with a male colleague is an act of disloyalty, worse part of it, having romantic and naughty chats with him



I'm sure you're not the only one banging that meat in between her legs presently
You're right bro.
If that her office colleague simply convince her that his hands are not full, she will gladly off pants for him

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